[♪♪♪]
NARRATOR:
Our worlds are in danger!
To save them and the galaxy,
we must find
the four Cyber Planet Keys
before the Decepticons
can use them for evil.
It is our mission.
[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]
Transform and roll out!
♪ Transformers ♪
♪ More than meets the eye ♪
♪ Autobots, Decepticons
Go ♪
♪ Transformers
Robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
Transformers, go ♪
NARRATOR:
The Autobots wage their battle
to destroy the evil forces
of the Decepticons.
♪ Transformers, go ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
[♪♪♪]
OPTIMUS:
It appears that the activation
of the Cyber Planet Key
on Speed Planet has set off
disturbing climatic reactions
on Earth.
Ahem. Look here.
The location of the disturbance
is the North Pole.
There are reports
of unnatural phenomena
occurring in various
Arctic locations.
That is why I'm deploying
the team there immediately.
Polar bears,
here comes Bud!
Bud,
this is serious!
What's the deal? It's like you
have an icicle down your pants.
It's a mission.
I know.
Then act that way.
[SHIVERING]
I feel my gears
freezing already!
Look at the bright side,
maybe there'll be a battle
and you'll catch on fire!
Now, with the main team
at the North Pole,
Vector Prime,
Leobreaker and I
will return to Beast Planet.
Any questions?
Only one question,
and that's:
If there's work to be done,
why are we standing around?
Yeah! Let's go!
Hmm?
[LAUGHS]
Our team will need a portal.
Hmm.
Autobots! Roll out!
[ALL EXCLAIM]
OPTIMUS:
One last thing, arctic team,
be particularly careful
of moisture
in those freezing
conditions.
If you get any condensation
in your actuators,
you'll freeze up solid!
JETFIRE:
There's a cheery thought.
Anything else we should know
about the North Pole?
LORI:
Well, let's see...
The Earth's magnetic pole
is actually a few degrees
off of the real North Pole.
And it moves around!
BUD: It moves around?
COBY:
Yeah! And every few thousand
years or so, it flips over!
When solar wind hits the
magnetic field, it lights up!
JETFIRE: Oh, come on, now.
RED ALERT: No, Coby's right.
It's called the Aurora Borealis
the Northern Lights!
The magnetic field
directs a constant flow
of charged particles
towards each pole,
like a magnetic storm!
JETFIRE: All right, enough!
You guys are making
my head hurt!
Well, you asked if there was
anything else you should know!
Bunch of comedians...
I'll see you lot at the pole!
Now, if he didn't want to know,
why did he ask?
HOTSHOT:
I don't think he wanted the
whole guide book, Scattershot!
I read the guide book! It was
fascinating! For instance--
AUTOBOTS:
Never mind!
Autobots, it's our turn.
[♪♪♪]
The door!
OPTIMUS:
On to Beast Planet!
[♪♪♪]
The North Pole is huge.
How are we supposed to
find anything?
I hear ya.
It's huge and cold!
Not only that, but that
magnetic whatchamacallit
is messing up
our long-range sensors.
We can't scan
for any anomalies.
No sensors? I guess we gotta
keep out optics peeled, huh?
Yeah. We'd better split up.
We'll cover more ground.
[ALL AGREE]
The kids and the Mini-Cons
are gonna solve this one
and be heroes!
Think about it. We're going
to the North Pole, Coby.
How cool is that?
Really cool.
I just hope we find
something up there,
like the Cyber Planet Key.
BUD: Or Santa Claus!
Hold on a minute.
COBY:
What is it now?
We're on our way
to the North Pole?
BUD:
Why? Are you
on Santa's "naughty" list?
If we go dressed like this,
we'll be icicles in minutes.
Lori, you're right!
Too bad we can't swing home
and get our snow board gear.
Maybe you can purchase
some new gear on the way?
We are now passing over
a place called Fairbanks,
Alaska.
That's a really good idea,
but I don't have any cash on me.
Hmm?
I see a wallet!
I see it too!
