♪ Timmy is an average kid ♪
♪ That no one understands ♪
♪ Mom and dad and Vicky
always giving him commands ♪
Bed, twerp!
♪ The doom and gloom
up in his room ♪
♪ Is broken instantly ♪
♪ By his magic little fish
who grant his every wish ♪
♪ Because in reality ♪
♪ They are his OddParents ♪
♪ Fairly OddParents ♪
Wands and wings!
Floaty, crowny things!
♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ Really mod, pea pod,
buff bod, hot rod ♪
♪ Obtuse
rubber goose ♪
♪ Green moose,
guava juice ♪
♪ Giant snake,
birthday cake ♪
♪ Large fries,
chocolate shake! ♪
♪ OddParents,
Fairly OddParents ♪
♪ It flips your lid
when you are the kid ♪
♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪
Vicky: Yeah, right.
Wow, Timmy,
your neighborhood
sure knows
how to throw
a block party.
You bet. This year
the childless Feifers
paid for a world-class
air show.
The kidless Dinklebergs
paid platinum pop princess
Britney Britney
to perform on
their lawn.
[Crowd screaming]
Are you ready to rock
kidlessly?
[Crowd screaming]
Who'd your parents
get, Timmy?
Well, since my parents
have me to support,
all they could do was
scrounge together
enough extra cash for
some sort of magician.
But that'll be cool,
right?
It's always been my dream
to be some sort of magician.
Aah!
Come back!
Timmy: Mr. Bickles?
The Great Bickelini?
You'd have to be deranged
to think he's
a real magician.
[Beeping]
Crocker: Hmm, top hat, tuxedo,
magic wand, cape.
He must be real.
[Chomp]
[Screaming]
[Beeping, buzzing]
I must be deranged.
He's clearly a fake,
but somewhere around here,
there are fairy Godparents!
Ooh! A rabbit!
That's original.
Booo!
That kid's balloon
is right.
This is lame.
All: Booo!
Hey! Let's go to
the Dinklebergs
and watch
Britney Britney!
Wait! You haven't
seen my closer.
[Thinking] Now to grab
the key with my teeth.
Aah!
Yeech, no!
Don't go to the Dinklebergs.
Please!
Their childlessness
will be our downfall!
Oh, no!
We're losing the audience
to the Dinklebergs!
These people want
a real magician
and I'm going to
give 'em one.
But Crocker's here.
You can't do real magic.
[Buzzer]
We'll be exposed.
What if I wore
a disguise?
Oh, please, Timmy.
You know
that never works.
Secret identities
are--
Aah! Who are you, and what
have you done with Timmy?
Now let's make
my parents less lame.
Ladies and gentlemen,
put your barren hands together
for the magic of
the Masked Magician!
I can't believe Timmy's
going to miss this.
And for my first trick,
Ala-ka-I wish the audience
was back here!
Hey, come back!
Hey, indeed.
These readings are
off the scale,
and they seem to be coming from
that child-sized, bucktoothed,
mystery magician in
Timmy Turner's front yard.
And for my next trick,
I'll need a volunteer.
Like you, person I've
never met before.
That fool!
It's my chance
to observe him up close.
[Trumpeting]
[Crowd cheering]
[Gasping for air]
He's stupendous.
Aah!
He's amazing!
[Lions growling]
Aah!
[Crowd cheering]
He's going to pay
for ruining my dream!
Hey, check it out.
Some Masked Magician
is doing
some amazing tricks
next door.
[Gasps]
All right, I'm Britney Britney.
I was times
"Celebrity Search" winner
when I was still a fetus.
I can get them back.
Turn up the lasers.
Let's kick it!
Pilot: Oh, my eyes!
Tour's over.
Going to Vegas!
[Tires screeching]
Oh, Masked Magician,
whoever you are,
do something!
Ala-ka-I wish
the plane would stop!
Aah!
That Masked Magician
saved us.
He's no magician.
He's a superhero!
A cute superhero.
Cosmo, stop spinning
the newspapers.
I'm trying to read.
Oh, let me help.
Wow! They're calling
Timmy a superhero.
You think he'll let all this
attention go to his head?
Ok, magical partners
in crime-fighting.
It's time to fight for
truth, justice,
and if we see Francis, payback.
Uh, I'm going to
take that as a yes.
Boy: Help!
Help, help! Help!
