04x08 - Operation L.U.N.C.H./Operation M.U.N.C.H.I.E.S.

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- ]] Computer, are we under - att*ck?

Confirm!

Red alert.

Code "l" in effect.

Code "l"?

Lock down all hatches!

Alert.

Alert.

Alert.

Alert.

Aaahhhh!

Oh-oh!

Nigey, what are you doing in

Your locker?

It's lunchtime!

I don't have time for eating,

Lizzie.

I've got to run, like, 8,000

More tests on my new...

Oh, no, you don't!

You promised me we'd eat lunch

Together today.

Besides, I spent all morning

Making us the perfect romantic

Lunch.

Aw, gee, lizzie...

So move it, you!

But, lizzie, eating is a

Waste of my valuable time.

There's all sorts of adult

Tyranny to fight.

I need to be alert at all times.

You work through lunch every

Day, nigel.

But today I'm gonna make you sit

Down and enjoy a love-filled,

Work-free lunch with me...

If it's the last thing I do!!

Sheesh!

Ooh, that looks like a

Romantic table.

Nigey and I are having lunch

Together today...

Alone!!

So, what did you make,

P.b. And j. Or tuna fish?

Even better.

- I made... - [ Fanfare plays ]

Yo-ho!

Yo-ho!

Yo-ho!

Aah!

Yo-ho!

Yo-ho!

All right, kiddies, hand it

Over.

[ All mumbling ]

Here... Take it!

Aah!

We don't want your money.

We want... Your lunch!

For I am...

♪ Robin food, robin food

Not your average thieving dude ♪

♪ With his band of hungry men

He comes to school at noon

And then ♪

♪ He robs from the young

♪ And rude

♪ And gives to the old

♪ Oh, how shrewd

♪ Robin food, yo-ho

Little one, relieve these

Children of their lunches.

- ]] Babe, what's that, salisbury - steak?

Thank vous.

Oh, look at that chocolate

Milk... Yummy-yum-yum yum-yum.

Oh, sorry, babe.

Like you need more french fries,

Tubby.

Ching-ching-ching.

Gimme!

Baldy, babe, hand over the

Lunch, okay?

Dig?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Right away, sir.

All right, no one moves, or your

Friend here gets covered in hot

Sauce.

Wait!

Little one cannot handle spicy

Foods.

Just look at him.

It's my indigestion, man.

Oh, it is m*rder.

All right, then.

- Give everyone back their lunches - and clear out of here before

I...

Nigey, let him go.

What?!

I told you, you're not

Allowed to work during lunch

Today.

But what about the lunch you

Made?

I'll take care of it.

Just... Just let the little,

Ugly man go.

You mean little, gorgeous

Candy man, don't you, babe?

A valiant effort, my young

Wastrel, but I'm afraid it's

Time I got these tasty lunches

To the old people that so richly

Deserve them.

Perhaps we shall have lunch

Together again one day... Yours,

That is.

Yo-ho!

[ Laughs ]

[ All laughing ]

Nice gal pal you got there,

"Nigey"!

[ Laughs ]

[ Growls ]

Those tight-wearing freaks don't

Know who they're messing with!

I'm gonna...

You're going to sit down and

Stop worrying about those guys.

I'll go get our lunch back.

What?!

How are you going to...

When I said you're not

Working during lunch, I meant

You're not working during lunch!

So sit down and don't move until

I come back with our special

Romantic lunch that I made just

For us!!

Whoa!

But...

Romance!

[ Whimpering ]

Locker-operated, cybernetic,

Clanky armor has stinky, old

Clothes-cannon arms... Hurrah.

Looks like I'm going out to

Lunch.

♪ ...band of hungry men

He comes to school at noon

And then ♪

♪ He robs from the young

♪ And crude

♪ And gives to the old

♪ Ooh, nice dude

♪ Robin food, yo-ho!

[ Slurping ]

Well sung, my hungry men.

Friar buck, more battered onion

Rings for everyone!

Hey, mr. Crazy tights, I

Don't want onion rings.

I want...

Beware, ancient lady!

Hungry men, att*ck!

Yo-ho!

Super-action locker, go!

- ]] Hey, numbuh 1, what are you - still doing here?

School's over.

- ]] Yeah, let's go back to the - tree house and plan some

Missions.

Ah, no, I just think I'll,

Um, hang out here for a while or

Something.

