02x03 - Life Can Change On A Dime

[bunniefuu]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...

COREY: Wake up.
Kylie just went into labor.

KRIS: What? Is it time?

- COREY: Yes, it's time.
- Oh, my God!

This is crazy!
We're gonna have a baby!

WOMAN: Your son is here!

We grew up with so many siblings,
it just really shapes who you are.

And I'm so happy
that she's expanding her family.

This is my ultimate vision.

We are starting to talk wedding dresses.

They're gonna send sketches, fabrics,
textures and stuff.

- Okay.
- From Italy.

The results are in.

Resilience, I'm a one percent?
Get the [BLEEP] out of here.

I'm the [BLEEP] photo of resilience.

Like, what are you talking about?

You [BLEEP] your own resilience.

I am just about to pack to go to Milan.

I'm gonna go to the Prada show

and I'm so excited for you
to take a ride on Kim Air.

I know, I'm so excited to see.

I really feel like I found
my personal confidence.

I feel like, it's like back in the day,

when you would walk
and I would like, scream for you.

Kim and Kendall take Milan.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[WINGS FLAPPING]

[PIGEONS COO]

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

[TRAM BELL RINGS]

Hi, may I order something to the room?

I'm still on a different time.
Do you have any breakfast dishes?

Like oatmeal?

May I please get a coffee, a hot coffee?

Thanks. I, like, have to wake up.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

KIM: I just landed in Milan,

and Kendall's walking in the Prada show
in two days.

[MAN SPEAKING ITALIAN]

KIM: I have no time for jet lag.

I am about to meet with the Prada reps.

They have my room,
like filled with tons of looks,

so that we make sure that
this whole trip I'm wearing just Prada.

It really is kind of, like, representing
and supporting their brand

while I'm here.

Yeah.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

Hi!

Hi!

- You look great, Kim.
- Nice to meet you. Thank you.

Dang, this is, like, stunning.

WOMAN: Gorgeous.

If it was tight towards the bottom,
like that. It would be...

- You prefer it to be tighter?
- ...more knee.

- Yeah.
- MAN: Yeah.

Did you manage to get any rest at all?

- You just flew all this time.
- A little bit.

- You must be exhausted.
- KIM: Yeah. Yeah.

I'm excited, Kendall's walking.

- I know!
- MAN: Yeah.

It's her first time, so...

And it's so nice, it kinda
worked out well that you were coming.

- And now, you can support her as well.
- Yeah.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

KIM: I'm not like your tall, skinny,
typical model

that will look good in everything.

So, we've been pulling archived pieces
and getting a lot of the men's pieces.

[PREIA SPEAKING]

[ALL LAUGH]

I just cannot believe it,

that all this stuff is for me!

This will never get old.

It's so nice to meet great people, okay.

And nice people. Because I think
we need to be...

We need to be, try to be
nice with people, no?

Give me your job any day.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

- Thank you guys so much.
- Nice to meet you.

- Bye.
- Bye, ciao.

To have, like, a fully custom
Prada rack...

Like, Miuccia Prada,
there's no one really more legendary.

And I just am so excited.

Even if I am super jet-lagged
and completely monotone.

I am so excited.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

KRIS: So, see the sign that says
"La Quinta Village."

That's supposed to be really cute.

And I've never been there.
Isn't that funny?

You're funny.

We should go there one time, Khlo.

I'll go where you wanna go, babe.

I know. You're my favorite.

KHLOÉ: Mm-hmm.

[COREY CHUCKLES]

Yup.

Today.

Exactly.

I've been through so much BS lately.

Going to the desert
is food for my soul right now.

And I asked my mom
if I can third-wheel it for the weekend

with her in Palm Springs.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Hi.

It's going great, how are you?

Uh, Palm Desert.
I'm with Khloé and Corey

and we're just on our way
to buy some gummies.

[CHUCKLES]

Right now, we're headed
to a dispensary,

because my right leg and hip

have been driving me crazy.

I sleep in pain,

and it seems to get worse
and worse and worse.

- Hi.
- MAN: Hi, welcome in.

- Thank you.
- Hi.

I'm just trying to, maybe,
get some relief.

