You know, from this angle,
he's a very attractive woman.
Too bad Courtney's in France.
She would love this.
I'm not funny people. Year
after year I have put up with
your mischief week in the
good name of Halloween. But
this? This has turned my
blood cold. Nathaniel Lucky
Winslow was a Revolutionary
w*r hero. I must ask that the
person responsible for this
atrocity stepped forward.
OK, it looks like we'll have
to launch an official
investigation into thisoutrage.
OK, that was a unique take
on Glenda, the Good witch.
Nice job, Miranda. OK, folks,
give us a minute here and I
think we'll have our cast.
Your audition was really
good, too, Mace. I don't
know. I think my adroit's got
it the way of my accent.
Well, you can hardly notice.
Honest Macy, I wish I could
cast you off, but there are
only so many snitches in
Salem. So without further
ado, here's our main cast of
this year's production of I,
Spy Witch. The role of
Reverend John Wentworth will
be played by Dodie Bishop.
But Miss Zorski? That's a boy
's part. True, But no boys
auditioned for any part, not
even the lead roles.
I will do everything within
my powers to bring
authenticity and compassion
despite any gender confusion.
Glad to hear it, Dodie. The
role of Priscilla the girl
believed to be under the
spell of witchcraft, will be
played by Macy Lightfoot.
And the role of Mrs. Putnam
will be played by Lizzie
Lapoth, yes.
And the role of Goody
Webster, the innocent girl
who stands trial as a witch,
will be played by Ginger
Foully. Good
job, Ginger. Missorski,
there's been some sort of
mistake. Everybody knows that
I was supposed to play Goodie
Webster. I already learned
all the lines. Then tell
you what, let's make you
Ginger's understudy, and
we'll give you the role of
Villager #3.
Priscilla Putnam, that would
be B, falls into a weird coma
thing and won't wake up. And
because of that, Webster,
your daughter, the star of
the play, is accused of being
a witch even though she's
really not. Sounds like my
high school years and the
entire village is taking
charge to make up stories
about poor goodie, but my
character doesn't believe a
word of it. I've struck a dub
for that part of the play,
but then Priscilla wakes up
and tells everyone the truth.
Sounds terrific. Girls here,
stare this a SEC for me. I
need to rinse the
maraschinos. What is it?
Well, they call it cobweb.
Surprise, I call it candied
spaghetti. But this is the
stuff that Halloween is made
out of. Mod would be so
proud.
Carl, I'm warning you. Car
companion Bob had better have
both arms attached and
inflated by the time I leave
for work tonight.
The hoods, we are out of
shape. Well, it's been awhole year.
Help, Mrs. Boutley. Mom.
Macy's fainted.
Halloween is officially
begun. We were
just dancing, having fun. You
were dancing in the woods and
now this poor child, Weeks.
Not from her sleep. Miss
Dorski? Yes, Dodie, I'm
confused. If my character
believes Goodie Webster is
innocent, why is he asking
his questions? He's stating
them for the sake of irony.
Oh, so I shouldn't really
believe me when I ask it. Why
don't we pick it up at thesong, everyone?
There's no way we'll ever
believe you. This girl that
sleeps. Don't tell us. What
did you do?See
the words you can't deny so
on the power ye shall.
Good old fashioned Santa
BBQ. Oh,
I can't help but notice
you're quite handy with that
paintbrush, Mr. Zipper. Yeah,
I was going to use the
roller, but it was
broken. So.
The truth in all of our Boo
Hoo. She's. Oh, it's Just
watch her fly. Don't you eventry.
Just try to blind me,
Patterson. I'll still find
that culprit. There's
no way we'll ever believe
you. There must be something
more that I can do.
Pro to us, you're not a
witch. You're late. I've
already snitched a beast
around our Salem BBQ.
Loved your mischief Night
makeover on the statue? Mitzi
emailed me the photo. You
know too much. Don't worry,
your secret's safe with me.
Good 'cause nobody likes a
snitch. It just
doesn't seem like something
Ginger Foully would do. Need
I remind you that she
practically served time for
that bank sign incident?
Miranda, these are some
serious charges to make
without any real evidence.
Trust me, Principal Milty,
I'm sure that tomorrow you'll
find what you're looking for.
Oh, face it low. It's been a
long time since Bones 101.
