[ Wind Whistling ]
[ Man ]
Viewer beware.
You're in for a scare.
Goosebumps.
[ Crow Cawing ]
[ Bells Tolling ]
[ Chair Creaking ]
[ Voice Laughing ]
Karlsville is open.
Time to play.
[ Laughing ]
[ Continues Laughing ]
Good morning, guys and girls,
this is G.B. Radio 320.
It's gonna be a hot one today.
It's gonna climb way up there.
[ Music Playing ]
[ People Chattering ]
♪ Show me the money,
I'll show you the good time ♪
Todd, what a pig!
You're damaging the merchandise.
This is a Cal Ripken rookie card.
It's worth a fortune.
What's the big deal?
Who's gonna notice?
Jessica Walters, quick.
Uh, hey, Jessica.
Hey, Matthew.
- Selling any good cards today?
- Uh, no.
- We already sold all the cards.
- Yeah.
Sold them all, huh?
That is too bad.
But, you know, Matthew, I am in the
market for some new furniture, and...
[ Woman ]
What about that one?
This would go great in my room.
[ Sighs ]
- How much for the desk?
- The desk isn't for sale.
[ Woman ]
Good morning, Jessica.
[ Jessica ]
Good morning, Mrs. Erikson.
So, you're sure you don't want to
sell this desk?
Of course,
we're selling the desk.
- [ Sighs ]
- Oh.
- [ Mathew's Mom ] Make an offer.
- Let's see, um...
- How about $20.
- OK, fine, you win.
- But no deals.
- These cards are in mint condition.
- [ Sighs ]
- [ Woman ] That's great.
[ Man ]
How much are these books?
[ Sniffing ] Mmm.
Strawberry. My favorite flavor.
I'll give you $2 for it.
$2?
This card is in mint condition.
- This card is a collectible.
- $2. Not a penny more.
But you only paid
Bobby Stanley a buck for it.
Todd!
♪ Money ♪
Fine. $2.
- Uh, do you have change for a 20?
- No.
Oh, well.
[ Laughs ]
The only other bill I have is...
[ Sighing ]
Well, it's just a 1.
[ Matthew ]
Fine just take it and get out of here.
♪ I need money ♪
- [ Computer Beeps ]
- ♪ I want money ♪
♪ Money ♪
♪ M-O-N-E-Y ♪
♪ Money ♪
♪ Somebody give me some cash ♪
♪ Money ♪
♪ I need lots of money ♪
♪ Money ♪
[ Knocking On Door ]
Uh, hey, Jess.
Um, could I talk to you for a minute?
Yeah, sure.
Well, um... Well, Mom and Dad's
anniversary is next week
and I found them a--
a great picture frame,
sterling silver.
Oh, Mom loves pictures.
Yeah, it's the perfect gift.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It would be, if I could afford it.
Look, I... I just need to borrow
some money, I'll pay you back.
[ Sighs ]
Sam, with what?
I have told you a million times.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I've got to start saving my money.
You waste it on games,
and candy, and toys. For what?
Well, how about for fun?
[ Sam ]
Look, Jess, I don't want to
sit around all day
counting money like you do.
So I guess that's a no.
- Of course not.
- Hmm?
I never give up a good business
opportunity when I see one.
Let's see,
today's prime rate closed at 6%,
so, I will loan you the money
at 3 points overtime, that is 9%.
[ Sighs ] Forget it.
I'll make 'em a key chain.
Jessica, before you sit back to
contemplate your financial empire,
I need you
to sweep out the attic.
[ Sighing ] Mom, I don't want to
spend my whole afternoon
in some creepy old attic.
But if you don't do it,
Sam gets your allowance for the week.
Well, that's not fair.
[ Grunts ]
Yuck.
[ Sighs ]
Cool.
What a cute little town.
"Karlsville the Collector's Edition."
This could be worth a fortune.
Hello, Mom, it's Jessica.
Can you come up here?
[ Chuckling ]
Are you OK? What is it?
Over here.
I want to show you something.
It's some kind of miniature town.
Wow.
This is really something.
- I wonder who left it here.
- Probably the previous owners.
- Could I have it?
- Sure. Looks like fun.
Fun.
It's a collector's edition.
Could be worth something.
I'll sell it
and make some money.
