07x08 - Mow'em Down Like Grass

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07x08 - Mow'em Down Like Grass

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- [Phil] Previously on "The Amazing Race".

[elephant trumpeting] [envelope tearing]

Five teams set out from the Khwai River Lodge in Botswana,

and raced more than , miles to Lucknow India.

Rob and Amber teamed up with Ron and Kelly.

- We need to have four tickets.

Can we do it now though,

before the other teams come back?

- I understand, no problem.

- Thank you.

- [Phil] While the other three teams.

- [Lynn] What's Rob doing in there behind the computer?

- [Phil] Formed an alliance of their own.

- Why are you doing this for us?

- Because we want you guys in the finals with us,

and that's really the bottom line.

- [Phil] Once in Lucknow, tensions escalated

between Ron and Kelly.

- Ron come and stay with me.

Honey. - Let's get on

the cycle rickshaw and get moving.

[car horn honking] - I disagree with that, Ron,

but I'll go and do it,

but I'll make it known, I disagree with it.

- Who's Asharfi?

- [Phil] And Rob got feisty with the locals.

- Are you Asharfi or are you?

Don't try to pull a fast one like that again.

- I don't know what to do.

- [Phil] Gretchen grappled with a tough Roadblock.

- Come on, Gretchen.

- Just exasperated.

I could be in here for a week.

- [Phil] Then the retired couple

were mobbed by adoring locals. [crows cheering]

- [Meredith] Blow some kisses.

- [Local] Please give me your autograph, please, sir.

Thank you, so much, sir.

- Yeah, thank you.

- Front runners, Rob and Amber,

checked into what they thought was a pit stop.

You guys probably think this is the end of the leg.

- What?

- [Phil] But instead they received a twist.

This leg is not over.

Five teams remain, who will be eliminated next?

[upbeat music]

♪ Oh

♪ Oh

[upbeat music continues]

[upbeat music continues]

[dramatic music]

[Rob and Amber laughing]

- Rob and Amber, welcome to Lucknow,

you guys probably think this is the end of the leg.

I don't wanna hold you up,

I have your other clue.

- Aw. - You're still racing.

- Aw, Phil. - Here's your new clue.

- Thank you, come on. [envelope tearing]

"Road info, make your way

to the train station across the street."

- [Phil] Teams must now make their way across the street

to the Lucknow train station

and find Platform ,

where they'll have to board a train

and wait to receive their next clue.

[dramatic music]

- Across the street, we have to go to the train station.

At the end of Platform .

- How much farther?

Ron and I received the clue,

and it tells us to find the flats

and that Phil's gonna be there,

so we're thinking, "Pit stop, pit stop."

- Come on, come on, we gotta go.

This is unreal. [Kelly grunting]

[Ron exhaling] - Ron and Kelly,

this leg is not over yet.

- Whoa. [laughing]

- I have your next clue.

You guys are still racing.

[envelope tearing]

- Come on, baby.

- [Kelly] "Make your way to the train station

at the end of Platform ."

- Whoo. - Oh.

- Uchenna and Joyce,

I'm sorry to tell you that this leg is not over yet

and I have your next clue.

[Joyce screaming] - Whoa.

- What a trick. [envelope tearing]

Come on, it's right there. - Okay, we crossing the street

to the train station. - This is not.

And Phil said, "This isn't it,

you gotta keep going, here's another clue."

We were like, "What?"

- [Uchenna] The railway car

at the end of the Platform . - Look for the mark.

[Lynn exhaling] - Lynn and Alex.

- Yes?

- This leg of the race is not over yet.

- Oh no. - I have your next clue.

- Oh no. - Oh God, hurry, hurry,

hurry, hurry. [envelope tearing]

- Okay, okay.

- [Lynn] Alex and I are freaking out

that this leg is not over,

because it's been going on for days and days.

This just sucks.

[dramatic music]

- Pour it up. - Let's get the last one.

Great, Gretchen, we only need one.

- [Gretchen] Aw, hallelujah.

- All right, we give him two cups of tea.

- Thank y'all.

- Take it back this way, watch yourself.

That's right. - This is for you, sir.

- Thank you very much. - Yeah.

[envelope tearing]

- "Make your way to Phil and the mat."

Let's try to get a taxi.

- Yeah.

- Come on, sweetie.

- [Lynn] Let's just go in this way.

- [Alex] Okay.

[upbeat music]

- Call for a. - Sharbov Flat.

- Taxi. - He says come with them.

- [Gretchen] The people of India

have been so inspirational,

and these people, no matter what they have,

have been willing to help us.

- I think these are gay guys up in front of us.

- Oh yeah.

Hey, he was pretty cute, the one that was helping us.

[dramatic music]

- [Rob] Gotta be here.

- Upstairs?

Number , left.

- Take the stairs over? - Yes,

yes, yes, yes. - Okay.

- Platform ?

- Yeah, that is back there.

- There we go.

We've been bringing up the rear ever since we got here.

We're praying that we're still in the race.

[dramatic music]

Let's go to the roof.

[suspenseful music] [Meredith sighing]

- Meredith and Gretchen, your race is not over yet,

this is your next clue.