- [ Laughs nervously ] - ]] whatever.

Suit yourself.

Yo-ho!

Super-stinky gym shorts

Cannon blast!

Away!

Yo-ho!

Today's lunch special is brat

With a side of ouch.

Give me back my lunch!

Ha!

Lunchtime's over for you.

Yo-ho!!

Oh, rubbish.

This lunch is on you!

Aah!

Yo-ho.

Oh.

Just try stealing lunch from

My school again, and you'll be

Eating more than gym shorts.

Now hand over my lunch!

You animal!

Are so you cruel that you would

Deny food to the mouths of the

Poor, toothless, and starving

Senior citizens of the shore

Would retirement home?

I mean, look at them!

What did he say about

Bunions?

You kids are so selfish, you

Cannot even bring yourselves to

Part with but a small morsel of

Your luncheon so someone older,

Scalier, and wrinklier can put

Food in their mouths!

I... I never looked at it

That way.

I didn't know they were so

Hungry!

No, enough already!

Maurice, shelton, "agetize"!

Anciatron!

Shuffalator!

w*r machine!

We are senior citizen!

This ends now, you crazy

meshuggeneh!

No, wait!

I don't want to fight you!

Keep my lunch!

Keep all our lunches!

Yeah, great.

Now if you'll just...

We didn't know you were so

Hu-u-u-ngry!

Yeesh, thank you.

That's very nice, but...

I don't want you old people

To starve!

Would you just take your

Lunch and get out of here

Already so that we can b*at the

Stuffing out of the guy wearing

The tights?

Thank you very much.

Move.

Y-you don't want my lunch?

Of course not!

Every day, this lazy cafeteria

Worker and his pals are supposed

To make us a good old-person

Lunch, but instead he brings us

All this munchkin food, what

With the peanut-butter-and-jelly

Sandwiches, the salty potato

Chips.

Feh and yuck!

Do you know what peanut butter

Does to my bridgework?

Just once we'd like some

Good, old-fashioned liverwurst

On rye.

Or some nice, mushy oatmeal!

Yay!

But he just brings us all

This fatty kid stuff.

I haven't been able to go to the

Bathroom in weeks.

No need to thank me.

Rejoice!

For tomorrow, we shall rob

Gallagher elementary of their

Wednesday spicy cajun pizza

Burgers with fatty-dipped chile

Fries for I am...

[ Fanfare plays ]

You might want to get out of

Here, sweetie.

Things are about to get messier

Than maurice's bedpan around

Here.

Shut up already, mr. Tights!

Well, I guess a late lunch is

Better than no lunch, huh,

Nigey?

Well, yeah.

I'm starving.

You're going to love the

Lunch I made for us.

Here!

That's it?

One lousy piece of celery?!

I didn't want to say anything

In front of all those people,

Nigel, but you've really let

Yourself go lately.

Look at you.

All that ice cream isn't making

That butt any smaller, you know?

And is that neck fat you've got

Going on there?

Ahh!

- ]] Honestly, you are absolutely - hopeless.

Now me, on the other hand...

We've run out!

But that was the last one.

No!!

This is not happening!

This is not happening!

Relax, everybody.

- There's bound to be one out - there somewhere.

And if there is, we'll find it.

- [ Beeping ] - [ whirring, beeping ]

- [ Beeping rapidly ] - ]] report, numbuh 5.

Nothing so far, numbuh 1.

We lost probe 71,240, but that's

Probably a malfunction.

No, it is there.

Come on.

How can you tell?

We sent out "forty-teen"

Thousand probes.

It is there.

I can taste it.

Numbuh 1?

Hmm...

Price check on villainous

Vitamins in aisle 400.

Price check on villainous...

Hmm...

They call that 4-ply?

Vial spill in aisle 142.

[ Humming ]

Ooh, tartar control and

Fluoride!

[ Whistling ]

Let's see.

I could use some more vitriol.

Oh, and I've got those coupons

For new dish-washing gloves.

My dishpan hands are k*lling

Me!

What's this?

Well, if it isn't my lucky day.

I found the last box of rainbow

Munchies, and it's all...

Wait!

Did you say rainbow munchies?!

Yes, as a matter of fact, I

Did!

Whoo-ha-ha!

I love rainbow munchies!

Ooh, can I have some?

