05x03 - Coming for All Your Coin

[bunniefuu]

[energetic pop music plays]

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Yeah, here we go ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ This is our moment ♪

♪ We gonna own it ♪

♪ You know that we're unstoppable ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

[music fades]

[light pop music plays]

Oh, ho, ho, ho, hoo!

-Oh!
-Look at you!

-Boss lady over here.
-Am I the first person here…

-No. I was the first here.
-…besides the boss?

-You look so cute! I love this outfit.
-You look bossy. Adorable.

-Hi!
-Hi.

-I look like an investigator?
-This is Amanza.

[both laugh]

[Amanza] I don't like
that you're so far away.

I'm just testing it out.

I don't know
if I'm really gonna stay here,

but I was here. And I was I was like… Mm.

We need to get you a ruler
that they had in Catholic school.

-Every time Christine acts up, that's…
-[imitates ruler striking]

Instead of a bell to ring
when someone does something amazing,

you can have, like…
"Okay. Quiet! Wait. Listen!"

What if you bring in a polygraph?

Let's get some things straight,
so we can all just move on and be happy.

Did you tell Romain about your promotion?

I did. Oh my God, he was just like,
"No way." He's so excited for me.

The thing is, I feel like
we don't get enough time together,

and when we fight,
it's because we both work too much.

Now I have even more responsibility.
We haven't even taken our honeymoon.

It worries me a little bit.

[Mary] I wish Romain and I
could spend more time together,

but Jason's essentially
passing the baton to me,

so I can't just pass it
right back to him, and say,

"Hey, I gotta handle,
like, these personal issues."

That's just not the look or the standard
I wanna set in my new position.

So I'm just worried about what adding this
is going to do to our relationship.

-Heather's bridal shower's coming up.
-In a couple days.

I have to get her a naughty gift.

-Yeah.
-[chuckles]

I'll probably do, like, a fun,
"sexy" sexy, not like "naughty" sexy.

-I'm gonna go to the back room.
-You've got that covered.

"Show me the good stuff
behind the counter."

-"The stuff you can't put out on display."
-Yeah.

-Do you know, is Christine coming?
-[tense music plays]

-Uh…
-I feel bad for asking,

but I don't know where she landed on it.

-She was, like, debating and then…
-[Amanza scoffs]

Honestly, I had drinks with her
a couple of nights ago.

-With Christine?
-With Christine.

There was so much information
that I was trying to decipher and…

[chuckles] Think about the things
I had heard…

What did she say?

What she's telling me,
and it was hard to follow.

-Because her story kept changing?
-No, her story to me was the same.

But when she'd tell me something,
I was like, "This is what I heard."

And she said… Oh, other thing.

She was like, "Well,

Davina would just do anything
to just be liked or accepted."

Davina's supposed to be her friend.

-Yeah.
-Have you talked to Davina?

I think she should know.

Davina has made incredible
progress since she's come back.

I mean, Christine's gone off the deep end.

Davina's better than I thought possible.
I thought it was going to take her longer.

Everyone deserves a second chance,

and she's done a lot
with her second chance.

-I agree.
-That's the problem with Christine.

She's not learning from her mistakes.
She's making more and more and more.

I don't agree with the unnecessary jabs.

And people that are hurt, hurt people.

When she sees them happy,
doing well, she tries to tear them down.

-And…
-What does that say about me?

She hasn't done anything to me. [laughs]

Thought I was doing real well! [laughs]

That's gonna be my hardest task,

is to control Christine.

It's gonna be tough.

Good luck with that.

["Right Here Right Now" by TINKA plays]

♪ One moment can change your life ♪

[song fades]

["Get Lifted" by Hot Kicks plays]

♪ Serve that face and walk ♪

♪ Walk through the door ♪

♪ Runway girl go show 'em what's good ♪

♪ So get lifted ♪

♪ Let's get twisted ♪

♪ Work that body ♪

Yes. Are you so excited?

[Chelsea] ♪ Do-do do-do do-do ♪

♪ Do-do do-do do-do ♪

Oh my God.

[gasps] This is so pretty.

-Hi, honey bunny! Hi!
-Hi, gorgeous.

-Hi!
-This is Melia.

Oh, hi, Melia. This is Christian.

-Hi, Christian.
-Say hi!

-You look gorgeous, babe!
-You look gorgeous. Per usual.

This is gorgeous.

Yeah, absolutely beautiful.

-It's beautiful. I love it.
-Are you pulling on Mommy's hair?

He's got a hair fetish.

They all do. Girl, my daughter
was just pulling on my hair.

