02x18 - Llama Drama

[bunniefuu]

Hey, could I use this?

I need a place to store
my toenail clippings.

You save your toenails?

Of course.
They're nature's toothpicks.

You don't even want to know
what he flosses with.

You really don't.

Hey, get away from that.
It's not empty!

There are thousands of
metallic nanobots in there!

Well, then,
why can't I see them?

Because they're
microscopically small.

But you're microscopically
small and I can still see you!

Nanobots are so tiny, they're
invisible to the human eye.

Here, I'll show you.
Put these on.

Whoa!

They function like mini-doctors
inside the human body.

When patients swallow them,
they'll seek and destroy

any diseased cells
or foreign matter.

Ooh. I got a tennis ball and a mini
statue of Liberty somewhere in my gut.

It's time to swallow
a search party.

No! Those are valuable.

Come on, Leo, we don't want
to step on broken glass.

What broken glass?

Gimme!

Right.

Oh ho ho, man!

Those little guys
sure run fast!

If we lose these,
Mr. Davenport will k*ll us.

Great! Once again, I have
to clean up your mess.

Just don't step on them.
Hey, dude, I got this.

I'll just grab a paper
towel and pick 'em up.

Adam!

Yeah, you're right.
Better get the vacuum instead.

Stop!
I hear ya.

Better grab the mop.

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Why is Dewey the dingo

standing in the middle
of the hallway?

I don't know, but I think
it means we get

six more weeks of winter.

Ladies and gentlemen,
introducing the principal,

a four-foot-eleven spitfire
from Portland, Maine,

Terri Perry!

Just thought I'd spice up
the morning announcements.

Takes me back to my days
of playing semipro ball

in Romania.

Here ya go, kid.
Souvenir.

I'm sure you're all wondering
why Dewey the dingo is here.

Every year before
the big homecoming game

against the deerfield high
leapin' llamas,

some punk manages
to steal Dewey.

No matter where I put it,

they always find a way
to get it.

Maybe you should try
wearing it.

That'll keep people away.

Do you really want
to go there,

Suzy skinny jeans?

Anywho, to make certain
they don't take him this year,

I'm assigning
round-the-clock shifts.

Right. I'm gonna go
hit the hot tub.

Heard a couple of things
pop when I ran out here.

[ Scoffs ] Two-man shifts,
and she paired me with you.

Mmm.

Great. So we got one man.
Who's the other one?

What's going on in here?

Domino domination?

I don't know
anything about dominos,

but if it means gym class
is canceled, I'm all for it.

Oh, hey, Caitlin.

Are you doing
the domino domination?

"Doing"? No.

Annihilating every competitor
that comes my way? Yes!

You may not know this,
but I come from

four generations
of domino-droppers.

And that's something
you're proud of?

I got stuck with
second place last year.

If it happens again,
I'll have to shave my head,

move to the desert,
and hope the coyotes

will accept me
as one of their own.

That's something a stable
person would say.

So, how do these
competitions work?

You get points for number of
dominos toppled and originality.

My designs are
super original 'cause, well,

there's only one me!

Amen to that!

Do you guys want
to do it with me?

My teammates just bailed. They
couldn't handle the pressure.

[ Laughingly ]
The pressure of dominos?

Ha ha ha!

Sorry.

I just wish I didn't have
to set it all up by myself.

Well, hey, we'll help you.
That sounds fun.

Uh, no it does not.
And who is "we"?

Okay, come on, Leo, what else
do you have going on today?

Anything. I have
anything else going on.

Fine. I'll do it.

Great.

On one condition.

I get to be the one who
knocks over the first domino.

You can't be the tipper!

The tipper
gets all the glory.

I'm always the tipper!

Well, give my best
to the coyotes.

Fine!

You can be the tipper!

It will be team Leo.

I will break you in half.

Team Caitlin it is.

This is a waste of time.

I could be doing
my homework!

I know, and I could be
standing in front of a mirror,

squishing my face to see
how I'll look when I'm old.

Ooh! This is a week
before my 53rd birthday.

I'm going to the bathroom.
Watch the dingo.

Well, hurry back or you won't
get to see my birthday present.

Facelift!

Excuse me.
Uh, I'm new here.

Is there a trick
to the vending machine?

My trail mix got stuck.
Ah.

Trail mix. Good call.
It's in season.

I'm Adam.
Griffin.

Well, Griffin, I find the
earthquake method works best.

See, it starts
with a rumble,

then a big shake...

Then a pause,

then an aftershock...

And bam!


the delicious scale.

Adam, what happened
to the dingo?

I don't know. I was helping the new
kid, Griffin, with the vending machine.