If you promise to pay me back,
I guess we can use
my emergency credit card.
BOTH:
Oh, sweet!
But pay me back!
BOTH:
We promise.
Could it be?
[SHIVERING]
Frost bite!
I've lost the feeling
in my arms!
At least you have sleeves!
[WIND WHISTLING]
[KIDS SHIVERING]
SUZUKI:
It is you two!
BUD:
Prof!
Prof?
Yeah. Professor Suzuki!
Remember when Lori and I broke
into the Lab looking for--
Professor Suzuki,
it's so nice to see you again.
Yeah,
thanks for helping us.
[SNEEZES]
Before we talk,
let's get you warm.
[♪♪♪]
I picked up some weather
forecasts that mentioned snow,
but this is slaggin' ridiculous!
Oh, well.
Guess, I just have do this
the hard way.
ALL:
Thank you for the loan,
Professor!
Wow,
they're so orange!
Please, kids.
Have a seat.
I can't believe there is a store
that won't take credit!
Your folks'll repay me.
Huh?
What?
They don't have to
pay me back,
as long as, in the future,
you agree to lend a helping hand
to those who are in need of it.
Is it a deal?
Yes!
Yes!
Hmm.
Now let's order
some nice, hot pancakes!
LORI:
So Professor Suzuki,
why are you
at the North Pole?
There have been
some strange climatic events.
Exactly!
That's why we're--
Bud! Too much info!
To investigate these events,
the government
invited scientists
from many different
fields of study.
I'm one of those scientists.
[THINKING]
The government?
So do you have any ideas...
what's going on up here?
Well...
Have any of you heard of
the Hollow Earth Theory.
BOTH:
Hollow Earth Theory?
SUZUKI:
It's a theory that was put forth
by classical scientists like
Dewey, Symmes and Gardner.
They surmised that the Earth
is not perfectly round
but rather had a large cavity
opening into a hollow chasm.
It's far-fetched.
But we far too often dismiss
what we don't fully understand.
Imagine a giant chasm
that distorts the climate
by altering the Earth's rotation
in the way the holes
on a wiffle-ball
make it flutter
as it flies through the air.
[THINKING]
Can she be trusted?
If this cavity truly exists,
I don't believe it's organic
but rather the work
extra-terrestrial technology!
Makes sense.
Bud! Zip it!
Let's say you met an Autobot--
COBY: Lori!
Uh, alien...
If you could meet
an alien today,
what would you do?
I guess...
[SCOWLS]
I would extend my hand
and say,
"Welcome to planet Earth!"
JOLT:
No Reverb,
I'm sure it's nothing personal.
The kids would probably
rather ride with us.
No, I don't think Professor
Suzuki is an alien cyborg.
You and Bud
watch too many movies!
[♪♪♪]
It's my turn
to ask the three of you,
what are you doing
all the way up here?
Um, well...
It's kind of complicated.
Complicated, huh?
[♪♪♪]
Fine, don't say.
I'll let your parents know
you're on the way home.
Don't do that please,
Professor Suzuki.
We need you to trust us on this.
Huh?
I'm begging you.
Let us tag-along.
We'll work for you
as assistants!
BOTH:
Please say, 'Yes!'
[THINKING]
Aw, man!
SUZUKI: Oh, all right!
What?
If I can clear this
with your parents,
you work hard!
BOTH:
Yes!
[♪♪♪]
MEGATRON:
We have company.
Hmm.
So?
Be on alert, Vector Prime.
That didn't take long!
Huh? Who's this?
[RANSACK & CRUMPLEZONE LAUGHING]
CRUMPLEZONE:
Old friends looking for payback!
Tell 'em, C-Z!
Ransack and Crumplezone?
What are you doing
on Beast Planet?
We're the welcoming committee
and the demolition crew!
Yeah.
Because of you Autobots,
Megatron's been
up our tailpipes for days!
I hope you like it here
on Beast Planet, Optimus Prime,
because this is
your final resting place.
