Atari and intellivision PlayStation
Dreamcast and Gameboy but no Pokemon
it's only about 600 thousand megabytes
dear God No Wow
everything's okay here how are things on
your end great
on my computer screen the best
but anyway
Gympie did you crash your room again
please
damage report mom coming out tonight to
buy a pizza rolls
hmm 30 plugs going into one socket
broken windows severe water damage and
move please and an illegal hot play
student let me make myself clear
if you do not clean up this room
disconnect your machines of mass
destruction and get rid of that hot
plate you will be relocated to Walden
Pond Hall the one with only one outlet
per floor you have 12 hours oh and by
the way I had a little chat with the
dorm electrician your cutoff for the
night good evening student gather our
men she has gone too far
you'd be what I was just calling to tell
you I can't talk to you somehow my heart
will go on I'm on my way out oh really
I've got a date with Kimmy at the
library you mean you're gonna sit in the
library and hope she walked by she'll be
here any minute
well this is college things are
different now she'll be here any minute
open up break it up you two
I just worked out I got a pickup show I
showered
excuse me for a minute honey
yeah hey Rocco we all thought it might
be a good idea for you to go away for
the weekend
what said don't come back till Sunday
night it's usually bigger
oh hey Kimmy what are the odds that we'd
run into each other have you ever been
to England not today because I'm going
can you believe it because I can't for a
whole semester that's great I got chosen
at the last minute to do a classic
theater study program in London I leave
Sunday so I have to spend the next
couple of days brushing up on my English
is that funny because I already speak
English London huh a whole semester
don't even know what I'm doing at the
library
I should be shopping I need movement
clothes rehearsal shoes a travel clock I
have a travel class you do not I do you
can borrow it really that's great what
kind a really cool one with time zones
at 25 different alarms a map of the
world and it's lemon-scented lying putz
perfect can I get it from you tomorrow
sure I can one of me for coffee coffee
relaxes me you can give me the clock
then Starbucks at 3 o'clock oh my god
I'm late for is it something I have a
date my friends what do we want why do
we want that
and who stands in our way right so what
can we go Kippy
do you have a travel clock with time
zones 25 different alarms a map of the
world
I suppose you needed to be lemon-scented
- yeah and I need it tomorrow
well can you search the web buddy I'm
trying to stage a revolution now if you
had to get an RA out of the way how
would you do it he or she she yeah
these last three days have been amazing
but I don't think you pay attention to
my needs
oh okay lady wait don't you want to try
to fight for what we have hey Beth Romy
what's up hey Cal how about Cal of
course send him posthaste
Cal go to get B's for the weekend okay
guy gentlemen return to your pots we are
bringing in a special operative
Wow this is perfect I'm gonna get the
clock I'm gonna have a date nothing
could possibly go wrong
hey knits and stay with you this weekend
down here he's a gimpy good hate that
guy but I love p*rn
mmm I could look at this stuff for hours
so where's the chicks and booze so
that's when I said to this Irish cover
anyone can fake a police badge right a
cr*ck ow
listen I have kind of this big date with
Kimmy tomorrow and there's a lot I need
to do before how long are you here till
Sunday that reminds me don't trust the
Irish the Irish okay well it's getting
late yes we're gonna hit the parties any
parties
now how about bars no blended chick
things tonight like one of those take
off your nightie rollies you mean to
take back the night rally Rock oh yeah
tons of freakin chicks there I don't
know
well what were you gonna do tonight
search the web for a travel clock and
drink beer right no whoa whoa whoa it's
Friday night you're not drinking haven't
I taught you anything
Nitz remember this one thing
Rotterdam is
that's it I'm taking you out on the town
we're getting drunk I don't drink
you always say that I always don't drink
look Rocco can you just stop for a
minute listen I've got this thing with
Kimmy tomorrow who I can barely talk to
without falling over and I got to get
her this clock so she knows that I like
her and I know what you mean man
it's tough when you have feelings for a
girl you want to buy nice things to show
her that you care but at the same time
doesn't feel like enough yeah exactly
I feel that way all the time there's
only one way to reconcile those feelings
how's that buddy beer taxi
kaby tickets to the bars you better not
be Irish hey I was with this girl and
she all left me so I saw like I'm sad
but then you call this now I'm happy and
I brought you a generic corn chips and
stamps great great cow we're gonna have
a lot of fun lots of tons of fun I ever
do one little thing just have to send
this mp3 of Woodstock 69 94 and 99 to 1
million of my closest friends you're
going down for this one
Lita cow cow Rita my RA hey lady you
look tired
how about I buy you a caffeine free soda
and you can just tell me about your day
and you are I know it's tough to be an
RA because that's what it says in the
handbook but I know I'm up to the