-These are extensions.
-I know!

I was like,
"Sis, I don't pull on your hair."

I know. This is rude!

It's okay, baby.

-Is he hungry?
-Oh, you're fine. You're okay, honey.

[cries]

-Oh yeah. He is hungry.
-Aw…

He eats so much, I swear.

Yes.

So, I went to the office the other day.

-Okay, tell me.
-It's the first time I've been in a while.

I was expecting the girls to,
you know, have a heart and decency, but…

I don't know. It was super awkward.
I was like, "Hi, girls!"

And they just totally ghosted me.

Oh no.

And then they proceed to make a mockery

of the fact that
I'm not invited to a party, which…

That's fine. But they were going,

"Are you going to the party?"
"Oh my God, what did you get her?"

-"And what did you get her?" "I got this."
-Okay, wait.

-So, this is Heather's bridal shower.
-Yeah.

What happened between you and her?

All I said was her and her fiancé called
paparazzi on themselves all day long,

which is fine.

-Hell no.
-Like, whatever, she's basic.

And you and Chrishell,
not on speaking terms?

She just doesn't…
I'm not even in the room.

I say, "Hi, Chrishell,"
and she turns her head the other way.

Her and I have never
seen eye to eye. She's a bitch.

[exclaims] So it's extremely cliquey.

[Christine] It's very, very cliquey.

Davina's been a really good friend
to me for many years,

but it's really important
for her to be liked.

It's really important for her to fit in.

And with Davina, I would find
that she really didn't have my back.

-She didn't have a backbone.
-Yeah.

So, it is what it is.

How did that affect your friendship?

It made me trust her a bit less.

If you're my girl, and you're my friend,

when someone feels comfortable
to bitch about me to you,

there's a problem,

because the person should know
that you are so loyal to me that

they don't even want to say
anything negative about me to you,

because you'll have my back.

-Right.
-Or it'll be uncomfortable.

I'll be like, "You know what?"

"I know you don't like her,
but don't talk sh*t about her to me."

-Yeah.
-"Period. Move on."

I don't wanna be liked,
I wanna be respected.

Chelsea and I are on the same level
when it comes to loyalty.

I feel like her and I can both

see straight through people
and call out the BS.

So, I guess since Jason's
not gonna be here very often,

it's my job to introduce Chelsea to Mary.

Let's be honest.

I would never bring anyone
in that wasn't, like, on my level.

Here's what I'd love to do.

I have this beautiful house
on Franklin Canyon, very modern, glass.

It's gonna go for nine million.

Wow. Okay.

I would love to bring you in
to show you the house.

It's right above Sunset Plaza,

and I think we could work together

and find a buyer for it.

It'll be a good chance
for you to meet Mary,

and I'll be like,
"Hey. We're a package deal."

Yeah, that's wonderful.

-I'd be down. Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.

If I bring you that client,

and we close this house together,
will this house get me in the office?

-I think so, 100%. I do.
-Then it's a no-brainer. Let's do it.

-Let's show her our value.
-Yep.

These b*tches in the office,
they have no idea what's coming for them…

-I agree.
-…because I'm coming for all their coin.

I love it.

[intense rock music plays]

["DO IT MY WAY"
by Alltop X Sarah Reeves plays]

♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪

♪ My way, my way ♪

♪ Woo-hoo, woo-oo oo-oo-oo ♪

♪ Woo-hoo, woo-oo oo-oo-oo-oo ♪

♪ Woo-hoo, woo-oo oo-oo-oo-oo ♪

♪ My way, my way, my way ♪

[song fades]

-Hello! How are you?
-[man] Hey, Emma. How are you?

-Nice to see you.
-How have you been?

So good. Wow. I'm in love with this house,
and I'm not even all the way in.

You just missed me. I was doing
construction, just put down the hammer.

I missed the good part. No, just kidding.

That's right.

-Just for this.
-Wow. This view is amazing.

Jason sent me to preview
this amazing development property

here in Beverly Hills.

Little did I know that this developer's
quite the eye candy himself. [laughs]

The original property
was 1,756 square feet.

That was in 2016 for about 2.8 million.

Oh, wow-- Oh my God.

That was 1,700 square feet,
and now this will be--

Almost 10,000. Yeah.

So you basically added, like,
a whole, like, five more houses.

[pop-dance music plays]

♪ If you want me, don't stop ♪

♪ Get, get, get after me… ♪

[Micah] We're off
to my absolute favorite level.

Careful, careful.

[Emma] I love this.

[Micah] Double-edge infinity pool.

And then it's a little bar area
right there. Wow!

