- ♪ SpongeBob ♪
- ♪ I'm off to summer camp ♪
- ♪ SpongeBob ♪
- ♪ Through nature I will tramp ♪
- ♪ SpongeBob will have you screaming ♪
- ♪ While milk is streaming right out of your nose ♪
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa!
Ahh! Ahh!
♪ ♪
- ♪ SpongeBob ♪
- ♪ When nature's calling ♪
♪ You'll see me hauling ♪
♪ I'm hitting the trail ♪
[whistling]
[tense music]
- Are you ready?
- I'm ready!
- Fire coral Wrestling in three--
- [grunts] - Two.
[grunts] One.
[bell rings]
[both screaming]
- [laughs]
Y'all are more tangled up than a sow on spaghetti night.
- Mm, spaghetti.
- [whistling]
- Larry is wide open, bro. Throw it!
- [grunting]
- [groans]
- Meep?
- Hey, everyone crashing into each other
just gave me a crazy good idea of what we could do today.
- What is it, Sandy?
- Have our very own crash-a-rific demolition derby.
I spent a summer with my Uncle Earl traveling
with his Deep-Fried Mud-Pied Southern Baked
Demolition Derby.
[mimics revving] Yeehaw!
- Mm, mud pies.
- We need some derby vehicles and a place
for all the crashing without the grownups finding out.
- Ooh. [laughter]
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- [whistles]
- [grunting]
Go. - Whoa!
- Ah! - Meep!
- Whoo! - Ah--
all: Phew.
- Ah! - Meep.
- Meep.
- [grunts] - [grunts]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- Good evening, and welcome to the first ever
Kamp Koral Under-the-Lake Demolition Derby!
[cheering]
- Reduced to cheerleader.
[grumbling] Hey!
What are you-- [screaming]
[cheering] - Squiddy!
- Squidward! - Did I say reduced?
I mean, promoted to cheerleader.
Yeah-ha!
- All right, let's get to it.
Born from the unholy union of nerds and jocks,
give it up for the number five car,
the Muscle Machine!
[rock music]
♪ ♪
And the number seven car--
[engine revving]
- Whoa!
- The Dinghy Dinger!
♪ ♪
- Ooh!
[upbeat music]
[sonar pinging]
- [grunting]
- Huh-hoo!
Rock and roll, SpongeBob.
It's time we rope these calves.
[bell rings]
[engine revving]
- [cackles]
- Ludum gladitorium!
Let's smash these bottom-feeders
back to the Dark Ages.
- Hey, watch it.
My mother is a bottom-feeder.
- On your mark.
- [growling]
- [growling]
- Get set.
[engine revving]
[dramatic music]
- Hang on, SpongeBob!
It's about to get bumpier than a swamp toad's backside.
- Go! - Yee-haw!
[tires squealing]
[laughter]
- [growling] - [whimpers]
[both laugh]
- [laughs] Two can play that game.
We're gonna take this sideways.
- Whoa!
[both laughing]
- Yee-haw!
[screaming]
[soft music]
- Whoa!
- [grunting]
both: Whoa!
[screaming]
- [whimpering]
- Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! - Huh?
Aww.
[tires squealing]
[laughter]
- Let's see how they like my stilt legs.
[tires squealing]
- [laughs] ♪ Missed me, missed me ♪
♪ Now you gotta kiss me ♪
- Ha-ha!
I think not, my squishy yellow carbuncle.
- Huh? Whoa!
I can't see nothing through all this mud.
- Me either.
- Ahh! - Whoa!
[both yelling]
- [laughs] - Huh?
- You're up, SpongeBob.
- Whoa!
- Fire!
- Huh?
[tires squealing]
both: Whoa!
- [laughing]
[rock music]
[muted rock music]
♪ ♪
- [snoring]
[soft music]
Turn left.
♪ ♪
[engine revving]
[tires squealing]
- Oil burning?
Rubber melting?
Tires screeching?
Motors revving?
Ah!
Oh, sweet mama, it's a demolition derby!
Hmm.
[cheering]
- Wow! - Huh?
- Ah!
Oh, dear, I should probably put a stop to it.
But that smashing and crashing, it's so inviting.
Zoom, smash.
No, I can't.
I must put the children's safety first.
But the infectious sound of crunching steel--
the derby is calling, and we must answer.
[suspenseful music]
- Go, go, rah, rah!
Go, go, rah, rah!