- WOMAN: I do need everybody's IDs.
- Yes.

Listen up, everybody.

In the state of California,
this is all very legal.

You have to be 21 years old,

you can walk into a store
and you can buy gummies.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

And I got carded. Yeah, me.

Thank you.

Smells interesting.

Smells like a crazy party in here,
to be honest.

Kinda like the '70s.

MAN: So, what were you looking for?

I'm looking for something
for, like, relaxation or pain.

- Okay.
- I think it's, like, a joint pain.

- Okay.
- Not a joint.

- Yeah, yeah. [LAUGHS]
- For the joint.

- Got it? Okay.
- Yeah, I got it.

- So, something for joint pain.
- Okay.

You could do a balance
between CBD and THC.

For, like, any inflammation,
arthritic pain.

Anxiety, even.

Oh, I have that.

You've got a sour vegan gummy,
watermelon spritz.

Yes.

I won't do that.

This is chill.
Somewhat relaxing on the body,

and this could be also, you know,
really good for body pain.

- In general.
- Really? We need that.

Okay, let's do watermelon
and wild cherry

and we'll do one pineapple.

KHLOÉ: Do you guys have one of these
that say sleep?

- Like it's for sleep?
- Yes.

Yes, the midnight blueberries
are a top seller.

- KHLOÉ: I'll try that.
- You got it.

Are you into medicated lube?

KRIS: Medicated lube?

Yeah. Super different.

KRIS: Khloé,
I think we're onto something.

KHLOÉ: You guys can enjoy
that conversation. I'll be over here.

WOMAN: You gotta try it out.

- Sure.
- Listen, I'll try anything once.

KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You get high. And then, you know.

I don't know.
I'm gonna read the directions.

At $732 today.

KHLOÉ: Oh, my God!

This has been an expensive little trip
we're on.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

Come on

Hold up, wait a minute

Can't get enough when I'm in it

[CAMERAS CLICKING]

So hot, I can't help but get it

[WAITER SPEAKING]

- No, just a glass of red wine.
- Red wine.

KIM: Thank you. You guys want wine?

Definitely want to have artichoke.

What is tortellini? What...

WAITER: Like a ravioli.

KIM: Maybe I'll get that.

Do you have any that's not spaghetti?

Maybe like a penne, or anything else...

- Yes, of course.
- I'll have penne.

- Penne?
- Yeah.

Thank you.

Tonight,
I have no restrictions for eating.

WAITER: Here you go.

WOMAN: Oh, my God. This is so good.
KIM: Mm!

MARIO: So good.

Oh, my God.

KIM: I'm not sure
if I've ever clarified this,

but I am what I think they call
a flexitarian.

Which is, like, vegan sometimes,

and just not other times.

So, YOLO.

It's an expl*si*n in your mouth.

TRACY: Oh, my God. Is it?

CHRIS: Oh, my God.

[MAN SPEAKING]

WOMAN: Kim's worst nightmare.

MAN: Why is the bread ...

I thought your first post
was gonna be space.

Jeff Bezos invited Pete to go to space.

Pete Davidson made exclusive reveal now,
the comedian is headed to outer space.

This is not an SNL sketch, everybody.

I really can't believe it
that he is gonna go.

It seems like
such a scary concept to me.

Wait, are you gonna go
to training and everything?

I think so.

No, I'm not going to space.

TRACY: Would you ever go to space?
KIM: No.

Can it blow up?

- I remember sitting in my kitchen...
- CHRIS: Sure.

Yeah.

With my dad, with my sisters.

And the teacher was on that rocket ship
in the '80s,

and it exploded.

Like, I remember watching that.
So, I remember what that felt like.

And my parents were crying,

and like, then you hear
all these, like, other spaceships,

like, crash and so, it's, like,
really scary.

You know, I don't know.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Jeff Bezos is like when you get off,

I will have a suitcase with one billion
dollars of cash, would you do it?

Here's the thing.

I understand the greater goal
for our planet.

But I always was like...

Can it blow up? Like...

After talking to Bezos about it,

- and hearing how safe it is...
- CHRIS: Yeah.

And all the testing and everything
they do,

I felt comfortable with him going.