- That's great. - Are you a little shocked?

- Oh my God.

- "Make your way across to the train station."

[Gretchen laughing] "And board marked car,

the end of Platform ."

- All right, give it everything you got.

- All right, come on, keep going.

And when we got to the mat and were given a clue

rather than an announcement that we had been eliminated,

we were so joyful [laughing] that we could continue on.

[suspenseful music]

- "Boarding at :," what time is it now?

- [Amber] It's like one.

- [Rob] Train's not boarding until nine o'clock at night,

so pretty much guaranteed

every team's gonna be tied up again.

[dramatic music]

- [Ron] What's the deal?

- You'll figure it out.

- [Ron] The train board's at nine o'clock.

- : p.m.?

- "Boarding at : hours." - A, A.

- We just gotta wait.

- "Notice, Platform ."

Okay, well, where are we going?

- We don't know.

- Look, sweetheart, boards at :,

we got all the time in the world.

[upbeat music]

Okay, everybody's right there, hun.

- I love Joyce's headscarf.

Work that [laughing] scarf. [laughing]

- [Lynn] Alex and I have a loose alliance

with Joyce and Uchenna,

and Gretchen and Meredith.

- [Joyce] Ron and Kelly, Rob and Amber

are sticking together.

I'm sure it's a short alliance,

'cause, believe me, Rob will do whatever he can

to get to that mat first.

[train horn blowing]

[upbeat music]

We're ready for this train,

and we still have no clue as to where we're going,

how long it's gonna be.

- [Alex] Mystery train.

- It said wait patiently for our next clue.

[train horn blowing]

[suspenseful music]

- [Messenger] Evening, sir.

[Meredith grunting]

- [Meredith] Time to go?

- Thank you.

[dramatic music] [envelopes tearing]

- Road info.

- "Search for your next clue at."

- "Jodhpur train station."

- Well. - Jodhpur.

- [Passenger] Approximately, we will be there

around or .

- [Alex] Oh.

The clue said, "Search for your next clue

at the Jodhpur train station."

We're actually going to be on that train for hours.

[train horn blowing] [upbeat music]

- I'm tired.

This whole race has been extremely difficult for me

not having all my basic little comforts that I like,

eye cream, skin cream, any cream.

I mean, at this point,

I would drink my skincare if I had it with me.

[Alex laughing] Toner sounds pretty delicious

right now, but I think it's interesting

to see how long I can do it without them.

[suspenseful music]

- This is what I deal with. [Joyce laughing]

This is what I deal with.

- [Joyce] You look like chic.

- Rob won't see a scary movie

with me, he refuses. [Ron laughing]

- Oh, I love 'em.

This was the first time we were able to sit down

with Rob and Amber and actually talk to 'em

and have fun.

Rob's really humorous,

and Amber's just very sweet.

- [Rob] This train ride really gave us a chance

to see what kinda people Ron and Kelly were,

and we actually started a real friendship.

- [Amber] We do have a lot of respect for them,

and I think we have fun racing against each other.

- But in the end, we wanna win,

that's why we're here, that's why we're trying so hard.

[locals faintly speaking in foreign language]

[upbeat music]

[train horn blowing]

- Get your eyes open.

- [Meredith] Just stay with me.

- Come on, babe.

- [Uchenna] "In the train station," it says.

- [Alex] Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

- Here, babe.

[envelope tearing]

- "Make your way to Sudar market."

- [Phil] Teams must now make their way one mile

to the Sardar Market and find this clock tower.

Once there, they must go to the first-floor balcony,

where they'll find their next clue.

- Do you know where this place is?

- Sardar Market.

- [Rob] Can you tell the taxi driver?

- Oh.

[envelope tearing] - Sardar Market.

- We need a. - This way, taxi.

[dramatic music]

- Sardar Market.

- Sardar Market.

- "Go to the clock tower to find your next clue."

- Oh. - He wants us to wait.

- Think this is taking to much time?

- Okay, we gotta get through here.

- Exit.

Come on. - Okay, take the one

on the left. - Taxi.

- [Driver] Sardar Market.

- Sardar Market. - Sardar.

- [Alex] Go, we gotta go super fast.

[dramatic music]

- [Rob] Is it faster to go in one of these?

Amber, come on.

- [Driver] We'll go to Sardar Market.

- [Rob] Hey, buddy, go fast as you can.

- Where's the clock, right here?

- [Ron] Yeah, yeah.

- It's gotta be marked.

It's closed.

it's not open until : a.m. - ": a.m. to : p.m.

- Ah, right here. - Right here, okay.

- Let's go.

- Pay the man, Alex.

- I'm paid him.

- Come on, babe, come on, come on, come on.

- Oh no. - Oh.

- There's the hotel and restaurant right there.

- Hotel and restaurant right there.

- Yeah, let's go. - Y'all wanna go?

[suspenseful music]

- [Rob] All the other teams found a hotel for the night,

so Amber and I, and Ron and Kelly

ended up at this magnificent hotel.

I like it.

- We're sold.

We could maybe share

and use the air conditioning. - No, let's just get

our own room.

- Whoa.

- And what's your name? - Thank you.

