so if y'all system end up this chance
tip never hold of me ask you this right
here not this yeah you'll not settle a
disability yeah you might have a list
this bit are you in any way did I
mention at all is it something about a
mad dog for an Irishman in the balloon 4
/ 4s tokenizer the swimming-pool heavy
vacuum dead ahh
whenever why did you take all the girls
I've get in your swimming tom and
they're good dip in the pool the doctor
said man it should be nice all right
girl
anybody wants to get a little stick with
me there's a little friend it's all from
the grape after on top of brandy never
did anybody any harm
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dad once abandoned babies out like a
light
I must compliment you on a mess
delicious bird yeah
Nanaki having antennae and Maria soon as
simple Sardinian people yes but Maria is
very good on things like wrists
yeah I mean I wouldn't trust her with is
there there are there one thing I'm
Marvel as it is to see is over new face
in this neck of the woods the border is
it a widening fight for new credit
absolutely yes but I might not answer I
was christened Jenna yes all right fit
it I'll call you Teddy from now on
respond unless you'd rather before bed
it's all the same to me
but it's all the same to you our our
plan for today okay did it did it is and
all my friends call me jumper yeah yeah
you know heaven being up in the concept
and I have been promising ourselves to
make this move for ya oh you know I
always say oh yeah I would say here in
the country one gets the best of beds
well hmm this one's got the fears and
things with the shrubs and all the bad
to hang around so yeah if one wants a
bit of excitement that's nipping the car
straight up there before you're in the
West End and half now yeah we got there
quite a lot because Fiona definitely mad
about the theater in fact you were there
too man
yeah enough man in that I think
announcing veg and I saw was have dog
when was that 1949 that's the bride
beauty
I wonder why I'd ever cable could have
on forever hi friends missed it yeah
abusing their caring no I'm not a ruffle
wrote on it my to my two dads think I'm
a square as it could but you know quite
honest yeah I had enough noise in the
wall dan you've got a couple of strokes
and yes we're very blessed we've got
children kiddies as barium he's the
oldest he's out in there at the moment
he's cramming for his a-levels in
beekeeping Aryan will be 28 in the
autumn and then we've got young Linda
and she's two and a half months quite a
gap quite a gap yeah thank you very much
even married I'll bet shean on for the
bad on date variance 28 so that makes it
two years old together actually you did
not well that's an app that's been
tested you know I met Veritate Cranborne
donor ahead of all naturally anyway it
was out there trying to forget about oh
yes I think you did yes because you'll
realize that he yes and then the husband
upstairs and she got them here into the
bar and I meant we had a few things bit
of a chinwag and I said me thought it
now why don't we make the whole thing
Nico hmm
and we're being sold hitched together
ever since have to amend the myself
event to carry a brandy about her I
could discipline I'm dead let's get it
wrong we're terribly lucky I've gotten
to a man who gets it front so cheap but
a wholesale don't have no it's even
better than that he's a little chap
whenever I want some wine he goes up to
London I'm sort of steals it for me
see that's all it works out
terribly economically got enough laid
down for about four years
oh yeah yes which is just about what he
got actually he didn't speak tendon oil
he's one of those few old-fashioned kind
of servitude insanity and we've been
very lucky in every sphere here
yeah the girls sound as if their
analysts are in the pool and then well
the pool is a tremendous boon and
especially in the summer
yeah Jennifer be able to pull that yeah
mind you I think you filled it fullness
gin and tonic yeah you're sitting her
next time yeah all right hands
yeah yeah she's terribly live there I
wrestled away our interest in his wife
Deborah you go interested mats over
there I mean get immunity mg is down her
yes photo municipal mm wideness have
this happens the Sanborn a very thin I
have a very honest relationship in it
and she knows that uh once in a while I
have a little fling granite but she all
said there that I'm not gonna get
involved with another woman
of course I mean I'm not involved with
her anyway I mean Jen and I have the
same as*ault if I understand they've
been there you know I don't understand
her why didn't we join the girls fall
out of the pool swim off the lunch and
then afterwards you feel better a bit of
a wander through the shrubbery after
lunch and a sniff of country oh I'm not
get a bit hairy randiss let's be getting
here to Steve it off then again chopped
all the girls into the pool yeah if
everyone's a good way to get being gay
was getting hot
why did we did the brand-new with us how
much of a life
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I thought you meant for their new
Institute tonight
yeah I was but at all in Suffolk flows
so mr. King said we'd abandoned the real
life sauce and we'd all go home
under Suffolk of our own choice I say
what's this world w*r two yeah
or was it always well this is coming
down as an author objects a thorough
search that's a father was he wearing
about a half inch in Churchill put the
distinctive emblem on in there sometime
I said ah that's a good distinctive so I
yeah I still be no glide why not add a
monogram so I'm not that you say put W
safe on his shirt policy miss Winston
Churchill yeah is this Winston
Churchill's are bears fallen off a
fake-out personalise the far got
weights in Churchill this is a British
said I stash I've ate the horrid are in
there for
or bar dad
well it has a certain primitive charm
worthy of the early Mozart
oh I didn't know you could paint no I
could do better
well art it's Jerry they're worse but
I've bit of charcoal thank you for
dropping it for the floor and that's our
special I have a more linear approach to
art Wow
hey all right looks not one of our
steakhouse starring side by our same
coin see girls get you going a bit me
let me fill in a little more detail
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four-thirty especially cook is only one
rep - yeah
does that tell me what it is come on
water
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how could you say that's a notice thing
when anyone could say is to lovely
little doggy for a nice little stroll
you see there are two towels on the end
there are very good advice and latest
things on the Duster one
don't make me Center says whirl whirl
whirl would like nothing
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nothing the postman delivered I say all
open it's nice it's the maze it's
addressed to the occupier that's me
I also occupy this residence if I
remember right jabber is it's a st.