And I was like, okay,
if I didn't have four kids,

I would absolutely go, you know?

[CHRIS SPEAKING]

Eleven minutes.
The whole trip's 11 minutes.

CHRIS: Think of the looks.

- KIM: So I...
- In space.

KIM: It's one look.
It's an astronaut look.

TRACY: Wait, this is the first time
Kendall's walking in the Prada show?

- KIM: Yeah.
- That's exciting.

- Is she going out tonight?
- KIM: Thank you.

No, she can't be seen
with her different colored hair.

-[LINE RINGS]
- Hey, do you want me to bring you food?

KENDALL: [SLEEPILY] Um... I fell asleep.
I don't know what to do, um...

KIM: Okay, sleep.

- Sorry, I literally fell asleep.
- It's okay.

I'm leaving the restaurant
in a few minutes. I'm done.

Okay, I'll let you know if I get up.

Okay, bye.

Oh, thank you so much.

I have to feed Kendall, ASAP.

I've always taken on these, like,
momager roles

when we're travelling,
especially with Kendall and I,

so I'm gonna bring Kendall a to-go,

just to make sure that she's eating,

and she has really yummy,
authentic Italian food tonight.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN: Welcome. How are you?

Hello! Good evening.

Special delivery.

I think Kendall and I have,
like, a really special relationship.

I was 16 when she was born.

I would always have to go
on work trips with my mom,

and be Kendall's babysitter.

And everyone thought I was her mom.

I would be carrying the stroller,

and I just, like, remember
always walking around

and everyone was like,
"Aw, your baby is so cute!"

And I would be like, "I'm a baby!
What are you talking about?"

This isn't my baby. This is my sister.

I've just always been
super supportive of her,

and loved seeing her and her journey.

I got you two kinds of pastas.

KENDALL: Oh, my God.

This one looks interesting.

Wait, where did you go?

I don't know, I went to this restaurant.
It was so good.

Open that one.

- Which one? This one?
- Mm-hmm.

- Why?
- There's nothing in it.

It's a pasta, you freak.
I'm not trying to...

Oh. Ice cream?

I didn't mean to get you ice cream.

It looks like meat.

- Doesn't it?
- I know.

It's ice cream.

I thought I was bringing you another
pasta. They must have put that in there.

I wonder if the middle one's coffee.
[SNIFFING]

- You know I still can't smell, right?
- Peanut butter.

- Since I had COVID.
- Really?

Like, I can't smell Pyro's farts.

Well, that's good.

Yeah, but then like,
what if I smell like sh*t?

Well, hopefully,
you don't smell like sh*t.

It smells kinda like strawberry.

Strawberry? It's like coffee-ish.

Peanut buttery.

KENDALL: This is...

KIM: Coffee or peanut butter? Try it.

- I don't know, but I don't like it.
- Okay.

Pasta carbs and ice cream

before your big Prada debut.

You really look good as a redhead.

Oh, my God. I feel like,
in this light, it looks crazy.

I'll see you at the show.

I'm gonna wear
that gray and green outfit.

I like that one better.

- I wore the beige today.
- The other one...

it kinda looked like
you have a diaper on.

Go to bed. I love you.

Love you. So I'll see you tomorrow.

- Love you.
- Love you.

- Bye.
- Good night.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay.

KRIS: You look cute.

Wearing the same thing I wore earlier,

except I now have a jacket and boots.

You know me.

- Makes all the difference in the world.
- Yeah.

Do you want to try one of these?

What? Right now?

Yeah, why not?

Wait, what happened?

This is my party bag.

This is my sleep bag.

I don't wanna get it mixed up, or
I'll be sleeping on the way to dinner.

I'm a little nervous

about taking this gummy.

But I will literally do anything

to see if it relieves my hip pain.

Okay, so should we take
a whole or a half?

- I will take a half.
- Okay.

- I don't know what's happening with you.
- Here. Here's yours.

Why don't you just give me that... Yeah.

KRIS: Mm-hmm.

We'll start here.
I'll put it into my purse.

So am I gonna get arrested
if I have it in my purse?

No, and I'll take it if you get scared.
I don't care.

"It was hers, your honor."

