07x02 - The Whole Country Hates Me

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07x02 - The Whole Country Hates Me

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- [Phil] Previously on The Amazing Race...

Go!

teams set out from Long Beach, California--

- Let's roll.

[laughs]

- [Phil] And raced more than , miles to Lima, Peru.

Rob and Amber got help from a local

- Follow them.

- [Phil] Who recognized them from Survivor.

- We've got all of Peru working for us.

- [Phil] And leapfrogged to the front of the pack.

- It's Rob and Amber.

Damn.

[laughing]

- [Phil] Some teams were upset.

- How did Rob and Amber catch up with us?

- They don't need to win again.

- [Phil] Everyone rode a zip line in the mountains of Cusco.

- That was fun!

- [Phil] Mother and son team Susan and Patrick

struggled herding llamas.

- Come on.

- He's gonna spit on you, Mom, watch it.

Oh, Mom!

- [Phil] While the animals took kindly

to married retirees Meredith and Gretchen.

- This is the easy part for us, Meredith.

They like you now.

- In the end, lifelong friends

Debbie and Bianca finished first.

You're team number one.

[cheers]

And a tight footrace between best friends Ryan and Chuck

and dating couple Ron and Kelly determined the elimination.

Ryan and Chuck, you've both been eliminated from the race.

Now, teams remain.

Who will be eliminated next?

[adventurous music]

[melodious music]

This is Cusco, Peru.

Once the capital of the Inca Empire,

It's one of the oldest cities in the Western hemisphere.

And in the heart of the city, La Merced.

This -year-old church was the first pit stop

in a race around the world.

Teams arrived here at the end of the last leg

for a mandatory rest period.

Will Rob and Amber continue to use

their Survivor notoriety to get ahead?

And can Ron and Kelly climb out of last place

after narrowly escaping elimination?

Debbie and Bianca,

who were the first to arrive at : a.m.,

will depart at : p.m.

- "Travel by bus to the city of Arequipa."

- [Phil] Teams must now travel by bus

nearly miles to the city of Arequipa.

This small city is also known as the White City

because most of the buildings

are made of white volcanic stone.

Once there, the teams must find this shoe shine union

to receive their next clue.

- Okay! - We're off.

- We're off.

It's very important for Debbie and I

to be the first women team to win the race.

We have what it takes.

We're not the strongest physically,

our strength will be mental.

It's not even open for us to buy our tickets till morning.

Arequipa.

- :.

- That's the earliest one.

- "Travel by bus to the city of Arequipa."

All right, let's head out. - Right.

- I don't think the other teams see us as a thr*at.

Like, "Oh, we can get rid of that cheesy mom and son."

But we are a lot smarter than anyone gives us credit for.

- "You have $ for this leg of the race."

Ready? - Yup.

- Rob's definitely the leader of our team.

I think he feels comfortable with that.

[speaking in foreign language]

I'd like to talk some sense into him sometimes,

but if he needs to make those important decision,

I just let him do it.

- Joe.

- Hi, guys.

It opens at :..

So we get the first tickets, you guys get the second,

again the exact same bus.

- It opens at :.

We'll just go in order if you want to.

Is that cool?

- That's fine.

Let's go see if we can find information.

The one that leaves at :, does that get there first?

- It stop, it stop, it stop.

- Stop a lot.

[speaking in foreign language]

One stop.

[speaking in foreign language]

This bus leaves an hour later but arrives earlier,

so we're going with this one.

- The city of Arequipa.

Let's go.

Let's get two cabs, wait for Alex and Lynn.

- [Brian] Greg and I have a strategy on this race,

and that's to build relationships and friendships

with all the teams.

- Get two.

Dos. - Taxi, taxi.

- City of Arequipa.

- Let's do it, all right.

- Lynn and I want to prove something as a gay couple.

There's a side that's competitive and edgy and butch.

We just need to have the opportunity to show that.

So we're going to the bus station?

- Yeah.

- So that was good that the brothers held the cab for us.

That was awesome. - Yeah.

- It's not open yet?

We are so organized.

- We're still leading everybody on

to think that we're on that bus down there.

- The city of Arequipa.

Go! - Oh good.

Meredith has really impressed me

with his ability to help me through things.

I tend to be emotional

and go in a hundred different directions,

but we seem to be working pretty well together.

[speaking in foreign language]

- "Travel by bus to the city of Arequipa."

Let's go.

From the background I have in athletics,

I get so absorbed in the contest

that I don't acknowledge that I need any help

and Deana here as window dressing.

I know that's wrong.

I need two people to win this thing.

- You will have $ for this leg of the race.

- Great.

Let's do it.

- Normally, our day in and day life,

Uchenna and I are battling for control.

But we've both been relinquishing a little.

So, it feels good.

- I don't want nobody else knowing.