- Sanjay. - Sanjay.

Do you know the city very well?

- Yeah, very well, absolutely. [fingers snapping]

- How much would it cost

for you to take me around and show me?

- Free of charge.

- Free of charge.

I need a guide tomorrow. - I'm the guide for you.

- To help me all day.

Okay, at nine in the morning,

can you come with me for the day?

- Definitely. [fingers snapping]

[Amber laughing] - All right, are you sure?

- Sure, promise. - All right,

thanks, buddy.

- Yeah. - Sounds good.

All right.

[fireworks cracking]

- [clapping] Oh, this is wonderful.

- Hey, that's cool. [laughing]

[firework banging] - Whoo,

whoo. - Whoo.

[upbeat music]

- [Lynn] Alex and I came across this huge wedding,

and the next thing we know,

we're getting pulled into the middle,

dancing with these men,

and it was absolutely amazing.

- [Gretchen] Look at them.

- [Meredith] Look at 'em dance.

- [Gretchen] Look at them.

[Meredith and Gretchen laughing]

- Whoo. - Whoo.

[suspenseful music]

- This is incredible.

- Wow, this looks cool.

- [Lynn] Good karma, come our way.

- Just wanna make sure that

Ron and Kelly don't steal Sanjay.

We don't want them to win.

When it comes down to it,

if we have to leave something first or whatever,

you're with us.

- I know. - Okay.

- [Ron] Rob actually coerced Sanjay,

who's the manager of the hotel,

into following us on the rest of the leg.

[upbeat music]

[bell ringing]

- Come on, hun.

- [Meredith] I'm with ya.

[bell ringing]

- [Lynn] Dusty, dusty.

Ooh, it's like Cinderella's castle.

- Here, Fast Forward.

- Let's do a Fast Forward, let's do it,

let's do a Fast Forward. - Okay.

[upbeat music]

- This is the second of only two Fast Forwards

hidden on the entire race.

The first team that finds it and completes it

can skip all tasks and go directly to the pit stop.

In this Fast Forward,

teams must make their way / miles to this temple

and engage in a traditional Hindu good fortune ritual,

having their head shaved. [razor buzzing]

Something that is done by Hindu men and women

at least one time during their life.

Teams will not know the ritual is a head shaving

until they arrive.

Once both team members are completely bald,

they may claim the Fast Forward.

- Let's go. - Scratch it off.

let's go, Fast Forward. - We're going after

the Fast Forward.

- Detour.

- A Detour is a choice between two tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this Detour, teams have to choose between Trunk and Dunk.

In Trunk, teams make their way to Jodhpur's Old City

and choose one of these teak elephants,

weighing pounds.

Then they must transport the elephant / a mile

to this temple.

This priest will hand them their next clue.

It's a physically demanding task,

but if teams enlist the help from locals,

they could finish fast.

[upbeat music]

In Dunk, teams make their way

to this neighborhood in Jodhpur,

famous for handmade tie-dyed fabrics.

Once there, teams will dye these white sheets.

After the colored dye is applied,

the clue can be clearly read

when the sheets are untied.

The sheets are light,

so the task won't be physically demanding,

but the clue only appears on one sheet,

so getting through a basket of

could take a long time.

[upbeat music]

- Better do the elephant. - All right, yes.

We didn't take the Fast Forward

because we knew we would be out of it

if we didn't make it to the Fast Forward first.

[envelope tearing] - What do you wanna do?

- Fast Forward. - Fast Forward.

We're gonna go with Fast Forward,

Fast Forward. - Okay.

- I say let's take the Detour. - Okay, we're not taking

the Fast Forward.

Kelly and I felt like if we went after that

and we didn't get the Fast Forward,

that we would be eliminated from the race.

[envelope tearing] - It's a Fast Forward.

- Last time we went for the Fast Forward

and we ended up there second,

we weren't gonna let that happen again.

- Trunk or Dunk?

- [Rob] Do you wanna do the elephants?

- Or the dying?

- The dying might take a while.

[upbeat music]

- Where are the elephants?

Panna Nivas.

- Panna Nivas.

- Here. - Yeah, this way, this way,

here, come.

- Let's go, let's just keep walking outta here.

Hold on, hold on,

they're still right there.

- Alex, let's just walk up here and get a taxi.

- Sanjay, just walk with us, walk with us.

- Hey, you know Panna Nivas?

- Not yet, not yet.

- Why? - Let's get outside.

- We're going to Kaylana Lake.

- About / miles away.

- [Uchenna] You know this place?

- Yeah.

- Taxi.

- Let's go.

- There's Uchenna and Joyce.

- [Alex] They're probably going for the Fast Forward.

- Yeah. - We gotta go,

we just gotta go. - Hurry, hurry,

we gotta move fast.

- [Uchenna] Let's go, let's go.

- Kaylana Lake, do you know where it is?

- Sure.

- [Alex] Yes, yes, yes. [speaking in foreign language]

- Hurry, hurry.

- Okay, let's hurry now,

we can't just be strolling around.

- This road here.

- Come on, come on.

- Do we need a taxi? - Taxi?

- Taxi or walk? Run. - Run.

