Kids next door, let today's
Game of cinderball commence!
Better go deep, numbuh 3!
Aah!
Bye-bye, mr. Cinder block!
[ Giggles ]
Don't let it touch the
Ground, numbuh 5, or we'll lose
Numbuh 5's got it!
Hyah!
It's all mine!
Come to numbuh 4!
Hyah!
Uh-oh.
[ Thunder rumbles ]
Well, game over.
Might as well go home.
What are you talking about?
Just go in there and get the
Cinder block!
Go in there?
No way!
Yeah, that doghouse is
Haunted.
They say you can hear the ghosts
Of dogs howling in there at
Night!
Who is "they"?
Figures.
Numbuh 5 will go in there and
Get it herself.
Hello?
Hmmm.
Man, numbuh 5's been in there
For over an hour.
Do you think she's okay?
Well, we better go see what's
Taking her so long.
[ Screams ]
Come on!
Numbuh 5!
What happened?
Are you okay?
I must've fallen down the
Stairs.
But numbuh 5 got the cinder
Block!
Game is back on, baby!
Oh, can't.
It's late, and I've got two tons
Of homework to do.
Me too.
Man, what is it with all this
Homework from miss thompson
Lately?
She trying to k*ll us or
Something?
[ Thunder crashes ]
[ Screaming ]
What's all the shouting
About, rocket scientist?
It's all this homework!
I can't even get past the first
Question!
Uh, that's where you put your
Name.
Look, why doesn't numbuh 5 help
You out?
Really?
Sure.
Now, first... You're doing
History homework, so you don't
- Need all this long division over - here.
And who told you the civil w*r
Was fought over bacon?
And that is why napoleon
Didn't use ninjas or dinosaurs
To win the w*r.
Any questions?
Ooh! Ooh! Oooooh!
- [ Sighs ] - over here! Yoo-hoo!
Miss thompson!
Yes, wallabee?
When's the next pop quiz?
Tomorrow.
- I... Probably shouldn't have told - you that.
Works every time.
Very clever, mr. Beetles.
So, why don't I collect last
Night's assignment from you
First?
Coming right up!
My homework!
It's gone!
I-i-i put it in here right after
I finished it last night!
Well, I guess you'll have to
Do three times as much homework
To make it up.
Enjoy, mr. Beetles.
[ Giggles, snorts ]
Hmmm.
I don't get it!
That's the third night in a row
My homework's disappeared!
Where could it have gone?
Numbuh 5 has a pretty good
Idea where.
So said the only way to
Deal with a necromancer is by
Tossing a 13-sided die and
Making your saving throw against
Bad breath.
[ Giggles, snorts ]
Hello, valerie.
Eat any good homework lately?
Are you insinuating that moi
Took wallabee's homework?
You're a homework-eating
Were-dog.
You've done it before.
That's right!
But, if you'll remember, I found
Wallabee's homework to be a bit
Distasteful.
Someone else must've taken it.
Who?!
What is going on here?
Oh, thank goodness you're
Here, miss thompson.
Abigail was threatening me with
v*olence.
Abigail lincoln, in my
Office... Now!
But...
No "buts"!
I have a special assignment for
You.
Hey, numbuh 5, I think I
Figured out what year the
w*r of 1812 was!
[ Sobbing ]
Hey, what's the matter?
Having trouble with your
Homework?
No, I'm fine.
Are you sure?
'Cause, you know, maybe I can
Help.
I said I'm fine!
Now, what do you want?!
Well, you said you'd help me
With my homework again.
Oh... Right.
Let's see what you got there.
What?
Who told you the ice age is when
We discovered snow cones?
[ Thunder crashes ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
Did you bring it?
Yeah, I brought it.
Now you keep your part of the
Deal!
What deal?
You'll keep bringing me your
Friends' homework as long as I
Tell you to!
My honor students must feed!
That's right, drabigail.
