03x19 - Hizzouse Party

[bunniefuu]

Unh, unh.

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Unh! Gimme it!

Gimme!

Cory, video countdown is on!

Please, I'm watchin'
the cash channel.

Videos! Cash!

Videos! Cash!

Aah! Unh!

Aha!

Whoo!

That's my jam! Yes!

Raven!

Raven!

That's my jam! Yes! Yes!

Hey, mama. Heh heh!

Whoo! That's my jam,

and I can stop it any time.

Stop!

Rae, this is very important.

Now look, we're goin'
away this weekend overnight

to cousin Brenda's wedding,

and we wanna feel comfortable

that we're leavin' the house
with somebody responsible.

All right. You can trust me.

I promise.

Oh, and we left you a
Turkey in the refrigerator.

Got it. Oh, and remember,

reverend mattson is
coming by tomorrow

to give you your letter
of recommendation.

Got it. I will not
mess this up, ok?

That letter is gonna
get me my internship

in fashion design, all right?

So don't worry. You
guys have a great trip.

Ok, ok, all right, bye-bye.

I thought they
would never leave.

Tell me about it. Bam!

"In case parents leave."

Oh, I've been
plannin' for this day

for a long time.

Tickets? A guest list?

Cory, what is this for?

For the party we're
throwin' tonight.

Oh, no. No.

We are not gonna be
throwing a party, ok?

Because if we mess up, mom
and dad will never trust us again.

Oh, I'm assuming
we're gonna mess up.

That's why we might
as well throw a party

and go out with a bang.

Forget it, all right?

I am the boss, and I say no.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Forget I even brought that up.

Very good.

Good Cory.

Pfft. Yeah, right.

Bam!

"In case Raven says no."

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

You're cleaning!

Well, mom and dad are away,

and you need the
house to be spotless

when reverend mattson
comes over tomorrow.

This is not like you.

Raven, a person can change.

A person, yes. You, I
don't know so much about.

Ohh! It's my jam!

Ohh!

Ooh!

I must've accidentally
set my alarm.

Let me go turn that off.

No! Don't go turn it off,

'cause you know it's my jam!

Let me go turn it up!

And there you go,

and here they come.

Yo, yo, yo, Cory, we
got your message, man.

What's the big secret?

Yeah, Cory.

Why do we have to be
here at exactly 10:00?

My parents are away and
we're throwing this jive party!

Eddie, you're
gonna be the deejay.

I'm all over it.

And, Chelsea, I'm gonna need
you to pick up some stuff, ok?

Ok, sure.

Here's 20 bucks for snacks

and 20 bucks for decorations.

Ok. Snacks and decorations.

Man, I'm never gonna
remember which is which.

Cory, Cory, are you sure

that Rae's gonna
be ok with this?

Let's just say

she's gonna want this
party more than any of us.

Ok, this conversation is over.

Move! Move, move,
move! Double it! Make time!

Ok!

Go, go, go.

Was that Eddie and Chelsea?

Yeah, and don't worry.

I told them that
responsible kids

aren't allowed to have visitors
while their parents are away.

Very good.

A little too good.

No, Raven, no!

No!

Cory?

I just had a vision that
I was coming after you.

Why?

Hey, you're the psychic.

You tell me.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have responsibilities.

This traffic is terrible.

I'm going to get the map
ad see if there's another way.

Nah-uh!

That's why I installed
this navigation system.

I even programmed it to
respond to the sound of my voice.

Ahem!

Find alternate route, please.

Hello, Victor.

It knows your name?

Mm-hmm.

I programmed that, too.

What else does it know?

Calculating an
alternate route...

For Victor.

She's calculating for me, Tonya.

I know how to read
a map, too, you know.

Take the next exit
and turn right... Victor.

"Old mill road?"

Well, that's gonna take
us way up into the hills.

I don't think so.

Tonya, she's a highly
sophisticated computer system

that is tracking
us by satellite.

She knows what she's doing.

She better.

Whoo! That's my jam!

I never get tired of this song!

I know.

Go, Raven! Go, Raven!

Now, back, back, back it up!

Yeah, yeah, back it up... oh!

No, you didn't!

Oh, snap!

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, I guess you
backed it up too far.

This was mom's favorite lamp

it was a wedding
present from grandma!

But it was an accident.

You can replace it
before they get home.

Problem solved.

You know what, Cory?

You know what?

You're right.

I mean, how much could it be?

