- Previously on the hills...
It looked like stephanie had
Started some nasty
rumors about me.
It's all drama and bull[...]
With you.
- You have just, like,
the bitchiest attitude.
- Okay.
But at least brody always
had my back.
Who knows?
- I know. Stephanie.
- Lately though, brody seemed
more into audrina.
- She is lookin' pretty good.
- Even if audrina was starting
to date ryan.
- You came over to my apartment
And then wouldn't stop
calling me.
- Spencer's anger was getting
way out of control.
- Here I'm talking about my
little [...] Sister,
Who's not relevant to my life.
- And none of us knew how
to deal with him.
- You're crazy.
You lost it.
- But it was about to become
clear
That as far as spencer was
concerned,
We hadn't seen anything yet.
- Whoa, that was a good set.
Are you gonna go to this rager
at spencer and heidi's,
Little enzo's birthday?
- I don't know.
I think it's kind of weird
That heidi's having this party
for a six-year-old.
- Really?
I think it's completely normal.
- I mean, I guess stephanie
won't be there,
So that's a good thing.
Whatever, I'm over it.
I'm moving on.
- [Whistles]
- The pratts are a bunch
of crazy, crazy kids.
- I mean, obviously.
- I don't know if I really like
Being around spencer anymore.
I mean, you saw him at my house,
the barbecue.
- He was a little worked up.
- Yeah, god.
- Oh, this kid can surf.
Watch, watch, watch.
Oh, come on, do something.
Why'd you gotta do that?
- What about audrina and ryan?
- What about them?
- They seem like they're happy.
- I just don't know
what their deal is.
Like, is she dating him
or is she not?
- I think that they're more
serious
Than they let everyone believe.
- Yeah.
- Are you upset?
- Whatever.
Would I hook up with her?
Yeah.
- Are you gonna go surf?
- I can just lounge here
with you
And just cuddle on the beach.
- Cuddle up on my little
blanket?
Come here, brody.
- I think I'll move
a little bit closer.
Ah.
There we go.
Yeah, this is better
than surfing.
[Upbeat pop rock music]
- ♪ Whoa! ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ ♪
- It's for a seven-year-old's
birthday.
His name's enzo,
And he's our neighbor's kid.
So I was thinking we could have,
like, some animals here.
- Yes.
- Maybe some wizards over here.
- That would be great.
- Whatever you think that would
Just be the biggest,
Best party
for a seven-year-old.
- Oh, beautiful.
- Hi, honey.
- What's going on?
- Good to see you.
- What's the surprise?
- This is lisa, the party
planner
From happiness unlimited.
We are just planning
Enzo's birthday party.
- What?
- Since, you know, they don't
have as much space as we do--
- Um, babe, we already
discussed--
You told me you were gonna throw
a little thing for enzo,
But you didn't say we were gonna
need a party planner
And do, like, an event.
- I'm sure when you were young
Your mom threw you
great parties,
You know, and--
- Key word, "mom."
Bam!
His mom lives down the street.
Let's go have her throw him
the party.
- Honey, I think you need to
take a breath,
Because you're coming
into this situation
Very negative.
Everything's gonna be fun.
- It could be good
for your spirit.
- So we're working
on my spirit, okay.
- We're working on your spirit,
And we're gonna have
some of your friends here,
So it's like a party
for both of you.
- Great, love you guys.
See you later.
Oh, yeah, mm-hmm.
- I think he's gonna love it.
He just needs to lighten up.
- Hey, guys, I'm having a party
With all my six-year-old
friends.
- He's yelling in there.
- We're gonna play laser tag.
[Rock music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ We never settle down ♪
♪ And we don't play around ♪
♪ And if you're up
to the challenge ♪
♪ Then we'll knock you down ♪
♪ ♪
- [Laughing]
- That sounds all right.
[Revs engine]
- Damn.
- Wow.
- Sounds good, huh?
- Sounds awesome.
- Who needs a girlfriend
when you got this thing?
I'm gonna be honest with that.
Oh, man.
My dream car since I've been
18 years old.
- This your new girlfriend?
- This is my main chick.
- Is she coming bowling
with us tonight?
- 100%.
- Kristin's gonna look real good
Sitting right there
in the passenger seat.
- Been there, done that, bro.
Yes, I love kristin.
I think she's a very cool girl.
I enjoy hanging out with her.
I consider her my friend,
though.
- The other night I saw you were
talking to audrina.
- Me and audrina
have sort of a past.
We have a chemistry.
I think you know what I'm
talking about.
Bottom line is, guys, I'm gonna
go out with one chick tonight.
