- Aw, here it go.
- ♪
♪ Everybody out there
♪ Go run and tell
♪ Your homeboys and homegirls
♪ It's time for Kenan & Kel
♪ To keep you laughing
♪ In the afternoon
♪ So don't touch that dial
♪ Or leave the room
♪ 'Cause they always into
something that's fun ♪
♪ And you don't
wanna miss it ♪
♪ It's double K
Like the good radius ♪
♪ Kenan & Kel
♪ Or should I say Kel & Kenan
♪ And you gotta watch Kenan
♪ 'Cause Kenan be schemin'
♪ With a plan or a plot
♪ To make it to the top
♪ But they kinda in the middle
♪ 'Cause they always
gettin' caught ♪
♪ This ain't the Hardy Boys
♪ Or a Nancy Drew Mystery
♪ It's just Kenan & Kel
♪ In your vicinity
♪ Like Seigfried & Roy
♪ Or Abbot & Costello
♪ Magic & Kareem
♪ Or Penn & Teller
♪ Somebody's in trouble
♪ Aww, here it go
♪ On Nick Ni Nick Nick
♪ Ni Nick Nick Nick
- AUDIENCE: [applauding,
cheering]
- Woo! All right!
- Wait, wait, wow, wow, wow.
Hello, I might be Kenan.
- AUDIENCE: [cheering]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I might
very well be Kel.
- AUDIENCE: [cheering]
- Wow! Thank you very much.
You know, we got a great
show for you toni--
- Enough with this craziness.
Let's start the show!
- No, Kel, they
can't put it...
Oh, man, it's not time
to start the show, man.
They're not ready yet.
- Oh, sorry.
I just figured if I didn't
give you a chance
to say something mysterious
about today's show,
all that bad stuff
wouldn't happen to us.
- Aw, Kel, Kel, Kel.
Naive, foolish,
destined-for-trouble Kel.
It doesn't matter when
we start the show, man.
How much more time
do you guys need?
- Uh, ten, maybe twenty
more seconds.
- You got it. Curtain!
- Uh, now what?
- We wait and then
we start the show.
- When's that gonna be?
- Oh, right about...
now!
Come on, Scaly.
- Kenan, I'm not Scaly.
Kenan, I think the people
backstage
need a little bit
more time.
Kenan!
Aw, here it go!
- Hurry up, Kel,
it's your turn.
- All right, calm down.
Here we go.
- Ah, playin' some
Penguin Hunter.
- Yeah, I'm beatin' him.
- No, you're not.
You're just temporarily
in the lead,
but that's about to change.
- Oooh, sure
you wanna do that?
- Uh! Uh! Uh!
[laughing]
Look at that!
I just took three more of your
cute cuddly little pengawins!
[laughing]
- Told ya.
- Come here, little pengawins.
I'm your master now.
You don't have to
worry about
that mean old Kenan any more.
I'm your boo-boo.
I'm your boo-boo.
- Kenan, could you give me
a hand with these boxes, please?
- [blows on dice]
Absolutely!
[rolls dice]
- Let me help you
with that, Chris.
- [straining]
I'll handle these, Sharla.
These boxes are...
heavy.
- Hi, Kenan!
Hello, Kel.
- Hey, Kyra.
- Kyra, why are you here?
- Well, Mom wanted me to come
down here and tell you
that we're going to Pizza Farm
for dinner tonight.
- Ooh, Pizza Farm! Hey!
♪ Mm mm mm mm mm
- Why we goin' to Pizza Farm?
- To celebrate my getting
straight A's.
Kel, you're invited
to come, too.
- Oh, yeah, Pizza Farm!
Yeah, that's what
I'm talkin' about!
Wait a minute!
What about Penguin Hunter?
Pizza Farm...Penguin Hunter.
Pizza--
Ah, Penguin Hunter!
Penguin Hunter and the pizza at
the farm and the pizza
and the hunter and the farm!
Oh, Kenan, what are
we gonna do?
- We gonna finish the game
and then we're going
to dinner.
- Oh...