And on behalf of the entire
Honor roll, thanks for helping
That imbecile, wallabee beetles,
With his homework.
It makes it so much easier to
Keep down.
[ Growls ]
[ All roaring ]
[ High-pitched barking ]
And now, my students...
Feed!
- [ All roar ] - ha!
That tracker I put in my
Backpack is giving off a sweet
Signal that's leading me
Straight to...
[ Beep ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
Well, looks like I'm not turning
In my homework again.
Numbuh 5!
Are you okay?
Numbuh 4?
What are you doing here?
G-go back to the tree house!
No way!
My homework's in there, along
With whoever did this to you.
Come on!
You and me can...
I said go home!
Numbuh 5 can handle this
Herself!
I know you can.
But two of us can handle it
Better.
Numbuh 4!
Help.
Let's go!
[ All roaring ]
Hey, fleabags!
Cough up my homework!
Okay.
Even with crabigail helping you,
It still tastes disgusting!
Well, numbuh 5 may have
Helped me with my history
Homework, but she didn't help me
With my math homework!
[ All whimper ]
So, who wants a taste?
Aaaaah!
Come on! Get some more!
So incorrect and sloppy!
[ Screams ]
Stop him!
Call off your mutts!
Abigail, do you really think
A little bad homework can stop
Me?
[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Growls ]
[ Whimpers ]
Hyah!
Well, that's all of them.
[ Growls ]
Oh, hey, miss thompson.
Say, you could really use a
Shave.
She's the queen of the
Were-dogs, numbuh 4!
She's been making me take your
Homework!
Wait... It was you all along?
I didn't know at first, and
When I found out, she promised
To change me back if I took
Everyone else's homework.
But then...
Gaah! Ohhhh!
Aaaah!
[ Growls ]
[ Gasps ]
That's right.
Abigail is one of us now.
[ Growls ]
Any questions?
Ooh! Ooh! Miss thompson!
Oh, oh, oh, miss thompson!
Yes, wallabee?
How do cure chronic
Were-dogalism?
A good question.
First, you have to destroy the
Queen were-dog... That's me.
But the only way to do that is
By removing the cursed necklace
I'm wearing.
I... Probably shouldn't have told
You that.
Hyah!
[ Growls ]
Sorry about this, numbuh 5.
But, then again, you did steal
My homework.
Now to grab that necklace!
Hey!
Get back here!
[ Grunts ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
Here, doggy, doggy, doggy...
Unh!
[ Growls ]
Eee!
[ Growls ]
[ Both whimpering ]
Help me, abigail!
Help me!
[ Growls ]
Please hurry!
Gotcha!
Thank you.
- [ Sighs ] - [ growls ]
Uhhh...
[ All growling ]
And that, class, is why you
Should never accept a necklace
From your angry ex-husband.
Any questions?
Ooh! Ooooh!
Ooh, me! Me!
Yes, wallabee?
If I helped save you from
Being a cruddy, homework-eating
Were-dog, how come I still get a
Triple f-minus on my homework?
Because you're not very
Smart.
I... Probably shouldn't have said
That.
Fellow scientists, as you all
Know, breaking through the
Ridiculous barrier has long been
One of the key goals
Of the kids next door
Galactic-exploration program.
For years, the limits of our
Technology have kept us within
Our own solar system, but no
Longer!
Today, these two heroic
Operatives will become the first
To accelerate beyond the
Ridiculous barrier and, in doing
So, embark upon a journey to
Where no boy or girl has gone
Before!
Yeah, yeah.
So, let's say we do break this
"Ridonkulous barrister."
What happens then?
No one knows!
The experiences awaiting you
May be beyond a child's
Comprehension!
Okay, well, while they're
Preparing the rocket, I just
Need a quick word with the test
Subject... Uh, astronaut...
Before the launch.
Look, numbuh 4, you two are
Gonna be alone in that rocket
For, like, a bamillion hours.