Just Uchenna.

This one here, Flores, leaves an hour later,

but gets in a half an hour earlier.

- Cool.

- I got a guy who told me everything

and I paid him not to tell anybody else.

- Okay.

- Last night we talked with Uchenna and Joyce

and Ray and Deana about the possibility of teaming up.

I didn't tell anybody this, Ray.

- [Ray] I know.

You saved me a lot of work.

- So-- - Good move.

- Everybody is here.

What bus are you taking?

- You're on a secret list.

- Okay.

- You are looking out.

- Yeah, I got you covered on this.

Play dumb.

- Just wait out...

- Let's go. - All right.

- Heidi and I feel that

we can get a lot further acting alone.

The day we were with the other teams,

we felt like we were really held back,

and there wasn't enough action-taking.

And naturally Heidi and I are leaders

and we will take control of things.

- My hair keeps blowing in my mouth.

- Put it behind your ears.

- Arequipa.

All right, let's go.

- I'm a very gritty down and dirty-type person.

That's what you get from being in the m*llitary.

Kelly is the beauty queen

and she's never dealt with having to rough it.

She's really been out of her element.

- We caught up with everybody.

- They're all here.

[speaking in foreign language]

- I was getting help

from a security guard there and he says,

"I'm told I cannot help you."

And I said, "Who? Who told you not to?"

He's all, "The guy in the cap."

Since Rob and Amber are really trying to BS us,

that means we need top get on that bus.

- So, just FYI, don't trust Rob and Amber.

Did you talk to the security guard, Rob?

- Did I talk to him?

Yeah.

- [Alex] And you told them not to tell us--

- No, I didn't tell him that at all--

- You didn't?

- That's funny. - That's funny.

- All these politicking and back and forth and whispering,

it does nobody any good at all.

- Lying to somebody is completely different.

- Tell me what I lied about.

- [Bianca] No, I'm--

- Because there is nothing.

Accusing somebody of lying, that's personal.

- It makes me nauseous to have to deal with this.

- It makes me nauseous to have you call me a liar

and it wasn't even what transpired.

- Let's just say it's a good thing

that people can't be voted off.

- All the teams are gonna ride on the same bus,

and we're all starting out at first place when we get there.

[melodious instrumental music]

- [Joyce] The bus ride was a long -hour ride

through the Andes Mountains.

It was absolutely beautiful.

Really high peaks, I mean, we went up quite a way.

- The chemistry went off pretty fast

with Megan and Heidi and Greg and I.

We got to spend some time getting know each other

and we kinda started a friendship.

[laughter]

- Brian and Greg are very nice, down to earth guys.

They're a lot more like Heidi and I

than we would have even thought.

We just all really got along.

And there are some sparks between Brian and I.

I mean, there was a definite connection there.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Okay. - Okay.

[speaking in foreign language]

Uchenna and Joyce, Ron and Kelly,

Ray and Deana, and Amber and I

all chipped in five folds to bribe him

so he can only open the front door.

What Ray and Uchenna and Ron don't know,

is I never really chipped in my five.

I put it back in my pocket.

I'm only using their money to bribe him with.

[speaking indistinctly]

- [Alex] Can you ask him to open the door?

- [Lynn] That is not cool!

- Come on, let's go - Go!

[speaking in foreign language]

- Go ahead, we're racing these people.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Come on, babe.

- [Megan] Come on!

Oh now you open it?

- You're kidding me.

- Go, go, go.

- I can't believe they didn't open that door.

- Not freaking cool.

- Hurry, hurry, we're in a race.

[speaking in foreign language]

- You got it?

Can I have it back.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Emergency.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Let's go, let's go, please.

- Right here, right here, relax, relax.

- Taxi.

- Let's go.

They got them up here.

- We got out of the bus station first.

So far, so good.

- Woohoo!

- Ron and Kelly.

- [Both] Rob and Amber...

- We're still beside them.

- Yeah, beep, beep, beep, beep.

- Which building?

This it right here?

Go!

- Okay. - Yeah.

"Road block."

- [Both] Who loves shoes?"

- A road block is a task that only one person may perform,

and no person can do more than six on the entire race.

In this road block, that person has to work

in the busy local shoe shine business.

Each person must choose a shoe shine representative

who will accompany them on the task.

Then they must shine five pairs of shoes

and earn one Peruvian Sol per shine.

Once they've completed the task,

then they must make their way

to shoe shine union headquarters

where they'll receive their next clue.

- I'll do it.

- Yes, quick, quick, come on, come on, come on.

- Hola. - Pick one.

Shine five pairs of shoes, go.

- Show me how.

- Come on, come on, come on.

- "Who loves shoes?"

I do. - You do.

- I've done m*llitary shoes all my life.

- Come on, come on, come on.

- "Who loves shoes?"

- You do. - Okay, I do.