catalog and I told them to address it to
occupy so I wouldn't get on my FBI list
doctor sir yeah just the very thing I
like to read I see pad not honeymoon
hints for the Reverend Prendergast
sexual ecstasy for practicing Christians
must be a mistake I'll take you down to
mr. wooly probably hit you thank you sir
mr. wooly yeah as mr. Wallen has been
married for 51 years
17 children honeymoon hints would be
rather shutting the door after the
horses bolted is very power the use of
the elbow is foreplay
I forgot I need pictures of people
kissing it has certain illustrations but
I don't see you should look at this type
of thing that you're married all you
think you've gotten married
putting out feelers I thought I'll bet
they prepared you know it's know you
have whistling through the book on the
Kn*fe all the bulky to pound down your
pajamas on the honey oh now I'll in
particular thought you know try the film
huh now you're tying myself to one woman
of this type nothing tying yourself to a
woman is the only way of paper spicy
apple now the amorous adventures of
Donna that would make rather a slender
for him to say the night I've been
saving myself you have been saving
yourself to ridiculous lengths I mean
your trouble with women your poster we
miss you don't approach them but Oh what
about Charlie power what about Shirley
tell when did that happen 1948 and what
occurred price of a very good evening
I said I'll meet her outside the Royal
Oak I know I met her and she said I'll
just pop across the road see if my
friend can come out so she went across
the road and then she come back cut
amazed I said my friend can't come out
so I'm going home for a night of passion
very torrent I think your troubles are
far seriously with women is your not
assertive and dominant enough you must
be lot of brute with her but they are
monster bait a monster despise them you
say yeah your tactics aren't really
right play that incident at the harvest
supper would still a newbie yeah that I
think it was a technical error to fall
to your knees in front of her and weep
saying spinner please never leave me
especially when I've never even met
wrong you say you don't even give the
impression but you don't want women as
difficult cause out there what now you
do but you must give that impression now
it's Kara nearly have you been in touch
with us in na well would you like to
have her lashes frame moving all around
during sinuous motion yeah did I when I
first saw her I thought she frightened
by her arms got wing splits but they
were her face what are you give our ring
now couldn't know that well I'll give
her a ring now go on you going out
whether I don't wish to go out with
Stella do B she's rather too buxom for
me but if you like I'll give her her
ring and imitate you and be a bit more
assertive and dominant treat her the way
she would like to be treated like like
dirt dad yeah have you got her number
yeah it scratched on the dresser father
patting into the boss of the mannerisms
hello Stella
oh yeah yes obviously amusing fellow who
fell to my knees Papa for the Harvest
Festival and wet ha ha ha
what an amusing joke that ball what am I
always just bringing out to Siam dogs
still at the side number and the same
address I know I never want to see you
again
yes you get the message you're all right
back I'll call a talk now because I've
got to go and judge a beauty contest and
pose for some stills for some underwear
publicity the boys Stella I never wish
to see you again nothing well all I read
is you'll be reading up in the next
minute yeah
wait I'm gonna like turn
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it's cornered in which very soon finds
verse upon the spot and tonight our
distinguished guest is mr. Alan Bennett
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is this is nothing more
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should we fail to come up with verse or
bird imitations on the spot
don't enjoy this bed of BBC burglars
I'm a said tonight is something of a
rubber match if you'll forgive the
expression since dud and I have both
been in three times save yourself
start off with the best for me in my
position is job through a leafy Glade
the wandered a young troll he was a
beautiful leg by his side
a lovely mole who grazed his presence
fair and warm
I want to tell you about my auntie
Laurie who have this accident with a
lorry
lolani I ran over come on ACOs to crash
our nose
both nose and toes beneath it fell and
unfortunately there was let's recap
about my aunty floor you have this
accident with the lorry
ambi yes tip caught in her nose was
called who said I really have a pool
I've never seen a woman who could 400
Lauri - and yes latest
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this is the tale of Greater Dingle who
kept the parlor in her finger she
watered it both day and night in a
watering can with all her lights talking
of the a*tillery
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glory by the way you analyze how to
train so this band was boarding gave you
bed rubbish
there were kids all his glory who felt
no I'm going with that
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now at the time to say goodbye
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not peg be captain and sh*t's comin down
but also our guests on the program
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you