You h to tell her.
What?! No way!
You can't keep putting it
Off.
She needs to know.
Attention, kids next door
Operatives, this is
Numbuh 3, 2, 1.
The launch will begin in t-minus
Two minutes.
Just tell her.
Oh, numbuh 4!
I almost forgot!
You'll need this audiomatic
Voice-capture device.
Just talk into the microphone,
And it'll transmit your findings
Back to us.
- That way, if you get eaten by - some horrible interdimensional
- Beast, at least we'll know what - happened!
- [ Chuckles ] - huh?
Hey, wait!
T-minus 15 seconds.
Uh, kuki?
Now that we're alone, there's
Something I've been meaning to
Tell you for a while.
Later, wally!
The in-flight movie's about to
Start!
Ignition!
Whee!
[ Laughs ]
Now approaching "fast."
Superfast.
Stupefyingly fast.
Mind-bogglingly fast.
Rumors don't travel this fast.
I can't think!
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
I'm getting out!
[ Groans ]
[ Gasps ]
The ship!
No!!
Numbuh 3?
Kuki?
Where are you?
- This is numbuh 4, calling moon - base.
We've crashed on some cruddy
Alien planet, our rocket's at
The bottom of a lake, numbuh 3's
Missing, and I'm requesting that
You guys find a way to get me
Out of here!
[ Giggles ]
Kuki?
Hey, kuki, is that you?
[ Growls ]
What's that?
[ Panting ]
I've got to get out of here!
What is this cruddy planet?!
Whoa!
[ Groans ]
Huh?
Oh, good... Something to drink.
[ Slurps ]
Hey!
Of all the cruddy luck!
Empty!
What's wrong?
Don't you like your tea?
Hey, you're cruddy rainbow
Monkeys!
Of course we are!
Oh, would you prefer some
Sugar in your tea?
There's nothing in that cup!
Oh, but of course there is!
It's pretend tea, the very best
Kind!
Playing pretend is for dumb
Girls!
[ Both gasp ]
So what you're saying is...
I mean, what I'm wondering is...
[ Laughs ]
Are you a...
Boy?
Of course I'm a boy!
Now tell me where my friend kuki
Is so I can find a ship and get
Off this cruddy planet!
Don't worry.
We'll help you find your friend
If you'll just answer a few
Questions for us first.
- What does this look like to - you?
A caterpillar with its guts
All squashed out.
And if I say
"Snuggawhumpalicious," what's
The first word that comes to
Mind?
Vomit.
Okay.
- And which of these do you like - better?
Enough already!
Let me out of this chair before
I pound your stupid, furry
Faces!
What is going on here?!
General hugs!
We're so glad you're here, sir!
This morning, our snuggle squad
Captured something amazing...
A human boy!
A boy?!
Preposterous!
No boy has been seen in these
Lands since the beginning of
Recorded history.
It's obviously just a very ugly
Little girl.
What?!
Who are you calling a...
Aah!
Hey!
Let me go, you candy-colored
Creep!
Frolicking rainbows!
I think you may be right,
Professor puffbottom.
Only a boy could be so
Thoroughly unpleasant.
But he's not unpleasant at
All!
He's positively cuddlelicious!
I'll show you cuddlelicious!
Boys were once the scourge of
Rainbow monkey kind,
Professor snuggles.
They're an abomination and must
Be destroyed.
You can't!
He should be protected, studied!
He may be the only one of his
Kind!
So say.
But we shall let the tribunal
Decide what to do with him.
[ Laughs ]
And in conclusion, we remind
You all that this boy is an
Endangered species!
He may be different from us,
Yes, but perhaps we could learn
From him.
And maybe we could even learn
Something about ourselves.
All: awwww!
Preposterous!
It is well-known that boys stand
For all that is cruel and
Vicious,.
But to prove my statements
Beyond all doubt, I shall call
An expert witness.
What are you talking about?
