01x05 - Operation: O.F.F.I.C.E./Operation: A.R.C.T.I.C.

[bunniefuu]

[ Stomping ]

Gah!

[ Bellows ]

Aaaaaaah!

[ Growls ]

Oh!

Yaaaaaaah!

Come on,

You overgrown piece of...

Waaaaah!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Aaah! Aaah!

[ Groans ] [ groans ]

Wha... Wha...

Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!

[ All groaning ]

This ain't right.

victory is mine,

kids next door!

now it is time for...

[ All gasping ]

Lunch break!

All right, so we're not

Totally prepared

For a giant bunny att*ck.

We'll train some more

After lunch.

- And then we battle - the giant ducky!

- You promised, you promised, - you promised!

Ugh. I'll have to go upload

The robotic waterfowl protocols.

I'll be eating in my room.

Meet me in the training bay

When you're finished.

Perhaps the hypervelocity

Carrot projector. Hmm.

If we're moving up to duckies,

I'm gonna need some soda.

Huh?!

Ew.

Numbuh 5 hates turnips.

Well, I'll just get some

Ice cream from the fri... Aah!

[ All screaming ]

[ Crashes ]

Well, that explains where

The turnips are coming from.

But how did all these pipe...

[ Alarm blaring ]

[ Gasping ]

- Well, I suppose - you've all realized by now

That someone's trying to get us

To eat these gross turnips.

- I'm not sure where - they're coming from,

But a kids-next-door satellite

Scan should clear that up.

Computer:

initiating turnip scan.

initiating kids scan...

initiating turn... Turnip...

turn-i-i-i-ip...

- turnip, turnip, turnip, - turnip, turnip!

[ expl*si*n ]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

[ Screaming ]

Oh, great.

- Now what - do we do?

We've got to track

These turnips to the source.

The source?

What source?

This looks like a job

For the kids-next-door

P.i.p.e.p.o.d.

Computer: kids-next-door

p.i.p.e.p.o.d....

pipe-interior penetrating

electric-powered

oscillating drill.

[ Indistinct talking ]

Hold tight.

We're going in.

- Steady as she goes, - numbuh 2.

No problem.

I told you she'd handle great.

They're attaching!

Evasive action!

[ Growls ]

Uh-oh.

They're eating through the hull!

How far to the target?

Five miles

And counting.

We're not gonna make it!

Three miles...

One mile...

The engine's clogging!

We've reached the target!

She's breaking up!

Abandon ship!

Well, that was close.

Hey, look at this...

Eh, never mind.

Look! It's grandpa.

[ Humming ]

Grandpa! Grandpa!

What did you bring me

From florida?

Hey, wait!

That's not your grandpa!

So, you're the one

Responsible

For this giant turnip

Pipeline thing.

Purty, ain't she?

Should win the county fair

Hands down.

- Oh, come on. We know what - you're really up to.

You might force your disgusting

Vegetables on everyone else,

But the kids next door are here

To take your big, stupid turnip,

Chop it into little, tiny bits,

And serve it back to you

In a giant bowl of...

[ Rumbling ]

Soup?

Uh, numbuh 5

Doesn't think

The farmer's who we need

To worry about.

[ Roaring ]

[ All screaming ]

[ Groans ]

Kids next door,

Battle statio... Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

[ All screaming ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Beeping ]

Hello?

[ talking indistinctl ]

Oh, hi.

I'm at grandpa's.

We're having lots of fun!

Why don't you come over

To play, too?

Numbuh 3, who could you

Possibly be talking to

At a time like this?!

Hippy hop!

I'm inviting him

To visit grandpa.

The stupid robot?!

Of all the crazy...

No! Great idea!

Invite hippy hop!

Just tell him

It's a code x79!

Numbuh 1 says

You should come over.

[ talking indistinctl ]

Of course you can

Have lunch.

Grandpa makes good noodles.

[ talking indistinctl ]

No, the thin kind.

Hurry! Hurry!

Hurry! Hurry!

Okay, love you!

Gotta go! Bye!

Oh, and numbuh 1 says...