We're gonna have
a full spa and recovery area.

♪ Get after it ♪

-It's going to be an unreal party space.
-Oh, 100%.

It's such a beautiful pool. You know,
I was a swimmer, just an FYI.

-Oh, really?
-Qualified for the Olympics.

-Yep.
-Did you really?

-Yeah, backstroke. Right?
-Very impressive.

So when we sell the house,
I'll jump in the pool and do laps.

I understand why you love this level.

-Love that.
-Hot tub here.

Fire features on both sides.

Oh, fire feature. Look at you.
You love that fire.

More fire.

Wow. Like to keep it hot.

[both laugh]

I never flirt with clients.

I am always strictly business,
but I don't know.

I mean, it's hard not to flirt with Micah.

♪ You know about me ♪

♪ 'Cause I play my game ♪

I love the design.
I love the white. It's clean. I love it.

[Micah] So, a lot of the design features
that are in this kitchen,

we've incorporated also into
the mezcal bar that I'm opening up.

Here, in this house?

-No, no. Not in the house.
-[laughs] I'm like, whoa!

A lot's been going on, so,

opening a mezcal kitchen
and bar in Atwater Village.

Oh wow!

It's gonna have, obviously, uh,
various types of mezcals in there.

Yeah! Wait! Oh my God, you have
to have my empanadas in there somehow.

At least for the tasting,
or somehow incorporate that. Oh my God.

Absolutely. I'd love for you
to come out, do a tasting…

Yes!

…and you'll get to see
the design of the bar.

I'm forgetting about real estate.

-We could stay in the kitchen all day.
-I know, right? Exactly.

Food and beverage for us is like…
And real estate!

I feel like we have the same interests.

Absolutely.

[Emma] When Micah asked me out,
I was definitely a little taken back.

He's good-looking, successful.
I mean, we could go on all day.

It's the perfect little recipe
for a fuccboi.

So, I'm hesitant, but,
you know, I've dated a few fuccbois.

[Micah] You'll notice the…
Taking it outdoors indoor with the stone.

-[Emma] Love that.
-[Micah] To the ceiling.

-[Emma] No railing. Take that side.
-[Micah] I'll take one for the team.

-Yeah. You're a great railing.
-[both laugh]

[Micah] This entire level
is the primary suite.

[Emma] Oh wow.

[Micah] You'll notice that we're
also doing Venetian plaster

throughout the house.

So, it actually insulates the house.

It'll be more energy-efficient as well.

Look at you,
giving back to the environment. [laughs]

You have to be well-rounded.

How are you gonna sell this house?

Like, I feel like
you made the house for you.

I feel like you just have to keep it,
so I can come over

and get in the sauna
after having mezcal. Perfect.

I'll wanna sell it to myself.
But for the right price…

Okay, so, speaking of price,
what are you thinking?

I definitely want it
to go for at least 20.

-Hitting that 20 range. Okay. I see you.
-Yeah. How do you feel about that?

I mean, honestly,
I will have to run some comps,

but I think that
you could for sure hit that.

And we can check out
the rest of the gorgeous views.

[Emma] Oh. I like this.

Could have some morning coffee…

-Or mezcal, exactly. Empanadas, maybe.
-…or some mezcal. I love that.

It's a peaceful vibe.

You definitely put a lot
of heart into this. I like that a lot.

I do that with all my projects,
regardless of what they are.

But this is absolutely
nothing like how I grew up.

I mean, this is completely pushing myself

to do stuff that I never, uh,
really imagined myself doing, ever.

-You close with your family?
-Third of eight.

-We're all very close.
-Did you say eight?

-Yeah.
-I love that.

I have a place out here that I keep,
so family comes and visits all the time.

So, everything that's
kind of mine is theirs.

I'm the same way! Seriously.
Oh my God. I love that.

Oh…

Have you always been
an entrepreneurial spirit?

I was in high school, I started investing
in health care, the stock market.

I feel like I've always had that eye.

-Yeah.
-My dad was a firefighter.

My mom was, you know,
raising two kids, and,

like, honestly just trying
to make ends meet and…

We have a lot of similarities.

[soft piano music plays]

So, next house,
maybe I'll be an investor on it.

We could do it together.

There's another one coming
in Orange County.

-I'm putting it out there.
-Okay.

-That's the next one after this one.
-Okay, we will talk over mezcal.

Absolutely. And empanadas.

Yeah, exactly, of course.

So, I can count on you to be there?

I'm gonna be there for sure.

Okay. Fantastic.

-Of course. Looking forward to it.
-It'll be a great time.