Yeah, I could care less.
Doesn't matter.

I've already been to jail before.
It doesn't matter anymore.

I went to jail, I think,
when I was like 22.

[LAUGHING]

I think I was 22.
I went to jail for a DUI.

Not smart. Don't drink and drive.

KRIS: Your mugshot's really cute.

KHLOÉ: My mom has my mugshot framed.

She does. I think it's in her office.

Malika did my hair for my mugshot.

I did my own makeup.

But I've never been to jail since.

So I've learned my lesson.

I text with Tristan.

He said he's really excited,
because the team is so good,

and they're going to the play-offs
and all that.

- Nice.
- So that's something to look forward to.

I mean, how cool for him.

Yeah.

It must be so interesting,
like you're a member of a team,

and you're not going to the play-offs

and you have no prayer
of going to the play-offs

and suddenly you're on a team
and you're going to the playoffs.

And how life can change on a dime.

Yeah. I know.

How life can change on a dime.

Yeah.

In all ways.

It's probably... Maybe practice.

Like...

I mean, I think a lot of people
maybe forget

that I've been through
a lot of BS.

You know, my ex-husband
when we were married

definitely had a very public
drug problem, and...

Was found in a brothel, and was...

You know, there was a lot of things

that probably aren't forgivable.

And I was... I'm still able
to forgive him,

and move on, and want the best for him, and...

It only hurts me
by holding on to all this stuff.

So, let it go.

Let go, and let God.

Oh...

Well, I'm happy for us.
We should go get tacos.

Yeah, let's go.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

KOURTNEY: We are at my sh**t

for my Bustle cover.

Um...

Did I explain it right?

I'm sh**ting the cover of Bustle today.

And we're about to do
a little, like, behind the scenes video.

Bustle is a digital magazine
for young women

and they have asked me
to do their cover.

And I really loved
their creative concept,

so I decided to do it.

Do we do that video first
or I'm sh**ting first?

We do the video first.

You do a flip cup.

- Flip cup?
- Yeah. Have you ever played it?

No. Flip cup?
I have played beer pong.

So, what am I gonna do? Chug?

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Ah!

Oh, my God.

Okay, so what else, let's see.

Playing tic-tac-toe with yourself.

It's your turn.

Ha-ha, I won.

LIZ: Try and throw
an almond in your mouth.

KOURTNEY: I can do that.

Now I have a lot of almonds.

KOURTNEY: I just like to doodle.

DANI: Like, she doodles a cover.

KOURTNEY: Yeah, I'll just do it.
I'll do swirls and hearts.

So, obviously, my body is changed.

Yeah.

But it was, like, all of the

hormones, that the doctors put me on.

Eight months of IVF treatment

has definitely taken a toll
on my body, mentally and physically.

And, I think,
you know, it's taken a lot

to get me to the place
of feeling really comfortable.

and happy with, um, the changes.

Everyone always comments,
like in every photo,

like, I'm pregnant.

And like, obviously we wish that,

but if it's in God's plan.
you know, then it is.

I mean, everyday, like, Travis is like,
"You're perfect."

If I make one complaint, he's like,

"You're perfect, you're so fine."

- He's like, "You're..."
-[ALL LAUGHING]

He's like, "You're so fine."

Like, "You've never been,
like, better."

And now I'm like, I'm so into it.

DANI: Aw.

Having a partner
who's so supportive of me

and always complimenting me,
like no matter what,

it's just, like, helped me to really

embrace the changes

and actually to the point
where I love the changes now.

My ass is amazing.

I'm so into my, um, thicker body.

I looked at photos of my body
when I was so skinny,

it is cringy.

When I was super skinny,

it's, like, a time
that I was super anxious.

Not about eating,
not about staying a certain weight,

but like, just in, like,
toxic relationships.

I used to always say this,
like, when I'm super skinny,

just know I'm not happy.

My weight, I used to go so much
by weight.

Oh, my God. I used to be,
like, 95 pounds.

And then I would be like...

Then, like a 105 became my new,
like, normal weight.

I'm a 115.

I used to be, like,
stuck on the number.

- Dani...
- That's a reality.

You're perfect. You just need new pants.