- [penguin squeaking]
- It's hot in here.
All my pengawins
are gonna die in the heat.
You okay, Memphis?
Davis? Joseph?
Aw...
- Man, stop worryin'.
- What do you care?
You hardly have any penguins
left anyway.
- Okay, boys, we're going
to Pizza Farm. Let's go.
- No, no, we can't leave now.
We're in the middle of a game.
- Wow, Kenan,
you're gettin' whooped.
- I'm staging my comeback.
Y'all just go on ahead
and we'll meet you when I win.
- ♪ Except you're not
gonna win ♪
- Look, I don't
care who wins.
Just hurry up.
- Kel, I'll have a seat waiting
for you right next to me.
[blows kiss]
- Oh! Hey! Ah!
- And, Kenan, please keep
this door closed.
- But, Daddy, it's hot in here.
- Seriously?
I mean, anyone could just walk
in off the street.
- Okay, I'll keep
the door closed.
- Thank you.
- There. That's better.
- Kenan, it's hot.
Why don't we just quit
and go to Pizza Farm?
- Oh, you're afraid of being
a loser in one of the biggest
come-from-behind Penguin Hunter
victories ever.
- No, actually, I'm just hot.
- Oh.
Well, there's a fan
in my room.
Come on, let's take
the game up there.
- [fan blades distort
Kel's singing]
- Okay, I rolled a two.
So that puts me on the--
Oh, the penguin
partners square!
I get to take five
of your penguins!
Gimme the penguins.
Gimme the penguins.
I get five penguins.
Gimme the...
- You could take five
of my penguins
except for the fact that I have
a "keep my penguins" card.
[laughing]
- Oh, man.
- Wait a minute, where is
my "keep my penguins" ca--
Oh, I know.
I left it downstairs.
- Well, hurry up.
- All right.
- Oh, hello?
- Uh...hello?
- Hi, there.
- Who are you guys?
- Uh, uh, we're, uh...
We're...we're...here to...
spray for bugs.
- Yeah, we're the bug guys.
Bug men.
- Uh, yeah, yeah.
So, we're gonna be, uh, spraying
around down here,
so, we need you to stay
upstairs for...for a...
for...for a while.
- Oh. Oh. Okay.
It's cool with me.
But, hey, hey, let me
check with Kenan.
You know, Kenan lives here.
- For sure. Sure.
- Kenan!
- What?
- Is it all right if these guys
spray your house for bugs?
- Hey, Kel, whatever.
- All right, you heard him.
Go ahead, spray away.
- Okay.
And, remember, we need you to
stay upstairs for a while.
- Oh, yeah, I understand.
[laughing]
- Okay.
- [palm slap]
- Wait a second.
- Uh...
- I forgot my "keep my
penguins" card.
Gotta keep the penguins.
- Go, penguins!
- Penguins!
- BOTH: [laughing]
- [cow moos]
- [chickens clucking]
- [horse whinnies]
- [sheep bleats]
- So, that's two large
pepperonis
and two large lemonades.
Anything else?
- Uh, how about a glass
of milk?
- [sheep bleats]
- [cow mooing]
- You know, I'm a little
uncomfortable
eatin' with all these
animals around.
- But that's the fun of eating
at Pizza Farm, Da-a-a-a-ddy.
- [sheep bleating]
- What's taking Kenan
and Kel so long?
- I'm sure they're on
their way, dear.
- [cow moos]
- And here is your milk.
- Oh, thanks.
- [horse whinnies]
- [cow moos]
- Mmmm, tastes fresh!
- [cow moos]
- [laughing]
Kenan, will you
still be my friend
after I crush you
at Penguin Hunter?
- You're not gonna b*at me.
All right, you're
destroyin' me!
This is gonna be the most
lopsided victory
in the history of
Penguin Hunter--ever.
- Could you get me
some more soda?
- Get it yourself.
- Do you think the bug spray
guys are done yet?
- What bug sprayin'?
- You know, the ones
downstairs, silly.
Uh, Kenan.
- What?
- You don't have orange soda.