Yikes!
Here's payback!
Bring it!
Take that, and this,
and that,
this, that, this, agh!
Is it time for me
to lend a hand?
Yes!
Optimus Prime!
[♪♪♪]
Leobreaker!
OPTIMUS & LEOBREAKER:
Savage Claw Mode!
Uh-oh.
What was that about demolition?
[♪♪♪]
Ah, this is the life!
Don't you need to meet up
with the other Scientists?
I would say
that relaxing with you
is a better way
to spend my time
than hunching up
with a group of big-brained
yet very narrow-minded people.
You really think that?
Smart people
can be really dumb.
We usually conduct research
on our own to avoid conflicts.
I work with other open minds,
and now that I have
your parents' permission,
I work with you.
[LAUGHS]
I'm serious, Lori.
Huh?
What we need in research
is a flexible mind-set
that isn't constrained
in set rules or common sense.
Maybe it's the questions
that you kids ask,
but somehow I feel
that you have it in you.
[THINKING]
I wonder if we can trust her
with our secret?
Look up, Lori! An Aurora!
Hmm? Amazing!
It's so beautiful!
Ha, ha!
Oh, man, this is crazy, bro.
It's an outdoor
natural hot tub!
[THINKING]
This Professor,
why does she know
so much of the truth?
Hey, Grumpy.
What's your damage?
It's Suzuki.
[♪♪♪]
Ya big bully!
Whoa! Buddy?
[GROANING]
Watch out for that claw.
I-I guess it's my turn.
You can always run away.
[♪♪♪]
I think I can, I think I can...
Uh-oh.
"Uh-oh" is right!
[GRUNTING]
RANSACK:
Ya didn't watch the claw!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
We there yet?
We're looking for a place
called the 'Navel of the Earth.'
I don't have the evidence
to prove it yet,
but I aim to show that it was
actually constructed
by extra-terrestrials.
BUD [LAUGHING]:
Hear that? We're looking
for the Earth's bellybutton!
COBY:
Hey.
Lori, we have to get away
from the Professor!
Why?
Professor Suzuki's theories
are too good, too on the nose.
If we hang out here
much longer,
she's going to find out
about the Autobots.
Would that be so bad?
Of course it would!
True, she's an adult,
but she's the right kind
of adult!
I'm not sure about her,
Lori!
Lint? Mm?
The Professor listens
to what we say
without dismissing it
because we're kids.
She genuinely believes in the
existence of extra-terrestrials
and isn't afraid.
When Professor Suzuki
meets Optimus Prime
and the others,
it'll be cool.
I think she can
really help us!
Why are you so convinced
she's a good guy?
A woman's instincts!
What? You've got to be kidding.
My instincts
are always dead on!
Hey, I was right about
you backwood hicks!
[GROANS]
[CHUCKLES] Boys!
No! Lori, don't do this! Ugh!
Professor Suzuki,
we have a secret.
BOTH:
Huh?
Stop!
Lori, don't tell her!
Oh. Hey, don't worry, bro.
Professor Suzuki
is really cool like that.
[CHUCKLES]
[GROANS] Looks like you win.
[CHUCKLES]
Professor,
we actually are friends
with some
extra-terrestrials!
[♪♪♪]
They're from Cybertron,
and they can take
different shapes.
Some look like cars
and vehicles,
others like airplanes.
Our friends are a group
called the Autobots.
That's the best news ever!
I've spent my whole life looking
for extra-terrestrials.
[BOTH LAUGH]
SUZUKI:
Now tell me all about them.
Well, you see, there's this
really big black hole...
...and they're going to help us
save the Earth!
COBY:
We're trusting you
with our secret.
So the artifacts that I found
that look like mechanical parts,
those are from Cybertron,
then!
We're sorry
we didn't tell you earlier.
Yeah, we're sorry.
Oh, no,
don't apologize for that.
Thank you for sharing
your huge secret with me.
So you truly believe our story?
You bet I do!