A tornado!
And I live in
a trailer park!
Oh, they told me
this would happen,
but I didn't
believe them!
Ala-ka-I wish
the tornado was gone!
Woman: Help!
Help, help!
Somebody stole
my purse!
[Laughing]
Ala-ka-I wish
I caught the thief.
[Laughing]
Thank you.
But where's my purse?
Is it right here?
Help! Heeelp!
Masked Magician,
I knew you'd come to help me.
Who did this to you?
I didn't see.
I don't have
any enemies,
except maybe
my sister Tootie
or my third-grade
gym teacher
or my old
scout troop
or my ex-boyfriend
Ricky.
Ala-ka-I wish
Vicky was safe.
Or my parents
or Chip Skylark
or my yoga instructor.
Then there's that Mark kid
from Europe and--
[Train's whistle blows]
-Crimson Chin:
I think it's chin-tastic
that you're moving up from
sidekick to superhero, Cleft.
That's
the Masked Magician.
Really? 'Cause
that's a dumb name.
But full-time
superheroing
is not all
fun and games.
Can I get more
oyster crackers, please?
There will come
a day
when a supervillain
will arrive
and try
and destroy you,
and the cruel
irony is
that it will have
been you, Cleft.
That's
the Masked Magician!
I just can't
get used to that.
But it will have
been you
that will have created
that villain
in the first place.
Surrender.
[Choking]
take this clown,
for example.
The Bronze Knee Cap?
He wasn't always a diabolical
knee-themed villain.
He used to be
Ron Hambone,
the third-best
jai alai player
on the south shore.
I'd entered a Chincinnati
Celebrity Jai Alai
Tournament.
Hambone needed just one point
to win his first
first-place trophy,
not third-place bronze
but first-place gold,
when he tripped over
my rather impressive chin.
Whoooaaa!
Bronze Knee Cap: And on that
day, I vowed that I would
end The Chin's career,
like he ended mine,
so I smelted all my
third-place trophies...
And became the Bronze Knee Cap.
[Laughs]
But it was
an accident.
Why didn't you just
move on?
Oh, uh,
well, because
he never even said
he was sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry,
all right...
that you're still
conscious!
What? No tip?
Here's a tip.
Always bet on justice!
You shall all pay!
The Crimson Chin
is right, Timmy.
Being a full-time
superhero
is a dangerous job!
Yeah, but my situation is
totally different.
It's not like I've
created my own archenemy.
Man: Well, well,
Masked Magician.
You think you get
to ruin my dream?
Let's see what happens to you
when you meet...
The handker-chief.
[Laughs]
and now I will use this,
the world's biggest
chiffon handkerchief,
to make Dimmsdale disappear.
[All screaming]
[Barking]
[All screaming]
[Laughs]
Aah!
Somebody save us!
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird!
And look down there!
It's a bug!
Ooh! And over
there's a squirrel!
No, it's the Masked Magician!
Mr. Bickles?
Is that you?
Oh, come on.
You figured out
my secret identity
and you can fly now?
Oh, that's perfect.
Just perfect.
What's with
the big hankie?
I'm going to
make Dimmsdale,
the town that shunned me
and embraced you, disappear.
Wait!
Nothing you can do
can stop me.
I just wanted to say
I'm sorry.
Prepare for
a suffocation
by a giant, outdated,
cloth nose rag.
What? What did you say?
I'm sorry. I wasn't trying
to ruin your dream.
I was just trying to help
those child-addled Turners.
Really. Gee, this is
kind of unprecedented.
My new dream was to wipe out
you and the city
in one handkerchief-themed
death trap.
I'll cut you a deal.
I'll quit being
a superhero
if you quit being
a supervillain.
Throw in those
white boots
and a stage show
in Las Vegas
and you've got yourself
a deal, mister.
[Growling]
[Cheering]
Wow!
Dreams really do come true!
[Whistling]
Thank you for
these great tickets, Timmy.
Well, I know
the star.
Ooh, having a child
is great, for once.
Well, Timmy,
I guess you learned
to leave
your superheroing
in the comic books
from now on.
Yup, and I also
learned that sometimes
"I'm sorry" can be the only
magic words you need.
Which reminds me,
how'd you get Mr. Bickles
this cool show?
Aah!
Oh, that's easy.
Bickles found
the showroom...
b*at it, loser!