- That's impossible--I just put
some in the refrigerator.
- Yeah, you're outta
refrigerator, too.
- I can't believe it--Penguin
Hunter gotta so searching
in the refrigerator
for orange soda.
Gettin' b*at at
Penguin Hunter.
I can't get a break
no matter what I do.
Down to my last--
Wait a minute, I've never
been able to walk like--
Kel! My living room is empty.
- So is your kitchen.
- What?
What?
Oh, man, the kitchen
is empty, too.
The kitchen is--
empty! Oh!
Kel, what happened
to all our stuff?
- I don't know,
but I kinda like it.
It's a whole lot of space.
[singing & snapping fingers]
[singing indistinct lyrics]
[indistinct lyrics continue]
- There's nothing to
like about this, man.
Boy, what did you say about
someone spraying down here?
- Oh, man, you remember.
The bug spray guys were over
here sprayin' for bugs.
[imitates spraying]
And I called you up
there, Kenan!
And you yelled down
and said, Kel!
And you said it was okay.
- [gasps]
Oh, man, I did
say it was okay.
Oh...Kel, those bug men
stole our stuff.
- Well, maybe they just took
it back to headquarters
to make sure they sprayed
it real, real good.
- Kel, they weren't bug
sprayers, man.
They were robbers.
- Oh.
Oh...
- [police siren wailing]
- Um, Mr. Policeman,
uh, Officer?
Um, what--
- Ah!
We are still conducting
an investigation.
- What's wrong with him?
- A lot of things.
But, basically,
he just passed out
when he realized
what had happened.
K-K-K-Kel.
Kel, wake up, man.
Kel. Kel, will you
wake up, man?
- [punch in face]
- Ah!
- What? Huh? Oh! Kenan?
Hey, I just had
the worst dream.
I dreamed you were lightly
tapping me on the cheek
and I hauled off and knocked
you across the room.
You all right?
- You have a vivid
imagination, Kel.
- [clears throat]
Well, we've completed
our investigation
and we've come to the conclusion
that you were robbed.
- We were robbed?
I think it's pretty obvious
that we were burgled.
- BOTH: Burgled?
- Robbed.
- That's not necessarily so.
Those bug men could have just
taken all of your stuff
back to headquarters
to make sure
they sprayed everything
really good.
- Hey, that's what I said.
- Will you drop it!
They were robbed.
- Well, I'm thirsty.
You guys got any orange soda?
- Who loves orange soda?
- Officer Mensoni
loves orange soda.
- [laughs] Is it true?
- I do, I do, I do ooh ooh.
- Oh, not do ooh ooh!
- BOTH: [laughing]
[singing indistinct lyrics]
- BOTH: Will you stop it!
- Look, all he wanted
was some orange soda.
- Well, I don't have
orange soda.
I don't have anything!
- Well, maybe you shouldn't
have left the door open.
- Move!
So, y'all gonna be able to get
my furniture back or not?
- Maybe we'll catch 'em.
The robbers like to hit several
houses in one night.
Where can we reach you in
case we find anything?
- [gasps] My parents
will be at the Pizza Farm.
Come on, Kel, we've gotta stop
my parents from comin' home.
- Pizza Farm?
I love Pizza Farm!
- Why?
- [sheep bleats]
- Kenan, what if the cops don't
find your stuff tonight?
- Man, all I know is
the longer it takes
for my parents to get home,
the longer it takes for you
and me to get in trouble.
- Pony!! Hi, pony!
Aw...
- Would you quit it with
the pony, man!
We gotta keep my parents
from leavin'.
- There they go right there.
- There they are.
- Kel!
- Uh, greetings, all.
Did we miss the appetizers?
- You missed the whole meal.
We're leaving.
- Oh, but we're hungry.
- Then you shouldn't have
wasted all that time
playing Penguin Hunter.
Now come on, we've got
plenty of food at home.
- No, you don't.
- Shhhh!
Mom, Dad, please.
Kel and I had our hearts set on
some delicious Pizza Farm pizza.
- Too bad.
- But...but, Daddy,
I'm hungry.