- Come on, come on.

[speaking in foreign language]

- [Both] "Who loves shoes?"

- We both love shoes.

- I don't love shoes.

- I'll do it.

Oh God, I can't believe I just signed up for that.

- Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it.

- You love shoes. - Okay, I love shoes.

- "Who loves shoes?"

- Okay, I do. - That's you.

- You want to do it? - All right, I'll do it.

- Read the rules to me.

- [Kelly] You must wear an official shirt.

You got to put the shirt on.

- [Rob] The standard rate is one Peruvian Sol.

- Okay.

Let's go downstairs.

We're the last one.

- "Who loves shoes?"

I love shoes.

- Shoe shine, shoe shine.

You, please.

Get the dust off.

I am, Ronald.

- Margot.

- Margot? - Uh-huh.

- Nice to meet you.

- [Margot] Gracias. - Gracias.

Gracias. - Gracias.

- Shoe shine.

- Shoe shine?

Quick?

[speaking in foreign language]

Dust and polish.

Gracias, gracias.

One Sol.

Gracias. - Gracias.

- Shoe shine?

Hola.

Gracias.

- Shoe shine, please.

Come please, have a seat.

Okay.

That's okay?

Gracias, thank you.

- Shoe shine, sir?

One Sol, one Sol?

Shoe shine, one Sol.

Shine your shoes?

Whoa.

- Here.

Okay, right there.

Okay.

One...

Tell him how much.

Thank you, thank you.

- Shoe shine?

[speaking in foreign language]

Shoe shine.

[speaking in foreign language]

No?

Son of a g*n.

- Keeps on standing there.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- C'mon, Megan.

- Gracias.

- Okay.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Gracias.

[laughs]

- Look at that.

Beautiful.

One Sol.

Give it to my manager, please.

- Shoe shine, sir?

Gracias.

Gracias, gracias. - Gracias.

- Thank you.

- Senor, shoe shine?

- Yeah.

[speaking in foreign language]

- And we're dusting.

Gracias.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Thank you. - Thank you very much.

Here you go, buddy.

- Yes, sir.

Thank you.

- Gracias. - Gracias, bye.

All right, we're done.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Gracias.

Gracias.

Five Sol, all done?

- Gracias, gracias.

Un Sol.

Thank you, thank you.

- Come on, this way, this way.

This way, this way.

Right here, bring it here, bring it here.

[speaking in foreign language]

Gracias, gracias. - Gracias.

- Congratulations.

"You are now on the first two flights to Santiago, Chile."

- [Phil] All teams are now being awarded tickets

to Santiago, Chile on one of two flights

leaving minutes apart.

Once in Santiago, they must ride this funicular

to the statue of the Virgin Mary

where they'll find their next clue.

- Let's get a taxi. - Go, go, go, go, go!

- We need to go to-- - Airport.

[speaking in foreign language] - Please.

- Ooh, I've got to go!

We've got to go.

- Can I polish your shoe, please?

Uno Sol.

Uno Sol, please.

- Oh, oh, I'm done.

Okay, one Sol.

Gracias, I'm done.

Okay.

- Just uno Sol, uno Sol.

Please!

Please!

- [Man] Okay, okay. - Bless you.

I'm finished.

Gracias. - Yeah, okay, okay.

Here we go.

- I need to polish some shoes.

Help me.

[car horn honks]

I need to polish some shoes!

Uhh!

This is tough.

Uno Sol, please.

Gracias.

It's okay?

Gracias.

Thank you.

- All right, we're gonna will 'em in, will 'em in here.

I know Joyce is next.

[cheering]

- Money, money, money.

- Okay, give him the money.

- Gracias.

- Gracias. - Gracias.

- "You are now on the first, first of two flights."

- To Santiago.

We get a taxi now, right?

- Down here, come on. - Okay.

- Mom, mom, mom!

Come on, come on, this way, hurry!

Come on, run, run, run!

- Come on, Gretchen.

Come on, baby!

Great, great, come on.

You got to carry it.

- "Congratulations, you are on the first of two flights"--

- "To Santiago, Chile."

- Okay.

- Airport.

- Ready, baby?

- To the airport, gracias.

- Let's go.

- Good job.

- Thank you.

- You did a great job on the shoe shine.

We're on the first flight out of here.

- Good job, again.

Once again, good job.

- I'm done?

[speaking in foreign language]

- Yeah. - Yes.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Thank you so much, gracias.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Gracias, mwah!

- Gracias, mi amigo.

Step right up, we are shining some shoes,

[speaking in foreign language].

Polish some shoes, American style.

[speaking in foreign language]

Hey, here we go.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Shoeshine, one Sol?

- Okay.

- Oh, excellent.

One Sol, please.

Thank you.

- Okay, where is he?

Right here.

Thank you.

