[♪♪♪]
[WHISTLING]
Ugh. How many times
do I have to tell them?
Close the garage door when
you're finished painting it!
Ugh!
What the--
Didn't I just close that?
Aaarggh!
Coming through!
Pops, no! Whoa!
[TIRES SCREECH]
POPS:
Bad show.
[SHOUTS]
Mordecai and Rigby!
[SIREN WAILS, HORN HONKS]
[GROANS]
Pops, are you okay?
Optical illusion.
Don't worry, sir.
Thanks to
the Jaws of Life,
you'll never get trapped
in an enclosed space again.
[WHIRS]
BOTH: Whoa!
Where'd you get that?
It came with the truck.
What were
you two thinking?
It was just a joke!
Yeah!
We were gonna paint over it
after our break!
Well, how's this for a joke?
Go buy a new garage door by the
end of the day, or you're fired!
That's not
a very funny joke!
Come on. Let's go get
the garage door.
Well, I'm coming
with you!
It's my fault you have to
replace the garage door
in the first place.
Thanks, Pops.
That new House Warehouse
just opened up.
They have everything.
[♪♪♪]
ALL:
Uh...
Ugh! This is gonna
take forever!
Hey, it's that old knight guy!
Ah! Good morrow,
valued customers!
Weren't you just guarding
those golden game badges?
The game store floated away,
and with it, my job.
But fortune smileth upon me,
as the home-improvement
business is booming!
Oh, that's cool.
Now, then,
might I interest thee
in a rewards card?
Ooh,
I love rewards!
No. We're not here
for that.
Can you tell us
where the garage doors are?
[GASPS]
Garage doors, you say?
That is not an easy item
to acquire,
for you see, they are located
in a faraway aisle,
deep within the heart
of the House Warehouse.
It is a perilous journey
to undertake.
You will face three trials.
Whatever. Can you
take us there or not?
For Mordecai
of the omelet
and Rigby
of the golden badge
and their fellow comrade,
whose name I do not know,
it would be
my honor.
[♪♪♪]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
A rest--
A short rest.
[GULPS]
Ahh.
Ah, chalice, you quench
my spirit and my thirst.
How much further?
It's just down
this way.
No, no, this way.
Wait.
Did we pass
the doorknob aisle?
This is still
the doorknob aisle.
This place is gonna close
before we make it
to the garage doors!
[MID-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
What's that sound?
It's so smooth and--
Jazzy!
[GASPS]
Could it be?
ALL:
Whoa!
POPS:
Ooh! It's the Jazzy Bed--
The smoothest sleep
you'll get on four wheels.
This thing will get us to
the garage doors twice as fast!
Oh, how convenient!
[♪♪♪]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[ELECTRICITY ZAPS]
Halt!
We have arrived...
At the first trial.
[♪♪♪]
[TIRES SCREECH]
Nuts and bolts?
[RATTLING]
[ROBOTICALLY]
I am the bolt keeper,
keeper of the bolts--
And the nuts.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Silence!
Your task is to sort
various nuts and bolts
into their
correctly-labeled buckets.
Complete this trial of
assortment and you may pass.
Ah, dude!
This should be easy!
Any dingus can tell
a nut from a bolt!
Aw, nuts!
You have seconds.
Begin!
Nuts!
Bolts!
MORDECAI: Nuts!
RIGBY: Nuts!
MORDECAI: Bolts!
RIGBY: Nuts!
Nuts! Bolts! Bolts! Bolts!
Bolts!
MORDECAI: Nuts! Bolts!
Nuts! Bolts!
Dude, it's a nut and a bolt
together!
What do we do?
Uh...
[WATCH TICKING]
It's neither!
[MORDECAI GRUNTS]
Hmm. You have passed the test.
[♪♪♪]
[CREAKING]
You may proceed.
Wait! Did you guys want
to buy any nuts or bolts?
[♪♪♪]
Uh, hey.
Is this the second trial?
We need to get to
the garage-door section.
Whoa!
Now, slow down there, chief!
Ew!
You want to get there,
you got to get by me first--
The toilet keeper!
Okay. So, what
do we have to do
for you "toi-let" us pass?
TOILET KEEPER:
All you guys gotta do
is unclog the toilet.
Huh.
That's easy enough.
Good!