You can keep the model town.
But don't sell it.
I want you to share it
with your brother.
[ Sighs ]
She has no business sense.
[ Cell Phone Rings ]
Jessica Walters speaking.
[ Cell Phone Rings ]
[ Phone Ringing ]
That's weird.
[ Phone Continues Ringing ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Phone Continues Ringing ]
Where am I?
What is this place?
Oh.
Hello? Who is this?
Karl.
But my friends call me Karl.
What's happening?
Where am I?
Karlsville. It's a small town
with big opportunities.
You like a good business opportunity,
don't you, Jessica?
How did you know my name?
Names aren't important,
opportunities are.
And an opportunity awaits you.
Step outside and look for it.
[ Dial Tone Buzzing ]
[ Gasping ]
Oh.
You're right on time.
I've been waiting. We spoke earlier?
- Earlier?
- On the phone.
Karl.
I know who you are. I--
I just don't know who you are.
Ah. I'm a businessman.
I own this place.
What place?
Karlsville. It's my town.
And I'm looking for a partner.
Someone who understands
a good business opportunity.
Someone who likes
to make money.
I thought that someone
might be you.
Look, I don't even know
how I got here.
Oh, who knows how they end up
where they do.
Is that a no?
- What kind of opportunity?
- The beverage business.
- Beverage?
- You're gonna love it.
Selling lemonade.
[ Scoffing ]
Lemonade.
I'm looking for serious
business opportunities here.
- I'm not selling lemonade.
- Karlsville has many opportunities.
We'll start small, see how you do,
and grow from there.
Besides,
this isn't just any lemonade.
♪ You got it made in the shade
with Karl's lemonade, yeah ♪
It's my own special blend.
People can't resist it.
[ Sniffing ]
You'll make a fortune.
- Deal?
- I get 50%?
Ouch.
You drive a hard bargain.
- Deal.
- Deal. Great.
I want you to meet our employee,
Nikki.
Nikki, I want you to meet my new
business partner Jessica, Jessica...
- Walters.
- Whatever.
She's in charge.
She knows business.
Knows what to do.
Knows how to make a buck.
You listen to her,
do whatever she says.
Let's see if we have
everything we need.
Ah-ha.
Now, Nikki,
don't raise prices.
I wouldn't wanna be accused
of unfair business practices
in my own town.
And, I can't be responsible
for what happens to
greedy little pigs.
Good luck.
Hmm.
Time to turn up the heat.
[ Laughing ]
Well, let's see
how good this stuff really is.
- Watch, listen, and learn.
- [ Baby Whimpering ]
- Good afternoon.
- Oh, hello, there.
[ Laughing ]
Oh, what a lovely baby.
[ Laughing ]
Thank you.
Lemonade?
All right. All right.
It is warming up a bit,
isn't it?
Yes, this will cool you
right down.
Well, thank you.
Ah. Well, that is the best lemonade
I've ever had.
- How much do I owe you?
- $1.
Oh, that's all?
Well, give me 2 more then.
Hmm. Well, thank you.
Good day.
[ Sighing ]
Good day, girls.
A little something
to wet the whistle if I might.
Boy, it's a hot one today,
don't fill it up. Just half way.
Here you are, sir.
- Refreshing. How much?
- $1.
That would be a bargain
at twice the price.
[ Echoing ]
Twice the price.
Twice the price.
Good day, Killman.
It's a scorcher, isn't it?
Give me a lemonade.
What's the damage?
- $1--
- $2.
$2.
$2 doesn't seem like enough
for such
a delightful lemon beverage.
You could charge a fortune.
[ Echoing ]
Fortune. Fortune.
Thank you.
I don't think that was such a good idea.
You heard what Karl said.
And you heard the customers.
It's called supply and demand.
They like the supply
and we demand more money.
[ Sighs ]
You pour, I'll price.
- Now what are you doing?
- Increasing our inventory.
- That's cheating.
- It's not cheating.
It's business.
♪ Oh, money ♪
♪ Money, money, money ♪
♪ Show me the money, baby ♪
♪ Show me the money ♪
- Thank you.