["Give It to Me" by Animal Island plays]

♪ You wanna know who set the fire ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

♪ Come and give it to me
Give it to me loud ♪

♪ Way up, I'm never down ♪

[Chrishell] Oh, I see.

[Brett] Hey.

Hey!

-Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo!
-Look at this. Hi!

-How you doing? Gee.
-Amazing.

I've been let down by staging before,
but this is a rare time where I'm like--

-They k*lled it. Absolutely love.
-They k*lled it. They k*lled it.

This table is incredible.

A 12-person dining room
and a seating area?

How many rooms can accommodate that?

In the office, we like to call anything
over 10 million a two-digit listing.

And this is my first two-digit listing.

So, with that comes
a lot of added pressure.

In this case, I'm taking over the staging,

I wanna make sure
it is absolutely impeccable.

I want it set up
so that the buyer comes in

and they can see themselves
living there forever.

Okay, wait till you see this.

Ready for the reveal?

["All Eyes on Me" by MIZZI plays]

♪ You like what you see? ♪

♪ All eyes on me ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I gotta be free ♪

[Chrishell] Look at this.

Perfectly centered.

Four different chains,
they had to use scaffolding to get up.

-And these lights are switched out.
-The light bulbs are nicer.

Now I feel like I'm confident

sticking that $10 million price tag.

Was gonna talk to you about that.

I think a good move, personally,
would be to go right under ten,

just because, you know,
a lot of people are searching up to ten,

and I don't wanna miss out on any buyers
just because we're just a little over.

I feel like that price point,
it'll be competitive,

we'll get lots of multiples,

and then people will have
to basically outbid each other.

[inhales] I think we can list
this for ten-six.

[scoffs]

[inhales, groans]
You told me originally ten!

I know. This is what happens
when you make it look like this.

[Chrishell] I've had
an overpriced listing before

that I had to keep going back
to the seller to do a price reduction,

and that was in the Valley.

I don't want to have to do this at this
huge two-digit listing in Beverly Hills.

This is not how I wanna make
my debut as my biggest listing to date.

-It is a big leap, Brett.
-It's a big leap.

[Chrishell] This will be
a record per square foot.

I know this is an amazing location,
but we also have to understand

this will be compared
to the other things on the market.

And then we'd be the highest.

Look at this house, what you've done.
One of the best streets in Beverly Hills.

Two-plus-million-dollar renovation,
perfectly presented.

So, while I agree with you
on all your points,

I still think you can do it.

Okay. I mean--

Let me ask you something.

-'Cause I know you're doubting it.
-What?

How many deals have you closed
in the last few months?

Six.

If I'd asked you a few months ago,
"Think you'll sell six deals

and get a listing at 10.6 million?"
What would you have said?

No. I've even surprised myself lately.

So I'm asking you
to surprise yourself one more time.

How about 10.495,

'cause then at least
we're under the ten-five mark?

Ooh, I have an idea.
I bet I could squeeze through there.

You wanna make a bet?



Otherwise, 10.595.

-Okay, deal.
-Okay.

-Oh, we're… Okay.
-Deal.

[inhales] Uh, I wish I didn't have
pancakes this morning. Okay.

[Chrishell] Little does Brett know,

I am quite the expert
of crawling through doggy doors.

I used to always forget my key.

And that would be the way, I realized,
I could still get in the house.

I mean, we didn't always have keypads.

This is tougher than
getting into a dress, I'm pretty sure.

I've dislocated shoulders
to get into dresses.

But this I can't move. So…

$100,000 on the line.

Okay. Let's try it.

God, I do remember this
being slightly bigger.

-I need to film this.
-I'm not gonna lie.

Oh God.

Okay. Hold on.

Oh my God!

[jaunty music plays]

I cannot believe you're getting--

[music continues]

-Oh my God!
-Oh sh*t!

[Brett] I am freaking out right now.

-Victory is mine!
-No way.

-How is that possible?
-Suck it, Brett. Yes! Yes!

I am freaking out right now.

I did it!

Woo!

Yeah!

[laughs]

I'm never going to let you forget this.

I don't think I'll forget it,

but I'm seriously
regretting this bet, because--

-What?
-I can't punish my clients by--

-No!
-Just hear me out. Hear me out.

I can't punish my clients by selling
at less than I think we can sell it for

because you have some weird super skill.

So, think of something else.

Okay, give me
a better split on this house.

-Fine. Fine.
-Really?

-I like that better.
-I just can't punish my clients.

-If I can sell the house for higher--
-Then you make more money.

Fine. Deal.

