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once a year like the leaves it comes a
magical night when bedtimes disappear
and identities change when the ghouls
and goblins of our souls are set free to
roam the night and scarf candy for the
true believers Halloween is the ultimate
holiday for me it's the ultimate dork
holiday Halloween is for Halloween ease
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wrong Pete thinks I'm the weenie for not
believing anymore what happened to my
Halloween spirit where did it go and
once it's gone can it ever return
Pete and I were about to find out and
the answers would either save Halloween
or destroy it forever
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what is it about Halloween that gets
kids all Wiggly for some it's eating
enough candy corn to launch a lunar
probe but for my brother Pete it's
something much simpler immortality or as
it's known in Wellsville the records you
see 31 Halloween's about Greg and Judy
still trick-or-treated to 374 houses in
one night by midnight
they were Legends gods like Apollo and
Athena who Apollo and Athena they were
brother and sister
only Athena's ins have mother so she
just brings out of her father's head
better to fight I saw the picture the
record has never been broken me and Pete
always tried but then he quit Athena
never quit I won't either
the thing you have to realize is that
timeat
suction Halloween isn't a holiday
it's a holy day and then gutted for it
is a token of thanks to the Halloween
guy
you chosen oh but even the truest of the
true believers need a little help now in
them and that's where crossing guard
Frank culture comes into the story good
day citizens no that's my surveillance
as*ault vehicle you need that thing to
guard the crosswalk no no I'm on special
assignment chief Halloween Duty I've
been called a servant protects sector 17
now listen up you two tomorrow night be
sure to buddy up because they're out
there oh they're out there all right
Pete knew exactly who they were the
pumpkin eaters a pack of g*ons who turn
Halloween into Halloween no one knows
their true identities but every year
they ripped through Wellsville like a
twister pulverizing the Halloween spirit
of everyone who still believes
they are the dark nights of Halloween
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good pockets you got that right chief
the thing is that if we don't stop the
pumpkin eaters this is uh mmm our last
Halloween
what sorry chief I know how much it
means to you but I don't make the rules
the word just came down Oh remember
chief today's Devil's night 24 hours to
the big show be careful out there
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how's he taking it like someone punched
his soul between you and me I hope this
is the last Halloween
sick of it
Oh
like a graveyard looks like this
one got away
it used a bug mean whenever I saw a
smashed opium it just seems so senseless
but that day I finally understood maybe
because I hated Halloween smash it do it
I was lucky
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you have tasted the dark side do me a
favor
why me
just maybe there's hope for you yet
really okay he does anybody else's
Pumpkinhead smell like tangerines yeah I
licked my month's don't go ruining your
appetite boys cuz tonight we're gonna
have us a little weenie roast
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not on my watch permits
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make someone do this I don't understand
I know it sounds crazy but I couldn't
help feeling like I was to blame for
what happened as if the Halloween gods
had cursed Pete for the pumpkin I
destroyed and it didn't help that the
next day
I'm sorry gumdrop but I'd have to be an
idiot to let you go trick-or-treating
known as pop pulled the plug on her
Halloween plans love hurts Pete mom told
me about no no what are you gonna do
nothing can't break the record alone
takes two people the Hall of candy
remember more sh*t it's all I wanted
maybe it was loyalty maybe it was
stupidity that's it this day I still
can't believe what I did next Pete I'll
go again you you and me together
remember don't yank my chain I'm not
I'll go you will you what Pete you can't
go trick-or-treating it's no big deal
I know what this is about so I'm just
not a pumpkin is that worth ruining your
life I think you're being a little
dramatic dramatic
I'll give you dramatic I got two words
for you Ellen don't Ned Richmond
remember last year
how could I forget last Halloween this
fifteen-year-old Phebe named Ned
Richmond went trick-or-treating and the
pumpkin eaters caught it he got roasted
for everyone to see
Ned's life has never been the same
now nobody will go near him not even in
the yearbook
I can run really fast please don't do it
once a Halloween II always Halloweeny
you'll be scarred for life
I gotta go get ready according to my
brother the record is one of mankind's
greatest feats but landing on the moon
and if we broke the record
we'd be legends just like Neil Armstrong
and Buzz Aldrin the first two men to
walk on the moon for me I was just
relieved that the visor covered my face
Pete was relieved too because he could
actually relieve himself in his space
suit
ah science ready commander Armstrong