Why won't you
feed me, father?
- [cow moos]
- Listen, we came all the way
down here like you said.
I'm starvin' like Marvin.
[screeching]
Feed us!
- Will you two get up.
You can eat at home.
- I mean, you fed my sister.
Why won't you feed us, huh?
- Roger, just let them eat now
and we can punish Kenan later.
- Okay. Okay, boys, perhaps
we were a bit too hasty.
[laughing]
Let's eat!
- Boy, am I hungry!
Aren't you, Kel?
- Nah, not really.
- Funny, Kel.
Isn't he funny?
- And cute.
[kisses]
- Ew!
- Bring on the food.
- Enjoy yourself now, Kenan.
Things are gonna be a lot
less fun when we get home.
- Don't I know it.
- [sheep bleating]
- Hey, that's good pizza,
huh, Kel?
- Yeah, Kenan, that pizza
was as good as the pizza
we had four pizzas ago!
- I think you boys need
to be wrapping it up.
We need to go home.
- No, we don't.
I'm still so hungry.
- Can we go pet the pig?
- If we must.
- We're gonna go
pet the pig,
and when we're done,
we're going home.
- Kenan, maybe we should
give up.
I mean, we can't stay
here forever, you know.
- Who says we can't
stay forever, Kel?
It might be just
the life for us.
I mean, my Daddy could get
a job making pizzas
and, Mom, she's so friendly,
she could be a waitress and...
Kyra could get a job cleaning
up after the animals,
and you and I could become
professional pizza eaters.
- No, no, I can't eat
another pizza ever.
- The best part is we'd
never have to
go home and get in trouble.
- Um, hello, Kyra,
dearest sister.
You look like you could
use some dessert.
Why don't you order some?
- All right, what are
you guys up to?
Why don't you wanna go home?
- Kyra, if you think we don't
wanna go home,
because Kenan and I got your
parents' stuff all stolen,
you're dead wrong.
- What?
You let all our stuff
get stolen?
- Shhhhhh!
No, I didn't let all
our stuff get stolen.
Just the downstairs stuff.
Listen, Kyra, order a big
dessert, please?
Kel will go to a movie
with ya, if you do.
- I will?
- It's a deal!
- KENAN: [laughing]
- Okay, time to go.
- Uh, before we go,
can I have some dessert?
- What?
- [whining] I want dessert!
- Oh, well, Roger,
she did get all A's.
You can have
dessert, sweetie.
- She wants the ice cream barge.
- ALL: The ice cream barge?
- But those are huge.
You'll never be able
to finish it.
Oh. Okay. Okay.
- Waiter?
We'd like to order
the ice cream barge.
- [gasps]
The ice cream barge?
Uh, this is Patrick over
at table .
We need an ice cream barge!
This is not a drill.
I repeat, this is
not a drill!
- Pony!!
- Later.
Hello, Kenan.
- [gasps]
Uh, hello, uh, officers
that I've never met before.
- Can we help you?
- I'm Officer McWiggins.
This is Officer Mensoni.
We're here about
the investigation.
- Oh, yeah, they're
investigating because, uh,
Kel lost his puppy,
right, and, uh...
these officers are trying
to help him find it.
- Kel, you don't
have a puppy.
- I know.
He ran away.
[sobbing]
- Man, can we keep
this quiet, please?
I haven't exactly broken
the news to my parents.
- Just thought you'd like to
know we found your stuff.
- Kenan & Kel: Yeah, right!
- We caught the robbers a couple
of blocks from your place.
- Great.
- Did you find my puppy?
- Kel, you don't
have a puppy.
When can I get
my furniture back?
- Well, the truck should
be by your house
in about a half an hour.
Someone will need to be
there to unload the furniture.
- Hey, someone will be there.
- Okay, we'll see you.
Let's roll.
- We'll see what we can
do about your puppy, too.
- He doesn't have a puppy.
Come on.
- How did that guy get
to be a cop?
- Woooooo!
[clanging bell]
- [siren wailing]
- Ladies and gentlemen...
it's large and in charge.