-Really?
-You won fair and square.

Yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

-[pop music plays]
-♪ You got me jumpin' on a new thing ♪

♪ Woo-oo-oo! ♪

♪ Oo ♪

♪ Oo-oo oo-oo oo-oo ♪

♪ Oo-oo oo-oo oo-oo ♪

♪ It takes a thang like you
Then you change my path ♪

♪ I'm goin' up, up, up
And I never last ♪

♪ It's never felt so good
To be what I am… ♪

It's a gorgeous house.

♪ You got me jumpin' on a new thing ♪

-Hi, Jonathan.
-Hello.

-How are you?
-Good. Good.

-Welcome.
-Hi. This is my associate, Chelsea.

Hi. Chelsea Lazkani. Nice to meet you.

I told her all about your gorgeous place.

[Chelsea] What a fantastic piece of land.

-Absolutely beautiful.
-Very unique.

I wanted to show her around

and see if we can, together,
find a great buyer for this home.

I have so many clients
that are late thirties

that sold their companies and
would love a property like this.

They don't have kids,
so they're not worried about

the sharp corners and the infinity pool,

but they would love something that
they can show off, you know, new money.

So I'm excited to bring some people here.

Did you guys do any renovations on this?

We bought it from an architect

who broke up
with his billionaire Thai girlfriend.

So, we kinda stepped in.

Maybe a year left
in construction when we bought it.

-[women] Wow.
-Yeah.

This property is one-of-a-kind.
It's on half an acre, on a private road.

You're on a proper promontory.
Views are stunning.

It's giving me MOMA. Sexy MOMA.

These Oppenheim listings
in the Hills are no joke.

You don't get panoramic views
like this in Manhattan Beach.

This is gonna be
a totally new landscape for my clients.

I think that we should
throw a fabulous brokers' open,

get agents up here,
get potential clients up here.

-We'll take a look.
-[Jonathan] Check the place out.

-Great.
-Have fun.

-[Christine] Thanks.
-[Chelsea] Nice meeting you.

Look at this fantastic bookcase…

-I know.
-…that also doubles as a seating area.

-I love it. And that window's just to die.
-It is.

[Christine] This kitchen
is great for cooking.

Do you cook?

No. I'm a mom,
so there's no time for that.

No, honestly, the second one came…
A bitch does not step in the kitchen.

I'll make you a f*cking cappuccino.
That's what you get. I'm like, sorry.

I tried, but no, I can't.

[pop music plays]

♪ Turnin' your heads
We ain't even tryin' ♪

[Chelsea] This indoor-outdoor
living is divine.

Yeah, and I really love the bathroom.

Really open.

I'm all about taking a shower with a view.
I think that's so fabulous.

I mean, it's five minutes
from the Sunset Strip,

and I love the fact that there's
all this parking, there's all this room.

They've made the most
of this al fresco, indoor-outdoor living.

If this property was on the beach,
it'd be listed for 20 million.

I'm imagining the party we're gonna have,
'cause this is going to be one-of-a-kind.

We really haven't done
a broker's open in so long.

-I think we should do caviar, Dom--
-We wanna make it zhuzh.

Wanna go over the top.

-I wanna do…
-We wanna go us.

-…an ice sculpture of something fabulous.
-Okay, girl.

-We could do--
-Old Hollywood.

-Yes! Old Hollywood. Couture.
-Couture.

Yes. 'Cause this is what
that house represents. Opulence.

Hundred percent. This could be
the perfect "caviar and couture" house.

-Caviar and couture?
-That's what I thought.

I wanted to do "liposuction and lemonade,"
but people have opinions about that.

A broker's open with a Christine twist

really guarantees that someone will
get an exclusive look at this property

and have a fun time at a party.

Everyone loves caviar.
If they don't, they like to dress cute.

So, I'm excited about this event.

Will people meet up to the dress code?

Caviar and couture… That's us,
but will the other ladies come prepared?

It's always a mixed bag
with these TJ Maxx, off-the-racks girls.

You never know what you're gonna get…

-So--
-…who shows up.

Maya, Davina.

-Um…
-[whimsical music plays]

[chuckles]

Who else is there?

-Heather?
-Oh yeah. Her.

But everyone knows
I throw fabulous parties.

What are you missing out on?
Do you know what I mean?

How've you guys been since we last spoke?

Heather unfollowed me on Instagram.
Like, "How old are you?"

Oh gosh.

That's fine, 'cause I got tired of seeing
f*cking protein bar posts anyway.