Whoa!
- Who the El Paso is that?
- Looks like we have a new contender.
I don't know who it is or what cabin they're from,
but they sure can drive!
- Ha-sha!
They call me Driver X.
X as in extreme!
The best darn derby driver that you've ever seen.
all: Whoa.
[cheering]
- Ah! - Huh?
- Huh? - Mm-hmm.
- [laughs]
- As my Uncle Earl would say, let's tie a knot in her tail.
- Pedal to the metal!
[laughter]
- Yah! [grunting]
[tires squealing]
[dramatic music]
[all screaming]
both: Uh-oh.
- Hyah!
[cackles]
♪ ♪
both: Uh-oh!
[all screaming]
♪ ♪
[cheering]
[groans]
- Thank you, thank you.
Whoa!
Well, all right.
Now we've got us a derby.
[laughs]
both: Whoa!
[both screaming]
- [laughs]
- Oh, the old stilt leg trick, eh?
Well, take this!
[grunting]
[both screaming]
♪ ♪
[both screaming]
[all gasp]
- [whimpers]
- [babbling]
- Larry, Larry, he's our man.
If he can't do it--
[blowhole whistles] - Ah!
- [babbling]
- Sandy can!
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
- [babbling]
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- Huh? There's a baby out there!
- [babbles]
- Oh! - Yeah!
- Oh! - [laughing]
I gotcha!
- Ah! [whimpers]
♪ ♪
Yeah!
- Whoa!
♪ ♪
- Mrs. Puff?
all: Whoa. - Wow.
- [gasps]
- Boo!
Bring back Driver X!
- You like the demolition derby?
- Like it? It's in my blood.
♪ ♪
I came here to keep you safe and protect you,
just like I protected Pearl.
[engine starting]
- But who's gonna protect us from her?
- [babbling]
[tires squealing]
[all screaming]
[upbeat music]
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Thank you!
- Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
- Whoa!
- Oh, so much to do!
Why did I schedule every activity on the same day?
[growls]
Hey, ya scallywags!
That ain't how you arch an archery!
- Hmm.
- [groans]
- Ha-ha!
[bell rings]
- [gasps] The camp store!
- Bull's eye!
[panting]
- Here you go, one sun block.
- Uh, what about my change?
- Oh ho-ho-ho, you mean me tip?
That goes right in the jar.
- [roaring]
- The lake!
- [giggles]
[both panting] - [growls]
[both screaming]
- [cackles]
[roars]
- Why is there a kraken in me camp?
- Ow!
Why is there a camp around my lake?
[bell rings] - Oh, the store!
[grunting]
[percussive music]
Hey!
[all whimpering]
- [grunting]
[bell rings]
♪ ♪
- [panting]
[whimpering]
Oh, Universe, if you have a heart in your bosom,
send me some help!
[echoing]
- Did someone scream help?
Ooh, my favorite kind of scream!
Kamp Koral.
This place must be filled with miserable souls
for me to haunt.
[cackles]
- There's too many activities.
Too many kids.
[muttering]
[dramatic music]
- Ahoy, matey! - Ahh!
- I hear you be needing help running your trading post.
- You?
You can't run me store.
You look like a bad smell.
Huh?
[all whimpering]
But I can't be picky.
You're hired. I got to go.
[light music]
- Har, har, har!
This be perfect!
By ghostly law, I be able to curse any item
these kids buy from me.
Hmm.
No shrunken heads.
No evil daggers.
No bleeding walls.
This place needs some sprucing up.
Ha, ha!
Ha-huh!
- [hisses] - Blah!
- Ha!
[eerie music]
And for the final touch, yah!
[thunder crashes]
Ahh.
- [humming]
- Ah, me first victim--
I mean, customer.
- [muttering]
Ooh!
- May I help you find something, young lad?
- Oh, no, thanks. I'm just window shopping.
[laughs]
- Let you know when you decide. - Okay.
- Hmm.
What can I help you with?
I said, what?
- Oh, now I can hear you.
[laughs]
- What do you want? - Nothing.
I'll just keep browsing.
Sorry try to be a "pane."
[laughs]
- [growls] Huh.
- Excuse me. - [shrieks]
- Are these slippers gluten free?
- That doesn't even make sense!
[bell rings]
- Ooh, this is a barrel of fun.
[laughs]
- May I be of help to you two?
- Yes. We're here for a toothbrush.
