01x02 - Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H/Operation: T.E.E.T.H.

[bunniefuu]

[ Both gasp ]

[ Giggling ]

[ Whimsical music plays ]

[ Both sigh ]

[ Shouting, screaming ]

[ Tires squeal ]

Whoop.

Whoops.

Please give me

A vanilla chocolate swirl!

Whooooa!

All right, ice-cream man,

Spill it.

Please! I don't know

Anything! I swear!

We've had it with you guys

Just driving on by

When kids want ice cream.

You know what we want.

Huh?

Heh heh heh heh heh!

[ Tires squeal ]

Ha ha ha ha.

[ Grunts ]

Waa! Whoa-ho!

Ugh.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Rrrrr!

How's about a little

Hot fudge, sonny?

Oh, crud.

Whoa!

Huh?

[ Groaning ]

Ha ha! Bon appétit!

Huh?

Uh-oh.

Hang on, g*ng!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whooooaa!

Whooooaa!

Huh?

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Whoo-hooo haaaaa!

Aaaoow!

Yay! Strawberry.

That was close.

Now, where were we?

Eeeeeee!

Okay, talk!

- We know you're hoarding - all the soft-serve

In your ice-cream factory.

We also know there's a defense

System to keep us kids out.

What's the password?

I-i don't...

It's... It's...

It's "frosty"!

The password's "frosty"!

Figures.

Hey, numbuh 1, you might

Want to check this out.

A roadblock!

Quick... Tell numbuh 4

To turn the truck around!

I am numbuh 4.

Then who's driving?!

[ Screaming ]

What a waste!

[ Indistinct talking ]

Computer: kids next door

m.o.s.q.u.i.t.t.o.h....

massively oversized super-quick

undercover icy-treat transport

on heliojets.

[ Whirring ]

Yee-haw!

So long, suckers!

Bye-bye! See you later!

We love you!

Together: [ monotone ] so,

Did you give them the password?

Oh, I gave it to them,

All right.

[ Evil laughter ]

- Man, that was - too easy.

Blast them!

First they refuse to stop

Ice-cream trucks for any kids.

Then they lock all

The soft-serve away

In cold storage

So they can achieve

Their ultimate goal...

A super-huge ice-cream party

With no kids!

Get out!

- Blast! - No!

Party!

♪ Party, party, party

♪ Oh, party

Knock it off!

You can't go to their

Insidious party!

There won't be

Any kids allowed!

[ Blares ]

Heads up, captain.

We're getting in range.

Let's get us some ice cream!

This is it.

Numbuh 3...

Transmit password.

♪ La la-la la-la la-la

Rrrr!

Transmit again!

♪ La la-la la-la la-la

access denied.

[ Rumbling ]

[ Rumbling ]

It's too much, captain.

They must have

At least 41 flavors.

Numbuh 3,

What are you typing?!

♪ La la-la la-la la-la

"I love parties"?

[ Gasps ]

You do, too?!

[ expl*si*n ]

Get out of the way!

Frosty.

Take her down, numbuh 2.

Roger that.

Uhh!

Whew.

Man, that was still

Too easy.

[ Whirring ]

All right.

Steady, everyone.

Prepare for procedure

"Rooftop swirl."

Ooh!

It's cold in here!

We have to find the t*nk

With the soft-serve ice cream.

And some blankets!

I'm getting a reading

In this direction.

Brrr!

Bull's-eye.

Snow bird to mother's nest.

We've found white gold.

Roger that. Commencing

M.o.s.q.u.i.t.t.o.h. Bite.

[ Mechanical whirring ]

Looks like clean-cut here, 2.

How's your end?

We should have a full t*nk

In 30 seconds.

Roger that, numbuh 2.

- All right, team. - Let's roll.

Poor, poor,

Deluded kids next door,

Falling once again into a trap

Set by the delightful children

From down the lane.

- I told you - it was too easy!

It figures you creeps

Are in with the adults.

What flavor were you planning

On sharing with them?

Peach? Rum raisin?

Us eat the ice cream?

Oh, dear no.

I'm afraid the ice cream

Will be eating you.

[ Rumbling ]

- Numbuh 2, what's going on - up there?

I'm not sure, captain.

Something's gone haywire.

[ Metal clanking ]

Uh, numbuh 1, I think

We've got a problem.

Uh-oh.

Numbuh 2?

Uhh!