It has always been
my conviction
that extra-terrestrials exist
and that has guided my research.
You probably didn't think
I'd believe you.
No one believes me!
[ALL SCREAM]
[♪♪♪]
Those brats
are here somewhere.
Why'd you sh**t
the truck?
They're the kids the Autobots
have taken on like mascots!
Oh, I get it.
You thought the truck
was an Autobot!
Forget the stupid truck!
Those obnoxious kids
may have info we can use.
Those aren't the Autobots,
are they?
No, Decepticons!
That plane's a jerk
named Starscream.
You fleshbags, tell me
what you know and do it now.
KIDS: Huh?
Tell me useful information,
and you might live
to see tomorrow.
All right!
Stop this right now!
We can work this is out
like civilized beings!
In the name of goodwill between
extra-terrestrials and humans,
we should--
Silence lady, stop boring me!
Hurry up.
I'm not known for my patience.
[ALL WHIMPER]
[VEHICLE APPROACHING]
Yeah!
Huh?
[YELLING]
Transform!
Coming through!
Tough guys!
You need to pick on someone,
then pick on me!
Nice entrance!
You're outnumbered, Autobot!
You think you can b*at us
by yourself?
You know there's more to me
than meets the eye!
[THINKING]
That's it,
away from the humans.
Careful
with that ice.
[GRUNTS]
Aah!
Time to meet this problem
head on!
One down!
Ugh, snow in my gears.
Looks like rain!
Rain?
Ha-ha!
It's just water!
Yes, 'just water'
but the end of you!
I said careful with the ice!
Oh, man! I knew
I really hated this weather!
[GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
This is fair!
Don't worry, I'll warm you up.
C-cold.
It's really your fault
for not preparing better
for battle in extreme weather.
Hm.
This looks bad.
We have to stop watching
and start helping!
Mini-Cons! I know you're out
there. Come help us!
We're coming, Lori!
Hey!
I knew they'd be there.
But they're so small.
This is impossible.
That g*n is humongous!
And we can't aim it.
Come on, everybody!
Together just lift!
Hmm?
LORI:
You can do it! Lift! Lift!
Eh, forget about them. What can
a bunch of puny fleshlings do?
This happened
because you worried
about the worthless humans.
Fire!
You can worry about them
with your final thoughts.
You shouldn't count me out
just yet, Starscream.
What?
Look there!
Huh?
Autobots.
[♪♪♪]
The kids
sh*t a distress signal.
This happened because humans
are not so worthless
like you thought.
Let those be
your final thoughts.
[GROWLS]
MUDFLAP:
What are we going to do,
Starscream?
I am going to act
like a true leader.
What?
I'm going to make
a tactical retreat!
Huh?
Hey, wait for me!
LORI:
Scattershot!
[SHIVERS]
Sending that signal
was good thinking!
[♪♪♪]
Now where have they all
vanished to?
[♪♪♪]
JETFIRE:
Did anyone else notice
an extra human?
Welcome to planet Earth!
[KIDS LAUGHING]
I think it's real nice
to meet you.
I only hope Jetfire
doesn't blow a turbine.
Hmm?
JETFIRE:
Roll out!
It's a long, dangerous walk
through this jungle.
Then we better keep moving.
♪ Transformers
More than meets the eye ♪
♪ Autobots
Decepticons, go ♪
♪ Transformers
Robots in disguise ♪
♪ Transformers
Transformers, go ♪
NARRATOR:
The Autobots wage their battle
to destroy the evil forces
of the Decepticons.
♪ Transformers, go ♪
♪ Transformers ♪
03x20 - Ice
Watch/Buy Amazon Merchandise Collectibles
The "Unicron Trilogy" is so-named for the major role that the chaos bringer Unicron plays in each of the three series that comprise it.
1 - Armada
2 - Energon
3 - Cybertron
The "Unicron Trilogy" is so-named for the major role that the chaos bringer Unicron plays in each of the three series that comprise it.
1 - Armada
2 - Energon
3 - Cybertron