[low whirring]
-Fisher?
What is going on?
-'Sup?
You're not Lex.
I just wasted a great helmet flip.
-A helmet flip is not gonna impress Lex.
-The helmet is just the appetizer.
I'm building this pedestal to display
the most prestigious science
award given to tweens,
the Warren Bell Prize.
-What is that? Some sort of nerd context?
-Yes, and I won! Whoo-hoo!
Not only do I get a trophy,
but there's also a dinner
and I get to bring a date.
-There's no way Lex is gonna go with you--
-There's a chocolate fountain.
-[gasps]
Lex loves chocolate fountains!
Your plan might actually work.
-I know. Get ready, world!
You're about to meet Flex!
-Flex?
-Yeah, that's our couple name.
Fisher plus Lex equals "Flex."
Just let me have this.
-Who's ready for the Snow Cone Festival?
-I heard there are snow
cones for dogs this year.
Reggie, we'll get yours with extra gravy.
-Oh, that reminds me of
a funny story about gravy.
See, it was Thanksgiving -- -Come on!
No one's gonna ask me what I'm doing?
I'm sparking up a storm over here!
-What are you doing?
-Glad you asked.
I'm making a pedestal
for a big award I'm getting.
There's a fancy dinner,
and I get to bring someone.
-Okay, before I commit,
you should know I'm allergic to peanuts.
-I'm not inviting you.
I'm inviting Lex.
-Fisher, I'm flattered,
but for the millionth time--
-There'll be a chocolate fountain.
-[gasps] I love chocolate fountains.
-Sounds like something
you can't turn down then.
-Well, on one hand, I don't
wanna give you the wrong idea.
But on the other hand,
chocolate fountains.
I appreciate the invitation,
but I think you should take somebody else.
-I'm sorry, Fish. That was rough.
I feel really bad for you.
To the Snow Cone Festival!
-Whoo-hoo!
-That was embarrassing.
-Who said that?
-I did.
-Jaget, why are you hiding in the bushes?
-I'm training my student
in the ancient Jag-Jitsu
art of suburban camouflage.
-What student?
-Why don't you ask the recycling bin.
-[screams]
-This is Gloria.
Gloria, this is science kid.
-Hey, science kid.
That girl sh*t you down hard.
-But you're in luck.
I'm not only a Jag-Jitsu sensei.
I'm also a love sensei,
and I know how to get
you that date you want.
-No, it's useless.
-I'd listen to him.
I didn't think he could
make me into a recycling bin,
but look at me now.
-I mean, I've tried everything,
so I am getting a little desperate.
You know what? Let's do it!
-Only I get to say "let's do it."
Let's do it.
-Hey, nice sash.
-Oh, thank you.
Countless hours of eating snow
cones have made me an expert,
so now, I get to live out my dream
of being a snow cone judge.
-Have fun. I promised Reggie
I'd get him a dog snow cone.
We'll catch up. Come on.
-Time to get to work.
[clears throat]
I'll have your finest snow cone.
-Can't you see I'm busy--Judge Munchy?!
I had no idea. So sorry about that!
-Hmm, fruity bouquet.
I'm getting a hint of--is it blue?
Excellent ratio of ice to syrup.
But how fresh is this ice?
-I crushed it this morning.
Okay! It's three days old!
-Be better.
-I'll try, Judge Munchy!
Here, a snow cone for your friend.
-Ooh, a free snow cone!
-You haven't seen anything yet.
I've got a whole festival to judge.
-Let's do it!
-The target is in sight.
-She's the love of my life, not a target.
-This is my mission,
so I get to make up the words.
I'm about to transform you into a hero.
-How are you gonna do that?
-Well, science kid,
Lex said she wants a snow
cone for her dog, Reggie, so--
-You know Lex's dog's name, but not mine?
-That's right.
Gloria's gonna steal the snow cone.
That's when you say, "Hey, you!
Get your dang hands off that snow cone!"
-Then I'll pretend to be scared, run off,
and you'll be a hero.
Even though in a real
fight, I would destroy you.
-I'm not so sure about this.
-It's okay.
I'm sure enough for the both of us.
Gloria, make your sensei proud.
-Hey, girl! Gimme that snow cone!
-[gasps]
-Hey, you!
-Fisher?
-Get your dang hands off that snow cone.
