03x06 - A Tribe Called Quest

[bunniefuu]

Hey, hey. What's up, y'all?

Nothin'. Hey.

Yeah, um...i have an announcement to make.

I'm afraid I'm not going to be doing the show anymore.

I'm quitting all that.

What?!

Man, don't play like that!

Well, I'm moving to japan

To become... A sumo wrestler.

That's right.

In fact, I'd like you all to meet my instructor:

Yoko wasabi. Yoko!

Whoa!whoa, man!

Me and yoko leave for the airport in minutes.

We're going to japan.

Well, kel, i... Guess this is good-bye.

We'll miss you, kel.

[Voice breaks] a lot!

Kel?

Mm-hmm.

Um, since you're leaving, um...

Can I take over good burger?

Oh! Gosh!

Oh, come on! Like I can't go... Uh...no?

No, you can't!

We go.

Well, we go. Bye, everybody.

Wait, wait, wait, wait a second!

Looky here, mr. Yoko...

I'm sorry, but you not taking kel to japan or anyplace else.

Kel's gonna stay right here on all that,

Because that's where he belongs, with his fam--

Arrrrr!

Hey, leave him alone,

Sumo, boy!

Go, amanda!

[Cheering encouragement]

Come on, bring it! You got something?!

Arrrr!

Aaah!

[Tearfully] not fair!

Not fair!

Ha. Well... So much for sumo.

Hey, let's go do the show.

All right!all right!

[Door slams]

Mama?

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Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

[Beep]

Yes, carol.

Uh, dr. Migraine, your next patient is here.

Good, good. Send him in.

Doctor, I should warn you,

He's very...

Very what?

Well...

Foreign.

He's very foreign.

That's all right. Foreign people are terrific. Send him in.

I am ishboo.

Hello, ishboo.

I am dr. Migraine.

This lobster is for you.

Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Thank you.

Why are you giving me a lobster?

In my foreign land, when one visits the psychiatrist,

It is only proper to bring the psychiatrist a fat lobster.

Bon appetite.

Thank you!

Um...i'll just put this in my desk,

Where I keep all my lobsters.

Why don't you come over here

And make yourself comfortable?

Okey-doke.

Ishboo...

Yes?

Why are you on my lap?

Well, you told me to make myself comfortable.

I like your lap. It is warm and squishy.

Very nice. But, uh...

Why don't you give the couch a try?

As you wish.

Well, I suppose I am comfortable.

Good, good. Now, ishboo...

Why do you feel you need a psychiatrist?

[Whimpers and mutters]

I am depressed. I miss my foreign land.

I see. And what foreign land are you from?

Why must you scream at me?

Who's screaming? I'm not screaming.

If you do not like foreign people, I can just leave.

Oh, no, ishboo, please don't. I like foreign people--

Especially depressed ones.

I just want to help you feel better.

Well, then, rub my shoulders.

Uh, no--

Rub my shoulders!

Rub! But I don't--

O.k. All right.

Yes. Get my blipner.

Oh, yes! That's it.

O.k. Thank you. You may stop.

All right. Good. How was that?

I've had better. You may sit.

Good. Thank you. Ishboo, in order to learn more about you,

I'd like to try a word association game.

Please explain.

I'll say a word and you say the first word

Underpants. That comes into your mind.

No, I haven't started yet.

The first word will be...hot.

Mama.

Laugh. Hippo-potamus.

Brassiere. Cheese.

Squeeze. Pants.

Kiss me! Day.

Oh, no--

Let's--let's try something else.

This doesn't seem to be getting us anywhere.

What do you think would make you happy, ishboo?

Pie.

Pie.

Foreigners love pie.

What kind of pie?

Possum pot pie.

Possum pot pies might make me happy.

All right.

Carol, please get us possum pot pies.

Uh...sure.

[Knock on door]

Possum pot pies.

Oh!

Fine, just place them over there.

O.k., Ishboo.

Let's dig in.

Ha ha.

Aah!

What's the matter?

You did not say furnadiggy.

Um...should I have said furnadiggy?

In my foreign land,

One must say furnadiggy

Before impaling a possum pot pie with a fork!

I didn't know!