- Hey, baby, come on, right here.

- Gracias.

- "You are now scheduled to be on--

- "The second two flights."

- Santiago.

- Taxi.

Let's go to the airport.

Hurry, hurry.

- Taxi!

- We need to go to the airport.

- [Uchenna] Okay.

- Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie!

- Thank you. - Okay, good.

"Fly to Santiago, Chile."

Let's go to the airport, let's go.

Taxi!

- It's me and you, bro.

- It's just us.

[speaking in foreign language]

- All right, we're gonna dust you off here.

Thank you.

Gracias, gracias, gracias.

[speaking in foreign language]

Yeehaw, I am done!

You've got to entertain people,

'cause they don't want a shoeshine,

they want to be treated well.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Gracias, gracias, gracias.

Gracias, si.

- Let's go, let's go.

Over here.

- You got it, you got it, you got it.

Come on, run!

- Gracias.

- Gracias, gracias.

- "Fly to Santiago, Chile."

- "Fly to Santiago, Chile."

- The airport.

- Yeah, let's go, we gotta speed up.

We got to hurry up.

- teams, there's two flights.

So now we're just in the back of the pack again.

- But that's okay.

We're good at pulling up the rear.

[intense instrumental music]

- Right now, Ron and I know

that we are one out of five teams

that are on this first flight,

so we know we're in the first group.

We feel good.

- Uchenna and I we're on the second flight,

we're gonna be going with four other teams.

This is where we really had to step up our own game.

- [Phil] All teams are now

on their way to Santiago, Chile,

via Lima, Peru, and Buenos Aires, Argentina.

When they land, they must make their way

to this statue of the Virgin Mary

where they'll find their next clue.

[melodious instrumental music]

[speaking in foreign language]

- [Kelly] Virgin Mary statue.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Whoo!

- Yeah.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Taxi?

Gracias.

We gotta run our butts off, babe.

- Okay, [speaking in foreign language].

- [Meredith] Close the door.

- Right, here we go.

- Yes, yes.

Okay. - Thank you, sir.

We're just gonna go to the funicular.

[laughs]

- Hop on.

Come on.

Come on, babe, we need to find this statue of the Virgin.

[speaking in foreign language]

- [Both] Gracias.

- Good job.

- Up and down?

Okay, si.

- Hopefully we get to cram on with you guys.

- Come on.

- They're like, dang, man.

That's an incredible view.

Check that out.

- Thank you very much.

Come on, babe.

Come on. - It's okay.

- Gracias.

Wow.

- [Deana] That's one big hill.

- This is awesome.

- Traffic is very bad now. - Yeah.

- Oh, my gosh.

[speaking in foreign language]

- What in the world is going on?

Oh, my God!

[melodious instrumental music]

- Let's ask somebody, babe.

- Right there, straight ahead, statue of the Virgin.

There it is, right there.

- Detour.

- A detour is a choice between two tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this detour,

teams have to choose between shop and schlep.

In shop, teams travel two miles to this restaurant

and receive a traditional Chilean recipe from the chef.

Then they must enter this crowded market,

buy these five ingredients,

and bring them back to the chef,

where they'll receive their next clue.

In schlep, teams must travel

nearly two miles to this bookstore.

Then, in this country known for Nobel-Prize-winning authors,

teams will have to deliver books,

eight blocks to the Library of Congress

where they'll receive their next clue.

- We're doing the books. - Yeah.

- We don't want to risk it

and have to buy all the ingredients.

- Okay, schlep.

If we went shopping,

we're gonna have to pay for the ingredients.

We're already running low on cash,

so we decided to lug the books.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

[speaking in foreign language]

- You all right, babe?

- I'm good.

I'm behind you.

- Taxi! - Taxi.

Is this gonna go fast? - Yeah.

- Yeah, whoo!

- Are we going the right way?

- I don't know.

- Yeah, let's go, we've got to speed up.

Thank you, gracias.

- Hurry up.

- We're headed to the Virgin Mary statue.

- Okay, you know where the funicular is?

- [Driver] Yes.

- Taxi, taxi!

[speaking in foreign language], bookstore.

- Taxi, taxi! - Taxi!

[speaking in foreign language]

- "Shop or schlep."

I say schlep.

- All right, we need to-- - Funicular.

- Thank you!

- Gracias.

Have a good day.

- Funicular. - Si.

Up and down.

- Hey, guys.

- This one. - Let's go.

[speaking in foreign language]

- I don't have no more.

[speaking in foreign language]

- We have to go out there and trade money or something.

[speaking in foreign language]

- All aboard.

- I need money, bad. - It's okay.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Why aren't they here?

- I don't know.

I hope they had enough money.

- Mom, what are we gonna do?

- We have to beg for money.

[speaking in foreign language]

- [Man] What do you need?

- Do you have a five?