How much?!

Wow! Those antique
lamps are expensive.

Where are you gonna get
the money to pay for the lamp?

Wow, Mr. Pigsley,

I've given to you
faithfully over the years,

and, um, now it's
time to give it back.

Hey, look. That little
piggy's going to the market.

And you're going
all the way home!

Let's see what we've got.

This is it?

You got enough for the lamp?

No, I don't even have
enough for the bulb.

Cory, can I borrow some money?

Put the hammer down
and we can talk about it.

Whew!

Sorry, I wish I could help,

but my money's all tied up.

In what?

A little of this,
a little of that.

I'm diversified.

But what am I gonna do?

Wait a second.

What was that
thing I wanted to do

while mom and dad were away?

Have a party?

Maybe charge an admission?

All right. Well...

Let's say we do throw a party.

Mm-hmm.

There has to be rules, Cory!

And that is, all right,
when we have this party,

the people have to be quiet...

Well-behaved...

And totally under control.

Ok, this party is
totally out of control!

Break it down over there.

Get off the couch.

Come on in, man.

That'll be 5 bucks.

Come on in.

That'll be 5 bucks.

Eddie, this party
is way out of hand.

And pretty soon, it's gonna
be way off of the hook.

Everybody jump!

Hello.

Hello. This is reverend mattson.

Uh, Reggie Madison?

I was supposed to
come over tomorrow,

but I'll be in the neighborhood

so I thought I'd
stop by tonight.

Oh, ok, sure. Come
on over, Reggie.

Hey, who was that?

I don't know, but he
kinda sounded cute.

Hey, everybody, into the pool!

Whoo! Whoo!

Wait a second! We
don't have a pool!

Continue on present
road for 5.3 miles, Victor.

I sure will, 5.3 wide
open, traffic free miles.

Thanks.

Anything for you, Victor.

Anything for you, Victor.

What?

I got the polite model.

Well, your polite
little friend here

has us on a dirt road in
the middle of nowhere.

Tonya, relax.
This is a shortcut.

We'll be there in 5.3...

"road closed."

That's impossible.

Mm-hmm.

It appears I've made an error.

My bad, Victor.

Oh, don't worry about this.

No way you were gonna
know that the road...

Will you stop
talking to that thing?!

We have to get
back to the freeway.

You realize we're never
gonna make the wedding now.

You are one big waste of money.

Tonya, please don't
talk to Sasha that way.

You named her?

No. No! No!

No. See, um,
Sasha stands for, um,

uh, safe arrival system
helping Americans.

Victor, you just made that up.

You know, I can't believe you
are in love with a stupid gadget.

That is ridiculous.

And don't call Sasha stupid.

Ok, listen up. Get us
back to the freeway pronto.

I told you she only
responds to my voice.

I was talking to you, Victor.

Hey! Hey! What
kind of game is that?

That is my dad's good pot.

Get off the counter,
or I'll getcha.

Hey, Cory. Haven't we made
enough money to pay for the lamp yet?

Nope. Not even close. Besides,
we've got bigger problems.

Yeah. There's a lot of hungry
people around here and no food.

Hey, Rae, do you think
it's ok if I put this out?

Eddie, I don't know. My dad
made that for me and Cory.

Well, at least I
got all my fingers.

Cory, did you order
a mechanical... yes!

Now we can get
this party started!

A mechanical what? Cory!

A mechanical what, Cory?

Man! Ok, you know
what? This party is over.

Ok, people, hello.

I want to thank
you all for coming.

Now I want to thank
you all for leaving.

So if you would exit
the rear and get the...

Hello. Ok, um, party
in the living room.

Man.

Salami break.

You wanna get it? Here
it is. Follow the salami.

The salami. Get it in there.

att*ck.

Hello, reverend mattson. Ha ha.

Sorry about that door. We
gotta get that spring fixed.

I was in the neighborhood,

so I thought I'd drop
by with jubilation

to give you your letter
of recommendation.

Right. And I thank you
and much appreciation.

And I know you have to get
back to your congregation.

Ha ha. It was such a pleasure
to write about a young woman

of such fine character
and strong moral values.

Oh, that's my jam.

No. No. Stop.

Stop.

Are you ok?

Yes, and, uh,
thank you for asking.

Now I'll just take...

You know, that
music is awfully loud.

You know what?
That's actually next door.

Really, those party animals.

Grandma butterfield? Why,
she just had a hip replaced.