What? There is no
new kid named Griffin.

He lied to you!

He must have been from deerfield.
He stole the dingo!

He lied to me?

Well, that doesn't sound
like Griffin at all!

Great.

Now I have to go get
the dingo back

before Perry finds out.

Once again, I have to
clean up your mess.

Wait, no. I'll sneak into
deerfield and get it back.

My friend Griffin goes there.
He can help me out.

You guys are doing
a great job.

Just one quick question...

Are you trying to ruin
my life?

To be honest, your life
was kind of a mess

before we got here.

[ Mocking laughter ]

I specifically told you
the spaces must be

half an inch
to two-thirds apart.

More than that,
and the topple is gone.

We'll have no topple!

Okay. Caitlin,

I know this is only the 83rd
time you've made us start over,

but we've been working
for hours.

How 'bout a break?

Winners don't take
breaks, Bree! Ugh!

Uh, we're in
a domino competition.

I'm pretty sure no one
here is a winner.

That's it!
Take a lap, Leo.

This might be the first time
I actually enjoy running.

Isn't this
the best time ever?

If I say no,
can I take a lap too?

Heh heh heh heh.

Go llamas! Ca-ca! Ca-ca!

Adam, have you found
the dingo yet?

No. I've checked everywhere
but the locker room.

It's got to be
in here somewhere.

Okay, but be discreet.

Right.

That's on me for thinking
you know what "discreet" means!

[ Gasps ] Dewey!

Shh! Someone's coming!

Whew, that was close.

D'oh!

Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh!

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oop! No! Naaaagghhh!

Just... tell me
where it goes!

Wow!

I just want to say that
I am really impressed

by the way that you've all
worked so hard

to meticulously craft
such beautiful works of art.

Starting check!
Starting check!

[ Laughing ]

Well, my work here is done.

Happy building,
domi-nobodies.

Caitlin, I am starving.

Can we please stop
for a snack?

Oh, sure, Leo. Let me tell
you tonight's special.

We have a lovely
Chilean sea bass

with a delicious side
of get back to work!

She is impossible.

I can't do this anymore.

I'm quitting.

We can't quit now.

I'm a tip-top tipper,
and I need to tip.

Then why don't we
form our own team?

You come up with a design,

and I'll set it up
with my super speed.

And ya still get to tip.

Okay, I'll do it.

But you have to tell
señorita straitjacket.

Deal.

Caitlin, we need to talk.

Okay, as long as it's
not about food or a break

or me treating you
like humans.

Look, this isn't
working out,

so Leo and I are
forming our own team.

What? But...!

[ Comical nonsense sounds ]

Okay.

I respect your decision.

May the best man win.

Are you trying
to break my hand?

No.
Is it working?

[ Gasps ]

Don't be scared.
It's not a real dingo.

It's me, your brother Adam,
in a dingo costume.

Great, you got it back,
but why are you wearing it?

Chase, you can't have a dingo
costume and not put it on.

It's an unwritten rule,

sort of like how you don't
have to wash your legs or feet

because the shower water
trickles down.

Principal Perry:
Yeah, okay, bye!

Perry's coming!

I just got off the phone with the
principal over at deerfield.

He said that someone
stole their llama.

I hope none of you were
dumb enough to do that

because it
would be illegal,

and I can't have
Johnny law

breathing down
my neck again!

Again?

Let's just say I'm on
a lot of lists.

Adam, please tell me you did
not bring their llama here.

Of course not.

I brought it here.

I can't believe you stole
a llama and brought it here.

Well, I couldn't
bring it to school,

it's the first place
they'd look.

Plus, I wanted
to show it the house.

The poor guy's stuck
outdoors all day.

What were you thinking?

I wanted to teach
those deerfield jerks

that if they steal from us,
there are consequences.

So you taught them a lesson
about stealing by stealing?

I see your point.
I stole their idea.

Uh! Gross!

Ah.

Yep, he's a licker,

like me.

Oh, no.

It's our turn
to watch the dingo.

Principal Perry thought
we did such a good job,

she rewarded us by
giving us another shift!

Ah. She's always thinking of us.
What a giver.

What am I gonna do?
I can't deal with the llama

and go watch the dingo.

Hey, no worries.
I'll watch the llama.

I want to see what
he looks like in socks.

No, no way, because it always
starts out with socks,

and then it ends up with a llama
in ski pants on a trampoline,

and no one wants to see that.

Everybody wants to see that.

All the same,
we're not doing it.

Go take care of the dingo,
and I'll fix this.

Fine.

Just let me say goodbye
to Lorenzo llama.

