01x11 - Toy Exchange

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Charlie Horse Music Pizza". Aired: January 5, 1998 – January 17, 1999.*
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01x11 - Toy Exchange

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the music what kind of music would a

pizza play if a pizza played a song

would it plank would it trip like a

magic feet

would a tinkle a tinkly tune would it

hum

flying like a chinese g*n

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what kind of music would a pizza make

absolutely nothing pizza charlie horse

music pizza

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did you hear that we're having a toy

exchange

if you've got an altar you can make a

change

if it's old but it's good it is paper or

wood

then exchange exchanges

here we are at the toy exchange

happily will arrange to swap a toy that

you find that you don't want a wine for

a toy if you're skilled you can learn

how to build i soldier a witch any toy

we can switch for you

if you've got

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a teddy bear

if you've got a toy you used to

love a soldier in bed who guarded your

bed

you don't have to drop him

you can find it right here at the toy

exchange

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bring us your toy and we'll make a

change

if it's yellow or blue listen here's

what you do

exchange it we'll change it for

something that's new in another toy

today great man great

man uh and lamb uh junior would you

please help the kids put the rhythm

instruments into the box near the drums

yeah no problem charlie thank you later

charlie i must say you you never cease

to amaze me

i mean the idea of the toy exchange is

outstanding

no it really is bringing in

toys you've outgrown to exchange for

other choices

i mean it's a lesson yes it's really

sensational

you took the words right out of my mouth

that's where i get all my words

you know i told junior he that you were

gonna like it you know

like it yeah but you know junior he oh

now don't knock junior i'm not knocking

him he's cool he's my bud

big cool and little cool that's who we

are well i thank goodness for junior i

got to tell you oh yeah you know i'm the

people person around the restaurant but

junior he takes the phone calls he takes

the orders he

sets the tables he carries the food he

practically runs the restaurant i know

uh who's going to play these other

rhythms

yeah i'll me and my buddies i invited

all the cool guys at school you know to

come and hang out

with my pal junior and me oh

how's it going to work well um i told

the guys that we'd have bunches of goofy

um rhythm instruments you know and they

could get up on the

stage and clown around and make a lot of

noise and and

and show off show off yeah it's going to

be a blast

uh-huh did you hear that we're having a

toy exchange

where do you come up with these ideas

well if you got it

you got it and you know you got it

yeah i'll tell you what else you've got

yeah you remember that

new bike that you wanted yeah

the the one that i couldn't afford all

of the fancy bell

uh-huh well today i'm going to go out

and buy you

that bell thanks a lot

and then for your birthday i'm going to

go and slip that bike underneath it

you're kidding no no of course your bike

will depend upon the success

of the toy exchange hey me and my buddy

junior we'll do it

we'll nail it i hope so because i'm not

gonna be here to help you get ready you

told me you told me i mean i'm not gonna

be here until

right before the toy exchange starts you

told me you told me i forgot what you

told me

where are you gonna be i'm taking lamb

chop and some of her friends

on one of those special nature walks of

mine you want to come

ah with the little kids yeah you enjoyed

my nature walk last summer

last summer i was a little kid this year

i'm hanging with junior

yeah well with me away you and junior

are sharing gel

i got it covered i got signs

all over town and and the bulletin board

at school it says the

toy exchange and and i called all the

coolest guys and they're coming

and even i thought he made seven wrong

numbers and they're all coming

that's great yeah it's that charlie

horse idea

oh i'm so glad you like it i can't wait

to tell junior that you like it

hey junior where are you

here i come here i come so charlie what

did you think of the toy exchange

oh oh shari just loved your idea of the

toy exchange loved it you thought it was

mine

hey sure i did and the rhythm instrument

then oh that was a great idea you had

cause i'm tired because i'm tired you

know shari is so excited with this idea

of yours who knows

if it's a success she might even

give you a raise charlie you really are

a pilot

yeah you're well you're kidding it's you

and me me and you

us we're a team right right right

yeah it goes untied i mean i couldn't do

this toy exchange

without you i mean there's a lot of work

i don't know

what is the matter with you you don't

look so good you know i

think i got the flu oh try to look a

little better would you i mean i think