[speaking in foreign language]

- Oh, my.

- Poor guys.

I wonder if they just ran out of money.

- Can we just get that ticket, please?

Thank you.

- minutes, minutes.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Gracias.

[speaking in foreign language]

- What books? - These are the books.

- of these, any ones?

- Any ones.

- These are nice and tiny.

- Just count, make stacks of .

Put them down.

I work in construction and know that sometimes

when have a load really high,

it depends on how you stack it to make it more stable.

- We really have to smoke this.

- Got it.

We have to take .

- Stack them anywhere, okay? - Okay.

- Like this? - Like that.

- Okay.

- That's .

How many do we have, baby?

- Just keep coming, a lot more.

- Big hands help.

- .

Get all the same kind.

How many is that? - .

- I think we can do it like that.

- It's not gonna work right now.

It's falling off as is.

- Don't worry about it, just keep coming.

- I think we should take these

and then come back and get more.

- I think that's a mistake.

Okay, I'll do what you say.

- I don't care.

I'm telling you, this is going to be hard to carry

because they're slick. - Okay, okay, let's go.

- Okay, let's go.

Let's go.

- Hey! - Hey!

You haven't gone up yet?

- No.

- Oh my God!

[speaking in foreign language]

- Oh, my gosh.

The Virgin.

Okay.

- "Shop or schlep."

books has got to be a lot of weight.

- Okay. - We're gonna shop.

- Five more.

Right over there.

Okay?

All .

- Okay.

[intense instrumental music]

- Got it?

- What's the name of the street?

- You know what?

I don't speak Spanish.

- We can't just head in the wrong direction.

I mean, we have to have directions.

- Library of Congress?

[speaking in foreign language]

- Okay.

Whoa!

- Slow down.

Calm down, and we'll find where we're going.

- Oh, my god, there's Ron and Kelly.

- This is it.

Take them by s, double count them.

One for two, four, three, four, four, four, five.

That's .

- Do you know where the Library of Congress is?

- I don't know.

- Gracias.

[speaking in foreign language]

In the castle.

- Hey.

- Senor, do you know where we're going?

[speaking in foreign language]

This guys speaks absolutely no English.

This is ridiculous.

- Hurry, hurry, aqui, I mean, andele.

We're sitting here, we could be going.

- [Megan] He doesn't really know where he's going right now.

- [Heidi] I know.

- There's another team.

- Oh, it's Gretchen and Meredith.

- Oh!

- [All] Hi!

- Go, go, go.

Can we go down?

Four minutes, okay.

- What?

- I'm still looking at the map, okay.

It's very tiny.

- I understand, but this stuff is heavy.

- "Shop or schlep?"

- Which one do you want to do?

- Are you ready to carry some books?

- Yup.

- Shop?

[bell buzzing]

- Bianca, come on.

- Oh my God, we're not going down.

No!

- Just get in, just get in.

- Okay, okay.

Oh my God.

- Right there. [bell buzzing]

We already missed it.

- Yeah, there's a train coming down.

Let's see if the girls are on it.

- Hi!

- Whoo!

- Gretchen and her husband?

- We've got to shop until we drop.

[heavy breathing]

- "Shop or schlep?"

- "Shop or schlep?"

- Market.

- We're choosing the market.

- Market.

- Because we love to shop.

- We're gonna shop.

- All right. - Okay.

Let's go.

- Here they come. - Are they?

- Good, we can help each other out.

- We can pass some teams here.

- Yeah, quick, quick, quick. - Okay.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Mercado Central, restaurant.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Okay, let's go get a taxi.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Yes, si, si. - Gracias.

- Mercado Central.

- [Uchenna] Close the door.

- Okay, so have to go here.

There's Mercado Central, right there.

We have to pick up the recipe first.

[melodious instrumental music]

- Welcome, please.

- Oh, gracias.

- These are for you. - Yes.

- Thank you very much.

We have to find the fish first.

- Three kilograms.

Oh, my God.

- Library of Congress.

He's gonna help you. - Yeah.

Okay, gracias. - Shh, shh.

We have to be quiet.

- Shh.

- It's our team name.

Stack your books into your shelves.

- Give them to me so I can count them up.

- All right, it's over there.

- [Kelly] The Library of Congress.

She's gonna count.

I can't count.

- He counts them, we get the clue.

- "Make your way to the next pit stop."

- Teams must now travel

approximately one mile by taxi to the center of Santiago

and find this forested hill known as Cerro Santa Lucia.

Once there, they must find this statue of Neptune.

This is the pit stop for this leg of the race.

The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

- Let's go.

- We should have carried all the books.

- Okay, we should have.

- Senor, Cerro Santa Lucia?

- Si.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Oh, honey, ow!

Oh God, you just ran over my ankle.

- You're walking behind me, I can't see your ankle.