[dramatic music]

- Where is it?

Down here, you sure? [dog barking]

Right here?

Come on, Meredith,

come on. - I'm with you,

just keep going.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

Hey, let me get it over the hump first.

- Come on. - Get in front of it, Kelly.

- Do we get on? - Amber,

come on, honey.

- [Meredith] Gretchen, this one.

- [Gretchen] Oh, right here.

- Which way is it going?

- Hey, Sanjay, do you know where it is?

- Yeah. - So how do we go?

Will you show us?

- [Guide] Up, up.

- Me, up in the?

- Yes. - Okay, here.

- Ready?

- Honey, do you have to ride in it?

- No. - Why is Gretchen in it?

- [Amber] It doesn't say we have to ride in it.

- [Kelly] Come on, babe.

- [Ron] Push.

- [Amber] How do you steer it?

[dramatic music]

- Now, you know Joyce and Uchenna

are gonna go for that Fast Forward.

They only have to arrive there one minute before us

to totally screw us up.

Don't you think so, honey?

- [Alex] Yes, yes.

- Driver. - Yeah?

- [Lynn] We wanna change.

We're gonna do the elephants.

- [Alex] Go to Panna Nivas.

- Hurry, hurry, hurry.

- We're on our way.

Took a Fast Forward.

- This is a real gamble right here.

[upbeat music]

- Where do we go?

- Help, help.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Help us, please, help.

- How do we turn? - Sanjay, Sanjay.

- Come on, push, push, push, push.

- Push, push, fast.

- Come on.

Come on, get out the way.

- Have you got a steering wheel in this thing?

- No.

Good, push, push, push.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- [Lynn] Amber and Rob are here.

- [Rob] Come on, help, help.

- [Ron] Push, push.

- Back it up.

- Thank you.

- Sanjay, tell these people to help us.

This way. [grunting]

- [Ron] Push, push.

- [Kelly] I am.

- Get out the way.

- Let's go, boys, push.

- Push. [Lynn laughing]

- Oh, Gretchen, you look fabulous. [laughing]

Ready? Can you guys help us?

Help us.

Oh my God, this is hilarious.

I wanna ride on top, Alex.

- No, you don't have to.

- I think I can get out,

I thought we had to get in.

Meredith, oh.

- Keep going, come on,

we can get this thing. - Meredith,

push. - Push.

[dramatic music]

- Get out the way, get out the way.

- Hold it, hold it.

- Oh, oh. - Come on.

- [Alex] Come on, we can pass 'em.

- Meredith. - Watch out,

watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.

- [Gretchen] Oh, Meredith.

- Woohoo. - Push, push, push.

We have a bad elephant.

We have a bad elephant.

- [Meredith] How far are we going, how far?

- Oh, way up there.

- It's there. - Unbelievable.

- This is a bad elephant.

Help us push.

Okay. - Okay.

- Push, you push. - Help us, push.

Good, honey, keep going.

[upbeat music] - Help.

- Stop, which way, Kelly? - Straight.

- That way? - Come on.

Come on, help, help, help, come on.

Watch the wheel, watch the wheel.

Come on now, let's go.

- I'm holding the elephant's tail. [laughing]

- No coffee break here.

- Whoo.

- Whoo. - Big elephants go this way?

Thank you.

- I'm really exhausted.

Huh? - We need some big people.

- Push, boys, push. - Go, go.

- [Meredith] Gretchen, where are we going?

- We're going to the temple.

[upbeat music]

- We gotta get to the Fast Forward.

And you know Kaylana Lake?

- Yes. - Okay.

We have to get there very fast,

very fast, okay? - Very fast, I pay more.

[dramatic music]

- [Kelly] Keep going.

- [Rob] Come on, push, push.

- Come on. - Come on,

come on, you wanna push?

Push, get up here, let's go.

Come on, come on.

Full steam ahead. - Come on, come on.

You see them?

It's tough organizing Indian labor.

[upbeat music]

- [Alex] [speaking in foreign language] All right, come on.

- Push, how far is this place?

- Push, boys, push.

- Push, push, come on.

- "Engage in a traditional Indian good fortune ritual."

Oh, I hope it's not a head shaving.

That freaks me out.

- I don't think it's a shaving-your-head thing.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you. - Okay, turn left,

Elephant park.

Okay, now stop, stop, stop.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[Kelly exhaling] - Hurry, hurry, hurry.

- How are you feeling today?

- [Kelly] Thank you.

- [Ron] Come on, Kelly.

- Whoa, straighten it up, straighten it up.

[envelope tearing] - "Go to Deora Krishi Farm."

- [Phil] Teams must now travel by auto rickshaw

approximately eight miles towards Deora Krishi Farm,

a site used for a local festival.

Once there, teams must look for their next clue.

[dramatic music]

- Sanjay.

- Where's the clue?

- Go, go up there, it's there.

- Amber, come on.

- Get a taxi. - A taxi?

- Taxi, taxi.

- Thank you.

[envelope tearing] - Route info.

Where's Sanjay?

- In the back. - Okay, Sanjay,

can you come with us?

- Sanjay, get in here with us.