Cosmo: And we supplied
the magic.
But, I'm sure Britney Britney's
okay with it.
Yeah, I'll bet
she has no plans
to take revenge on
Bickles at all.
Bickles...
You might have ended
my Las Vegas career,
but now it's you
who will be canceled...
By the Platinum Princess!
My dream ruined!
Oh, well, guess I'll
go back to teaching.
Aah!
Cosmo, knock it off.
Cosmo: Timmy,
are you asleep?
Timmy? Timmy!
[Snoring]
[Plays chord]
Aah!
We have great news.
There's no encore?
No! We've finally
been invited
to a party at Cupid's!
And I care about
this why?
Because Cupid's parties
are legendary in fairy world.
Everybody who's anybody
gets invited.
Yeah, but apparently,
somebody who's anybody
said no,
because we got
invited anyway!
Come on!
[Indistinct chatter]
Ok, this is the fluffiest house
I've ever been in.
It made the cover of
"Gnome & Gardens" last month.
Cupid: Friends, fairies,
Godkids.
Welcome!
This year, my party
is a magical mystery
scavenger hunt through
time and space!
You have all been chosen
due to your skills,
abilities, fashion sense,
and imaginations.
The Godparent and Godchild team
who brings me
the most items on the list
wins seconds
of rule-free wishes.
The biggest egg ever laid?
Container --B? Ha!
With you guys
on my side,
this is going to be
a snap.
We're the best
team ever!
Man: Don't be so sure, Turner.
Timmy: [Gasps]
Remy Bucksaplenty?
You got invited, too?
Yes, for I,
Juandissimo Magnifico,
can always be found where the
beautiful fairies float.
Ah, Wanda.
You are as beautiful
as your husband is wimpy.
[Kiss]
Arrgh!
Turner, I know we've had
our differences,
but I wanted to wish you
the best of luck.
Uh, thanks, Remy.
With the rest of
your loser life!
Because after I win
this contest,
I'm going to use
those rule-free wishes
to get rid of
your Godparents! Ha!
Ha! He wishes.
You and Remy
will never be able
to out-scavenger hunt
me, Wanda, and Timmy.
So sure of yourself,
are you?
Perhaps a bet,
for the beautiful hand
of your beautiful wife?
[Gobbling]
No way! I would never risk
Wanda's love
for something as
worthless as a bet!
And this shiny nickel?
Ah! So shiny!
So worth cents!
You're on!
Boys, girls, and Godparents,
start your time scooters!
[Crowd cheering]
Juandissimo,
my time limo, please.
On your mark, get set, go!
I wish all the other contestants
were asleep!
[All snoring]
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Hey, dude,
what's up?
Good thing I wished up
this anti-magic bubble.
To the scavenger hunt!
[Revving]
Follow that urchin!
[Starts engine]
[Pterodactyls squawking]
Hmm. The dinosaur age.
Interesting first stop,
Timmy.
Well, the first
thing on Cupid's list
is the biggest egg
that's ever been laid.
The metric system!
Dinosaur egg!
Ha! This is
going to be a snap!
[Growling]
[Roaring]
please be a plant eater!
Please be a plant eater!
Please be a Wanda eater!
Please be a Wanda eater!
I wish this egg
was at Cupid's fluffy house!
[Growling]
Ok, now we need container --B
from the Apollo
mission to the Moon.
How did you
know that?
I copied it off
A.J.'s test once.
It was the only question
I got right.
Zero gravity rocks!
Take that, Remy Bucksaplenty!
Bucksaplenty:
Don't mind if I do.
Ha ha ha!
And I will take
muy, muy, mucho care of Wanda.
Guys, come on!
We're tied with Remy
and we need to find...
The world's largest banana.
Let's go!
[Roaring]
Oh, great.
How are we supposed
to get it away
from him?
Are you kidding?
It's .
With this amazing
wood and steel technology,
nothing can stop us.
Don't worry
your silly little,
soon-to-be-fairyless head
about that.
This looks like
a job for
the magic of money!
I don't know what
kind of girl you think I am,
but I don't hang around
with just any monkey.
But suddenly,
that's not just any monkey.
Sure, I'll ape-sit
your pal for you.
So, what do you
want to do?
See a movie?
Have some dinner?
Hey, easy on
the hips.
I just paid for those!
