01x01 - Joska Co

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okay

we find our opportunity

sure something beautiful this job's just

amazing for us

itself

the fire at music 's star Christina

Aguilera's week

of fire including not only her clothes

but her spare clothes as well hello in

other news

hello Miss Aguilera I am yoshika I could

not have noticed you shopping for new

underwear may I suggest low-cut red

number over there yeah it would look so

good on you hi Papa

it is almost time for school huh

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look at my nose pierced yet

can't we even talk about it later when

when Lennon comes back

but it's a way for me to be an

individual

like all the other girls at school with

nose rings please can I ah yeah I only

think his family puts he knows our

fingers

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Ka I cannot wait longer jobs all right I

leave now

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oh hello this night uh could you give

some thought to my author marry me and I

can jump start your sex life

and your green card

like this green car he's through and you

are every man's dream but I must pass

you don't know what you're missing big

boy

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two all right you'll please notice the

historic Vista Del Mar Apartments once a

place where you could find some of

tinseltown's huge Stars currently in

Residence is Hollywood's most celebrated

extra the loveliness greater night David

more than cow lover you may recognize

her as old woman number four in Birth of

a Nation

this living space is now home to my very

own family as well as many other

industrious immigrants working hard to

find the promise this fine country has

to offer

yes you in the back what time is it the

question was what did I do in Pakistan

I was a nuclear physicist but it seems

My Views did not mess with those of the

government it may do not press for

disarmament soon even Rogue Nations will

have missiles capable of causing the

violent and painful deaths of millions

of Innocents

on your left there is Dolly Parton's

house

on your right you'll see Atlantis

Morissette's Bush on your left is Warren

beige's [ __ ]

on your right share his vag*na

will we be seeing William Shatner

and the question was what are the

horrific effects of radiation poisoning

I saw beautifullest thing did she have

big dudas not that I am talking

something you can only find in America

yeah well it better not be Chihuahua

racing because that was my idea you're

with me

even better than tiny dogs on track come

see

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America should be landed entrepreneur

not big corporations crashing little men

out of business yeah this is ugly ugly

part of capitalist access

nobody is here blood

dove

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freaking purchase hole here in toilet

paper in One Tree

for all you first-time Shoppers joining

gladco is simple just spend money on the

things you need like this convenient 20

pack of snow tires and you automatically

become a member of our elite club

it is a beautiful duh it is also

tasteful knowing family will be

lint-free for the next five years

in Russia you're waiting different line

for each thing maybe toothpaste baby

fish but here you played in only one

line for everything

it is Ultimate convenience

I overheard what you said beautiful just

beautiful if I had a soul I'd be touched

I'm a manager would you consider joining

our team

you'll feel give me bluefest you have to

buy the vest yourself we sell them in

packs of three where do I sign up

I'll meet you at the employee lounge

interior between shellfish and shoe

horns

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how to can dream come true

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how much is the general Joe's Chicken

the beef with everything one dollar you

know this stuff

you take too long

too long why did you break me away

because you can't suck at glad call you

can't work at Superstore Superstore goes

against what America stands for America

is about places like Chase here owned

and operated by happy family

okay maybe they're not happy now but

usually they are happy yeah

flute call is family too and at Trace

you cannot get socks and meat in one

convenient location

I must get back the orientation starts

in five minutes between frozen foods and

daycare

so vlad's gonna be working for the

corporate man huh Flacco I did not see

you there you know of Glasgow do bears

like to poop in the woods

well they have no choice in Materia is

where they live it was a hypothetical

question

yeah how much is the uh

I I can't do this hold still you're

getting your nose pierce Tanya why I

want to do something different

that's not very different it's like

everybody has their nose pierced these

days especially back in Pakistan really

yeah totally if you really want to be

original you need to get a tattoo

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tell us more about the old country in

Russia I've hunt seven entire months

with no cheese so my mother could eat

I want the no cheese man to carry my bag

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oh

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my family wants split one pastry for

Christmas it must be terrible not having

anything to throw up for the holidays

I'll take another box are you sure I

really need condoms in Russia birth

control buzzed

you are very pretty

you are at risk I'll take two boxes

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so that's when I said that's not the

only thing in this section that's

industrial size

hen I gotta go mom

can I help you I wish to complain about

behavior of employee I'm talking about

Russian men

gladyslav funkin he's one of our best

new Mindless drones yeah but he is a

liar to the customer he's selling things

they do not need and the guys they do

need them it's unbelievable which is why

it's my privilege to promote vladislav

putkin from training in training to

associate associate salesperson

foreign

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but let's get one thing straight