Come with us, he has to come with us.

Come on, come on, get in there.

- Definitely.

- [Rob] Let's go, let's go.

- [Amber] Whoo.

[tractor engine whirring]

[indistinct]

- Up? - Okay, all the way up,

okay. - Okay.

- Thank you.

- That way. - Up here?

- Yes. - The top?

- Is he here? - Is there a wise man here?

- Wise man, no, I think.

- Is there more? - Yeah.

- Is this the first one? - Where?

- Another , or . - Did you say the?

- Temples? - Yeah, temple, temple,

temple, temple. - Oh, temples everywhere.

- This one here.

- Okay. - There's the stairs.

- The stairs over there, okay. - Okay, yeah, yeah.

- We went up to the wrong hill,

we have to go around to the stairs.

[Lynn and children cheering]

- Hey.

[envelope tearing] Route info.

Taxi. - Taxi.

- Do you know where the temple is?

Oh, God, come on.

- He's so tired, honey.

Help him, help him.

Help him push.

- Come on, honey.

Help us, push, push.

- Push. - Come on, help.

- Hey, move the way, move the way.

- Push.

[car horn honking]

- [Meredith] Help me, I'm so tired.

- Deora Krishi Farm.

Let's go. - Hurry, hurry, hurry.

- I wish we had Sanjay in our car.

Are they all behind us?

- [Ron] Yeah, looks like it.

- [Rob] They're right in front of us.

- Come on, push.

- Oh my God, there's so much traffic, Alex,

as far as you can see.

Run that elephant over.

Oh, please, please, please.

Hey, hey. - Hey, hey.

- Aw. [speaking in foreign language]

Hey. - Park in the parking area.

- [Lynn] We gotta go fast, please, please.

- [Gretchen] Meredith.

- [Alex] Let's go, go.

- Whoo. [clapping]

- Let's go, head up.

- Is this it, honey? - I don't know.

I don't see anybody.

- They're in there praying.

This wasn't it.

[suspenseful music]

- Okay, go. - Go, go, go, go, go.

We gotta pass 'em.

- Whoo. - Whoo, whoo.

[car horn honking]

- [Lynn] Oh, we're in a big hurry,

please, please, please.

Oh my God, please don't get us stuck here.

- Put it right there.

Here. [children cheering]

- Right, right, right.

- Thank you. [envelope tearing]

"Deora Krishi Farm."

- Come on. - Oh, thank you.

I should have never gotten up in that elephant,

I don't think.

- It's okay, you had a good ride.

- [Gretchen] I could've helped push.

[upbeat music]

[elephant trumpeting]

[dramatic music]

- Come on, come on, come on. - Okay, jump out, jump out.

- All right, we're hopping out.

- All right, let's go.

- [Kelly] Straight ahead.

- Pull it, all right. - Okay.

- It's gonna be a Roadblock. - Roadblock.

- "Who's ready to steer their team

in the right direction?"

- A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform.

In this roadblock,

one team member has to choose a camel cart

and race two times around this marked course.

When they cross the finish line,

the camel master will give them their next clue.

- [Amber] It's definitely gonna be riding a camel.

Do you want me to do it?

- Okay, okay. - I'll do it.

- I'll do it. - Go, baby, go.

[upbeat music]

- Sit here.

- Come on, Amber.

- Come on, baby.

- This ought to be interesting.

- Go forward.

Why's he going backwards?

- Baby. - Damn. [laughing]

- Yeah?

- Let's go.

- Go, go, go.

- Yah.

[upbeat music]

- They're right behind us.

- [Lynn] Meredith and Gretchen are right behind us?

- Uh-oh. - We're catching

that other cab.

Whoo.

Good, driver, good, driver.

[upbeat music]

- Fast, fast, fast.

Woohoo.

- Aw, dude, she's hauling butt on a camel.

Amber's probably way back there.

[camel groaning]

- Ooh, I don't see my girl, this is not good.

- Okay, go, go, go, go, go.

- Here it is, there she is, there she is.

- Good, camel, good, camel.

- [screaming] [laughing] Oh my God.

- Stopped running. - Go, go, go,

go. - To the left.

- Go, go.

- Aw, it's enough to make you sick.

- Go. [grunting]

Faster, faster, faster, faster.

[Ron groaning]

- This is it, this is it.

[dramatic music]

What, ?

No, no, no,

that's too expensive. - Come on.

- [Meredith] Come on, hun.

- Aw, man, everybody's here now.

- Come on, Meredith.

- [Lynn] Damn it.

- [Alex] Cab driver.

- I'll do it, hun.

- "Steer their team in the right direction?"

- I will. - You will.

- [Lynn] Come on.

- Come on, come on, hun.

- [Gretchen] Good luck, honey, good luck.

- Hurry, hurry, hurry.

- Go, Meredith.

[suspenseful music]

- All right. - Oh, look,

down there.

See down there?

- [Uchenna] Ah, there we go.

- Thank you.

Okay, this is it.

- In here.

Ah, there he is.

- Hello. [laughing]

- Uh-oh.

- [laughing] They got scissors,

uh-oh. - They got scissors.

- Hello.