Help, It's coming over with a
rusty garden hole I can
barely hold my guts in. Oh,
is this my spleen?
It was a total accident,
Missus Fowley. It slipped out
of my hands. Listen, you two,
I paid good money for that.
Calves litter. And like it or
not, it's dinner. Man,
this stinks. Gosh, Mrs.
Foundley, I know it's fake
and it still squeebs me.
We were dancing. Got your
experience, but there's no
evil here.
Excellent Faint Priscilla.
Oh, wow. Good job, Mace
Macy.
Hoods where Halloween duds.
Don't be so hard on yourself,
Carl. You had me scared.
Yeah, but you're not my mom.
Yeah, well, duh. Maude would
be so disappointing me. Oh,
that old lady was the king of
tricks. She were here, she'd
know what to do. Yeah, Too
bad she's dead and
everything. What? I
meant that what's P Bishop,
you are a genius.
But Carl, your mom was going
to make you eat that.
Why shall we not believe what
Goody is saying? Because here
my child sits stricken down
by a handle of witchcraft.
How else is she struck them
except by witchery? She or
dance? And I tell you
dancing, I would like say we
who stand here and accuse
this child of witchery.
Wait for no man to accuse
you, Goody Webster. Declare
it yourself. You have
discovered witchcraft.
OK, Hood, now close your
eyes and concentrate. I don't
know, Carl. I'm kind of too
nervous to concentrate.
Spirits, hear me. This
is Carl Feltley calling Maude
Webley. Come in, Maude,
Webley. Oh well,
no answer. Let's go get somespaghetti.
This is Carl. We need
your help mod.
Are you there?
That was so close, Yo. Maybe
she doesn't want her
gallstone back, huh? You
might be right, Hoods. I
mean, why would she want to
come back for her old junk?
We need new stuff, you know,
make it worth her while.
Ski, I may have a word with
you. Please take five,
everyone. Your Old English
accent is really good,Miranda.
I was born for the stage,
everyone, I'm very sorry to
report that one of you stands
accused of a crime. There's
no way we'll ever
believe you, folks.
This is for real. Although
I'm certain these claims are
grossly out of line. Let the
evidence speak the truth,
Miss Zorski. Ginger, would
you please get your things?
Can somebody let me out?
What's going on? I have noidea.
Would you mind emptying the
contents of your knapsack,
please?I guess not.
No. That stuff isn't mine.
I don't know how it got
there. Ginger Foully, I'm
afraid I'm going to have to
suspend you from school as
well as this fine musical
production. Let's go. But but
Principal Melty, I didn't do
it. I'm innocent.
Lookout Salem. There's a new
goodie in town.
What if you didn't do it?
What was that stuff doing in
your knapsack?I don't know,
mom. Someone must have put it
there. There was no doubt
that bye bye that Halloween
brings out the worst in
people. Carl, this isn't very
comfortable. Don't tell
me Brussels sprouts? No
Mutant spinach, Organically
grown. OK, now I'm
scared. Yeah, but not in a
good way. Come on, Hood.
Hey, don't come crying to me
if you're running to a hungry
goat. Look, Ginger, I believe
you. I promise that first
thing Monday, I'll go see
Principal Milting and see if
we can't set things straight.
Thanks, Mom, but the play
will be over by then. Oh, I'm
sorry, kiddo. I tried.
There's nothing more I can do
tonight if the man won't
answer his phone. We better
go, Macy. All right. Sorry
you can't be there with us,
Ginger. That's OK. Have a
good show, you guys. Trench.
Why don't you go and enjoy
the play from the audience? I
I don't know. Oh come on,
Ginger. Won't be the same
without you. No, it'll be too
hard to see Miranda getting
all the fun. I think I'll
just stay home and write or
something. Hey, break a leg,huh?
May I be the first to tell
you that is a fetching look
for you, Sir. It's a shame
your Mama cannot be here to
see it. Well then, perhaps
you might document my
Halloween escapades. We can
e-mail the photos to Mama
and Courtney, along with this
one I intercepted from her
website. You are a little
devil, Sir.
What are you, Wolfgang
Amadeus Mozart? That's
stupid. And watch, pray tell,
are you mutant spinach?
Hi yourself. We've come to
take you away and see if dead
people want you. So there.
And the rumors started to
arise. But what was that
lies in Salem town?