Code x... 7... 9.

Okay, bye.

Aaaah!

So when's the rabbit

Getting here?

Yeah! Ow!

Where's the... Ow...

Cruddy rabbit?!

Ow!

Look, grandpa!

I'm flying!

Whee!

[ All screaming ]

Hmm...

Aaah!

Aah! Ow!

Aah! Aah! Ooh!

Cut it out!

Oh!

Ow!

Aaah!

[ Panting ]

Aah! Aah!

He-e-e-e-e-e-lp!

Whee! Horsey!

Whee!

[ Straining ]

[ Gasps ] waah!

Whoa!

Hippy hop!

prepare for...

Waaah!

Rats!

I thought for sure

That would work.

[ Creaking ]

Huh?

Uh-oh.

Whoa! Ooh! Whoa! Ooh!

Huh?

Wh-o-oa!

Wh-o-oa! Wh-o-oa!

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ] [ sighs ]

Wait! Come back!

The county fair's

Next weekend!

Wait for me-e-e-e-e!

Bye-bye, grandpa!

- He's silly. - [ Giggles ]

Well, that's the last time that

Turnip will bother anybody.

- I say, - what is that?

Well, it looks just like

A giant turn...

[ All screaming ]

Gimme back my stuff,

You punks!

Look out!

Come back here,

You chickens!

Nobody runs from big brother!

Computer:

kids-next-door d.a.r.t....

dairy-accelerated

rocket thingy.

[ Straining ]

Huh?

[ Screaming ]

Ooh!

[ Moaning ]

[ Kids cheering ]

Boy, numbuh 2, you really

Socked it to big brother!

Wham!

Right between the eyes!

Ow!

Just like that.

Huh?

Ahem!

I believe that is an official

Puttkin precision golf ball

That you're holding

In your grubby little hands.

Only true champions like myself

May possess it...

So gimme!

- Hey! - Who do you think you are?

I am rupert puttkin...

World-champion miniature golfer.

They have champs

In mini golf?

The sport is called

Miniature golf!

Although I shouldn't expect

Snot-nosed kids

To truly appreciate the skill

That only adults can bring

To this glorious sport!

- Well, my pal - numbuh 2 here

Could b*at you any day

Of the week.

[ Laughs ]

Silly children!

Miniature golf

Is a man's sport!

If I were to play

One zillion, billion times

Against your fat little friend,

I'd mop the floor with him

Every time!

That's it!

- I've never played - your stupid game,

But you're on, mister!

- Fantastic! - [ Laughs ]

I look forward to

Crushing you.

Pbbbbt!

[ Gasps ]

Pbbbbt!

[ Both speaking gibberish ]

Yeah, that's it!

Show him your stuff!

Go on! Yeah, that's it!

Show him your stuff!

Uh... Thanks?

Ahh...

[ Smooches ]

Ready to take your b*ating,

Snot-nosed kid?

[ Laughs ]

Watch and learn.

Your turn... Loser!

[ Kids cheering ]

Show him your stuff!

Numbuh 3:

Go, 2! Go, 2!

[ Grunts ]

[ Chortles ]

[ Laughing ]

Oh, I gotta tell ya...

I've seen some

Bad miniature golf players,

But you...

You gotta be the worst ever!

Ha!

[ Cheering ]

Lucky sh*t.

[ Kids cheering ]

[ Chuckles nervously ]

[ Cheering ]

Don't worry.

This hole's pretty easy.

[ Camera shutters clicking ]

[ Theme from "jaws" plays ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

And we're here live,

Where a snot-nosed kid

Is attempting to b*at

World-champion rupert puttkin

At mini golf.

That's miniature golf!

[ Crickets chirping ]

[ Groans ] I can't believe it.

These people are stupid.

A hush has fallen over

This capacity crowd

At the 18th and final hole.

If puttkin can sink

This hole,

He'll win

And restore proper order

To the miniature golf

Universe!

- If he misses, - every ounce of dignity

Will be stripped from him,

And he'll live the rest of his

Miserable life in disgrace!

Let's watch.

