02x10 - Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O./Operation: S.P.A.C.E.

[bunniefuu]

Children:

[ Solemnly ] ♪ happy birthday

♪ It's your birthday

♪ Happy birthday

♪ Not our birthday

♪ Happy birthday

♪ Birthday, hooray

Together: [ monotone ] splendid.

Now you miserable children will

Partake in the annual ritual

Of watching us eat

Our super-yummy birthday cake

While you get nothing!

[ Laughter ]

kids next door s.t.a.n.k....

super transforming armored

neighborhood kruiser.

Okay, delightful dorks,

Hands where I can see them.

This year's cake is going to be

Shared by everyone

Except you brats.

Everyone?!

Even my sister?!

Yes, even your sister.

Lizzie?!

Yes, lizzie.

Do you mind, numbuh 3?

- I'm in the middle - of something.

- Oh, that's okay. - Go ahead.

If it isn't the kids next door.

How predictable.

What failed plan

Have you concocted this year?

Who needs a plan

When you've got one of these?

This oughta take the cake!

- Hey, what did you - do that for?

That was a cool line.

Check it out.

They're holograms.

[ Evil laughter ]

This year's cake must be

Particularly delicious

For the delightful children

To go to such extremes.

Numbuh 1, escaping delightful

Creeps at 3:00.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Slight change of plans.

Kids next door,

Battle stations!

I have to go!

Target sighted!

Hi, target!

We're in range.

Right, now I can finally blast

Those goody-goody creeps

Out of the sky!

- Numbuh 1: - negative, numbuh 4.

Take out that ship,

And we lose the cake.

Numbuh 5, you're in command.

I'm going to do a little

Confectionery extraction.

Hey!

I can't turn this thing

On a dime, you know.

Gently...

Gently...

Wow.

It sure does look good.

A little taste wouldn't hurt.

Ow!

What the...

Huh?

"Bye-bye"?

Wha... Uhh!

Aah!

Incoming!

Yaah!

Aah!

Brake, brake, brake!

[ Gasps ]

[ Grunting ]

Yaah!

Aaahh!

Uhh!

Hmm.

Ride's over, you...

Not the delightful children

From down the...

Hi, nigey.

Lizzie?

I'll bet you're wondering

What I'm doing here, huh?

Um, yes.

That, and why nobody seems to be

Steering this ship.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

[ Groaning ]

What is going on here?!

Isn't it obvious?

- The delightful children - promised us

We could have a taste

Of their cake's frosting

If I tricked you guys

Into chasing us.

Lizzie, how could you?

- How could you - double-cross me?

I-i don't know.

I mean, it looked like

Really good frosting, nigel.

I-i can't believe you,

Of all people,

Would do this to me.

I thought we had,

I don't know,

A special relationship

Or something.

Oh, nigey, I'm so sorry!

No.

It's... It's too late.

Hey, man,

Cut her some slack.

She said she was sorry.

Yeah, what choice

Did she have?

- Otherwise, she'd just be tied up - at the stadium

Watching the delightful children

Eat their cake on a jumbotron

Like all the others.

Stadium?

All: freeze!

Hi, lizzie!

Hi, guys.

Don't waste your a*mo.

All we've got here is a bunch

Of dirty double-crossers.

Numbuh 2,

Power up the ship.

We've got work to do.

[ Feedback ]

Thank you all for being here

To watch us have our cake

And eat it, too.

Oh, look, you're all suffering

With mouthwatering jealousy.

How nice.

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Cheering ]

- Numbuh 1: - well, well, well.

You sent us on quite a chase,

Delightful children

From down the lane,

But the kids next door

Never quit,

- So now we're going - to make sure

That every kid in this stadium

Gets a piece of that cake.

[ Cheering ]

Oh, really?

Well, numbuh 1...

Let's see what our cake

Has to say about that.

What's that supposed to mean,

You freaks?

Uh, numbuh 1?

- You should check out - the cake.

Yes, yes, I know.

It looks delicious, but I'm...

[ Roaring ]

Oh, did we forget to mention

This year we got a pound cake?