Come on, pick those up.

Calm down.

- There it is right there.

Okay.

books.

- How about ?

[speaking indistinctly]

- Gracias. - Okay, gracias.

There it is, there it is, there it is.

Come on, baby!

We got to be number one.

We've got to be.

Come on.

- Welcome to Santiago, Chile.

- Rob and Amber--

- Yeah.

- You're team number one.

[cheering]

- We tried so hard.

- As the winners of this leg of the race,

you have won a Travelocity trip to Atlantis

on Paradise Island in the Bahamas,

staying at the exclusive Royal Towers.

And you can enjoy that after the race.

- All right, thank you!

- How are you enjoying the experience?

- I think it's awesome.

To tell you the truth,

I think it's bringing Rob and I closer together.

And I'll tell you what, I could never do this without him.

I would not be here right now

if he wasn't standing with me right now.

- I'm smelling it.

- Oh it smells like fish.

[melodious instrumental music]

- [Gretchen] That's a big fish.

- [Meredith] Tres kilos?

- [Gretchen] How much?

[speaking in foreign language]

- Oh!

- [Meredith] For God's sake.

[speaking in foreign language]

- [Gretchen] That's all we have.

Please?

We don't have enough money.

We don't have enough money.

We don't have any money.

No wonder they did library books.

It doesn't cost you anything.

Please, please.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Okay.

- Wrap it up. - Okay.

- [Gretchen] You carry the fish.

- [Meredith] I'll carry the fish.

- Meredith, we have to buy more ingredients.

Thank you.

We need to go to the Chico Lolo at Market Galpon.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Welcome to Chile.

- I see it, it's right there.

- I see, I see it.

To the statue? - Yes.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Thank you.

- I see a few of them.

- [Brian] Where are the girls?

- Oh man.

It sure would be nice to enjoy this little cruise.

We got to be all stressed out.

- Stressed out.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- Come on, come on, come on.

- Let's do it. - Let's do it, bro.

We're here. - Okay.

- Detour, "Shop or schlep."

- Okay books.

Let's work out these books, let's do it.

- I hope they're not here yet.

- There are the girls.

See, we're in front of them.

- No way. - Yes way.

There was a clue left in there, dude.

- We're last? - Yep.

- sh**t.

- Shop.

Let's do shop. - Okay.

What do you think? - Yeah.

Because it'll be quicker than carrying the books.

- , , , yeah.

Okay, we're good.

- You sure? - Yeah.

- Come on.

- Oh.

Hola. - Hola.

- Hey, let's do at a time. - One, two, three, four--

- [Bianca] Stack them nice and neat.

- , , .

This is not going to work.

Bianca, no way, look.

- How the hell am I gonna do this?

- Just carefully, because we are gonna have

to take two trips anyway.

[speaking in foreign language]

- There it is, Alex, Donde Augusto.

Gracias.

- Cool, fish.

- Fish.

Eww, I don't want to touch it.

- Gracias.

- We have to go to the chefs-- - Yes.

- Where is Donde Augusto restaurant?

We don't know.

- Gracias, senor.

Let's go in and see what we can find.

- Hello.

Can we get the recipe?

[speaking in foreign language]

- Good luck.

- Okay. - Thank you.

[speaking in foreign language]

- It came out to ,.

, would be bucks.

- Yeah, si.

Gracias. - Gracias.

- Okay, let's go Chico Loco at the market.

- [Uchenna] We need the head and everything.

- Three kilos. - Tres.

Minimum, minimum three kilos.

- [Joyce] Three kilos.

- [Man] Tres kilogram.

- Chico Loco?

[speaking in foreign language]

- The head chef.

- Cook, cook.

We need cook, cook, cook.

- Gracias.

Hello.

We need the ingredients for, [speaking in foreign language].

- Gracias. - Gracias, senor.

The first thing we need to find is the fish.

- Taxi.

- Taxi.

Gracias.

- All right, this guy knows where he's going, that is good.

- Do you know where the restaurant Donde Augusto?

- [Driver] Yes.

- Hurry. - Andele.

One of us is gonna be carrying a big old fish.

- Gracias.

"Make your way to the next pit stop."

Taxi! - Taxi!

Gracias.

- Gracias.

Gracias.

"Make your way to the next pit stop."

Neptune fountain.

- [Kelly] Right here.

- Come on.

Whoo!

- Ron and Kelly, you're team number two.

- All right.

- [Debbie] Here it is.

Good, good, good.

- , , , , .

- Okay, we need to go back and get more.

- Ray and Deana, you're team number three.

- Oh yes.

All right.

- [Phil] Better than you thought, right?

- Better than I thought.

- We have to buy all this.

We have to buy.

Has to be tres.

- [Man] It is per kilo.

- Oh, so we have to have ,.

- Nine.