[ALL LAUGHING]

- What do you think?
- DANI: I think it's a moment.

Okay.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

KOURTNEY: I also, like,
love being curvier.

It's just channeling that queen energy

and embracing the woman that I am.

[SONG CONTINUES]

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

KHLOÉ: Have you been
to this restaurant before?

KRIS: Yes.

I've been going to Las Casuelas...

Oh, God. Since the '80s?
This is what we're doing again?

"Oh, I've been going to Las Casuelas
since it was invented.

"It was erected in 1972

"and I was the first one to be there
at the door.

-"I have my own table."
-[KRIS LAUGHING]

"A margarita after me."

Oh, my God.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

Hey, mamacita, mamacita

Hey, mamacita, mamacita

Let go
Until we get it right...

MAN: Welcome to Las Casuelas.

KHLOÉ: Thank you for having us.

- There, your table's right in front.
- Thank you.

Khloé is handling the whole
Tristan thing with so much grace.

But as her mom, I can tell
Khloé has been feeling really down.

I can just feel her energy,
and I know she internalizes everything

which I do worry about.

But I'm really happy
that she's here in Palm Springs with me

and we're gonna have some fun

and cheer her up.

[SONG CONTINUES]

Hey, mamacita, mamacita

- How are you?
- Hi.

Great. Thank you.

KHLOÉ: Thank you.

- KRIS: I'll have a margarita.
- Okay.

Largest.

COREY: Y'all don't feel anything?

May I please get the tostada suprema?

The same thing.

- And then, let's get...
- Don't you want a taco...

- I'm gonna get a beef taco.
- KHLOÉ: Oh, good.

- Thank God.
- And a cheese enchilada.

Your gummy definitely kicked in.

You just ordered, like, five things.

I kind of feel it, like,
from the neck up.

- A little bit.
- KHLOÉ: From the neck up?

KRIS: Mm-hmm. Kinda fuzzy.

You got nothing?

Mm-mm.

WAITRESS: So, I have
your margaritas right here.

KRIS: Oh. Awesome.

- Thank you.
- KRIS: Thank you so much.

Cheers to Palm Springs.

COREY: Cheers to Palm Springs.

- Love you guys.
- Three is company.

- Come and knock at my door.
- That's us.

Good old three is company.

Khloé, when's the last time
that you had an all girls' night?

An all girls' night?

Yeah. Like, just, let it...

[LAUGHING]

Khloé...

Oh, my God, Khloé. When's the last...

[CONTINUES LAUGHING]

- KHLOÉ: Are you okay?
- Yeah.

The gummies have clearly kicked in
with my mom.

Yeah, I don't think my mom is feeling
any hip pain right now.

She doesn't seem like it.

What? What?

- Huh?
- KRIS: Huh?

COREY: Oh, my God.

KHLOÉ: Your gummy definitely kicked in.

- KRIS: Oh, my God, Khloé.
- COREY: Oh, my God.

[LAUGHING] When is the last time...
You better answer me.

- You're doing great.
- KRIS: Okay.

Are you okay? Are you crying?

No, I just can't...
My eyes are watering.

[LAUGHING] Your eyes are watering.

AKA, you're crying.

- I'm not crying.
- You're not?

When was the last time...

When? When?

You're so funny.

What?

- How is it happening already?
- I don't know.

- We've only been here for five minutes.
- I know.

Yeah, I think we should have taken
my mom home

when she started playing "peekaboo!"

[LAUGHS]

When he does the flip on your hair,

how does he get it to stay like that?

[LAUGHING] Crazy.

That can't be a real question of yours.

Oh! I need to give you
one of these everyday.

- Stop laughing. You're making me cry.
- KRIS: I can't.

I love when my family is silly
and light-hearted

and they can all laugh at themselves,
and I can laugh with them.

Like, this is what life is.

Just, oh, the fun,
relaxed nature of if all.

This is my happy place.

What?

What's happening?

-[CAMERA CLICKING]
- Oh.

[LAUGHING]

KHLOÉ: Let me see.

I look scared.

[LAUGHING]

Why is that funny?

Oh, my God.

Nothing... Nothing is funny,
that's the problem.