Puttkin: come on, rupert.

- Hole in one, hole in one, - hole in one, hole in one...

Dude... Calm down.

It's just a game.

Just... A... Game?

Just a game?!

We have a new champion!

[ Cheering ]

Congratulations!

Do you plan on going pro?

Uh, no, I don't think so.

Mini golf's kinda dumb.

[ Echoing ] kinda dumb...

Kinda dumb...

Kinda dumb...

Kinda dumb...

Kinda dumb...

Kinda dumb...

Kinda dumb...

[ Growling ]

Aah!

mini golf's kinda dumb.

[ Rewinding ]

[ Knocks on door ]

Hey, maybe it's one

Of my fans.

Hello.

Whoa.

[ Yawns ]

Huh?

Wow, it's beautiful.

The mountains,

The golden gate bridge,

The sphinx...

The sphinx?! Ooh!

[ Muffled shouting ]

Ooh! [ Gasps ]

Hello!

Rupert?

No, I am the great puttinsky,

And you, my pint-sized nemesis,

Face certain doom in my ultimate

Miniature golf course!

It looks like somebody's

Stinky basement.

It's the ultimate

Miniature golf course!

- Ultimate because - it encompasses

The world's

Greatest monuments...

Miniaturized!

Not replicas... Oh, no...

The actual monuments!

Thanks to my miniaturization ray

Which I used to shrink...

You... [ Gulps ]

So we can have

A little rematch! [ Laughs ]

But this time you'll be

At a small disadvantage!

[ Laughs ]

You're nuts.

I am not nuts!

Woman: rupert!

What are you doing down there?

It's time for dinner.

Ma!

I'm busy destroying

My nemesis!

Destroy your nemesis later.

Your pork chops

Are getting cold.

Oh, for the love of...

Come on! Let's play.

Niagara falls!

[ Grunts ]

Hmph. Your turn.

Hmm...

[ Snorts ]

Oops.

Whoa.

[ Gasps ]

Whoa-oa!

Who-o-o-o-a!

- Wha... - [ Grumbles ]

You won't have

That much luck in france!

[ Chuckles ]

Oh-oh-oh.

Whoa! [ Grunts ]

Aah!

[ Growls ]

[ Elevator bell dinging ]

Hmm.

[ Whimpers ]

[ Whistling ]

Hey... I saw that!

Ooh!

[ Whistling ]

Oh, let me see...



We're tied?!

How is it possible?!

Well, no matter.

My victory is guaranteed

On the final hole...

The flaming hole of doom!

The flaming hole of doom?

Yes! [ Laughs ]

The most treacherous

And brilliant hole ever devised.

If I get a hole in one through

The spinning windmill,

It will activate my shrink ray,

Which will fire down the hole

That runs to the center

Of the earth,

And then the entire world

Will be shrunk

To the size of a golf ball...

Which will allow me,

The great puttinsky,

To play miniature golf

With the entire solar system

And the universe!!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Oh, I love myself!

Man, you are nuts!

- There's no way - I'm gonna take a sh*t

That might shrink the world.

Oh-ho-ho.

you won't be taking

The sh*t, shrimpy.

You're the ball!

I don't... Ooh!

Okay, let's do this, rupert.

You're the man.

Hole in one, hole in one.

Dude...

I can't believe you're getting

So worked up over a stupid game.

It's not a stupid game!!

[ Screaming ]

Yes! [ Laughs evilly ]

It's working!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Wha... No!!

[ Growls ]

Oh, no, my precious

Miniature golf course...

I'm stepping all over it!

No! Stop! No!

Oh! All my work!

Aah! Ow! Oh, that hurt!

[ Crying ] ruined!

It's ruined!

Aaah!

[ Speaks gibberish ]

[ Snoring ]

Woman: rupert?

What is going on down there?

Don't make me come down!

That's amazing, numbuh 2!

You saved the world twice

In one day!

That is gonna be

A kids-next-door record!

So, numbuh 2,

How about we celebrate

With a game of ping-pong?

Wha... I, uh...

Eep.



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