I spy A wish. I wish. I spy a
wicked wish. I
spy.
A witch.
That's for Mod. You can't hit
on it. Carl Fuckley. I'd
remember an explanation. It's
quite simple, Blakey boy. We
need a little Halloween help
from the great beyond, and
we're treating you in this
other stuff for the advice.
You wouldn't. Don't worry.
I'm sure they'll send you
back in time to go trick or
treating. You're not that
much fun. Crippling. You can
say that again. OK, now
everybody quiet.
Spirit, hear me? This is Carl
Feltley calling Mark
Webley. Come in, Maude,
We've got something for you.
It's about time you called.
Lord, is it you? Well, no.
Technically, it's your chubby
sidekick. I'm just using his
body right now. Carl, I
believe I've had an accident.
Hang on a second, Mod.
Listen, I need your help. I
can't scare my mom for
anything. I think I might
have lost the Halloween
spirit. You haven't
lost anything, kid. You're
good. Problem is that mother
of yours is better. That's
why Marty's here to help. But
First things first, give methat picture.
Check this out.
Very impressive evidence Mod.
Ginger will be quite pleased.
I thought she might. It's the
least I can do for croaking
at a fancy dinner party.
Lovely meeting you, nicely
going. I
was going to let you take
them back to the other side
if you wanted. 2 High
Strung.
Come on. My host is hungry.
Did you know that your mother
still thinks it was her
mushroom caps that k*lled me?
Come on, hoodie mod.
Oh boy, is he top heavy.
Great to see you, Maude. Same
here, small fry. Come on,
let's go have some fun with
that mother of yours.
Happy Halloween. Trick or
treat?Blows. Remain calm.
You're having an episode.
I said trick or treat.
Don't mind if I don't and put
that mind of yours to rest.
It wasn't your mushroom caps
that k*lled me. Between you
and me, I think it was the
rash. Oh,
where is my head? This is for
your ginger. She could use
it. Maybe even in time for
the curtain call. Take Care
now. Happy Halloween.
Ginger. That
was sweet. Mod, when it comes
to Halloween, you are the
best. I'm glad you looked me
up. And hey, thanks for
taking good care of my
gallstone. I worked hard to
make that baby. I'll cherish
it always.
Bye.
Where am I? You are not going
to believe what you justmissed hoods.
Three night air. My Priscilla
were ever so close to evil,
for how else is she struck?
Dumb, except by the hand of
witchery. But I am innocent.
I am not a witch. I know not
a witch. If you not know a
witch, then how ye know you
not a witch?
Dancing in the courts. And
now this poor child is
stricken dumb by the hand of
witchcraft. She wakes not
from her sleep. Tell us,
goody Webster, did you or did
you not conjure demons? We
were just dancing, having
fun. They are both but
children. And why shall we
not believe? What good are
you saying? Check this out.
I knew it, Judger.
I'm innocent. I say innocent.
Wait for no man to accuse
you, Cody Webster. Declare it
yourself. You have crafted a
witch. What are you?
I mean, I know not what you
speak of. I am an innocent
girl. I have to say, not
goody. Webster. You are so
guilty. This girl has been
making witches.
You've all lost you stupid
minds. I'm innocent. Cody was
communicating with the spirit
world. I saw her. I saw her
too. You did not. She is the
befriend mine either. She
said. That's a witch who
caught your spirits, is what
she is. And that a very nice
person. She's a conjuring
dancer. Knock it off, Lizzie.
Just tell the truth, Goody.
You crafted a witch. Never.
There's nothing but evil
here. Evil, I tell
ye.
Fine. You want to know the
truth? It was me, not Ginger
Feltley. Me. I did it. I
turned that stupid statue of
Nathaniel Winslow into a
witch. It was just
a joke. You have made your
wicked magic goodie Webster,
and now he shall pay.
Well, the innocent walk free.
Will someone let me out of
this thing? That was really
good. Dodie thanks. I'll say
goosebump city.
Well, now we know the truth.
Come on, ginger, time to take
our bows, I said. Let me
out.
01x17 - I Spy A Witch
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Series focuses on a junior high school (later high school) girl named Ginger Foutley who, with her friends, tries to become more than a social geek.
Series focuses on a junior high school (later high school) girl named Ginger Foutley who, with her friends, tries to become more than a social geek.