- [Uchenna] "To win Fast Forward,

each of you must have your head shaved."

- I knew that was coming,

I fricking knew it, okay, fine.

- Honey, honey.

- What? - Wait a minute,

wait a minute. - I told you.

- Do you wanna shave your head?

- Let's go.

[serene music]

- [Uchenna] "To win Fast Forward,

each of you must have your head shaved."

- I knew that was coming,

I fricking knew it, okay, fine.

- Honey, honey.

- What? - Wait a minute,

wait a minute. - I told you.

- Do you wanna shave your head?

- Let's go, let's just do it,

let's do it, I don't care.

Let's just do it, I'm not going back,

I'm not going back.

Oh my God, [crying] oh my God.

- Honey.

- I'm ready, let's just do it. [crying]

- Honey, you. - Let's just do it.

- [Uchenna] We don't have to do this.

- [Joyce] Are you kidding?

All this trouble to find this place.

- [Uchenna] My head is already shaved.

- Okay, then it's just me, okay.

- [Uchenna] I don't want you to have to.

[Joyce crying]

Honey, I don't want you to have to do it.

- [Joyce] It's already gone, honey. [crying]

- I'm sorry.

- [Joyce] I knew this was coming,

I told you and I knew it. [crying]

Well, you get to see me bald, honey.

- Aw, baby, you're beautiful any way you come.

- Oh my God.

It's okay, it's just hair, it'll come back.

- Yeah, baby, I'm sorry.

- It's okay. - I'm sorry.

- It's an outward appearance,

right? - I know, right.

I love you, baby. [Joyce crying]

This is rough, this is very rough.

Watching Joyce have her hair cut off,

my heart was breaking,

because I never wanted her to make a sacrifice.

- Oh my God.

- I know, I'm sorry.

[dramatic music]

[Kelly grunting]

- [Rob] Come on, Amber, stay with it.

- Good, good, good, good.

To the right, to the right.

This way, this way, this way.

No. - No, no, no, no, no.

[camel groaning] Ooh, he's pissed.

- [Amber] Oh God.

- Whoa, they're camel's going nuts.

[camel groaning] - Not a happy camel.

Come on.

- [Rob] Come on, camel.

- Good, camel, good, camel.

Go, go, go.

Whoo, one more time.

- Go, Meredith.

- Yah.

[camel groaning]

- Come on, Meredith, hurry up. - Hey, hey, hey, hut, hut.

- Come on, Meredith.

- Hut, hut, hut,

hut, hut. - Go, Lynn.

[camel groaning]

- Hut, hut, hut. - No.

- [Meredith] Go, go, go.

[Lynn speaking in foreign language]

- Okay.

- Hut. - Go, hut.

- [Lynn] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ah, yes, yes, yes.

[dramatic music]

[Joyce crying] [Uchenna sighing]

- You have a nice-shaped head actually.

[Joyce laughing]

[lips smacking]

I'm sorry, baby.

- Ah. - I asked if you're gonna do

anything for me.

- Look at my hair, yeah, but. - You have

a beautiful-shaped head.

[Joyce groaning]

- [Joyce] Oh my goodness, [laughing] it's a weird feeling.

- Oh yeah, it's a weird feeling at first.

Aw.

[Joyce laughing]

- I got a big forehead like you now, huh?

- Yeah, you got a big [laughing] forehead like me now.

You are beautiful.

[Joyce crying]

It seemed like there was this blossoming

happening with Joyce.

The more the hair came off,

that she just got brave,

and I was overwhelmed with pride.

I love you, baby.

It's good luck.

That's what we need is good luck.

- Yeah.

Express gratitude for good fortune.

Thank you for the good fortune.

[Joyce crying]

It's gone now, nothing I can do, aw.

- But you're beautiful,

[laughing] I swear, you look beautiful.

- Aw, wow. [laughing]

- Yeah, we're bald together now.

[Joyce laughing]

- Thank you. - Thank you, baby, I love you.

- Thank you. - Thank you. [laughing]

- Thank you.

- All right, "Congratulations,

you've won the Fast Forward,

make your way to the next pit stop,

Jaswant Thada." - "Thada."

- Having won the Fast Forward,

Uchenna and Joyce can now skip all tasks

and go directly to the pit stop,

Jaswant Thada, a royal tomb in the city of Jodhpur.

The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

- Okay, let's go.

- Okay, let's go. - Thank you.

[Joyce whimpering]

[Joyce laughing] - You look absolutely

beautiful.

- There's been a lot of black women

that have shaved their heads

and they still look beautiful.

How do I look? [gasping]

My God, look at my head.

My inner beauty will have to come out

[laughing] and shine.

Oh my God.

[Uchenna laughing] Okay, let's go.

- Okay. - We gotta go to the pit stop.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, baby.

- Yah, yah, yah.

Go, go, go, go.

Okay.

- We're done, come on.

Got my bag?

- Yes. [envelope tearing]

"Make your way to the next pit stop, Jaswant Thada."

- Teams must now make their way / miles

to just Jaswant Thada.

This -year-old tomb

built to honor Jodhpur's royalty

is the pit stop for this leg of the race.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- Last time I checked. - Come on, come on,

come on, come on, we got a taxi down here.