Here comes the
ice cream barge!
♪ It's the ice cream barge
♪ Way too large
♪ Made by Marge
♪ The lady in the kitchen
- Kel! Kel! Kel!
- Oh.
- Do me a favor, man.
Go to my house and make
sure the truck gets there
and then unload
all my stuff.
I'm gonna stay here
and try to delay things
as much as possible.
- How are you gonna do that?
- Uh-huh? Uh-huh?
I never ate a barge!
- ALL: [screaming]
- Get outta here!
- I am really sorry
about this.
We'll get you another ice cream
barge right away.
- Forget it!
Just bring us the check, please.
- [gasping]
Here, let me get that.
- [moaning]
- Oh, Daddy. Oh, Daddy.
Oh, that's so messy.
- What a mess this is, son.
I'm a mess. Mess. Mess.
- Here you go.
I didn't charge you
for the ice cream barge.
- Give me this!
Where's my wallet?
- You must have forgotten
it, Daddy.
Cheryl, do you have
any money?
- No, I assumed you had some.
- Kenan?
Kyra?
Well, it...it seems that we're
a little short of cash.
[laughing self-consciously]
- [pots and pans clattering]
- Man, I can't believe they're
making us wash these dishes
'cause we didn't have the money
to pay for the dinner.
This is gonna take forever.
- ROGER: [sighs]
- Well, if nothing else, Kenan,
this is the only time
I've seen the whole family pitch
in and do the dishes.
- Where's Kel?
- Yeah, yeah, where is Kel?
- He probably went to find
his puppy.
- Woo-eeeee!
Man, that's a whole lot
of furniture!
- Like I said, they hit
several houses this evening.
- Ooh, can I have it?
- Just take what belongs
to the Rockmores, please.
- [pig squealing]
- Oh! This entire evening
has been a nightmare.
- I can't believe I left
my wallet at home.
What? What?
- Daddy, would you mind waiting
while I order a root beer?
I'm kinda parched.
Oh! No?
- ♪ Do do do do do
♪ Do do do do do
- [car brakes screeching]
- ♪ Do you hear me
- Hey!
Did you get all
the stuff back?
- I'm sure you'll
be very happy.
- Oh, you the man.
- Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
- SHERYL: Oh,
I'm so exhausted.
- Everyone who doesn't
live here go home.
- Allow me. Ahhhh...
What the...? What?
- This isn't our furniture!
- SHERYL: [screams] What
happened to all our furniture?
- Kel, where's our furniture?
- Well, it's still
on the truck.
But this stuff looked
sooooo much cooler!
[laughing] I thought you guys
might like it better.
- AUDIENCE: [cheering,
applauding]
- BOTH: ♪ Yes you
know my dancin' ♪
♪ Yes you
know my voice ♪
♪ Uh huh huh
[laughing]
- All right, woo-oo!
- Thank you.
- Hey, Kenan?
- What?
- That was an exciting
show, huh, Kenan?
- Uh, yeah, man.
What's with the curtains?
- Oh, like 'em?
They were on the truck, too.
[laughing]
- Where are the old curtains?
- Oh, I gave them to
Officer Mensoni.
He said it matched
with his couch.
- Kel, you just can't give
away the curtains.
You gotta get 'em back.
- Oh...
Is this gonna involve some
complicated plan
that backfires because of me?
- Most likely.
Now grab a jump rope,
a walrus,
and one of them little round
sticky things,
and meet me where I'm goin'.
Makin' my own stuffy.
- A stuffy? Kenan, Kenan, what
are you talking about?
What little round
sticky thing?
Kenan? Aw, it go!
- ♪
03x06 - att*ck of the Bug Men
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Follows Kenan Rockmore and Kel Kimble, a pair of high school students who go on various misadventures, which usually occur as a result of Kenan devising a scheme to get rich quick, or avoid trouble with his elders.
Follows Kenan Rockmore and Kel Kimble, a pair of high school students who go on various misadventures, which usually occur as a result of Kenan devising a scheme to get rich quick, or avoid trouble with his elders.