-No, I got this. Stop, pedestrian!
-Whoa!
[Reggie barks]
-Curses!
The only thing that can stop
Jag-Jitsu is more Jag-Jitsu.
-Yeah, that's right. You
don't want none of this!
Reggie, can I get a woof woof?
Reggie?
Where's Reggie?
- I don't know.
He must have run off,
which was not part of the plan.
-What plan?
-Uh, the plan to spend a lovely day
at the Snow Cone Festival!
-Well, he's never run off before.
Reggie? Reggie?
Reggieeeeee!
-♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off,
gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go
up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
-Reggie?
Reggie, where are you, boy?
I can't find him anywhere.
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?!
-Stop shaking me and breathe.
-[inhales deeply]
-You may also want to breathe out.
-[exhales] Thanks.
-Check it out, Lex.
We got pepperoni pizza snow cones!
-You don't seem nearly
as excited as you should be.
-Guys, Reggie, ran off.
-What?
-Well now eating a pizza
snow cone seems insensitive.
-Mm-hmm.
-So what happened?
-Some crazy girl tried to
take Reggie's snow cone,
and then he was gone.
-What kind of monster would
steal a dog's snow cone?
-Let's not ask too many questions.
But I'm sure she acted alone.
Let's find that dog.
-Okay. Yeah, let's spread out and look.
-Okay, I'm gonna stay here.
Reggie really liked those dog snow cones,
So maybe the smell
of it will bring him back.
-Munchy, let's roll.
-What? No. That would take too long.
Let's run! [sash snaps]
-I'm so sorry for what happened.
-It's not your fault.
-Yeah.
I'm just gonna go back to my
lab and get some equipment
that can help find Reggie.
-Okay.
And, Fisher, thank you for helping.
-Sure thing.
That's what I did: help,
not ruin everything.
I'm a problem solver, not a problem causer.
See ya!
-How's it going, science kid?
-"How's it going"?
"How's it going"?!
-Yeah, how is it going?
-It's going pretty stinkin' bad!
-Language!
-I'm sorry,
but you made the love
of my life's dog run away,
and I had to lie to her to cover it up.
-Don't worry. Gloria
and I are here to help.
-I don't want your help.
This is all your fault!
-Who are you talking to?
-[screams]
Stay away from me!
Should have never listened to Jaget.
-This is a good lesson.
I help everyone, but not
everyone can see how I do it.
Why aren't you writing this down?
-You said never to leave
a paper trail, Sensei.
-Using my own words against me.
You're learning.
-Reggie?
-Reggie?
-Reggie?
-Reggie!
-We've been walking
around for almost an hour,
and there's still no sign of Reggie.
-I wish there was a faster
way to cover more ground.
[hot air balloon hisses]
-Whoa! It's a hot air balloon
shaped like a giant cow!
-Just like the one Santa uses.
-Look out below!
-Hey, it's Ty!
-Wow! Nice entrance.
-Hey, guys. What do
you think of my new ride?
-It's incredible, but why do
you have a hot air balloon?
-I got it to fly over the
Snow Cone Festival
to give out free samples.
Hey, do you mind holding
this until I get back?
Gotta milk Cash the Cow or she gets grumpy.
[Cash the Cow moos angrily]
I'm coming! Hold on to your udders.
-Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
-Yes.
Ty is Santa! This changes everything!
-No, no.
We take the hot air balloon,
fly over the town, and find Reggie.
-That's a great idea. Let's do it!
-Okay. Yeah, but
I wonder what Lex would
say if she were here.
-She'd probably something
like...[clears throat]
"Do whatever it takes to find my dog,
you sweetie, sweetie, sweetie pies!"
-Whoa, you sound exactly like her!
-I know!
[clears throat] She's gone now.
-Well, if Lex says we should
do it, then we should do it.
Let's steal this hot air balloon!
-Yeah!
-There you are!
-Hey, science kid.
-What do you guys want?
-Your love sensei's back with a new plan.
We choreographed a whole fight.
Gloria's gonna come at you with a bat,
and that's when you pull out this!
-A sparring sword?
-Not a sparring sword,
a Jag-Jit-sword!
It's gonna help you look
like a hero in front of Lex.
-I already have a plan.
I'm gonna use science to find Lex's dog.
-Sounds stupid.
You know what's not
stupid? My sword skills.
