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why are you waiting your legs about me
and a few demented stag beetle on its
back I thought it might have recordings
of alternate takes a bigger exciting
moment they look to me as if you're
trying to eliminate unsightly stomach
sag
I was combining the two operations six
books searching and stomach sac
stiffening since your visit to doctor
grow act you seem to have an almost
unhealthy obsession with your help
what did he d*ed knows well he said I
was in quite good condition from an
email condition yourself an injury with
that haha what else to do suggest well
he sat down what often inside pollen I
gotta cook dying over a reference to a
portly figure are des I came into it
certainly third yes yes he said I had a
slight tendency to executive bowels
executive bowel is that what he called
it do you no doubt your ceaseless aging
of caviar and crepe Suzette something
more like sandwich spread myself boy
ever hey say hey he suggested the house
would have a few pounds of here and
there today he's a fat one to talk about
darting dr. graumlich is all of 18 stone
in his stocking feet dr. grant has
glands it's a personal tragedy they aged
off a sparrow dancing I notice you also
go to a barber who is totally bald
and rubs useless anger and sin just
scalp larvae and arm is very beneficial
to the follicle
after all here is a man's crowning glory
it's your crowning glory is it that it's
a pity you keep your light hidden under
such a big bushel in the shape of this
cap of yours space yes sir shall I go
and turn the oven on so you can give it
a blow wave possibly a blue-rinse might
be a very glamorous addendum to your
beautiful take these little bits
out there ain't no knights on stage play
Paul used to put on Rose Beauty sports
wigs brawls everything yeah I'll see you
fancy yourself as a new Adrian Street
okay
don't you know I administrate the blonde
wrestler alia who like you seems to
revel in the glories of his own physique
yeah I love watching it's Boston craps
when she fell back when he extricate
himself from a triple nail off they go
that flexing his pecs a lot yeah
walnuts with other parts of ya
stuck around the ring taunting the crowd
from his golden mine you fancy yourself
as a wrestler do ya they not challenged
ladies and gentlemen I catch weight
contest in the left hand corner late
spirit
miss McManus and black Rango and in the
right hand corner wearing the pink
lyrics tights the denim Derby
you have a gimmick that daddy yeah I
wouldn't go around flashing around
like that
I don't rely on your unusual costume
investments why don't you call yourself
dad the man in the iron mask Josh or
that the mad monk who prays for his
victims between rounds then strangles
her man mercifully with his rosary
yeah the straight to d*ck in the ring
let alone strangle anybody
i stir bike nice place you don't judge a
sausage by skin Indian wrestling God
never tired in interesting what is it
well you put your hand up you put that
where my hand up you've already put your
hand out and then and then our child
force it down I'll put my hand out for
you try force it down yeah and the
winner is elected leader of the tribe
three years it's a peel I'll come out
the wrestle off the frame oh right I
seem to detect in this childish struggle
a strong underlying width of latent
h*m*
there's nothing power sexual about two
grown men sitting down holding high
exercise it's hard for American snack
yeah I'll be doing a cup of tea is there
any more that's fresh roll it wait if
you wish to poison your body on your own
head barrier between tanning is at the
later as' and talking to stimulant
furthermore it is addicting its
addicting is it the train turning and I
think so I feel like a teeny tiny just I
think your holiday what's the tiny
maintain that was what you meant I
didn't deny I've been drinking turning
et since I were two tiny more I've to
give it up like hey that's what the old
site I start on soft drinks when they
graduate sakti for even higher kicks and
then it's downhill all the way frothy
cappuccino black espresso a lingering
death surrounded by empty bag virus to
substitute well a glass of a denial
natural free-range spa water from the
springs of morvin uncontaminated bar
chemical impurities five six bottle
bottle ice a small price to pay for
prolonged active life
what's all this rabbit you're preparing
over here alright free-range fruit and
vegetables with a small spoonful of wild
rice just to get more yin and yang
balance kilter bit wobbly yeah
I suppose you get all this stuff from
the health food store
yeah I missed it down take the only
blood conserved and polluted products in
fact enough
oh yes mr. Jones I saw him getting hit
some guy a free-range whiskey there at
the Royal Oh mr. Jones doesn't drink it
was probably for friend of face oh yes
probably for friend of his and he
thought the safest way to convey the
whiskey his friend
it was to place the whiskey in his own
stomach the peak of health I must say
become healthy say one bar of Nelly Dean
burped and fell effortlessly to the
floor mr. Jones is not in the habit of
taking unhealthy alcoholic beverage it
must have been his double yes he had a
double or so about it would you would
you give me my wallet on face off of
that Indian wrestling I've got a nasty
feeling I could cite why don't you have
rosemary with your wall time no I'm very
sorry that I let back here all
approaches coming along nasty little