Well, then she
must be hip-hopping.

All right, thank you for
coming and bye-bye.

Oh, um, hey, rev.
Cheese and crackers?

Oh.

There you go.

Raven, what in the world?

Um, you know
what? Faulty nozzle.

If you put cheese in a can,
you're just asking for trouble.

Am I right? Am I right?

I know, ok.

So, um, if you would
please just exit this way

and give me that.

Yes. Well, uh, good
luck with your internship.

And good luck with your flock.

Yes. Ok.

Oh, what now?

Go! Go!

Cory, a mechanical bull?

What were you thinking?

I was thinking $2.00 a ride.

Yaaa! Haa...

That was so fun, Rae.

I'm gonna do it again.

All right, Cory. I'm next.

You're gonna ride the bull?

Sure. I rode one at
vegetarian dude ranch.

Except it wasn't a
bull. It was a cabbage.

Ok, so you do realize that
the reverend was just here?

Well, did you get your letter?

Yes, I did.

And we earned enough
money to pay for the lamp.

We did?

Yes. So relax.

Yeah, right. Have some fun.

Enjoy the party.

Yeah. You're right.

I might as well enjoy it.

Whoo! Well, it's no cabbage,

but it sure is fun. Whoo!

You didn't have to unplug her.

You didn't have to name her.

Well, I guess I did
get a little attached.

Well, maybe I did
get a little jealous.

Well, looks like we're never
gonna make it to the wedding.

What do you wanna do?

I guess we should
just head home.

I hope Sasha can get
us back to the freeway.

Or... I did see a sign
for a little country inn.

Maybe we can have our own
little vacation without the kids.

Whoo, my, my.

Raven?

I seem to have
forgotten my glasses.

Oh.

Raven! Raven! Raven!

Raven! Raven! Raven!

Whee-hah!

How did this bull get in here?

And how did I get
on it? Turn this off.

Turn it up! Ok.

Turn it off!

Aah!

Sorry. My bad.

How y'all doing, reverend?

Raven, what's going on here?

Um... This is my,
uh... Study group.

And we were just at the part
where they started to discuss, uh...

He... who rideth
longest on this bull...

Shall receive,
uh, forgivethness.

Looks to me like you
were having a party

while your parents are away.

Um, yeah. See, now I can see
how you can get that impression,

but if you take away the music,

the people, and, um,
the mechanical bull,

it's all very innocent.

Yeah! Whoo!

Yo, check it out.

We just put 12 kids
in your bathtub, man.

That's a new record.

Matthew?

Dad?

Party over.

Well, great party, Rae.
See you Sunday, Reggie.

I'll see you all Sunday.

And I'll see you at home.

Raven, I'm very
disappointed in you.

And I'm going to
need that letter back.

Oh, reverend.

I've been waiting for
this internship all year.

I'm sorry, Raven.

But you should've
thought about that

before you threw this party.

W-wait... Cory, not now.

This is all my fault.

Continue.

My sister shouldn't get
any of the blame for this.

I made Raven think she
broke an expensive lamp.

But it really was
a cheap imitation.

And I was gonna
put the real lamp back

and keep all the
money from the party.

You know, Cory, you've done
some pretty lowdown things.

But this has to be the worst.

I know, I know.

I'm sorry. I hope you're
not telling mom and dad.

Oh, don't worry,
Cory. She won't.

'Cause you'll probably
want to tell them yourself.

I will?

I mean, I will.

And, Raven, even though you
showed some poor judgment,

any sister who
has a little brother

willing to speak up on her behalf
must be a pretty good person.

Have fun at your internship.

But not too much fun.

Aah! Thank you,
reverend. Thank you!

Thank you, reverend. Drive safe.

Yes!

Now it's time to deal with you.

Hey, I said I was sorry.

Oh. Oh, no. I'm not
about to hurt you, Cory.

I'm gonna give you a
kiss for stepping up for me.

No, Raven, no! No!

Hey, ah, that was my vision.

Come here.

No. No! No, Rae, no!

Dad, come on! It's been 2 weeks.

My hands are gonna
be permanently pruney.

Hey, both of you knew
having that party was wrong,

so you both be doing
these extra chores

for a long, long, long time.

Are you ever gonna
trust us to be alone again?

Maybe... When you're 30.

Besides now, your
mom's got a new gadget.

I don't know when I'll ever
get her out of the house.

Yee-hah!

Mama ride!

Mama ride!