[ Cheerfully ]

Hey, fellas, I'm okay!

Waaah!

[ Growling ]

[ Roars ]

Run!!

[ Panting ]

[ Growls ]

[ Inhales deeply ]

Hello?

Brrr!

It's so cold.

Need blanket.

Huh?

Hey, frosty,

Come get a lickin'!

Huh?

Uhh!

You think chocolate

Can... Stop... Me?!

Urgh!

[ Muffled ]

I hate you.

Brrr!

[ Rumbling ]

So, numbuh 1, looks like

Your party's over.

Grrr!

[ Laughing ]

[ Growls ]

Mommy!

[ Growls ]

What?

[ Groaning ]

I found a heater!

What's that?

[ Groaning ]

Did you start

The party without me?

Whoa!

Whoooa!

[ Bubbling ]

Mmm. Chocolate.

Waah!

A heater?!

Who puts a heater

In an ice-cream factory?!

[ Mutters ]

[ All screaming ]

[ Rumbling ]

[ Both sigh ]

[ Both scream ]

What now, numbuh 1?

♪ Party!

♪ Ice-cream party!

All: ♪ party!

♪ Ice-cream party!

I like it

When things are too easy!

♪ Party!

♪ Ice-cream party!

♪ Party!

My fellow kids next door,

I'm afraid I must leave

On a top-secret mission.

I, numbuh 1,

Will single-handedly infiltrate

A massive adult t*rture

Facility,

Filled with monstrous

Mechanical devices

Designed to make children

Vomit uncontrollably.

Ew! Ew!

Wow!

And that's not all.

Woman: [ cheerfully ]

Nigel, dear, come along.

You don't want to be late

For our trip to hap-happy land.

Uh, gotta run.

[ Door opens, closes ]

It's relaxing time.

Yay!

[ Sighs ]

[ Yawns ]

[ Snoring ]

What?! What?!

Those who do not pay

Their library fines

Shall incur the stingy wrath

Of count spankulot!

[ All gasp, scream ]

What?

[ Evil laughter ]

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Aaahh! Nooo!

[ Evil laughter ]

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Eeeee!

[ Evil laughter ]

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[ Evil laughter ]

Ow! Hey!

Ohh!

There... All paid up.

[ Evil laughter ]

All right,

Who forgot to turn on the

Spanker-spotter defense grid?

- Uh... - I don't know.

I think numbuh 1 usually turns

On the spanky-spotty thing.

[ Snoring ]

Ugh!

Nice expl*sives work,

Sergeant sensible!

Now, lets make

These kids presentable.

Yes, major mrs. Manners,

Sir!

It's the proper patrol!

- Ha ha ha! - Yee-haw!

Whoooa!

Huh?

Ow!

Noooo!

I cannot believe this.

I can't believe this.

Eeeee!

Whoa!

Good work.

Now let's get back to base and

Hang those new lace curtains.

Ew! Ew!

Ew! Ew!

[ Horn plays note ]

- So, what the crud - is going on here?!

Where were our super-powered

Anti-adult air-att*ck missiles?

Ahem.

More uranium,

Mrs. m*ssile?

What is going on

Around here?!

Huh?!

Whoa!

Uhh!

Aaahhh!

How is mrs. Meltdown?

[ Both screaming ]

[ All screaming ]

Together: [ monotone ]

Good evening, kids next door.

Is your leader away?

Too bad he'll miss

Your utter destruct...

[ Alarm ringing ]

What?! Curses!

The curfew alert!

Um, we have to leave now

Or father will be

Positively furious.

[ Whirring ]

I don't believe this!

Numbuh 1 leaves

For 2 minutes,

And everyone and their

Grandma att*cks us!

We're the kids next door!

We're supposed to be ready

For anything!

But just look at numbuh 2!

He's asleep!

[ Grunts ]

Hey, what did you

Do that for?!

You're sleeping!

You wouldn't be sleeping

If numbuh 1 was here!

If numbuh 1 was here, we'd

Be optimizing our defenses.

Yeah, by building

Some kind of cannon

That sh**t clams

Or something.

[ Giggles ]

That's it! Why didn't I

Think of it before?!

We'll build

A giant clam cannon.

Uh, numbuh 5 was joking

When she said, "clam..."

Building a clam cannon

Is no joke.

So I hereby declare myself

"Temporary numbuh 1's

Not here leader"

To make sure that we

Build it right.