[ Evil laughter ]

Don't worry, team.

This guy's mostly frosting.

Prepare to fire on my mark.

Ready...

Aim...

[ Roaring ]

You stupid kids next door

Think you're so clever.

Well, you're not.

No matter what you do,

We'll always be one step

Ahead of you

Because we don't goof off

Like stupid babies.

- We knew you'd come here - and try to stop us.

Lizzie: nigey!

We figured out

Lizzie?

Every last detail...

And that's why today our

Birthday wish will come true.

You forgot one thing,

Delightful dorks...

My crazy girlfriend.

What?

Hang on, nigey!

I'm coming.

[ Gasps ]

I'm coming, nigey!!

Yummy birthday cake!

This is good.

[ Cheering ]

No! No! No!

[ Crying ]

Lizzie! Lizzie!

Yes, nigey?

Apology accepted.

Thanks for the cake,

Delightful dorks.

We'll see you next year,

And make sure to bring

Enough cake for everyone.

[ Cheering ]

[ Woman singing opera

[ In foreign language ]

[ Static ]

[ Country music plays ]

[ Rock music plays ]

[ Static, pop music plays ]

Numbuh 3, stop playing

With that radio!

Whoo-hoo!

[ Music stops ]

But that was

Our favorite song.

If we can't all agree on

A station, the radio goes off.

- It's bad enough - you brought your little sister

- On our trip to - the kids next door moon base.

- We could get - in serious trouble.

My mom put me in charge

Of mooshie

While she's at work today,

So wherever I go, she goes.

Best friends!

Best friends!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ech! Were you ever that stupid

With your sister?

Uh, you're joking,

Right?

Heads up, captain. I'm picking

Up a distress beacon.

Put it on view screen.

Numbuh 2: that's a kids

Next door prisoner transport.

And its engines have been blown

Clean off.

This is numbuh 1 of

Kids next door shuttle "v"

Calling prisoner transport.

anyone there?

Hmm, why aren't the pilots

Responding?

Maybe spooky aliens

Ate their heads!

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

There's no such thing as... Aah!

Hi, spooky space aliens.

Please don't eat my head.

Don't touch th-a-a-a...

[ Screaming ]

Somebody stop that girl.

Can we come over

For a tea party?

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

Maybe this one!

Quick! Someone grab

The control before...

[ Groaning ]

Do that again!

Mooshie,

What did I tell you?

Oh, yeah.

Do that again, please!

Absolutely not!

Well, she did say "please."

Bad news, numbuh 1.

- The food processor fuel drive - is totaled.

Great. Now we'll have

Moon base for help.

To contact kids next door

No dice.

The communicator's dead.

So, what now?

Dance party!

Whoo-hoo!

[ Dance music plays ]

Aren't you glad

I brought her along now?

[ Groans ]

Does anyone have

Any helpful suggestions?

The prison barge has one

Of those fuel drives.

Maybe we could salvage it.

Yay!

Let's visit the...

[ Eerie music plays ]

Spooky space aliens!

You're staying here

With numbuh 3

While I lead an away team

To retrieve that drive.

But what if the aliens...

Eat your head?

Oh, there's no such thing

As head-eating aliens.

Maybe we should bring weapons

Just in case.

And a helmet.

This was supposed to be

A simple resupply mission.

Now, stay here and keep the door

Locked until we get back.

Mooshie: well, what if someone

Tries to deliver a pizza?

Can we get the door then?

Whatever.

Come on, guys.

Numbuh 2: I wonder

What happened to the crew.

Let's stay focused

On finding that fuel drive.

I'm not saying

That there are aliens,

But nobody's really proven

That there aren't any, right?

And who's to say

They don't like eating heads?

Knock it off, you two.

There's no such thing

As head-eating aliens.

[ Dance music plays ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

Pizza!

Pizza!

I'll get it!

I hope you brought

Cheesy breadsticks.

Hey!

Pizza guy?

Hello?

[ Gasps ]

Hey, let me in!

- How's the salvage going, - numbuh 2?

Oh, super not good.

The drive is gone.

But that's imposs...