challenge you want to be an RA yeah I'm
an RA I T RA in training I love helping
people
let the mayhem begin
well fine tell me I gotta pay for my
fear I'm an American
my father fought in some Wars so hello
lady have a citizen kiss on me tonight
thing
don't tell anybody but those ladies
lesbionic no man for them let's get a
hooker look Rocco it's 1:00 in the
morning did I mention I have to get up
early so I can swear to god you say claw
one more time
Kimmie needs that clock to go to London
that's why we need hookers right I mean
no can we go home now
let's try one more bar Rocco we tried
seven bars we're like miles away from my
dorm this looks like your campus
couldn't be don't come back till Sunday
walk I stand corrected
let's just take the college bus back
home it's free okay go home then hooker
no hooker Irish well lease cows at gimpy
so we both have beds no one then what
this is the best night I've had in a
long time I don't have any friends at my
school I miss you and the guys you're
like brothers
oh thanks Rocco show up sleep now sleep
now worry tomorrow
two o'clock meeting Kimi at three
o'clock to give her a clock your
attention to detail is exceptional Bravo
we are truly living the dream my copy of
Christmas and the Stars the classic r2d2
c-3po Christmas album ruined
gimme gimme gimme gimme
situation under control I sent one of my
men to deliver it he should be there in
four seconds what are you talking about
hi bring you a package from Jeep I'm use
it well in our fight against the power
rock oh I have to get ready to go out
you can just hang here and sleep yes
sleep
what the hell are you doing do you know
what you just did I smashed her clock
breakfast ah this was my whole excuse to
have coffee with Kimmy and you smashed
it
so no breakfast Rocco go away don't come
back well fine
idols aw crap
I don't have your clock what clock
because Rocco is an idiot
well it doesn't matter cuz thoughtless
stupid mean look knits
I'm not going to learn sexist and r*cist
in a sloppy drunk payments nota comes
down to Rocco's a rotten friend just a
rotten friend he's standing right behind
me isn't he I look Rocco well Kimmy I'm
sorry you had to see that I think I'd
better leave
but but Kimmy your clock that crap look
I hate to complain cuddle a word
projectile from someone's robot wars
fatally damage my toothpick Lonnie and
Falcon who is responsible
hey room 302 get those hamsters head of
that liquid nitrogen and no three ladies
not cloning that sheep the very laws of
nature being shattered room 311
ah
you can't burn this all up k*lled us all
you can't do this there have to be rules
regulus Oh God what if I become hey cow
it's time for you to go home we need our
RA back wow it is getting late you're
not going anywhere Babu don't you see
don't you see it's anarchy tell you we
need rules to support girls anarchy
anarchy looks like somebody's turned to
the dark side gentlemen hey Rocco look I
forget it nits I get kicked out of my
frat bars busses bars strip clubs r*fle
ranges bars I should have known that
you'd kick me out too Rocco I was a jerk
mom I'm a jerk
well yeah we both are I guess that's why
we're friends I guess so
you want to come back in sure I've to
why that's where we're the pizzas to you
got 25 bucks I can borrow gimpy knee and
rock over here what's wrong let's go
right like I'm gonna miss my pizza to
hang out with a bunch of nerds and cow
you know Rocco you're being a jerk right
now
well vaguely aware sure ordered 300 meat
peaches we did listen buddy drive us to
take her syntek and I'll pay double for
the pizzas are you guys serial K*llers
hey no just checking
oh thank yo de you're here you've got to
help me get Cal thrown out of here it
just so happens we have the number one
expert on getting thrown out Rocco my
pleasure
should I get that lady I'll get it my
Bobo leash
hi I'm Rocco Cal's best buddy hey come
on in guys
hey you mind if I call a couple of my
buddies this would be a great place for
a barbecue take your top off
hey lady that's my best buddy Rocco you
can't be mean to him and nice to me
we're a pair like a glass and milk
whoa so if he goes I go and don't never
set foot in this dorm again either of
you call me duck-and-cover freaks and
gates rings back we should do this more
often I think we all learned something
today I learned that your friend is your
friend even if you don't see eye to eye
on everything I learned that this order
leads to chaos and clone sheep have
nasty tempers I learn stuff and I
learned ah kitty
the old habits die hard Kimmy I'm so
glad I look I'm sorry that you had to
see me be such a jerk just before you
leave
I'm not going my folks didn't have the
money and my scholarship doesn't cover
it I'm sorry that's what I was trying to
tell you earlier my life is a train
wreck and I think these pants make me
look fat how are things with you and
Rocco fine he's a good guy
well that's that yes no I mean yes he's
a good guy
no you don't look you look good what is
not until Sunday I'll k*ll you all in
your sleep you hear me I'll k*ll you all
hello ladies can I offer you some sex in
exchange for sex
01x07 - Jerks
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Adult animated sitcom centered on the lives of four college undergraduate freshmen.
Adult animated sitcom centered on the lives of four college undergraduate freshmen.