Silence! Now we must both take our pies...

Scream, and press the pies into our faces.

But why?

Because I am foreign!

Why must you disrespect me?

Oh, I'm--i'm--

He's disrespecting me again!

Ishboo, I am sorry.

If you say we must now scream

And press our pies into our faces,

Well, o.k.

Thank you. Ready?

Ready.

... ...

! !

Aah! Aah!

You didn't do yours.

You're the one who forgot to say furnadiggy.

Ishboo, that's it.

Foreign or not, you're darn peculiar.

I'm going to have to hypnotize you now.

Not if I hypnotize you first.

Look at my swinging jewel.

Now go to sleep.

Now...

When I snap my fingers again,

You will quietly sit down

And forget this whole thing ever happened.

......

.

[Crowing]

I'm a rooster! I'm a rooster!

[Crowing]

Watch me fly!

I do not think roosters can fly.

[Meow!][Thud]

I knew it.

And now, lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

If the little horn on your bike is broken,

Just ride down the street screaming, "honk! Honk, honk!

I'm a little bike horn!"

People who live in glass houses

Should always wear pants.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

When the chicken gets fried, I'm comin' over!

This has been lori beth denberg

With vital information.

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

♪ Kiki's boat ran into fran's ♪

♪ They sank into the sea

♪ Now they're on this island here ♪

♪ Where they live perpetually ♪♪

The...

♪ I caught me a halibut

♪ I caught me a halibut ♪

Hey, fran, looky! I caught me a halibut fishy!

Looky, looky, looky!

I don't want to look at your halibut, kiki.

I'm trying to build a -way radio

So we can get help and get off this miserable island.

Oh, come on, fran, look at my fishy!

Whoopsie-daisy, fransie!

Kiki!

[Buzzing]

Uh-oh.

There's a bee.

A bee, a bee!

Oh, the bee landed on my -way radio.

Oh, I'll k*ll it! I'll k*ll the bee!

No, kiki--

Bye-bye, bee!

Kiki, no!

Aw...whasha matter, fran?

You smashed my radio.

And my little desk, too.

[Drumming]kiki, did you hear that?

It sounds like... Drums.

Drums?! I love drums!

Hey, if you say drums backwards,

It's smurd!

Smurd, smurd, smurd, smurd smurd smurd!

Will you stop saying smurd?

Oh...oh, the drums are getting closer.

I wonder who-- aah!

Hiya, hiya!

I'm kiki!

[Drums stop playing]

Careful, kiki. They're island natives!

Ah! Female speaks truth!

Me kowunga!

Me tajunga!

Oh, oh!

Me kiki!

Quiet!

Hey, fran, I wonder if island natives are ticklish!

♪ I bet you're ticklish! ♪♪

What, um, ticklish?

Oh--this is!

Tickle, tickle, tickle!aah!

Tickle, tickle, tickle!no, no, no!

Oh, kiki, stop tickling the savages!

We no come here be tickle!

Why did you come here?

We've come... For human sacrifice.

[Grunting]

Oh, groovy!

It's not groovy.

Yeah!

Well...why do you need a human sacrifice?

Oh...

To feed it to

Sacred hamster!

Oh, scared hamster!

Oh, I love sacred hamsters!

Kiki, don't you understand?

They want to feed one of us to their sacred hamster!

Oh, silly fran, silly fran, silly fran!

Hey, you guys. I know a song about a hamster.

Wanna hear it? Wanna hear it?!

No. No, not really.

♪ Oh

♪ I been ticklin' my hamster ♪

♪ The hamster's name is dave ♪

♪ Oh, I've been tickling my hamster ♪

♪ 'Cause hamsters are my fave! ♪♪

Ugh! Ugh!ugh! Ugh!hamster! Hamster! Hamster! Hamster!

Stop it! Stop it!hamster! Hamster!

Stop it! Stop it!hamster! Hamster!

Kiki, why must you sing about rodents?

Hey, a boulder!

What?

Huh?

No...no!

Hey, tajunga, wanna play boulder?!

[cr*ck]no, I don't--aah!

Ow...ow!

That's it!

She crazy! We go.

No, wait, wait. Please don't leave me

Stranded on this island!