Ikey-ya!
[sonic amplifier fritzes]
-Jaget!
-[grunts] What?
It's not my fault. I was demonstrating.
Tell him, Gloria.
-Jag-Jitsu teaches us
that a reckless demonstration
is often necessary.
-Just take your stupid Jag-Jit-sword
and get outta here.
-Fine. Love Sensei out.
-Gloria is out as well.
-You need to work on that.
-Wow, hot air balloons are amazing.
I guess this is why they call
them the jellyfish of the sky.
-I can't believe we came
up with such a great plan.
What's the plan again?
-Steal the balloon.
-Did it!
-Find Reggie.
-Doing it!
I don't see him. Now what?
-I'm not sure. Let's call Lex.
-Mine's dead.
-Mine too.
Lex is usually the one who reminds us
to charge our phones.
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, we'll just steer the balloon
to somewhere we can charge them.
-There's gotta be a steering
wheel around here somewhere.
-I'm not seeing one.
-I know!
I'll call Ty and ask him how to steer.
And as I say that, I realize
my phone is still dead.
-Okay, so how is this
thing going to find Reggie?
-It's a sonic amplifier.
See, different animals respond
to different sound frequencies.
I'm gonna use this to
attract any dogs in the area,
including Reggie.
-Oh, so it's like a dog whistle?
-No.
It's a very fancy dog whistle.
Now I just need to adjust
the frequency to dogs and,
science!
[sonic amplifier fritzes]
Oh, no!
The sword must have
punctured the frequency modifier!
-What sword?
-Uh, nothing!
Oh, no! The calibration is messed up.
This isn't going to attract dogs!
-Well, what's it going to attract?
-Bees.
-Bees?
-Bees!
[bees buzzing]
-Okay, turn it off!
-It's too late. The signal is already sent.
Let's get under that picnic table!
The table cloth will keep the bees out!
At least this is going to be a great story
for our wedding toast.
You're right. Not the time.
[bees buzzing]
-Come on, Presley. Come on, Munchy.
Pick up!
-Okay, it looks like the bees
are buzzing around the cart
with the honey snow cones.
If we give it a few
minutes, it should be clear
so I can get to the machine.
-Why? So you can summon a swarm of snakes!
-No. I can fix my machine
to drive the bees away.
-Good. because we
need to get rid of the bees
so I can find my dog.
And I have no idea where he is.
And Presley and Munchy
aren't picking up their phones.
And I'm at a Snow Cone
Festival hiding under a picnic table!
Fisher, you have to tell me to breathe.
-Breathe.
-[inhales deeply]
-Now, breathe out.
-[exhales]
-You know, I really appreciate
everything you've done today,
especially since I said I
wouldn't go to your dinner.
Thank you.
-Sure.
That doesn't make me feel terrible at all.
-Hey, we're over the festival!
We finally got a hang of
this hot air balloon thing.
-Yeah, the secret is to
just let the wind blow you
wherever it wants and hope you get lucky!
-Hey, look at that!
-I know.
So many people have swimming pools.
-No, look by the fountain.
It's a dog wearing a tie-dye shirt!
-That's Reggie!
-Yeah.
-Our plan worked!
Wow, we should take
to the skies more often.
-Dang it, I wish our phones weren't dead
so we could call Lex.
-Where did you get that milk?
-There's a bunch of them in this bag.
I think Ty was gonna give
out milk and Mooery markers
as free samples.
-Wait.
Milk cartons, cow, farm, food,
school, lunch, milk carton!
-You started with--
-I got it!
We could use these Mooery
markers to write a message
on the cartons and gently drop them to Lex.
-Great idea, Munchy! Let's get writing.
-So many golf courses.
-Munchy, focus.
-Right.
[bees buzzing]
-Okay, Lex, wait here.
I'll fix my machine and
drive away the bees.
If I don't make it back,
think of me every time you
see a chocolate fountain.
-All right, we have our
message all written out.
Great idea writing one word on each carton.
-Lex is gonna be so proud of us.
-Hey! Hey, there's Fisher!
-Let's drop the first cartoon.
-Okay.
[milk carton whistles]
-What's that noise?
[milk carton splats in slow-motion]
-Fisher just put his arms up.
-I think he's signaling us to
drop the rest of the cartons!
-Oh.