- Finally, customers who know what they want.
Right this way.
[soft music]
We got red ones, blue ones,
the official Kamp Koral toothbrush.
- Oh, no. Too common.
- We special ordered a toothbrush.
It should be behind the counter.
- Aye, I'll be right back.
Oh, boy!
Me first curse of the day!
Hmm.
Yeah.
Ittity bittity bip!
You're cursed.
[dramatic music]
Here you go.
Come again.
Hope your teeth get to be a nice ghostly white.
[bell rings]
- Whoa. [laughs]
Excuse me, shopkeep.
Might I peruse your drawer of toothbrushes?
- Oh, that would be me pleasure.
- Whoa!
Hmm.
Which toothbrush do I want?
No, no.
- Ugh.
- Ooh, I'll put that one in my "maybe" pile.
[bell rings]
- Ooh, a young athletic type.
Might I interest you in weights,
kettlebells, or cursed--
I mean, "Krab-ercise" VHS tape?
- No!
Horsey!
- That?
It be kind of lame, don't ya think?
- I want the horsey for water aerobics in the lake, Grandpa.
- Yes, sir, ma'am!
One sec.
♪ ♪
Ittity bittity bip!
You're cursed.
Here you go.
- Thanks, Dutchy! [laughs]
♪ ♪
- [laughing]
- Ooh, I'd like to check out the weights.
[grunting]
Whoa. - Ah!
- Never mind, I'll keep on browsing.
- Enough of your shenanigans!
Either you buy something, or you get out!
- Sorry, Mr. Store Man, sir.
It's just so hard to decide.
- How about you tell me how much money you have,
and I'll tell you what you can afford?
- Great idea! Let's see.
Hmm.
[muttering]
I have a shiny new penny.
- Huh? A penny?
You can't buy anything for a penny!
Wait, there is one thing.
Over in that gumball machine.
- Oh, thank you!
Yay!
- That there sponge be exhausting.
[groaning]
- Oh, Mr. Shopkeep,
the gumball machine stole my penny.
- Ugh.
Let me get that for ya.
- Nah, orange tickles my nose.
- [growling]
- Ooh, hmm.
Too round.
No, no, no.
Ooh, put that one in the "maybe" pile.
No, no, no, no.
[gasps] Perfect!
- Really? You'll take it?
One moment.
Ooh, I'm gonna triple curse this one.
Yabba dabba bibbity bip, you're cursed.
Have a nice day.
- Thank you, Dutchie.
Whoa!
- Now to see my curses in action.
♪ ♪
- Look, I got us a gumball!
- I'll split 'er up! Hyah!
♪ ♪
[ghosts growling]
[all screaming]
- [cackles]
- Hey, I ain't no gumball, ya big galoot!
Ahh!
- [laughing]
- [growls] - Ahh!
[gasps]
- [groans]
- Looks like I gummed up their evening.
[laughing]
Hmm.
[both whimpering]
- Oh, it's too minty fresh!
- [laughs]
Remember to brush after every squeal!
[laughs]
- Whoa! [screaming]
Ah! - [whinnies]
- Looks like her horsey turned into a night "mare"!
[laughs]
- Hey, I'm working this side of the pond, all right?
[thunder rumbles]
- This turned out great.
I shoulda got me a job centuries ago.
[gasps] - Unacceptable!
[all yelling]
- You sold us defective merchandise!
- We want our money back!
- [laughs]
Fools, I'm a ghost!
I'm not bound to the whimpering wants of mere mortals.
- Sure, but as an employee of the camp store,
you are bound by its return policy.
- Hmm? -hour return policy?
Curses!
- [shrieks]
- Ahh!
- [grunting]
- Oh, what's wrong, new best friend?
Do you want to join the angry mob?
- [babbles]
- Oh, you go be you, buddy.
[upbeat music]
- That gives him something to think about.
- [groaning]
That's it. I quit!
I hate retail.
[foghorn blares]
[tires squeal]
- Great Neptune, what happened here?
Looks like that creepy old codger quit on me.
[sighs]
You just can't find good help these days.
[eerie music]
[screaming]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
01x18 - Lake Crashers/Boo Light Special
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Follows 10-year-old SpongeBob SquarePants as he spends his summer at a sleepaway camp called Kamp Koral.
Follows 10-year-old SpongeBob SquarePants as he spends his summer at a sleepaway camp called Kamp Koral.