Who's a good boy?
You're a good boy.

Mwah.

Mmm. Tastes like chicken.

Go!

The nanobots!
Bad llama!

Bad llama!

Okay, if you and I are
gonna be spending

any kind of time together,
you're gonna need a mint.

Is it ready?

Yeah. Here's the design.

Better hurry.
Dinner break's almost over.

Got it.

Whoa.

Five thousand dominos
in three seconds.

Domin holla'!

Domi-no-you-didn't.

[ Gasps ]

I'm a pretty Princess
and people love me.

I'm a pretty Princess
and people love me.

Hey, Caitlin.

I was gone for a half hour.

How did you set all these up?

It's amazing how much
you can accomplish

when you're not
out of your mind.

I'm gonna lose.

Oui, madame.

I'm finished.

Fini.

My life is over.

I only took one year of French.
Let's keep it simple.

How's it going?
What's up, man?

[ Gasps ]
I can't do that!

You naughty dingo, you!

Adam, we got
a big problem!

We? It's not my fault

your haircut makes you
look like a lady golfer.

What? No!

The llama ate
all of the nanobots.

Their biology's different. There's
no telling how it'll react.

Why was the deerfield llama

outside
straddling my hatchback?

He's full of highly
unstable nanobots,

and you brought him here?

Bet you wish we stuck
to ski pants now.

It's okay.

I speak llama.

When he spits,
it just means he likes me.

Fyi, if I spit on you,
it does not mean I like you.

Oh whoa!
He's gettin' frisky.

Better grab my lasso.

Worked a couple of rodeos
during college.

Nobody could stay on me for
more than three seconds.

Adam, we have
to do something.

Hey, Lorenzo ate
the nanobots on your watch.

This is your problem.

All right. Anybody who doesn't want
to end up facedown and hogtied,

out of my way!

Yeehaw!

Get over here!
Come on! I got ya!

Ohh!

We got a fighter!

Ah!

[ Audibly struggling ]
Quit fighting!

He fought hard, but once
I got his head in a leg lock,

it was pretty much over.

Keep an eye on him, boys.

He'll miss me.
They always do.

Do you know how expensive
those nanobots are?

We gotta get them out.

Well, how do you
do it on humans?

You're supposed to extract
them individually,

but with this many,
it could take days!

[ Trilling sound ]

Oh, no. Oh, no, a bunch
of them are gathering

in the salivary glands.

They're preparing
to activate.

What does that mean?

It means that the next
time he spits...

It'll leave a Mark.

Ladies and gentlemen,

it's tippin' time.

Adam: Incoming!

No!

[ Applause ]

[ Screams and shouting ]

Adam, we have
to do something.

Hurry, help me think.

Wow. That's something
I never thought I'd say.

What do you want me to do? It's not like
I can just pull an idea out of my head

with a giant idea magnet.

[ Girl screams ]

Magnet! Yes!

The nanobots are metallic.

We can use a magnet to pull
them out of the llama.

Adam, you are a geni...

That was a good idea.

[ Low tone ]

Okay, hold up the magnet.
I'll guide you.

[ Whirring sound ]

Okay, they're gathering
in the femur.

Got it. And a femur
would be a...?

Leg. Move it up.

Okay, but I don't see
how this is helping.

No, Adam, the llama leg.

Now, bank left.

No, left. Left!

My left or llama left?

The opposite of what
you're doing left!

You're getting closer.
Closer.

Now move up.

Pull up! Pull up!

[ Llama belches ]

Nice!

Adam, thank you.
You totally bailed me out.

Good news!

Deerfield just wants their llama
back, no questions asked.

Muscles, lady-locks,
get on it.

He won't budge. I think there's
something wrong with him.

Oh, no. Maybe we didn't
get all the nanobots out.

Quit stalling!
There's nothing wrong with...

Does that mean he likes you?

Congratulations, guys.

I was a jerk. You
totally deserved to win.

Hey, second place
is nothing to sneeze at.

Yeah, but it's not
as good as first.

No, Leo's right.
I deserved to lose.

Actually, Caitlin,
we have a confession to make.

No we don't!

[ Sighs ]
Leo and I cheated.

I knew it! I knew it!

Cheaters! They cheated!

Hey, hey! Pretty Princess,
pretty Princess!

Look, we're really sorry.

Is there anything we can do
to make it up to you?

Well... nationals
are next month.

They're in Omaha, so my mom
will have to drive us.

Her car's a 2-seater,

but I'm sure you can fit four
if we all snuggle real tight.

You'll like my mom.
She's a lot like me...

But way more intense!

Hey!

Get back here!

I know where you live!

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