- Which one?
- Kristin.
- And her name is betty.
- So "t," you're gonna take
the ferrari.
I'm gonna take the porsche.
And you're gonna take your lady.
- We're gonna go race.
- And let's race.
[Jumping rap music]
♪ ♪
- Oh!
Oh-oh-oh.
- Oh!
Do your dance.
You need to dance.
Do a dance.
- Need some help
with your sh*t here?
- I do.
You want to help me?
- I think we need to change
something here on the score.
- Shut up.
I'm exhausted.
- I don't know.
- He likes you.
- I like him too.
Obviously I like brody.
I've liked brody for seven years
of my life.
- We got the crew.
- Hi.
- Hey, guys.
- How are you?
- Good.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hello, beautiful.
How are you doing?
- Good. How are you?
- Good. Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
- You think they'll let me
bowl in these?
- I don't know about that.
Actually, they'll probably
slide around nice.
- I don't know if these are
regulation.
- Fruitiest shoes I've ever seen
in my life.
- Twinkle toes, ten inches
Off the ground,
light on his feet.
- I just can't let him--
I can't let him win,
You know what I mean?
I just can't.
- No.
- God!
- That's it.
- It doesn't fit my fingers.
If I was bowling, bowling this
Would be something different.
- Hey brody, so I thought it was
gonna be boys' bowling.
Now it's, like, couples bowling.
- It's not couples bowling,
Because there's no couple
between me and kristin.
We're hanging out.
We're friends.
- You're flirting though.
- Yeah, we flirt.
We always flirt.
- No, I mean, like,
I still don't understand,
Like, why he'd be mad at me
or us.
Are you ready to go?
- Oh, watch this.
Oh!
- All right, we're out.
- Mwah.
- ♪ Time to disappear ♪
- Bye.
- Bye.
- I'll text you.
- ♪ 'Cause I ♪
♪ Can't make you happy ♪
♪ What's the point ♪
♪ In staying here with you? ♪
- ♪ Get down, get down,
get down, get down, get down ♪
♪ You know it's where it's at ♪
♪ I got you shaking fat ♪
♪ And tell the dj to... ♪
[Kids cheering]
- Cannonball!
♪ ♪
- Yay! Whoo!
King enzo!
Happy birthday! Whoo!
Oh, my gosh.
- This is scary.
- No, we're good.
- I can't believe there's
an elephant up here.
I'm still tripping on that.
I keep looking at it and going,
"Why is there an elephant?"
- Right, there's a giant
pachyderm.
- Oh, this does not look fun.
- This is spencer's life.
This is what he's created
for himself.
- Just think about spencer
three years ago,
And look at him right now.
This is a nightmare.
No chicks.
A bunch of little kids.
- So that's why you
brought me here,
To come see some chicks, huh?
- I thought there'd be some
chicks here.
Some older ones.
- You just wanted audrina
or kristin to come here.
- Dude, I just figured with so
many little kids,
There's gotta be hot moms.
- Dude, you've been
all over audrina lately.
- What?
- You guys looked pretty
comfortable though.
I saw actual chemistry--
- They've always had
that though, always.
- There's plenty of fish
- lost inin the sea.
I don't need to dip
into the homey's seconds.
♪ When with you I can a♪
- I love boots.
Oh, I like those a lot.
.
- I love boots.
Than the newer ones actually.
Ose are so cute.
- I love boots.
Chunky heels are easier
to walk in too.
- I know,o cute.
They're so much easier.
So how are you and ryan?
What's going on?
- Um, we're doing really good.
We havn
Away
Tural.
We havn
En I'm happy for you.
- But I feel like it's gotten
En I'm happy for you.
To the point where, like,
The talk needs to happen.
- Have the talk then.
I think that if you want
to be in a relationship,
It makes no sense to sit here
and wonder.
.
I think that if you want
to be in a relationship,
- I thin
just talk to him.
Makes no sense not to.
- Oh, hopefully he'll want
to commit.
- I know.
Ome sizes?
- Oh, hopefully he'll want
to commit.
- Can I get these in a 7 1/2?
- Oh, yeah,
can I try these on too?
- Yes, absolutely.
Let me see what I have.
- Are you going
to enzo's birthday?
- I don't know, um...
- Spencer's crazy.
- Crazy.
But I feel like any time
you call heidi,
It's like spencer's right there
listening.
.
I feel like she can't even
breathe, you know?
Like, he's always--
he just controls her.
- ♪ I just want to run
hide it away ♪
♪ Run because
they're chasing me down ♪
♪ I just want to run
throw it away ♪
- Whoo! Enzo!