Who could you possibly find on
This planet that knows anything
About me?
Hi, wally!
Kuki?!
What are you doing here?!
Playing rainbow monkey court!
[ Giggles ]
So, tell me, little girl...
Would you describe this boy as
Angry?
Yep.
[ All gasp ]
And does he have violent
Tendencies?
Pretty much constantly.
Kuki, what are you doing?!
Isn't this fun?
I hope someone yells "order in
The court!"
Does this creature, this boy,
Like hugs?
Yes!
All: awww.
Oh, wait.
Hugs?
He hates hugs.
I thought you said "bugs."
[ All gasp ]
Order in the court!
Yes!
No!
We have heard enough!
This monster must be disposed of
For the good of all
Rainbow monkey kind!
This council hereby sentences
Him to be hugged...
To death.
Excuse me, but that doesn't
Sound very caring.
Eh, tough love.
What can you do?
Hey!
Keep your cruddy paws off me,
You darn dirty monkeys!
One more step, and the flower
Gets it!
No!
Not little miss daisy-waisy!
Put that flower down this
Instant!
Okay.
I'll put it down...
There!
All: save the flower!
Come on!
Aah!
Can't we play with the monkeys a
Little longer?
Death by hugging, kuki!
Wally!
It's your friends!
Come on!
We found a way to get you home
Again!
After them!
They went this way!
Whoa!
[ Gasps ]
Unicorns!
Quick... Get on!
Whee!
Aah! Ah-hoo-hoo!
Aaaaaaaah!
Thanks for the ride, horsey!
Bye-bye!
Unh!
Hey, wally, wasn't that fun?
Thanks for playing with us,
Rainbow monkeys!
Here... You can have the rest of
My popcorn!
Stop that rocket!
[ All shouting ]
Okay, well, thanks!
Got to go!
Move it, kuki!
Don't let them escape!
Fire!
How do you make this thing
Go?
Let's try this one!
[ Engine whirs ]
[ Sighs ]
We made it.
Kuki?
Now that we're safe, I can't put
Off telling you this any longer.
It's been ages now, and I think
You have the right to know
That...
[ Beeping ]
Mission has ended!
Please disembark!
Wow. That was quick.
Hey, this isn't right.
This looks just like...
[ Screams ]
Prepare to be hunted down...
[ Motor winds down ]
Aww, man!
Stupid animatronics!
Still haven't gotten all the
Bugs out yet.
You mean, they're just
Robots?
Well, duh!
What'd you think, that you'd
Landed on some kind of
Rainbow monkey planet with this
Rumbly-tumbly rainbow rocket as
Your only means of escape?
Ah heh...
Of course not. Heh.
Look, the park's closing.
You girls should get out of
Here.
[ Sighs ]
Rainbow monkeys...
Whoa!
Wait till we tell the scientists
All the fun stuff we did at
Rainbow monkey happy sugarland!
That's it!
I have been trying to tell you
Something all day, and it can't
Wait any longer!
Numbuh 3, i...
I...
Yes?
[ Inhales deeply ]
You've got a popcorn kernel in
Your teeth!
- It's been there since this - morning, and I thought you
Should know!
Huh?!
Why didn't you tell me?!
'Cause whenever I do, you
Start hitting me!
I'm so embarrassed!
In front of all those
Rainbow monkeys, too!
How could you be so mean?!
Why do they always make me
Tell her?
- I can't believe you did that - to me!
I mean, letting me embarrass
Myself like that in front of
General hugs and
Professor puffbottom and
Professor snuggles and
Mr. Giggleboots and...
Aaah!
Oh, no!
You maniacs!
You finally did it!
[ Sobbing ] why? Why?
This isn't happening!
What?
What's wrong?
I redecorated the tree house!
Isn't it beautiful?
06x09 - Operation: D.O.G.H.O.U.S.E./Operation: P.L.A.N.E.T.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.