[laughs]

But it just sucks also,
because I don't know if I told you,

back when Heather and I
were close and living together,

she was going through a rough breakup,
and so I took her in, you know, and…

-Wow.
-…took care of her like she was my sister.

And she didn't invite you
to her bridal shower?

You know, I guess I can say…

[sad piano music plays]

I don't know. I understand
a wedding is a very intimate thing,

but a bridal shower, where you're inviting
girls that you went to high school with…

It feels shitty to not be invited
to Heather's events.

I mean, Heather was at my wedding.

She was at my dress fitting.

[Heather] Ooh!

This one's really gorgeous.

This is so beautiful. I want one!

You'll have one very soon.

I'm next!

And for me to just be alienated,
it-- it sucks.

It really, really sucks.

I thought we were on okay terms.

I mean, I know that her fiancé isn't
the biggest fan of me, but that's fine.

Send her a gift anyway.

Well, obviously. I mean, that's my plan.

All I have to say is
I don't think these b*tches are ready,

'cause we are about to take over.

Black and blonde Barbie.

[laughs]

-Let's sell this bitch.
-All right.

-I am ready. It's…
-[shouts]

Are you okay?

[both laugh]

[laughs] Did not happen.

[Christine] I can't wait till someone else
breaks their ankle in this house. [laughs]

["Gold Rays" by Summer Kennedy plays]

♪ Woo-hoo, woo-hoo ♪

-♪ Woo-hoo, woo-hoo ♪
-♪ Like a kite without a string ♪

♪ I can do anything… ♪

[Maya] Wow, this is beautiful.

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ I'm goin' up… ♪

Oh yeah!

-Oh wow!
-[Mary] How cute is this?

♪ On gold rays… ♪

Oh wait. This one says "Maya."

[Maya] Oh, wait. That's you, huh?

-That's my name.
-[Tina] That's Mary!

Hello! Hi!

♪ I'm walkin' on gold rays… ♪

Hi, honey. You look so pretty.

[Chrishell] You too.

-Oh wow, it's so cute.
-Oh, it's…

You're ready for a TikTok video.

I look TikTok-able?

My Spice Girl, right?

♪ I'm goin' high ♪

Yay. Hi.

[all cheer]

You're making me cry. You look beautiful.

Oh my gosh!

[Emma] Oh my God!

[Chrishell] So gorgeous!

Well, thank you guys so much for coming.

I can't say hi to everyone yet,
but I love you guys.

I want to give all of you a hug.

But… What? Do we drink yet?

[laughs]

So, you guys all have
invitations on your tables.

So, I'm actually doing a PETA campaign.

It's at a sanctuary, and the animals
are throwing me a bridal shower.

-[laughs]
-[women exclaim]

I'd love if all of you come in support.

This is gonna be an amazing day today.

I love you. Thank you
for being here to celebrate me.

[all] Cheers!

[Emma] We love you!

Let's drink.

[all chuckle]

[funky pop music plays]

♪ Do what you want… ♪

Can I get cheese added to the omelet?

Taking telephone poles down is possible,

but it's gonna be very, very expensive.

Say hi to Tarek!

-[laughs]
-[cheering]

"I haven't seen you in five minutes.
I miss you so much."

♪ I'm bracing through the seams ♪

Yeah.

Ooh, this looks good.

-Hi, girls!
-You look so beautiful.

Oh my gosh. That dress.

I'm just so happy to be surrounded
by all my best girlfriends and my family.

And all the girls in the office
came down to celebrate me.

And some had their doubts,

but I proved you wrong, ladies.

True love will last.

What's going on in the office?

'Cause I hadn't been up there.

We have a big announcement!

Jason wants me to be, like, a--

A boss! The boss.

-Awesome!
-I'm taking his place.

When he's gone--

-He'll be back and forth, and you'll be--
-[Amanza] She's our boss in LA.

OMG!

-Better be nice!
-[women laughing]

You're the new
office manager/boss, technically.

[Amanza] And I'm the new favorite.

-[Maya] Right.
-Oh, I see how it is.

So you can also fire agents,
basically, if you want to?

[Davina] Yeah!

Between Mary suddenly office manager,
and Chrishell with Jason,

it's like Christine's worst nightmare.

[all laugh]

-[Mary] Christine did come for the day.
-She is back!

Unfortunately.

-I wasn't there?
-[Mary] Yeah.

It was definitely…
some tension in the air. Would you…

-You could cut it with a Kn*fe?
-Yeah.

That's kind of an understatement.

She came in, it was just like…

-"Get back to work."
-"Let's look at the MLS! What's new?"

Every time she's around,
the energy changes.