Aah! I don't do
my own stunts!
Remind me to put a stop
on that check.
I will see you soon,
my darling.
Rats!
Remy's b*ating me.
We've got to get
to th-century Ireland.
Remember, leprechauns
hate to lose
their pot of gold.
Here you go, laddie.
A pot of Irish gold.
Wow, that was easy.
'Tis the least I can do
for poor Cosmo here.
Sorry to hear about you two.
What are you
talking about?
You don't know?
Well, then.
They say that
old Cosmo was dense,
for betting his wife
for cents,
if she knows, she'll be mad,
if she's gone, he'll be sad,
I'm betting the pain is intense.
You bet me
for a nickel?!
But it was
a shiny nickel!
We don't have time
for this.
To th century
France!
Cosmo: I can't believe
we're in Napoleon's house!
I can't believe
you bet me for a nickel!
You haven't held me
this long since we got married.
Monsieur Napoleon,
you may, how you say,
take a break.
A Danish?
You know, I always wondered
what he had under there.
[Laughs]
Sacre bleu.
My pastry, she is gone.
We must inv*de Denmark
and obtain a fresh one.
[Whinnies]
Oh, no!
Remy has things
and there's only
one thing left!
Then we have to get
the last item.
If we tie, we might
not have won,
but we don't lose
either, right?
Remy can't win, Timmy!
He just can't!
I love that nickel!
I mean, Wanda!
Please, you can't lose!
And we won't.
To ancient Peru!
You guys, look.
Remy and his rich-boy
time limo b*at us here.
We got to get
in there and find
the grande treasure
of the Peruvian pyramid
before Remy does!
Which one is
the grande treasure
of the Peruvian
pyramid?
Juandissimo: It could be
any of them,
so let us take them all.
I win, Turner.
[Laughs]
I look forward to standing atop
a wedding cake with you.
Oh, that's weird.
What's weird?
That I'm not strangling
Cosmo right now?
Well, yes, that,
and the fact that in
every movie I've seen
with ancient pyramids
and treasures,
as soon as you steal the stuff,
a bunch of booby traps go off.
Well, I'm a boob,
and Wanda trapped me
into marriage.
Does that
mean anything?
No, but I'll tell you
what it does mean.
They didn't get the real
treasure after all!
[Puff]
Yay! Booby trap!
We found the real treasure!
I mean, oh, no!
Booby traps!
Run!
You know, we could've
just poofed out.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no!
We're too late!
Turner, just in time
to see me
give Cupid the final item
on the list,
the grande treasure
of the Peruvian pyramid.
Would you mind naming
our children after me?
I'll take my rule-free
wishes now.
Shiny like a nickel,
but not what I wanted.
What?!
Actually, I think
he wants this.
Peruvian coffee beans!
Yay!
And here's
a dinosaur egg
and a pot of
Irish gold.
But I got the moon container
full of orange Astro drink,
the banana, and the Danish.
That means we're tied.
So who wins?
I did!
And with this
Irish gold...
Potatoes?
To make golden hash browns!
I'm going to make
the best hash brown,
dinosaur omelet,
banana, coffee,
and orange
Astro drink brunch ever!
Was this
a scavenger hunt,
or did we just do
your grocery shopping?
Oh, a little of both.
Mostly the shopping part.
You don't expect me
to do my own shopping,
do you, silly?
Truce?
Truce.
Get him!
Get him!
Good thing I'm wearing
a diaper.
You are all
off my list!
Care for an omelet,
Remy, old buddy?
Indubitably,
Timmy, old bean.
Care for a glass of
Astro drink?
Don't mind if I do.
Ha ha! So nobody won
and nobody lost,
which means I'm not
in trouble, right?
Let me answer that
with a limerick.
Two fairies got a thought
in their head
that a bet could
decide who I'd wed,
while they battled
their bout,
their big secret
got out...
And now both of
those morons are dead.
That's us!
Truce?
A very sexy truce?
Both: Run!
A nickel! Mine.
It was worth it!
Cupid: Silly
05x10 - The Masked Magician/The Big Bash
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Series follows the adventures of Timmy Turner, a 10-year-old boy with two fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda who grant him wishes to solve his everyday problems.
Series follows the adventures of Timmy Turner, a 10-year-old boy with two fairy godparents named Cosmo and Wanda who grant him wishes to solve his everyday problems.