i hear shari coming

whoa what was fast it was a sneeze big

deal a sneeze

you got it cold oh

junior go home not home what do you mean

home for a sneeze

i feel like sneezing myself and i'm

perfect that's you

aren't you sorry i don't want to let you

down junior

come on we serve food here you're

sick one sneeze everybody's sick go home

go to bed

oh no you can't go home he can't go shh

go home darling okay

sorry charlie oh bye

oh oh oh oh look what you've done

what did i do without junior we can't do

this toy exchange

so we'll cancel we can't cancel why not

because

all the cool guys at school are coming i

told you they want to see me working

with my buddy

junior so you work with somebody else oh

well um how about uh

hey john hey girl is an

eighth an eight

takeout is not cool yeah but he's not

clever

takeout is not junior junior who is not

going to be here

not not you need somebody oh

i wish you could come i mean really he

needs help

how about lamb chop oh she's a kid

hush puppy a kid a kid i cannot work

with kids

i do not need kids kids are okay in

their place but this

place is not their place not today

which leaves us with takeout oh not cool

not cool not school all right um charlie

horse

uh take out what are you doing

sweetheart

would you get us some um ice cream oh

thank you

now look charlie

if there's no toy exchange yeah there'll

be no rhythm then yeah

there'll be no extra customers yeah and

then there'll be no

bike no bike

take out take out you have the ice cream

darling oh i got it

is it cool yeah it's cold

but let me tell you take out it's not

cool

today i want you to do junior's job

june you're smart oh you're smart

and if you do junior's job you'll get

even smarter

and you know in this country a smart

monkey

can get to be president president you

really think i could do it

oh yo oh yeah sure

he's ready sherry yeah i think so all

right take

out show me how you would clear the

table

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take out you're here where's junior but

junior's not here

oh that's right he's sick because that's

why why

why what why i'm taking his place oh

that's one reason

and the other reason because then i can

be president

president you mean we lose junior and we

gain

a president uh-huh uh-huh a smart monkey

can get to be president

we've had very few monkeys or presidents

no monkeys who ran the country

why well because if you're going to be

president you have to know

how to write i could write really

did you write this uh-huh uh-huh did you

uh-huh uh-huh all right any idea what it

said

was it a pizza

what was it mr president um water

water water water nothing i'm a cook i

don't

i don't make water i have a pitcher

there you go of water right here and i

have a glass

right here and i'm pouring in

you go and that is

what i always wondered how they did that

well now you know could i have one of

those pictures

sure hey you can have this very one

they ask for four waters i'll bring four

glasses pour in some of this water stuff

from the pitcher

and crystal water hey watch it

the country is going to be so lucky to

have you you think

oh yeah i think you can do anything that

you set your mind to

could i do junior's job why not why not

can you answer a phone call depends what

it asks can you make change

i don't know what's it made out of can

you set a table no

all right this is easy listen to me here

is a tape

look how to set a table what you're

gonna do is play this and they'll teach

you

how to set a table everything you need

to know is on here really

absolutely wow

it's good huh all you have to say is

i can do it say that

when now now is good but i can do it

like this i can do it

i can do it oh you're halfway there my

boy you are halfway there yeah

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okay

what are you all doing you're making

music that's not

music that's noise well i'll tell you

that's why should i go tell charlie

horse

because he thinks that that noise that

he's making with those rhythm

instruments is music hey

it is music well if that's music cell is

this

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any sounds can be used to make music

well then how come you always tell jolly

horse

don't slam the door but why isn't the

noise of a door slamming music

uh-huh yeah because if you make

one noise you got a sound but you make

another

and then another you've got a pattern

one

two three maybe you've even got rhythm

and if you've got

rhythm you've got music because music is

just

sounds organized into a pattern

so when charlie slams the door

again and again and

again he's making music nah he's making

trouble

yeah but you said take a sound

one single sound it might be the

sweetest sound around

but if a single sound is all you've got

too bad

one sound alone can not be

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music

that's starting to

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you've got to gather a whole bunch of

sounds

and make a pattern with them

form a shape

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