Yay, enzo!
Happy birthday, whoo!
- I gotta be honest.
This is the most fun
I've had at a party
In a long time, truly.
- Yeah.
- No, no,
'Cause this is the first time
I've been at a party
Where there aren't people
I want to m*rder...
- Where's your sister at?
- I have a sister?
- Yeah, yeah, her name's
stephanie.
- That was in my old life.
- Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
- I'm gonna send him after
darlene.
Just gonna put him on a plane,
"go get heidi's mom."
- What happened there?
- Heidi goes home because,
Like, she wanted, like,
motherly love.
Guess her mom didn't have a good
run on the mountain that day,
Because when heidi got there,
She decided to try to r*pe my
wife emotionally
In every single crevice
on her body.
- It was one of the worst
experiences
I've ever had in my life.
- Why? What happened?
Was she concerned or was she--
- No, no, it was more about,
Like, "how come I wasn't there,
and how come I didn't know?"
And it was all about, like, her
And not like,
"are you okay?"
- Think she's offended that her
work of art
Wasn't good enough.
But she's not god.
She didn't make heidi.
She's just a vag*na.
- Whoa, spencer.
- I'm just real.
God made heidi.
- She was really upset.
She just wasn't prepared.
And yeah, she handled a lot of
it wrong.
- Holly, this is my house.
You keep defending her,
I'm gonna ask you to leave.
- It's my mom.
- Well, you can defend her
off of our property
In about five seconds,
so just stop.
Thank you.
- Just take a breath.
- And I'm being so serious
right now.
I will personally carry you
off this property.
- You're fine, take a breath.
Take a breath.
- You hear that, lamby?
- You guys sound like you have
a lot of stress in your life.
You need a break from all this.
- I need a lamb to love.
- I need a [...] Drink now.
- ♪ Sick of this static ♪
♪ Hey now, it's overdramatic ♪
♪ Give me a break
I won't have it ♪
♪ I'm so fed up
with this static ♪
[Building rock music]
♪ ♪
- Have you ever been here?
- No, I like it.
- So what did you think
of all of my friends?
- They're all, like, nice-ish.
What's up with, brody?
He's, like,
trying to make me jealous.
He's like, "yeah, you know,
Me and audrina have been
flirting back and forth."
I'm like, "really?"
- Could you sense the drama?
- Well, I just--i didn't know,
Like--i mean, like,
I've known you forever
But I didn't know if, like,
you'd want to invite
That into, like, our life.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- I don't do that.
Like, if we're gonna be
together, like,
I want our relationship
to be opposite
Of all that stuff, you know?
Like, I want it to be
the best relationship ever.
- That means a lot.
So does that mean
we're exclusive?
- You mean, like, you were
Actually thinking
that we weren't?
- No, I knew we were.
- The second that we started
hanging out I was like,
"I'm not even thinking about
another girl."
This is...
Amazing.
- I'm so happy with you.
- ♪ Let me guide your steps ♪
♪ And I'll move you in time ♪
♪ We'll dance the night ♪
- Well, well, well.
- Oh, my god.
- Hey.
- Did you show up?
- Can you believe it?
- It's incredible.
What's up?
You look--you look hot.
- Thanks. So do you.
- Really?
I got real dressed up,
nice and classy.
- I'm very surprised actually.
I thought you'd be in a t-shirt
and flip-flops.
- I didn't see you
at enzo's birthday party,
That was, first of all,
it was the most
Awkward thing I've ever been to
in my whole life.
- Who was there?
Enzo and all his little friends?
- Like, john and mike.
- I wanted to meet enzo.
- It was still awkward,
Because I don't know enzo
that well.
- Oh, neither do I but--
- But spencer was out of his
mind, you know, as always.
- How's heidi?
- Seems like there's a big issue
with holly and spencer.
Like, spencer will go to throw
holly out of the house
And try to strangle her
Across the little kiddie table.
- Are you serious?
- He wanted to.
It's an interesting world
They live in over there.
- [Laughing] god.
- That's so funny
that we introduced them.
- Look what we did.
- I was about to say--
- Look what we did.
- God!
[Laughter]
I feel terrible.
- I know.
- Who keeps on texting me?
Oh, audrina is texting me.
- Shut up.
Oh, look,
it's all my boyfriends.
- Yeah.
- Oh, wow, I have a lot
of boyfriends.
- That sounds really believable.
- [Laughs]
- So did you hook up
with audrina or not?
- Why do you care?
- I don't care that much.
- Why would you ask then?
- Please, brody--
- Would you mind if I
hooked up with her?