- We don't have enough money.

We need to ask for money.

- No change?

Just a flower, no change?

- Meredith, come follow him.

- I'm following you, Hon.

- [Gretchen] Where is Chico Lolo

Chico Lolo!

- [Meredith] Chico Lolo!

- Chico Lolo!

Chico Lolo!

Chico Lolo!

Colinabo?

- Colinabo.

- You're a colinabo. - Yes.

- [Gretchen] A little one.

- .

[speaking in foreign language]

- Come on, step it up.

- I'm stepping it up.

- This is it, Alex.

Chico Lolo, [speaking in foreign language].

- Colinabo.

Gracias, gracias.

Lynn-- - Yes.

- We can get all the rest of it here.

Onion, onion, onion.

How much?

No dinero.

Free?

Free. - Oh, senor!

Gracias. - Gracias.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Gracias.

Gracias.

Gracias.

- Go back to the restaurant.

- Chico Lolo.

Hello!

[speaking in foreign language]

- We need two tomatoes.

[speaking in foreign language]

All the way back.

- We're going all the way back to the restaurant, okay.

- Any sort of money that you would give.

I'll give you this flower for it.

- Exchange the flower for ,.

- Thank you so much.

That's an expensive flower.

First we have to buy this fish.

It has to be three kilograms.

Gracias.

- Gracias.

Tres kilo. - Gracias.

- Let's go.

I'm gonna start bringing them out, you count them.

Okay? - Okay.

- You work the dolly, I'll carry as many as I can carry.

- All right.

Yeehaw! - !

Let's rock, baby.

Let's rock these out.

Any ones we want? - There.

- [Brian] We need the dolly.

- I'm gonna stack and we'll count later.

- Stack-o-matics.

- Stack-o-matic brothers.

- Let's go.

That way?

- Yeah, this is the way we went.

- Okay.

Second time's the charm.

- That's right here.

- Oh man.

We don't need this many

'cause we're gonna do two trips anyway.

- This is the market.

Thank you.

We need to ask the chef.

These are the chefs.

[speaking in foreign language]

- So we have to get the fish from somewhere.

- Come on, Heidi.

- Excuse us.

- Right here? - Yeah.

- I hope the fish weighs enough.

[speaking in foreign language]

Oh no.

[speaking in foreign language]

- [Meredith] grams.

Oh man.

- [Gretchen] So we need to go back.

- Okay, where did we get this damn thing?

- I don't know which one we got it from.

- I can't believe it.

- Right here.

[heavy breathing]

- Come on, baby.

Let's go inside.

- My God.

- Uchenna and Joyce.

- Oh, boy.

Ay yi yi.

Senor.

We just weighed it.

They just weighed it.

[speaking in foreign language]

Damn it.

Come on, Alex.

- Yeah.

Gracias.

[cheering]

Thank you.

"Make your way to the next pit stop."

- Taxi! - Neptune fountain.

- Jeez, all right, so we did well.

- [Joyce] We passed Lynn and Alex.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Okay, wrap it up.

This is all the money we have.

Gracias.

Now how do we get back to the restaurant?

- Back this way. - Okay.

- Thank you. - Back again.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Gracias.

Gracias.

- We need a cheap taxi.

- Hey, this is not three kilograms.

[speaking in foreign language]

- You've got a rigged scale.

Hey, your scale is rigged.

It needs to be heavy.

We're not paying you any more.

[speaking in foreign language]

We want our money back.

[people shouting]

Oh monkeys.

Okay Alex, do you want to go to the other market?

b*tches.

- Chico Lolo. - Chico Lolo.

- [Susan] Colinabo.

- Gracias.

- Tomato?

- [Patrick] Gracias.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Uh-huh, okay.

- Gracias senor.

Gracias.

- Let's go back toward the restaurant.

- Oh my God, I just got totally hated.

The whole country hates me.

See now that says three.

That says three.

- [Alex] Oh yeah.

- Gracias, senor, gracias, amigo.

[screaming]

[speaking in foreign language]

Gracias, gracias.

- "You must enter"--

- "The last team to check may be eliminated."

Gracias, gracias, gracias.

[speaking in foreign language]

Gracias.

[Joyce screams]

- Hey!

What's up, Phil?

- Work with me.

- Uchenna and Joyce, you're team number four.

- [Both] Whoo!

- This must feel pretty nice.

- We were in eighth, so we moved up.

- Is this the right fountain?

I don't see anybody.

- We got to look, Hon.

I don't know what to do.

- This whole shelf is our so we can put 'em down here.

- Hey, those girls are on their second run.

- I know.

We're on it, we're on it. - Yeah.

- It's right down here.

Burn, baby, burn.

[speaking indistinctly]

- "Make your way to the next pit stop."

Okay, let's go take a taxi.

- The boys are here.