[ Chuckles ]

Don't hold your breath.

Numbuh 3:

Yay! Playtime!

- [ Yawns ] - see ya later.

Hey, where you guys going?

You'd build the cannon

If numbuh 1 was here.

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy...

Numbuh 3! Numbuh 3!

Hey, let's get cracking

On that clam cannon.

[ Scuffling ]

Ow! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Okay, okay,

I'll come back later.

Oh, yeah, get 'em,

Yippers.

What the...

Come on, numbuh 2.

Clam cannons don't build

Themselves, you know.

Wha...

Heeeeey!

[ Thud ]

You'll be jealous

When numbuh 5 gets all

The credit for helping me!

Oh, man, numbuh 5

Has got to stop drinking

A billion gallons of soda

Before bed.

Numbuh 4: hi. Wanna check out

Your clam-cannon work schedule?

[ Smacking ]

Whoa! Ohh!

[ Muffled ] okay, so I'll

See you upstairs later then.

[ Birds chirping ]

Ohh, my head hurts.

Numbuh 5 is wiped out.

Finally...

There you are!

Okay, you wasted

The whole night sleeping.

We can't change that,

But we can make up time if

We focus on our clam cannon.

Whatever.

I'm gonna focus

On my cereal.

Waah!

Numbuh 4: a strong leader

Makes a strong clam cannon,

And a strong clam cannon

Makes a strong leader.

Aw!

But I want breakfast!

No breakfast!

As permanent temporary

Interim leader,

I, numbuh 4, command you

To begin construction

On... My... Cannon!

Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh! Stupid clam cannon.

Why couldn't you have suggested

We make clam chowder?

How was I supposed to know

He'd go all crazy on us?

[ Snoring ]

Hyah!

[ Groans ]

Numbuh 4: come on, people!

We're behind schedule!

Work faster!

Work harder!

What you doing in here?

I-i was just, uh...

Move over.

We've got to put together

That clam cannon!

We've got to do it right,

- So we'll have to work - double time...

[ Screaming ]

And this is not double time!

No more breaks.

If you want to build a clam

Cannon, you can't take breaks,

And you can't have cake.

Can you build a clam cannon

While eating cake on your break?

Ha! It can't be done!

I'd love to see those delightful

Children try to take our cake.

They want cake?

We'll give 'em clams...

Lots of clams!

The fact is, you guys need

A leader... A real leader!

A leader... Like me.

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy boy?

Who's a happy boy?

[ Vomiting ]

- Numbuh 4: - let's go! Come on!

We can't waste

This precious moonlight!

Don't get a full moon every

Night, you know.

Let's go, go, go!

[ Groaning ]

Finally... I've done it!

I've accomplished

What no other leader

Has ever dreamed of doing...

The perfect defense system...

The ultimate clam cannon!

I hereby declare myself

Permanent team leader...

Forever!!

My leadership will inspire

Generations of kids next door.

That numbuh 1 ain't so hot.

Where's his clam cannon?

I don't see his clam cannon.

- [ Snoring ] - uhh!

You can't be a great leader

Without a clam cannon, can you?!

No, you can't!

This is a new age...

A new age

For the kids next "four."

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Gasps ]

It's the delightful children

Again!

Kids next door...

Battle stations!

Load the clams!

Load the clams!

Hello again, kids next door.

Sorry we had to cut

Our last visit short.

But this time

I'm prepared to spend

Plenty of quality time

With you.

You're no match for my clam

Cannon, delightful... Aah!

A cannon?

you have a cannon?

[ Groaning ]

Come on, g*ng!

We got 'em on the ropes!

So, kids next door, what do you

Say to a trip to pluto?

Have a... Delightful flight.

[ Giggling ]

[ Motor roaring ]

[ Vibrating ]

Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Uh-oh.

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Hello! I'm back.

Wha?

Wow.

A clam cannon.

Yeah!

Home, sweet home.

Great job, team.

A clam cannon

Is exactly the type

Of defensive mechanism we need.

Numbuh 1!

Yay!

It's about time.

But this cannon

Will never fire right.

The design is all wrong.

- We could make - some modifications,

- And if we work - through the night,

- We can have it done - by morning.

Yeah! Yay!

All right!

Let's go.

Work! Work! Work!

Can't a guy get

Any rest around here?!

Uhh!

What's his problem?

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

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