Just nothing is funny.

I can tell you...

I can tell you one thing for sure.

I am not feeling any pain
in my hip right now.

Not a [BLEEP] thing.

I do love you, though.

I do love you, too.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

KIM: I tied that differently in a knot.
Is that okay?

Instead of the bow.

Is it giving me too much camel toe?

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Look what Kanye texted me.

"No white glasses.

"Better...

"Make security wear black gloves.

"The orange look made me so mad,

"would have gone to jail
before I went out in that.

"I'll be home for North's game."

While we're here in Milan,

Kanye has the kids at home,

and he can't help himself.

We can laugh about things we like
or don't like.

No matter how crazy
things are sometimes,

we're always gonna be family.

I'll text him back, and be like,

"You know, you have been wearing
those boots for a long time, so...

"When you're ready to change
your outfit,

"let me know, and then
you could have advice on mine."

-[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
-[CROWD CHEERING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Back up. Back up.

[HORN BLARES]

The Prada show is tomorrow,

and Kendall
obviously can't come out yet.

But I'm gonna get some shopping done

'cause there's no, like, better place
to shop than out of the country

especially in Italy.

Back up, back up.

What the... Hi?

-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
-[CAMERAS CLICKING]

KIM: Hi.

This is kinda fresh.

Who makes that?

I think this is kinda cute.

Do you think North would like this?

- DANIELLE: Like this?
- Yeah, we can get that.

I do like that.

Oh, it's like huge huge. She'll hate it.

DANIELLE: You like those?

[KIM SPEAKING]

Are you into this, or no?

Is it, like, too black and white?

KIM: I was gonna get the New York one,
for Pete.

Pete has the best heart.

I feel like, people,
they have this idea of him,

that he dates all these hot girls,
and like, he does.

But he's just, like, the sweetest,
most thoughtful person.

I think I'll just get those two.

And I'm here in Milan
and thinking about him.

So I just wanna pick up,
just like a little thoughtful gift.

I love it.

By the way, so SNL just texted me.

They're submitting your episode
for Emmy consideration.

- No way.
- Yes.

- No way!
- Yes!

No way!

- Could you imagine?
- Oh, my God.

If you got nominated for an Emmy,
how amazing would that be?

Oh, but I wouldn't win an Emmy.
SNL would win an Emmy.

Or do I actually win one?

You would win one.

- Stop.
- Yeah!

- Really?
- You would win one with the show.

Ah, if I got nominated for an Emmy...

And then,
I can submit you for your star.

On the Walk of Fame.

- Finally.
- Finally.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Lassie has a star on the Walk of Fame,
and I don't.

- I just need a good Emmy look.
- I know.

Are you already...

And then I feel like
I could go to the Emmys with Pete

-'cause it's like, you know.
- Yeah.

We should start planning your outfit
now. Let's just speak it into existence.

- Oh, my God.
- You're gonna get nominated.

That would be insane.

PAPARAZZI: Kim, right here.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

KRIS: What would you like?

- Eggs?
- COREY: Uh, whatever is okay.

There's some pancakes here too,
if you want a pancake.

- COREY: I'll take a little bit of piece.
- I'm gonna have one.

KHLOÉ: Breakfast's just the best.

I don't play around with breakfast.
You burn it off the whole day.

KRIS: It's the most fun.

Are we gonna talk about last night?
Or yesterday? [LAUGHS]

I had fun with you guys.

I had fun, too, but... [BLEEP]

- Oh, my God.
-[KRIS LAUGHS]

Being able to laugh the night away

has been the best sort of medicine
for my spirit.

And I really needed this trip
to Palm Springs,

I think more than I realized.

And I loved spending this time
with my mom and Corey, and...

I'm just gonna follow my mom everywhere.

Living next to her is not enough.

If she goes to Palm Springs,
I'm going to Palm Springs.

And I will always have gummies on hand.

It didn't really hit you at all, did it?

No. But I'm fine with that.

KRIS: Thank God security was driving.

- Could you imagine?
- KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.

He probably thinks we're nuts.

Mom kept saying, "I'm fine. I'm just
doing emails. I'm just working."

Yeah, I heard her say, man.
Just, like, "How?"