I saw her last week, and I told her,
just be nice to people when she--

-[Mary] Well, she--
-She's like, "I'm gonna be nice."

I told her that too.
But she doesn't listen to us.

-Clearly.
-[Maya] We tried.

[Amanza] She said something shitty
about her the other day, I was like--

What did she say exactly?

At one point, she was like, "Davina would
do anything just to be accepted."

But basically, like…

"No matter what you hear
from Davina's mouth,

doesn't mean it's true,
because she'll go along with whatever,

because she just wants to be liked."

[Emma] That's a great friend.

I'm like, "Maybe they had a falling out."

"Maybe they don't hang out as much."

-It seemed…
-[Davina] No, we didn't.

…rude to say to somebody
who's one of your closest friends.

But let me ask you, do any of you guys
feel like I'm kissing your ass,

or I'm desperately trying to be liked?

[awkward music plays]

You are being…

-Real.
-[Mary] Like, real and--

-Right.
-[Mary] Nice. You're not causing problems.

-So--
-I'm being authentic.

-I… I mean, I think it's huge.
-Thank you.

So, where does
your relationship stand now?

I only ask because
I wanna know how open we can be.

I care about her,
but I'm, like, not as close.

I'm a little bit disappointed.

Look, I'm not kissing anybody's ass.
I'm not. I mean… I don't know.

-I'm gonna go make my rounds--
-Yeah. Go.

The question is,
do I say anything, you know?

I don't understand
what is the problem or--

Just leave it?

Why fight with the girls and… Why?

[Davina] I've been loyal to Christine
and had her back when no one else did.

So, for her to now say
that I'm trying hard to get liked

when I've been really
understanding with her is really hurtful.

Like a slap in the face.

If she continues

to throw people under the bus
that have been trying to help her,

she's going to end up with no one.

[Mary] I know! I'm--

So, are you upset
with this Christine thing with TMZ?

[Chrishell] Yeah. Obviously.

It's frustrating.

[Maya] What did Jason say?

If she keeps doing that,
it would make no sense to keep her there.

Like, he would fire her. So…

It's just not the smartest thing
to try and take your boss down publicly,

in a way that says things that, like…

There's so much to prove that's not true.

But if she could least stop continuing
to try to, like, take me down,

that'd be nice. But it'll never happen.

Everybody, please keep eating.

I wanna talk about the day
that Heather and my brother met.

My best friend was actually on the boat.

There's a text, July 4th, 2019.

[exclaims]

Me… I say, "How's it going?
How's the boat?"

She goes, "Really fun.
I think your brother met someone."

[all shout]

I said, "So, did he get her number?"

And she said, "I'm not sure."

"She left, went back on the other boat…"

[all laugh]

"…and then he got sad
and now he's downstairs pouting."

-[all laughing]
-[Heather] Oh my gosh.

-"He told me she's his dream girl."
-[all] Aw…

[woman] That's so cute!

[Angelique] So,
cheers to Heather and Tarek.

[all] Cheers!

-[Chrishell] Cheers, Heather!
-[Heather] Cheers. I love you.

I love all of you. Thank you. I love you.

[Angelique] You're directed to open gifts.

All right. Gifts?

Is there any I shouldn't open,
girls? [laughs]

My mother-in-law is here, my mom is here,

and my friends can be very naughty.

So, I'm worried that I'm gonna be
opening up, like, sex toys and handcuffs

and whips and chains.

So, just not in front
of my mother-in-law, you guys.

Hello?

[all cheer]

-Oh my God!
-[Maya] Oh, wow.

I need to wear that for my husband
at some point. I gotta spice things up.

[Heather] Chrishell.

Chrishell always gets me the good stuff!

[Amanza] I know this one's
gonna be naughty.

[all laugh]

Stunning!

-[Amanza] Pretty.
-I love… Wow.

Crotchless.

[all laugh]

Oh! With the bow?

-Hello!
-[Emma] Sexy.

TSA-approved loop.

[all laugh]

OMG. What is this?

Vegan bondage set.

[all laugh]

[Heather] Mom, don't listen.

[all laugh]

"Tie me, tease me."

[Maya] Oh my God.

-[Chrishell] Keep going.
-"Eff me." [laughs]

Yeah!

Am I red? [laughs]

Chrishell may act and look innocent,
but I knew there's a naughty side in her.

This bondage kit is for sure
coming on the honeymoon. [laughs]

I love you all so much. This made my day.

Like, I'm so emotional

seeing you all together,
all my best friends…

[voice breaks] …and my family.