Please! Not with her!

Hi!

[Sniffing]

[Buzzing]

Oh, you've got a bee on your cheek.

Oh! A bee?

I'll get it! I'll whack it with my fishy!

No, no! Kiki, no!

I got the bee! I got the bee! I got the bee!

And you fractured the native's face.

That's it!

That does it!

We no like you people at all.

Oh, how come?!

Because, first you tickle us.

Den you crush-a him foot.

Den you fish-whack kowunga.

Come on, kowunga. We go back to our island.

Ah. Ah!

Ah!

Hey, tajunga...

What if they follow us?

Hmm...

Wait.

Me know what to do!

You always know!

♪ La la la la! ♪

Thanks a lot, kiki.

You're welcome, fran!

You just had to make fun of their sacred hamster,

Didn't you?

It was fun!

Fun?

Fun?!

Kiki, we're tied to a tree!

You and I are gonna be stuck here...

For...

Stop it. Stop it.ever and ever and ever and ever...

And ever and ever and ever and ever...

And ever and ever and ever...

♪ This is all that ♪♪

Fresh lemonade.

Come and get your lemonade.

[Whack]

Fore!

Excuse me. Have you seen my little white golf ball?

It's about yea big.

You mean...this one?

Yeah, that's it. Give it to me, and I'll be off--

How many glasses of lemonade do you want?

Oh, no lemony beverage for me, thanks.

I'll just grab my golf ball and be on my merry way.

Wah!

What's the matter?

I went to all the trouble

To find your golf ball,

And you won't even buy any lemonade!

Wah!

But I don't--

Oh, all right.

Pour me a glass 'o' lemonade before you flood the place.

That'll be $..

$.?

I'm not paying you $.

For a glass 'o' lemonade.

Wah!

All right. All right. Here. Here, here, here.

, , , . $..

[Cheerfully] thank you.

Here's your lemonade.

Oh!

Ouch!

What's the problem?

This glass 'o' lemonade is steaming hot!

It burnt my tongue.

Oh. You're welcome.

Welcome?

Child, no one wants a glass

Of steaming hot lemonade

On a hot summer day.

Oh!

Do you want an icy cold glass of lemonade?

Precisely.

O.k.

There you go.

Oh, thank you.

That'll be $.

$?

Look, little girl,

I am not paying you or anyone else any $

For a glass 'o' lemonade.

Wah!

What is it now?

My mother said

If I didn't collect $

For each cold glass of lemonade,

She'd sell me to a family of hillbillies!

Wah!

Oh, all right. All right. Here, here, here.

Here. Here's $.

[Cheerfully] thanks.

Want a refill?

No. Just my golf ball, please.

That'll be bucks.

$?

[Whimpering]

O.k. All right. Here. $.

There you go, you little nuisance.

Come again!

No!

Lemonade!

Fresh lemonade.

Come and get your lemonade.

Hi. I'd like some lemonade.

Sure.

Coming right up.

Here you go.

Thank you very much.

That'll be bucks.

Wah!

What? What's the matter?

My mother said if I spent any money today,

She'd brush my teeth with a fish stick!

Wah!

Oh, don't try that with me, kid.

I'ma professional.

Wah!

Quit your blubbering.

It's getting old.

Hello. I'm connie muldoon.

What a pretty dolly. Is she for sale?

Sure. It's yours for bucks.

Wha--well, a hundred smackers

For a doll?

Do you take connie muldoon for a stooge?

Wah!

Why are you weeping?

My daddy said if I didn't sell my dolly for bucks,

He'd fill my pants with clam dip!

Wah!

Oh, you poor little child.

Here's $!

And you can keep your dolly.

Thanks, lady.

I'm connie muldoon!

Not bad, kid. You wanna work for me?

I'll pay you bucks an hour.

.

Deal. Come on.

Um, excuse me. Have you seen my hat?

Oh, there it is--

Oh, you want this hat?

That'll be bucks.

...hun--

I'm sorry. Look,

I'm not paying you any $

For my own hat.

Then make it .

? Where did you come--uh, no.

I ain't paying. Nuh-uh.

Wah! Wah!

Oh! All right. Here. Here.

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!