- [ People Clamoring ]
♪ Show me the money ♪
♪ I'll show you a good time, yeah ♪
♪ I'm not talking 'about
the place or the name ♪
♪ Giving the money
to the woman with the rhythm ♪
[ People Clamoring ]
♪ Ooh, money ♪
Hey, quit pushing.
Pour, Nikki, pour.
Look at these people,
what happened to them?
Who cares?
Look at all this cash.
[ People Shouting ]
[ Woman ] Excuse me.
Coming through. Hey, come on.
♪ Show me the money, baby ♪
♪ Show me the money ♪
♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
♪ Money ♪
♪ Show me the money, money ♪
♪ I'll show you a good time ♪
Excuse me.
Excuse me, everybody.
I have an announcement to make.
- We're all out of lemonade.
- [ All Gasping ]
There's only one glass left.
Out of lemonade?
How can that be?
- We want more!
- [ All Clamoring ]
OK, calm down, everyone,
calm down!
There is one glass left.
And I will be happy
to sell it to the highest bidder.
- What're you doing?
- Just listen.
- I'll give you $10.
- [ Woman ] Make that $20.
- [ Woman ♪2 ] $25!
- [ Man ♪ 1 ] 30!
- $50!
- $100!
[ People Exclaiming ]
[ Baby Whimpering ]
She had more all along.
She was squeezing us.
- Yeah.
- Please, please...
She's nothing
but a greedy little pig.
[ Echoing ]
Pig. Pig.
[ People Murmuring ]
Karl told you not to be greedy,
but you didn't listen.
You're nothing
but a greedy little pig.
- Get the pig.
- No.
Pig goes great with lemonade.
[ Groaning ]
But it's not my fault. Karl set me up.
- Karl?
- The man who owns the town.
- Karl could help?
- Of course, he could.
Karl loves bacon.
Karl!
[ Karl Laughing ]
- Get the pig.
- No!
[ People Clamoring ]
[ Laughing ]
What's happening to me?
[ Groaning ]
I guess our little partnership
must be dissolved.
What have you done to me?
[ Sobbing ]
You hogged the profits.
I should have known you were
nothing but a greedy little pig.
[ Screams ]
[ Sobbing ]
[ Karl Laughing ]
[ Grunts ]
You don't belong in business.
You don't have the head for it.
[ Laughing ]
- There she is!
- [ Gasps ]
[ All Clamoring ]
[ Sobbing ]
Here's your money!
[ All Screaming ]
[ Panting ]
[ Male Operator ] 911.
This number is no longer in service.
Oh!
Call home. That's it.
[ People Clamoring ]
- [ Busy Signal Beeping ]
- No!
[ Women Screaming ]
Cell phone!
- Get the pig!
- No. Oh, no!
[ All Clamoring ]
- [ Cell Phone Ringing ]
- [ People Clamoring ]
[ Ringing ]
[ Screams ]
[ All ] Get the pig!
Get the pig!
Get the pig! Get the pig!
Somebody pick up the phone!
- [ Cell Phone Continues Ringing ]
- [ People Clamoring ]
- [ Ringing ]
- Jessica.
[ All ]
Get the pig! Come on!
Jessica?
[ All Clamoring ]
[ Cell Phone Continues Ringing ]
- Hello?
- [ Screams ]
- [ Sam Gasps ]
- [ Grunts ]
[ Sighs ]
Oh, thank you, Sam.
Thank you for taking my call.
- What happened?
- You don't want to know.
Sam, grab the other end.
W-well, you just
can't throw it away.
- Watch me.
- Jess, it's cool.
It's evil, Sam.
No, it's not. Look, I want it.
It's a fantastic model.
You want it?
I'll make you a deal.
It's yours, on one condition.
You sell it back to me.
What?
You said you needed money
for Mom's present, right?
- W-well, yeah, but--
- I'll give you $50 for it.
$50?
A deal. $50!
All right, $50!
[ Sighing ] This town ain't
big enough for the both of us.
[ Footsteps Approaching ]
[ Matthew ]
Hey, look at this.
Wow.
Why would anyone throw this away?
- Hey, grab the other end.
- Yeah. OK.
All right.
All right.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
[ Laughing ]
03x19 - Chillogy
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Children's anthology horror television series based on R. L. Stine's best-selling book series of the same name.
Children's anthology horror television series based on R. L. Stine's best-selling book series of the same name.