I ain't like all those old black folks

in the movies with the magical powers I

ain't got no shining you understand what

I'm saying

no I'm saying electricity ain't gonna

come sh**ting out my hands

and I can't make old people young again

but I do know a thing or two about a

thing or two and I've had sex with over

a thousand women ah this I understand

now I told you I can't read mine so why

don't you tell me what the problem is

well I am voting for velocity's love

yeah he's working at Glasgow reminds me

that time I got stuck in Memphis with

the Andrew triplets talk about buying in

bulk

am I right uh about this point please

you've got to stop worrying about Bloody

slab and just do your own thing

ah you are smart man they don't call me

Smith Jackson Mr smart man for nothing

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thanks mate next time I'll come in we'll

cross out eggs

I'd like to get cut please you kids old

enough to be in here

um we left our ideas at home but World

enough

got enough of me

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I'm Russia my mother never bought me a

crate of pets my husband's out of town

call me

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why do I have to buy a six-pack when I

only want to marry one

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Just Do Your Own Thing yes

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whoa would you look at this gym shorts

and seafood all in one easy to reach

yes is that really you what can I say

this store is great you arrived

oh God I told you

and he let you wear blue vest you won't

even have to buy I have two life

no no that's quite all right I am sure

my next big opportunity is right outside

though

do not go in there man you don't need to

be loaded down with extra stuff here at

yoshikako we can sell you only the

amount you need now what were you

looking for today well I'm almost out of

shampoo no problem

thanks how much fun to sense wow I'm

saving money be sure to tell your

friends about yoshikako yeah don't be a

strange

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oh I ran out of toilet paper and I

really gotta go man like that do not

sweat it 20 cents

back in Hungary I once been whole week

without showering so that my mother

could drink oh that is so sexy I want

the little guy to carry my hand full of

body lotion to the car take it easy

ladies please there's plenty Oscar

tagora

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where is everybody the whole store is

empty it's just you and me

what do you think you're doing I am

giving people what they want my also

capitalist friends

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is this yoshikako

yes yes hello Miss Aguilera I am yoshika

how may I be a service

I lost all my panties in a fire

I know the feeling I need to buy one

song well you have come to the right

place oh God please come in this one's

nice

you're an automotive section follow me

to phone section

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Police Department what did we do now

come quick there's a foreign man selling

Goods without a license

yeah can you please repeat that

selling Goods without a license

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at this very moment I got the camera

thanks for the help yoshika you know

most guys would try to secretly sneak a

peek when a woman tries on underwear but

you were bold enough to just stand there

and gok I like a man who's open like

that oh I am open come home with me

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all right

you need to take a shower we can run you

a bath if you like

we're gonna have to do a body search

oh God no not on you clown

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Superstore goes against what America

stands for this is capitalist access

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before I go to jail I should be present

at body search is only fair come on

a man outside is handcuffed police

arrest him yep I took care of the whole

thing

this is all my fault please take

bluefest and other two I still have but

spare that man out there okay I'll drop

the charger so we can let him go on one

condition

you name anything

I am glad the Odessa Winters were not

easy but we had our

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forced and we had each other

thank you much sir glutco is terrible

sorry for confusion

you're free to go what about me oh no no

no we're gonna have to take you downtown

for further questioning you drink wine

thank you for getting them to let me go

you know for Coggin corporate machine

you have very big heart

real America is about everyone getting

piece of pie not one guy getting whole

pie come we drink Vodka

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and your world of views love your

chances come and gone there's a new man

in my thong get out of here your damn

news

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at number three that was Christina

Aguilera with her new single you blew

your one chance to have me and you'll

never get another

hi Papa good night Papa hold on come

over and sit next to me

there would not be something behind back

you do not want I see no

no is that 100 yeah

but I do yet Tanya Anya why you do that

if I'm ever kidnapped it would help you

identify me

I wanted to be different than everybody

else okay

you are different dutchka I'm special to

me and everyone who know you that is

what is important

so

let's see it

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come on

I have a package for Mr vladislav butkin

glutco could be severance check we put

money in the back and little by little

for a long time hope it keeps up this

inflation I have better idea I know baby

can use money to get rich fast

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hello

I am yoshika

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foreign

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