Hmm? Well? Huh?

Can i, huh?

Please?

Sure.

If you can find a box of your

Own!

Rraahh!

A-ha!

Hey, this market is for

Villains only.

We won't be long.

We just dropped in to get our

Breakfast.

Ooh!

Hey!

Aah!

Why, you little...

Ha ha ha ha!

The cereal!

Quick, numbuh 3, secure the

Goods!

Okeydoke, artichokey!

[ Laughs evilly ]

I've got the box!

I've got the box!

I've got the... Ahh!

Huh?

Garlic?!

Ha ha ha!

Numbuh 5's got the box now,

Baby!

Two scoops of cereal to the

Man who brings me that box.

Rraahhh!

- ]] Those guys aren't here for a - price check.

Numbuh 2?

Yee!

Super-homey-operated,

Piston-powered interceptor

Naturally goes down aisles

Really turbonically.

Yee-hah!

Let's go!

[ Panting ]

There she is!

Get that cereal!

Ha!

Mmm!

You taste like rum raisin!

[ Laughs ]

That ought to cool them off!

Oh!

Just shut up and steer this

Thing, would you?

Oh, that is cold, numbuh 5.

Get it?

I said cold, and we just...

Ahh!

No sense of hum... Aaahhhh!

[ All screaming ]

Thank you!

Incoming sugar sacks!

Everybody down.

I love these!

Ah!

Boston baked beans... Ugh!

And numbuh 4 likes these!

$8 For a box of cookies?!

What are you...

He said get down!

Aah!

[ All coughing ]

Who's f*ring on us?

I can't see.

I know who it is.

Stickybeard.

Where do you think you're

Going?!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Running speed!

[ Laugh evilly ]

Hang on, guys.

Oh, no, you don't!

Give it up, mateys, or I'll

Squish you like a gumdrop in me

Back pocket!

I don't think so.

Ha ha ha!

Now I'll be taking these here

Rainbow munchies.

Whoo!

There's a prize in the box, too!

Ya ha ha ha ha!

Oh, no, you don't,

"Stickybun"!

Dead meat.

Come on, numbuh 2, I know the

Situation is bad, but...

No, dead meat!

Abandon ship!

[ All groaning ]

[ Growls ]

Got him.

I got you.

[ Panting ]

Well done, me stumpy mateys.

Now the rainbow munchies be all

Ours!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[ Meows ]

Very good, my pretty.

It's the most important meal

Of the da...

Ha ha ha!

Sugar and cereal... A

Combination only an adult

Could...

Love?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

As I was saying...

Okay, "stickybun."

Oooh, baby!

Give me that cereal.

Stupid lass, do you really

Think your flimsy bread can do

Battle with my sword of solid

Peppermint?!

Hmm... Good point.

Then let's try this.

Aahhh!

Yo!

So, with the others defeated,

Destiny once again beckons me to

Face and destroy the kids next

Door!

And face them I will!

For I am the toile...

Aah!

Ow!

Come on, guys!

I got the box.

Good job.

To the express lane!

To the express lane!

We're gonna make it!

We're gonna make it!

We're gonna... Aah!

You didn't think a

Half-priced barbecue grill could

Stop me, did you?!

Aah!

Now...

Give me that... What the?

Well, I hate the smell of burnt

Popcorn, but in this case...

Now give me that box of cereal!

But I don't have it.

Then who does?!

[ Cash register dings ]

That'll be $6.95, sir.

Oh, say, would you like to join

Our preferred villains' club

Today, where you can save up to



Preferred villains' club...

Where crime really does pay.

Ha!

Hmm... I'm intrigued.

Can you explain to me the

Benefits of membership?

Knightbrace!

You're gonna share those rainbow

Munchies with me, aren't you?

[ Laughs ]

Do you know what this stuff does

To your teeth and gums?

I'm not going to eat them.

I'm going to destroy them!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

What?!

What?

What?

Huh?

What?

que?

What?!

My back!

What?!

[ Clears throat ]

Desperate times call for

Desperate measures.

Truce?

Until breakfast is finished.

Agreed.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Hey, what are you...

[ Punching, screaming ]

Hey, hey, hey, that's my

Bowl!

Cats!

Delicious.

Can someone pass the milk?

I'll get it.

[ Humming ]

Here you go.

And don't forget to brush after

Breakfast, okay?



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