Taxi, taxi, taxi, taxi.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Let's go.

Let's do this.

- Stack them. - Okay.

- on the bottom.

.

- , , we've got .

[speaking in foreign language]

- You weigh it.

- [Heidi] You hold the money, Megan.

- I can't, I have too many things.

That's good, that's good.

- She's gonna pay.

Just like that.

It's okay, I'll hold it.

- Thank you, gracias.

- [Patrick] Gracias. - Gracias.

Yay. - Thank you.

"Make your way to the next pit stop."

- Gracias, senor.

- For God's sake.

- [Gretchen] We're not going anywhere right.

- Okay, well then you guide us from here.

You know Meredith is trying his best.

- Yes, yes, yes.

Please, please, five American dollars.

- Okay, let's go.

- [Lynn] Oh, my God, it's the girls.

- Watch out.

- [Alex] Let's go. - Alex, come here.

Are you sure this is the right way?

[speaking in foreign language]

- We must be getting close.

This looks like a better entrance.

- Is that a fountain?

- There it is.

[melodious instrumental music]

- Oh, hello.

- Lynn and Alex-- - Yeah.

- You're team number five.

[screaming]

- We love the number five.

- Let's go.

- It's right here.

- Hola.

- Debbie and Bianca, you're team number six.

- Oh, God!

- Fix your hair.

Pat it down.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Meredith and Gretchen, you're team number seven.

- Oh!

- Seven's better than a sharp stick in the eye.

- Chico Lolo?

Chico Lolo?

[speaking in foreign language]

- Okay.

Give him the list.

That says garlic, two tomatoes, an onion.

- I like him. - Me too.

- Thank you, thank you so much.

- Okay, let's go.

- We need more books.

Let's go.

Just stack them nice and good. - Yeah.

You got these? - Yeah.

- Okay, let's go.

Here we go, we know where we're going.

Let's just get this cart there.

- Oh, man.

- Susan and Patrick, you're team number eight.

- Ohh! - Ohh!

- Thank you.

Good job, Mom!

It's gonna be this dramatic each time.

- Come on here.

- Here we are.

Here it is.

Right here, Megan.

[speaking in foreign language]

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you.

"Warning, the last team to check in may be eliminated."

- That was awesome.

Do you have a clue for us, sweetie?

"Warning, the last team check may be eliminated."

- Let's go, let's go.

Pit stop city.

- Shh, shh, use your library voice.

- Cerro Santa Lucia? - Yeah.

- Go, go, go, go, andele, andele.

- The Neptune fountain,

Cerro Santa Lucia.

[speaking in foreign language]

- We didn't see anyone when we were leaving

so we're gonna go to the pit stop right now.

- One of us is going down.

Let's hope that they had problems finding the ingredients.

[sighs]

- Are we in the right place? - Uh-oh.

- Look who is behind us.

- Oh my God.

Go, go, go, andele, andele.

- The girls. - Oh, my gosh.

Go, go!

- Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Hurry, hurry.

- Go, go, go, go! - Hurry!

- Get out, get out, get out.

- Let's go, we're running.

We're running. - We're running.

- Ow.

- Pay him, Greg. - I did.

- Hurry, hurry.

- Let's go, I paid him.

- Go!

- Go, go, go, go, go!

- Enter through the marked gates.

- Just go, just go.

- Oh my God.

- Go, go!

[intense instrumental music]

- Whoo!

Brian and Greg, you're team number nine.

- Yes!

- That was close, guys.

- That was hard.

- That was real close.

- Good job.

- And this must be very hard to watch these guys coming in.

- Yeah, it's not fun.

[dramatic instrumental music]

- Welcome to Santiago, Chile.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Megan and Heidi--

- Yes.

- You're the last team to arrive.

- Yes.

- I'm sorry to tell you,

you've both been eliminated from the race.

- Well, we did our best. - Yeah.

- I'm, like, emotional right now.

I stepped on the mat and started crying.

Are you kidding me?

- [Megan] I have an extreme pride

for Heidi and I not giving up.

- There's many chances we could have looked at each other

and said, "You know what, we don't have it" or "I can't."

But "I can't" never came out of our mouths.

- We're gonna miss you guys.

- We had so much fun with you guys.

- You guys did a great job.

You were awesome.

- [Megan] I really hope that Brian and Greg

do well with this.

We're gone now, and we really liked them a lot.

I just wish them luck.

You can tell they felt really, really bad.

[dramatic instrumental music]

- [Phil] Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.

On the next episode of The Amazing Race.

Rob and Amber steal Debbie and Bianca's taxi.

- Hop in, honey.

That'll teach 'em for accusing somebody of lying.

[laughs]

- [Phil] And Brian and Greg have a blowout.

- Hey, flat tire.

- No!

Are you kidding me?

[melodious instrumental music]
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