[ Moaning ]

It's the space aliens!

It's the space aliens!

Come on,

You're not afraid of aliens

That don't even exist, are you?

[ Grunting ]

Space aliens!

- Aah! - Aah! Aah!

Numbuh 3,

Where's the ship?

There,

And my sister's on it.

She's lucky.

At least she's not trapped

On a powerless ship

With a bunch

Of head-eating space aliens.

[ Gasp ]

Man, numbuh 5 has got to stop

Drinking so much soda

During space travel.

Hey, you guys got the drive

Installed already.

- Girl: - it's been a while

Since I rigged up

A food processor fuel drive.

Yeah, you always were good

With the 2x4 technology...

Numbuh 11.

My name is cree!

And you know I'm not a member

- Of your stupid babies next door - anymore.

I'm with the adults now.

So, what's my big sister's

Big plan this time?

Well, if you must know,

The only reason I let you runts

Capture me in the first place

Was because I knew you'd take me

To your moon base headquarters.

Once there, I would escape

And then use the access code

I stole from your brain

To detach

Your little tree fort

So it would just drift away

Into the sun and boom!

No more kids next door.

But before we could even get

To the moon base,

The stupid pilots got into

An argument about trading cards

And accidentally hit the

"Blow up the engines" button.

Ugh!

Who else but a bunch

Of stupid kids

- Would put - a "blow up the engines" button

On a spaceship?

So I've been stuck

On that transport with...

The spooky space aliens?

Hey, why didn't they eat

Your head?

Raah!

Yay!

Funny fight!

- [ Suspenseful music plays ] - come on, crabigail!

Let's see what you've got.

Hi-yah!

Hi-yah!

Give it up, sis!

You know I was the best fighter

In the kids next door!

That's right.

He-yah!

[ Grunts ]

You w the best.

Grr!

Yah!

[ Upbeat piano music plays ]

Do you mind?

Do you mind?

- Sorry. - [ Suspenseful music plays ]

Whoa!

Ha!

Now I'm gonna ship you

Into deep space

Along with the rest

Of the trash.

Hey, are you guys

Being serious?

Do I look like I'm fooling,

Girl?

Believe me,

She isn't fooling.

But that's...

That's horrible.

You guys are sisters,

And sisters are supposed to love

Each other no matter what.

[ Violin music plays ]

Sure, sometimes my sister

Gets on my nerves,

And sure, we don't always agree

On everything,

But I know in my heart,

Deep, deep, deep, deep,

Deep down in my soul

That come what may,

I have a friend...

No! More than a friend,

A special person who loves me

For who I am,

A person who

I'm proud to call...

My sister.

What happened to us,

Cree?

I-i don't know.

I got older.

Things change.

You know, when you were in

The kids next door,

I wanted to be

Just like you.

You were the best,

And I was so proud

To be your sister.

Oh, abby.

Cree.

Best friends!

- Oh. - Oh.

Cree, there's something I've

Always wanted to say to you.

Yes, sweet, little abby.

I b*at your butt!

Huh?

[ Crash ]

Ew.

- [ Laughs ] - sucker.

Lucky sh*t, girl.

I was about to do

The same thing to you.

Maybe next time.

[ Laughs ]

You are so in trouble

When I get home!

Mooshie: older sisters...

They always fall

For that teary junk.

Must be hormones

Or something.

[ Screaming ]

Hold your fire!

- Numbuh 2: - did we get them?

I think so.

Hi, spacey spooky

Space aliens!

Hey, you're not

Space aliens.

At least someone knows

The difference.

Numbuhs 92 and 93.

[ Nervously ]

Long time, no see?

I don't know what's worse...

Being bound and gagged

By that stupid teenager cree

Or you idiots.

And who's that little girl?

She's not supposed to be here.

Kids next door headquarters is

Gonna want to hear about this.

I'm seeing big,

Fat decommissions all around.

Well, don't just stand there!

Help us out of these!

Hey, what are you...

Ow!

Cut that out!

Stop it! Ow!

All according to plan.

[ Laughs ]

All according to plan.



♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door