Is it a pit stop, is it a pit stop, Ron?

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- Where's your other person?

- I'm waiting for her.

- Hey. - Honey, that hurt my bottom

so bad, but it's so much fun.

- All right, well, let's go. [Kelly laughing]

- It was so funny.

- Go, camel, go.

Yeah.

- Ride that camel. - My man.

[hands slapping]

- Hut, hut.

- That's my baby. - Come on, come on.

Go, go, go, cross the finish line.

- Come on, come on, keep going.

- Go, go, go, go, go.

- Come on. - We have to come first,

keep going, go.

- [Rob] Come on, tell him, keep going.

- Go, go, go.

- Keep going. - Go, go, go.

Go, we need to go, aw.

Go, go, go, no, no.

[Alex laughing] - Good, good,

he's going in the other direction.

Go around the track the other way. [laughing]

- Oh God, please, no.

- [Amber] Geez Louise.

Straight, this way,

no. - Oh God, no.

- He does not wanna be racing today.

[Gretchen laughing]

- Come on, baby, come on. - This way,

okay, okay, okay, okay, stop.

- Come on. - Oh, thank you.

- [Both] "Make your way to the pit stop, Jaswant Thada."

- Come on, you did great. - My camel didn't like me.

- [Rob] You did great.

Sanjay, let's go.

Go, go, go, go. - Go, go.

- Hi, hi, hiyah.

Hi, hi, hi.

- Go around the other side.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Hurry, hurry.

- It's more, one more. - One more.

[Lynn speaking in foreign language]

- [Gretchen] Come on, Meredith,

pass 'em up, hurry up.

- Go. - Hurry.

- Hiyah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah.

- No, the other way,

ay, ay, ay, ay. - Stop.

- [Alex] Lynn, you gotta go around twice.

- Okay, okay.

- Meredith, steer him.

- I'm trying.

[Gretchen laughing]

- This sucks.

- Hurry, honey. - Okay, let's go.

- We got an obstinate camel.

- I got it, one more time.

[suspenseful music]

- He says he knows the place.

Let's go, baby, we can do it.

[dramatic music]

- [Ron] Pit stop in Jaswant Thada.

[rickshaw engine whirring]

- Go, go, go, go.

- [Rob] We gotta move.

- Go, hut, hut.

- [Alex] Go, Lynn.

- Hi. [laughing]

- Come on, Meredith.

Meredith is following up the rear.

- Right. - Talk nice to the camel.

- Go, go.

- Hi, don't stop.

- Whoo. - Hi, yeah, whoo, okay,

get off, get off, get off. [Alex screaming]

Get the clue, get the clue. - Thank you.

"Make your way to the pit stop.

Taxi.

- Tell 'em where we're going, Alex.

- Do you know where this is? - Okay.

- Yes. - Yes?

Thada. - Jaswant Thada.

- [Alex] Yes, fast.

- Jaswant Thada. - Fast.

[Lynn speaking in foreign language]

[Alex speaking in foreign language]

[rickshaw engine whirring]

- We gotta be first,

we gotta be first. - We gotta be first,

after this?

- We're going to the pit stop.

- Go fast, fast, fast. - Yeah, go, go, go, go.

- [Rob] Come on, it's a pit stop.

[suspenseful music]

- [Lynn] Ask him how far.

- I don't know, "How far?" in Hindu.

We're good though.

- Yeah.

[dramatic music]

- That's good, that's good. - Stop, stop.

- That's good.

- [Meredith] Get your clue.

- Thank you, Gretchen, come on.

- [Gretchen] All right,

quit shouting at me. - I'm sorry.

- For God's sakes, we've never acted

like this with each other.

- "Make your way to the pit stop."

- Oh boy, all ahead of us.

- This is the last chance

we've got, Gretchen. - Hey.

We need to go fast.

[suspenseful music]

[rickshaw engine whirring]

- [Alex] Both looking for a flag,

and I'm not seeing anything.

- [Lynn] Oh my God, is that it?

- [Alex] I think so.

- Pay the man, pay the man. - Okay, here.

Where? - Which way?

- This way? - Honey,

I don't think it's this way.

- [Alex] Well, come on, let's run.

- [Lynn] Run the wrong way?

- [Alex] Run any way, just run.

- [Lynn] Where is everyone?

- Which way?

Where is everyone?

Is this the right castle?

Taxi. - Pay more attention.

- Hurry.

- Jaswant Thada.

- Jaswant Thada, yeah, yeah, okay.

- [Lynn] I can't believe it,

we were at the wrong palace.

- [Uchenna] Here we go.

- Need a hat. - It was beautiful,

you look beautiful, you look beautiful.

- Jaswant Thada.

- [Rob] Hold on.

- I don't have any more nails.

- I know, I have no more nails to bite.

- I'm gonna have to start on my toenails.

- Ugh.

- We had a slow elephant, slow tuk-tuk,

and a slow camel.

- They gotta stop, they gotta get gas.

You were good, babe. - Dag blame it.

Crap like this happens to us all the time.