Then start plungin'!
Oh, and the light in here
don't work so good.
Hope that's not a problem!
[BEEPS]
All right.
Here goes.
Nah, dude!
You gotta force it!
Hey!
[GRUNTING MANIACALLY]
[♪♪♪]
Oh, dear!
I don't think that helped!
Way to go, Rigby!
Hey,
I just wanted to get to
the garage doors at all cost!
It's not my fault
you got no rhythm!
Rhythm?
Dude, that's it!
We'll split the difference!
Slow, slow, fast, fast!
I'll plunge.
You work the handle.
Slow, slow.
Fast, fast!
It's not working!
Keep plunging!
This armor
isn't very buoyant!
ALL:
Oh!
[DISTORTED]
Slow, slow.
[DISTORTED]
Fast, fast!
Slow, slow.
Fast, fast!
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[ALL GASP]
Dude!
We totally got the rhythm!
Yeah, we do! Huh!
Onward, comrades!
Only one trial remains!
We must face
the Lord of Lumber...
[♪♪♪]
Paint-o-tron...
Mr. Mini-blinds...
"Key-per" of keys...
Whatever that light-bulb guy
is called...
The Hedgegrow-mancers...
Ugh!
This is so hard!
Dude, that was definitely
more than one trial.
Forgive me. I'm still
very new to this job.
But I'm most certain
this is the last one.
[♪♪♪]
Look!
Yeah, hon.
I'm almost done
at the House Warehouse.
I'll pick up dinner
on the way home.
Love you. Bye.
[PHONE BEEPS]
Hyah!
[HORSE NEIGHS]
[♪♪♪]
[ZAP]
[ZAP]
I just wanted a garage door!
[ALL GASP]
This is indeed
the worst trial.
MAN [OVER PA]:
Attention, shoppers!
House Warehouse will be closing
in minutes.
Please finish all shopping
and/or trials
and head to
the nearest checkout.
There's no way we can
make it through that thing!
We've come too far!
We've gotta do it.
Pops, floor it.
With pleasure!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
On three, everybody,
we're gonna jump!
One... Two... Three!
[STATUES ZAP]
ALL: Aah!
Ugh!
[ALL GROAN]
You've done well,
Jazzy Bed.
Now it's your turn
to sleep smoothly.
Behold!
We have arrived!
[♪♪♪]
[ANGELIC VOICES SINGING]
There it is! This is
our Pearly Gates model!
Ain't she a beaut?
Excuse me, sir. Are you
the garage-door salesman?
Yeah.
We need a garage door.
This is my last customer
of the day, all right?
You want a garage door,
come back tomorrow.
What?
But we came all this way!
Too bad!
As I was saying,
you can't find a better deal!
[ELECTRICITY ZAPPING]
[GROANS]
Don't worry.
It's supposed to do that.
Yeah. I'll come back
tomorrow.
Dude,
are you okay?
Yes.
No.
I'm actually dying.
Oh, dear!
Don't just stand there!
I'll cut you a deal
if you get me out of here--!
[GROANING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
It's no use.
It's completely stuck.
Well, do somethin'!
By the time any help arrives,
I'll be dead!
This dumb store is too big!
[♪♪♪]
[ECHOING]
It came with the truck.
[WHIRS]
The Jaws of Life!
Rigby,
over there!
[♪♪♪]
So much power in my hands.
I should have
seen this coming.
Live by the garage door,
die by the garage door.
MORDECAI:
Not today.
[JAWS OF LIFE RINGS]
Come on!
[GROANING]
Don't you die on me!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
We did it!
You guys saved my life!
How can I ever repay you?
I tell you what--
Whatever garage door you buy,
you get a complimentary
installation-- For $ !
Uh, no, thanks.
We're good.
Eh, suit yourselves!
Now, which one do you want?
That one.
Once again,
you have proven yourselves
worthy of such a prize.
Now go forth
and bask in glory!
And, uh, fill out this
customer-satisfaction survey
while you're at it.
Uh, sure.
We gotta go.
Goodbye, my friends!
Goodbye!
[LAUGHING]
Wow! You guys actually
installed this yourselves?
I don't believe it!
Hm-hm!
Well, believe this! Pssh!
Yep.
I believe it.
[♪♪♪]
06x25 - Garage Door
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.