I said, "I don't know
if you should do emails."

That's what I was thinking.

God knows what emails I sent.
I better check.

I love when my kids are having fun.

And I really did have a great night
with no pain.

But I woke up this morning
feeling exactly the same.

And kind of worse than ever.

So I think it's gonna be time for me
to go home, and see a doctor.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

We are sh**ting
for my brand new lip oils.

They are actually
our bestselling Kylie Skin product.

So people love the lipple.
People love...

People love my nipples. Just kidding.

Oh, sorry, sorry. I meant lip oil.

Yeah, like I wanna see it
a little bit pink.

MAN: Yeah. The pink top.

- KYLIE: That is so cute. I'm obsessed.
- MAN: Yeah.

It's actually my first sh**t
since having a baby.

So I honestly forget how to pose.

Like, I have to relearn how to pose.

Can you take a bite now?

But it's fun.
I'm really happy to be back.

- I like the light pink better.
- MAN: Yeah.

KYLIE: And I have the product, yeah.
Okay, we got it.

MAN: Okay.

I feel like I've been very spoiled
these last few months.

Just being able to hang
with my daughter all day,

and now I have my new baby.

First sh**t back, guys.

How do we feel about it?
Did you miss me?

Yes, did you miss us?

- Honestly, I really did miss you.
- I missed you guys so much.

- I'm happy we're back.
- Me, too.

It is hard to leave them again
and get back into work.

And obviously I run, you know,
my companies.

And so, just to juggle the two of them
could be difficult sometimes.

But my mom has been the best example
I could look up to.

She has a hundred kids,
and she still manages to do it all.

So, I'm very inspired.

I'm gonna change.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

WOMAN: You guys wanna
come in here and film?

- Yeah.
- Yes, can we?

- MAN: Always.
- WOMAN: Please.

Is the collar okay?

It is showtime, and Kendall is making
her big Prada debut.

I'm just excited. It's my first
Prada show, it's her first Prada show.

It's gonna be so much fun.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

Hi! Oh, my God,
we're twins with ours buns.

You look so good.

KENDALL: [ON PHONE]
Mine's more like a alien-do.

Oh, my gosh. You look like an alien!
I love it.

Alien vibes. That's, like, the vibe.

- Um, are you on your way?
- Yeah, I'm on my way.

Are you not even dressed? Is the show...

I'm getting... I'm about to get dressed
right now.

Well, you look so cute. I'm so excited.

Thank you.

Today is Prada day.

It's gonna be great,
and I'm extremely honored to be here.

Good vibes, you look...

A little sneak peek.

KIM: Ooh!

It's definitely a show I've wanted to do

since my very first season modelling.

So, my 17-year-old self
would be very, very proud of me.

You look beautiful.

- Thanks.
- That's a good look.

All right, I have to get dressed.

Okay. Good luck, I'll see you.
I won't scream, I promise. [LAUGHS]

- Okay.
- Okay, bye.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
Running free

Through these streets

Chasing my destiny...

There's nothing more fun
than when you're working,

and you can have a family member
in the same country,

let alone city, let alone next hotel,

to just be there.

I mean, even last night
Kendall called me, a little anxious.

And so I think that it made her better
just knowing that I was right next door.

[SONG CONTINUES]
Flash, flash, goes the camera

- Let me strike a pose
-[CAMERA CLICKING]

Flash, flash, goes the camera
Let me strike a pose

[CROWD CHEERING]

I'm gonna see my name in black

I'm gonna see it up high

Flash, flash, goes the camera
Let me strike a pose

KENDALL: Prada is very exclusive.

They're still a family-owned company
and fashion house.

They know their worth, and I respect it.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

It's better than ever

Wow

It's a new look

And it's looking real good

KENDALL: It's such a surreal moment
to have your sister watching.

Not a lot of people get to say that,

and I think
that we're really, really fortunate.

[SONG CONTINUES]
Oh, wow

KENDALL: Backstage,
they give you characteristics

of the type of girl they want you
to portray on the runway.

"You're a strong girl,
you're a confident girl."

or like, "You're light
and you're feathery."

And then you
kind of forget to breathe.