[milk cartons whistling]
-Oh, no!
Gotta get to my machine!
[milk cartons splatting in slow-motion]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[sonic amplifier fritzes]
-What happened?
-I was att*cked by milk cartons!
One of them destroyed my machine,
so I can't send the bees away.
We've gotta get outta
here before they run out
of honey snow cones!
-Hey, wait.
There's something written on this.
It says "Lex," and it's in
Presley's awful handwriting!
Holy cow!
Is that Presley and Munchy in a flying cow?
-Yup, that's them.
It's been a weird day.
-Hey, all of these cartons
have writing on them.
I think it's a message!
Wow, what a terrible plan.
-Our brilliant plan is working!
-It looks like it says,
"Hey, Lex, Reggie is near the..."
-Near the what?
-I don't know. There's a word missing.
-Okay, there must be another
carton around here somewhere.
-Yeah.
[bees buzzing] Uh-oh.
-What?
-I found the carton.
-That's gonna tell us where Reggie is.
I have to get it!
-No, Lex, you can't!
It's covered in bees.
I'll do it!
For Flex!
Ouch! Ouch!
-Why is Fisher yelling?
-I think he's trying to thank us.
You're welcome!
-We got your back, bro!
-[groans]
It says "fountain."
He's by the fountain.
-Thank you!
-Ow! Ow, bee stings!
-Sorry.
-I didn't say stop hugging!
-Hey, does it look like
Fisher is getting bigger?
-Yeah, he is growing up so fast.
-No. I mean, like, he's getting larger.
-Wait. I think the balloon is going down.
-Are gonna crash?
-I think so.
-Should we duck down and scream?
-I think so.
[both scream]
-You're welcome.
-Ugh, not again.
-It's me, your love sensei.
I saw the whole thing,
but I waited 'til it was safe
and the bees were gone
to say, "You're welcome!"
You look like a hero, just like I planned.
-I wasn't trying to be a hero.
I was trying to fix the
problem that I caused
by listening to you.
-If you're not careful, I'm
gonna stop helping you.
[Reggie barks]
-I found Reggie, and it's
all because of your help.
That was so brave, the way
you charged into those bees.
You know, I've been thinking about it,
and Fisher, I would love to go
with you to that awards dinner.
-That would be a dream come true,
but I don't think you'll
want to after I tell you this.
-What are you talking about?
-Remember that girl that tried
to take Reggie's snow cone?
-Of course. She's the reason he ran away.
-Well, she was just pretending
to take his snow cone
so I could stop her and impress you.
-What? Why would you do that?
-You wouldn't go with me to my dinner,
and then Jaget and
that girl offered to help.
-You listened to Jaget?
-Yeah.
Reggie running off was
never part of the plan.
-I can't believe you lied.
-Me either.
That's why I'm telling you the truth now.
I want you to go to that dinner with me,
but not if it's based on a lie.
-You're so stupid!
She was gonna go with you, and you blew it.
-Jaget, how long have you been back there?
-Long enough to see science kid
ruin his love sensei's plan.
It was perfect:
disguises, heroes,
recycling bins.
-I can't believe this.
You know, one day, karma is gonna get you.
-I don't who karma is,
but I'll see her coming
with my Jaget-vision.
I see all angles at once:
left, right, up.
[hot air balloon whistles] Oh, no.
[all scream]
-Whoa, I thought we'd
land harder than that.
Something must have cushioned our fall.
-Hey, you found Reggie!
-It was pretty smart of us
to throw those milk cartoons.
Right?
-Are you kidding?
We could have been seriously injured.
-I knew it.
-But we weren't.
And that's why it was a really smart plan.
-Oh, I knew it!
-Yes!
-Hey, where did you get a hot air balloon?
-We'll tell you the whole crazy story
on our way to apologize to Ty.
-Spoiler alert, we stole it.
-Hey!
-Who said that?
-I did!
-You gotta stop doing that to me.
-Okay. But if they still
have that chocolate fountain
at your dinner, I'll go with you, Fisher.
-You used my name and not "science kid"?
-Yeah, that was more of a Jaget thing,
and I'm off the clock.
-Let's do it.
Just one thing, though.
Could you not wear the garbage can?
-It's a recycling bin, but, yeah!
-All part of my plan!
01x23 - Love Sensei
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After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.
After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.