End up in a taxi that has to go to the gas station.

Dag blame it.

- They're at the gas station there.

- Who, Ron and Kelly?

- [Rob] Yeah, we gotta pass 'em.

- Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

[dramatic music]

Okay, go.

[Kelly clapping] - Go, go, go, go, go.

- [Rob] Go fast, man.

Come on. - Go, go, go, go, go, go.

- [Kelly] Rob and Amber are back there.

- Jaswant Thada.

Whoa. - Wow, look, that's beautiful.

- Oh my God.

[upbeat music]

Keep going, keep going.

Oh, go,

this ain't the spot. - "Jaswant Thada," no,

this is it.

Oh, the mat's over there.

- Welcome to Jodhpur, India.

- Thank you. - Thank you, sir.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Uchenna and Joyce.

[Joyce laughing]

You are team number one.

- Yeah. - Whoo.

[Uchenna and Joyce laughing]

- [Phil] Congratulations.

- Thank you. - Oh, baby.

- Thank you.

- You made the ultimate sacrifice

to this one, baby. - I know.

That feels great. - You wanna show 'em?

- No.

[Uchenna and Joyce laughing]

- Show 'em. - No.

- How does it make you feel?

- [laughing] That was really hard,

but it's just hair. - She was awesome,

I mean, she is determined,

she really, really sacrificed to be here.

[dramatic music] [rickshaw engine whirring]

- Yeah. - There it is,

there it is, there. - I see it.

- [Kelly] Keep going, keep going.

Rob and Amber are back there.

- [Amber] Go, go, go.

- [Kelly] Over here, baby, over here.

Okay, stop, stop, stop.

- [Rob] Stop, stop, stop.

This way, jump out, jump out, jump out.

- [Kelly] Ron.

- [Ron] Kelly, come on.

- [Kelly] Over here, over here.

- Wait, wait, Amber, Amber.

- What?

- [Ron] Go, babe, run like hell.

- Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, jump.

- Honey. [grunting] - Come on, I got you.

Go, go, go, come on.

- Come on, babe, come on.

[dramatic music]

- [Amber] Oh God.

[upbeat music]

[Sanjay clapping]

[hands smacking]

[upbeat music]

- Ron and Kelly, Rob and Amber,

your teams number two and three.

- Whoo. [clapping] - Congratulations.

[everybody clapping] - Thank you.

- The competition is really starting

to sort itself out here.

You're fighting like crazy

coming in here even. [everybody laughing]

yards out.

- It's just the competitive nature of all of us,

so we're willing to put our hands out

and shake hands when we're not racing,

but when we're racing,

whoever's on top is competition

and we're all very, very, very competitive.

[dramatic music]

- We just wanna get to this pit stop as soon as possible.

- Yeah. - It's been the longest leg,

I'm exhausted.

- I'm worried about being last.

Gretchen and I wanna continue on.

All I can think of right now

is getting to that mat before one other team.

Cheer up, Gretchen.

[Lynn grunting]

[Lynn speaking in foreign language]

- We are still b*ating Meredith and Gretchen, I think.

Yes, fast, fast.

- [Meredith] That's where it is.

[rickshaw engine whirring]

[upbeat music]

- Meredith and Gretchen,

you're team number four.

[upbeat music]

- Oh my God.

- [Phil] You're still in "The Amazing Race".

- Oh.

- You are the team that will never quit.

- And we just were running behind everybody's dust again.

- Well, we weren't,

we weren't running behind one team's dust. [laughing]

- Now, I have something very special to tell you.

- Oh. - Yes?

- You are officially the oldest team

to ever have made it this far in "The Amazing Race".

- Aw. - And that,

you should be very proud of.

- We are.

Oh, baby.

[forlorn music]

- Phil, we've seen two palaces,

that one way the hell over there,

and this one.

- Welcome to Jodhpur, India.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Thank you. - Beautiful city.

- Beautiful. - Beautiful.

- Lynn and Alex.

[Alex sighing]

You're the last team to arrive.

I'm sorry to tell you

you've both been eliminated from the race.

- Okay.

- You know what? We had a terrific time and.

- Yes, and we did so good,

Lynn and I were doing so good.

- We loved it.

The people we've met, the places we've seen,

the things we've done,

it's just been absolutely amazing.

I can't imagine anything

that would compare to the joy that we have received

from the people on this race.

- Mm-hmm. - And the people that

we've met throughout this world.

It is the most amazing experience

that we have ever had.

- I couldn't imagine doing this with anybody else.

I love you, babe.

[lips smacking]

Lynn reminds me every day how much we accomplish together,

how much we have, and how much we have to look forward to.

- [Phil] Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.

On the next episode of "The Amazing Race",

Rob sizes up his competition.

Uchenna and Joyce don't know who to turn to.

[laughing] I mean, they're asking Meredith and Gretchen

for advice now.

It's like the blind to leading the blind.

- [Phil] And Kelly confronts Ron.

- How? - Your patterns in life

show that you don't make commitments. [laughing]

I don't think it's just that. - You're right, I was only

committed to the m*llitary.

- And you got out of that one.

- How did I get outta that one?

- By being a POW.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music continues]
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