ready
so off we went into the unknown visions
of Halloween glory surging through
Pete's brain fear of being unmasked
racing through my own so it all came
down to this one fateful Halloween by
midnight all the questions would be
answered would this be the last
Halloween would Pete finally break the
record and would my Halloweeny secret
remain a secret
commander ready set go
but as I soon discovered I wouldn't have
much time for worrying because Pete
devised a battle plan that rocketed us
through suburbia you know by 8 o'clock
just one hour into our 374 house quest
Dolf a hundred and fifteen houses for
Suge Hill all the way to Sahara Mike
Avenue
we were unstoppable and as my Halloween
spirit returned I could feel it it was a
night for Heroes
and unfortunately villains because Pete
and I weren't the only ones trying to
change the face of Halloween it's a w*r
zone out there go home
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fertilizer with the pumpkin eaters reign
of terror and full force
I convinced Pete that we've had to take
evasive action I knew that if the
pumpkin eaters caught me
hello we Tim so armed with Pete's
knowledge of every shortcut in
Wellsville we began serpentining
suburbia but somewhere around house 203
the pumpkin eaters tighten their
stranglehold on Halloween and suddenly
it looked like our night of glory would
be squashed by fear but the spirit of
Halloween could not be crushed
Wellsville refused to surrender
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energy some woman over as we closed it
on the record I guess I got a little
overconfident but with only six blocks
to go I figured what could go wrong
lay men from space
Ned Richmond hey you're Pete Wrigley no
I'm not I'm uh Neil Armstrong oh yeah
sure
your secret's safe with me hey maybe we
could go together next year
ha riddles
you called me riggles this is crazy if
they find me I'll end up like Ned hey
maybe we could find someone else for you
to team up with we'll the only
whole-wheat he's left
not alone not out there
I knew that I was being a spineless
weasel I knew that I was sucker punching
Pete's dreams of gore but I had to get
home and lose the spacesuit
I just couldn't end up like ya know in
my way Halloweeny
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hey wherever you are 45 minutes I'm
gonna be famous no you're gonna be it
was the last place a Halloween hater
like me should have ended up but it was
the only place left to hide
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later
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I hate this holiday
yeah well he's you too leave me alone
you hear me you're the reason I'm in
this whole mess
soon yourself it's nice knowing you
traitor
at that moment I didn't care what
happened to Halloween all I cared about
was me tag your day
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the biggest Halloweeny of them all the
last house final frontier
um what has the white jerkweed I told
you I didn't need you what do you want
from me except your soul drive around
town
I've got something special planned from
this
what are you gonna do to me well that
depends on what you do for me yesterday
we saw you really you smashed the
pumpkin oh it was beautiful now now here
you are in this pathetic excuse of a
haunted house
hating Halloween even more just like you
exactly vaguely we can destroy Halloween
together smash the pumpkin and together
we'll toast the death of Halloween and
if I don't two words
Richmond do it you know you want to
you felt it yesterday and you feel it
now
I could feel it at that moment I had
more power in my hands than I've ever
had in my life
the power that could crush the spirit of
Halloween forever but would I could I do
it no one's looking
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sorry to hear that endless Mike would
you expect carrot head mister tasty fry
this week
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like I said dirtbags not on my watch
where you going
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no blame it in space no one can hear you
scream commander a work here is that in
the end Pete was right it was a night
for Heroes the next day with the pumpkin
eaters unmasked and in custody the
cleanup began you missed a spot
stooge
it was the last time their kind ever
haunted our town
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as for Pete he didn't break the record
but that was okay
maybe next year because he achieved
greatness in another way that night so
did I we helped save Halloween in Wells
fail now every year when the leaves come
so does Halloween setting free the
ghouls and goblins of our souls for one
magical night especially for two
brothers who will always believe
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you
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02x07 - Halloweenie
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Centers around two brothers, both named Pete Wrigley, and their humorous and surreal adventures in suburbia among their equally eccentric friends, enemies, and neighbors.
Centers around two brothers, both named Pete Wrigley, and their humorous and surreal adventures in suburbia among their equally eccentric friends, enemies, and neighbors.