[all] Aw…

[woman 2] We love you.

[scattered applause]

I love you guys. I know.

This day has been more magical
than I could have ever dreamed of.

My heart is just so happy,
and I cannot wait to be Mrs. El Moussa!

[woman 3] There is
one last surprise out front.

-[gasps] What is it?
-[woman 3] I don't know.

-Do I go now?
-[woman 3] Yeah, go.

Okay. I'll be right back.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

Who's this from?

[chuckles]

[Davina] That's… I mean, that's intense.

-[Maya] Wow.
-What?

"A soulmate is someone
who challenges you to be better,

someone who can't stand seeing you sad,

someone faithful, loyal, committed to you,

someone who wants
to grow old with you and gray with you."

"I'm so happy you found
your missing piece. Love you."

From Christine.

[intriguing music plays]

[Maya] Are you guys getting married?

[Amanza] It looks like her wedding.

Did she take it from her reception
and move it to your…

I don't really know what to say.

Never misses a good opportunity
to try and steal the show.

I get that Christine wanted
to make some sort of impact

and make peace with Heather.

Did I think it was appropriate
to send those huge flowers

that basically took
the whole parking lot at Fashion Island?

Probably not.
She could've done something smaller.

-[Tina] I feel like she's trying.
-No, Tina. You see--

[Emma] You missed a lot.
You missed far too much.

[Amanza] Look, I get along with the girl.
I like her, but I'm like--

-[Emma] Inappropriate?
-[Amanza] A bit much.

[Amanza] Christine,
as calculated as she is

and as evil as it may come across,

she knows exactly what she's doing,

and that gift was to make sure
that her presence was known,

when she wasn't invited.

[music fades]

[Amanza] I mean, I don't know.
It's a little much.

What do you guys think?
Like, a gesture to say sorry?

It's a gesture. It's nice.

[Emma] It's inappropriate.

It's inappropriate.

It's very sweet and thoughtful.

You guys try to sugarcoat everything!

It is sweet!

But I mean… I think it's inappropriate
to try and steal your day.

But that's-- It's not my day.

But I'm protective of you, and I love you,

so that's-- that's my two cents.

Christine wasn't even invited,
but of course, somehow, finds a way

to potentially steal
the spotlight away from Heather.

It's ridiculous.

I mean, Christine is a narcissist

and probably the worst human
I've ever met in my life.

I mean, it's an olive branch to try--

Olive branch? It's the whole f*cking tree.

Well, there you go.
That says a lot, then, doesn't it?

Well, I haven't seen her, I haven't
talked to her since Jason's party, and…

You know, that's where we are.

The flowers were over the top,
but that's Christine, always over the top.

I mean, she had a damn zebra at her,
you know, engagement party.

But I think, honestly,
everyone was in shock.

And to be honest, it kind of ruined
the end of my party, because

I'd hate to say there was ill intentions,

but is this genuine?

Is it from her heart?

I really don't know. I mean,

who knows if
we're gonna to hear the truth?

[Emma] That's so disingenuous. Like, who…

[Mary] Are you f*cking kidding me?

-[Emma] Are you--
-[Mary] Want attention more?

We haven't had a friendship
for a very long time. So…

-[Maya] I think it caught you by surprise.
-It caught me by surprise.

[Amanza] That is ridiculous.

[Emma] Inappropriate,
to be honest with you.

[Amanza] Christine… Shut the f*ck up.

[traffic sounds]

[phone chirps]

Thank you. [typing]

[phone chirps]

[sniffs]

-[exhales]
-["A Little Bit Dangerous" by CRMNL plays]

♪ Let out of the cage ♪

♪ Took my chains away ♪

♪ I'm so tough to tame now ♪

♪ Look at what you made me
Look at what you made me do ♪

♪ Cold heart, with a smile ♪

♪ I'm free, extra wild ♪

♪ Locked up, for a while now… ♪

[Christine] Hello!

Well, I have been waiting
and waiting for you.

I know I've been waiting
for myself too, my whole life.

It's not the best way
to start off a conversation

when we haven't seen each other--

Okay. I need you
to chill out, first of all.

Don't talk to me like that.

I opened up to come here
and have a talk with you.

Don't tell me to stop,
don't tell me to chill.

♪ I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit
I'm a little bit dangerous ♪

♪ Woo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ Woo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ A little bit dangerous ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ I'm a little bit dangerous ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo
Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ I'm a little bit dangerous ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ Oo, oo, oo, oo ♪

♪ I'm what you're waiting for ♪

♪ I'm what you're waiting for ♪

♪ A little bit ♪