unnatural to force it out of the flannel
with a son Riley
remarkably natural necessity as you know
the last offer on the windowsill just
collected certain pigeon stowed are very
nourishing indeed I look forward to some
good turns press that parrots thanks
nuts
wonderful remember not to bulk enough
space for an invigorating spoonful of
pure honey straight from your home
outside dannion you'll never have a
yearning for swiss trouble again boys
boy
tasty in a very dull kind of white I'll
soon they've included a free range grass
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I'm not switching I'm doing isometric
exercises it's a fight for muscles in
trim and fantasy scrofa cool old
narcissus will be that door thing on the
underground you'd be arrested
they are outside the door
mr. coffee beautiful no on me you're
probably suffering from withdrawal
symptoms well you haven't had a cup of
tea for about eight hours I feel as you
say it is addictive you can't expect to
kick the heavy just as rapidly as that
you need a small medicinal dosage yeah
your face ago yes that despoiled bad kid
for medicinal purposes are made to cut
it off just like that would be
ridiculous what do they have gradually
that's if there's any that free right
Swiss roll I marvel now they don't you
combine this with marine exercise for
eight one do you know what that is now
plate the Swiss roll in your left hand
the Swiss roll and raise it rhythmically
to the lips in time with the music
now bonded with my pain she proceeded
take the fee of my time
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Michael it's wonderful to see yo you
remember baby frog Brian yeah frog baby
I used to come down and wash your car
and pavilion right when you still live
there
remember me my little boy tiny it's
rather a long time ago don't remember
yeah well you probably don't recognize
because I'm me Erica oh they make me a
bit cut when I was in the last position
I'll see you I'm sorry about not
recognizing here I know your time is
very precious but I wanted it barber
there's like you know there's five
minutes probably what about well it's a
it's a bit personal in nightkin i
wondered if we could like you know i
just pop inside for a couple of minutes
well the thing is my wife is rather busy
inside preparing dinner we've got some
people going around me here well thing
is that this has never happened to me
before
I don't really know how to put it so
just tell me what's the matter oh sorry
hey it's never happened to me before you
know me oh I wouldn't turn to you and
then I was really desperate I swear my
father's life I thought he was dead yeah
well he's living in Canada
Oh Robbie he d*ed in car it you know he
he wants to be buried there coz he spent
all his fifty pounds for the burial you
know I bet the poor my wife's wedding
ring my dear wife's wedding wig it's a
picnic this is the transistor radio in
fact yeah as well you see we'll have a
job
yeah well it's a point I like this girl
with a chat daughter you know tightening
the way I'm delivering mainly Tiger wife
I took my license away from me but I was
innocent or the witness who was a
witness my mother she was there on the
spot I'll run her over and that's the
tragedy you could be a professional ice
skater yep it's true picked up in South
Africa I'm afraid I haven't got much
cash but I could um I can let you have a
fiver without any you so that's really
all I can give you take it I really
don't want it thank you my old lady
would love to thank you my mother but
people like to thank you
well there's no need for her at all
she's nothing she's just had the drive
well I can come down with you a thousand
no please
she too proud we won't all awaken no
avoid on a broken name yeah she's a very
proud woman if she wanted to come just
to meet you you stay inside in the house
in the warm yes certainly
thanks very much I'm okay thank you
thank you
Hospital in New Zealand Fran told you
about the funeral yes you need 55 to
understand
well 75 actually it's a Kabul burial I'm
afraid I haven't any more cash I'm sorry
well check but do anything of it we
could move in here for a couple of weeks
we wouldn't like any funds mrs. Beavis I
think I might be able to make out a
small check just to tide you over with
the rent if that's all right
who d*ed make it up make it out to
Allenby fees I thought it was brown tide
you over
thank you so much just a little boy I'm
so worried about William which little
boy Tony
we can't go to school Ian's not the bus
fill water that's right and it's a bit
lies but look at them Emma have your
heart Oh see
I wonder if you'd like to just say hello
to him I'd like to say like I could take
you down to the gate and see him there
mr. clay I might be 84 with multiple
fractures throughout the run okay I get
it go get my little toady
it's a spitting image of is that you
love you Mike Ronnie said that I should
come say thank you
I still got a broken leg like your
granny oh yeah well we all have to sleep
in the same bed and I'll tell ya he's a
big terrible sin spawn star beside your
father Brian Beavis has just d*ed as if
having my final father but he was like a
father to me
yeah anyway I just saw uncovered our
website thank you for what you bother
however little it was we'll go get your
father and bring him here as soon as
possible I'd like to talk to her yes I
will thank you very much indeed
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go for that
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