- No, I wouldn't mind.
- Not at all?
- If you didn't lie to me,
I wouldn't mind.
[Both chuckle]
- Cabrera though, really?
- I know.
I mean, he's a nice guy.
I like him, but, like--
Well, I don't know.
[Both laugh]
- "Oh, I don't know."
[Thoughtful rock music]
♪ ♪
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Oh, I'm so glad they cleaned up
After that elephant.
- Sorry I didn't stay longer
to help you out.
- No, it's good.
We got it covered.
Everything's okay with you?
- Well, to be honest,
I was really shocked
At some of the things
that spencer was saying.
- That whole thing was just--
- Whoa.
What's the vibe in here, ladies?
A little tense.
[Whistles]
Hello, sister.
- Hi, brother.
- How are you?
- We were just talking
about you.
- Hope all good things.
- I felt really disrespected
At enzo's birthday.
I thought by this time
You would have enough respect
for me
That you would be able
To refrain from speaking
about my mom like that
In front of me.
- [Breathes deeply]
For me, that was the best--
Like, I was proud of myself
for not doing
What I wanted to do to you.
'Cause what I wanted to do
and say to you, dear--
Whoo--
I didn't 'cause I was praying,
praying
Like I do every day
To not say the things
that I want to say
To you, to your mom.
No, no, I'm not--that's why--
Do you see how I'm not saying
them?
- Yeah.
- I'm very proud of myself.
- Look like your head's about
to explode,
So just take a breath.
- So I'm sorry
if I disrespected you,
But I'm very emotional these
days.
Very, very.
So I say things that I feel.
- I was the one that wanted
to k*ll anybody
That would ever talk like that
about my sister,
And I still would.
But that goes for my mom too.
And as a family,
That's how we all should be.
- Well, I didn't say anything
negative about your mom.
Your mom is just the vag*na that
made heidi come onto earth.
Your mom is not jesus or god...
- She never said she was!
- Or the creator,
So why can't I say that?
So why can't I say that?
- Because it's disrespecting
your mother.
The bible says, "honor thy
mother and father."
That's one of
the ten commandments.
- Preacher, preacher,
this isn't bible study.
- You guys are the ones always
Preaching all the time,
And practice what you
freaking teach.
- No one's preaching here.
This is life.
- Let's all take a breath.
- You're not her sister;
you're not her friend.
You're a liar,
And I'm gonna walk away
from these lies,
'Cause she's gonna sit here
And keep lying to you.
You're the biggest poser
in this town.
You know it, and you're gonna
burn for it.
- Stop it.
Stop it, spencer!
Spencer, that's so out of line.
Spencer, that's so out of line.
- Go back to
your real estate job,
You [...] Liar.
- I'm sorry, that was really
out of line.
- All I do is love you.
If he doesn't like me,
We're never gonna be okay.
- That's not true.
It doesn't matter if he likes
you or not, holly.
You can call me.
- I don't even
have your number,
And he's always with you.
He scares me.
- He doesn't scare you.
- He scares me.
- I don't know what to say.
I'm just so sick of this,
all of this.
- Me too.
- I just don't wanna do
this anymore.
- ♪ I got too much on my mind ♪
♪ You take too much of my time ♪
♪ I shouldn't be
thinking about you ♪
♪ Fed up
I've had it baby ♪
♪ I shouldn't be thinking
about you ♪
- We're clear you're not
welcome here, right?
- Wait till I walk all the way
Away and then yell at me.
- I wanted to make sure you were
off the property.
- Whatever.
- Exactly, exactly.
- You're pathetic.
- Next time I'll call
the police.
- You scared
of a little [...] Girl?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
keep walking back to colorado.
No one wants you in hollywood.
Keep walking.
- ♪ We through ♪
♪ You say the stone
got tissues ♪
♪ But I ain't gonna deal
with your issues ♪
♪ You ain't winning this time
you just lose ♪
♪ You're really making me
sick as the flu ♪
♪ I got too much on my mind ♪
♪ I shouldn't be thinking
about you ♪
♪ You take too much of my time ♪
♪ I shouldn't be thinking
about you ♪
♪ Girl, you aggravate me ♪
♪ I shouldn't be thinking
about you ♪
♪ Fed up
I've had it, baby ♪
♪ I shouldn't be thinking
about you ♪
♪ I got too much on my mind ♪
♪ I shouldn't be thinking
about you ♪
06x03 - Elephant in the Room
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Reality series documented the lives of several students attending Laguna Beach High School as they completed secondary education.
Reality series documented the lives of several students attending Laguna Beach High School as they completed secondary education.