You finish walking,
you get to the end of runway,

and you're like,
"Did I just black out?"

"Was that okay?
Like, what did I just do out there?"

[SONG CONTINUES]
It's a new look

And it's looking real good

Just like it should

Uh-huh, yeah, looking real good

Italy was amazing, and I loved
being Kendall's, like, stage mom,

momager.

But, I don't know,
I get homesick after a few days.

That's just me.

So I'm ready to go home
and see the kids,

and just build off of this
new confidence.

[DISTANT BELL TOLLING]

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

MAN: How's the hip feeling?

You know, I don't know.
It's, like, good days and bad days.

So I'm having a really hard time
walking up the stairs.

And there's a lot of stairs.

I have tried just about everything
to get rid of this hip pain.

I have tried CBD,

THC, XYZ, ABC...

I got no more letters
in this vocabulary.

MAN: How's this feeling?

KRIS: It's hard for me sometimes to tell
where it's coming from.

But what I do know is that the pain
at night is coming from the hip.

- Yeah.
- Because I can...

Like, I just... All night, every hour,
I'm waking up.

I mean, during the day,
I'm, like, getting through,

but that's really not a great quality
of, like, my life,

'cause I'd like to be more active.

- And play with my grandkids.
- Right.

- I feel like I'm gonna...
- You are active.

- ...mess something up.
- Right.

I was pretty active my whole life.

And...

I actually did
a series of workout tapes.

- Like, you're the one instructing...
- I'm the instructor.

You bet.

How long ago?

"And I'm Kris Jenner." That was my line.

How long ago was that, Kris?



- Wow.
- I don't know.

We're gonna start out
with the arms today,

even though we're gonna concentrate
on the butts, hips and thighs.

You'll be shaping and toning
your whole body...

ANNOUNCER: ...with Power Walk Plus.

KRIS: And I'm Kris Jenner.

I was thinking yesterday,
it's like a real appreciation for...

- The little things?
- Never taking anything for granted.

MAN: Yeah.

When was the last time
I went dancing,

or when was the last time
I walked across the room?

And felt great with a skip in my step?

- Yeah.
- You know.

People take that for granted.
You never know what's gonna happen.

Yeah. Well, we've tried
a few sessions, and...

I know.

It's time to see the surgeon
and see what he says.

KRIS: Aside from the fact
that my life would be in chaos

if I had to schedule surgery right now

with all the work
that I have going on...

You can just really...
The struggle of what it's like to...

Makes me wanna cry.

Oh!

[VOICE BREAKING]
No, it makes me wanna cry, like...

'Cause it scares the sh*t out of me.

You don't...
I don't know why I'm crying.

Just like you don't wanna feel like
you're gonna be that person on a walker.

I can't tell my kids I'm scared.

They have enough problems.
They don't need to worry about Mom.

So don't tell my kids I'm scared.
[CHUCKLES]

I'm fine.

Most of the time. Okay, I gotta go.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

KIM: Next on The Kardashians...

DOCTOR: From here to here,
there's no cartilage.

- What is the cure for that?
- Hip replacement.

It's just a mind [BLEEP].

It's like a suddenly,
I can't do all the... Things.

KHLOÉ: But so,
you gotta fix it so you can.

Right?

Guess who's coming over for lunch today.

Martha [BLEEP] Stewart.

KRIS: I wanna buy you it
for a housewarming gift.

A peacock?

- KHLOÉ: Oh.
-[KRIS SCREAMS]

KRIS: You lost the peacock.

What would be your advice
for women in business?

Get your [BLEEP] ass up and work.

Kim Kardashian has sparked outrage...

I'm, like, mortified.
I don't know what to do.

It's the right message,
the wrong messenger.

It's gotten completely out of control.

All the, like, false narratives.

- It never ends.
- It never ends. Will it end?

No, it won't end until...
I don't even wanna say, till we end.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

KHLOÉ: I'm hungry.

I want a large fry.

I don't really eat meat, but I sort of
feel like I want chicken nuggets.

Can I have more than six pieces?

Well, I can pay for it.

Oh, can I not have a kids' meal?

Can we get a 50-piece?

[ALL LAUGHING]

Yummy.