08x07 - You Look Ridiculous

[bunniefuu]

PHIL: Previously on "The Amazing Race"...

families set out from Panama City, Panama,

and raced to San Jose, Costa Rica.

There, teams sprinted to the edge of a volcano.

Oh, gosh. Cool.

Unbelievable.

PHIL: The Paolos conspired against the Weavers.

We choose to Yield team Florida.

PHIL: And the Weavers lashed out.

Somebody yielded us. Cleavers yielded us.

ret*rd.

They're in front of a garbage truck.

No one wants us here.

Where could this thing be?

PHIL: At the Road Block, Tammy Gaghan searched in vain...

Oh, my God.Come on!

You can do it!

And fell to the back of the pack.

Now we're the last ones here.

PHIL: At the Detour, teams ventured into a rain forest...

Whoo!

Oh, man.Holy crap.

That was so high.

PHIL: And New York City garbage man Tony Paolo--

you're a fricking monster.

Outmuscled his sons.

Dad, I can't.

PHIL: In the final run to the Pit Stop--

I can't do this no more.

Don't give up on me!

PHIL: Marion Paolo struggled to keep pace with her family

for first place.

TONY: Pick up the pace.

You are team number one.

But the Gaghans couldn't catch up.

Hold your head up high, Billy.

Come on, peanut.

And never recovered.

You have been eliminated from the race.

You're always going to remember this experience.

Now families remain.

Who will be eliminated next?

PHIL: This is Quepos, Costa Rica,

a sleepy surf town in Central America.

And at the edge of town, Kacao Beach.

This Pacific paradise was the sixth Pit Stop

in "The Amazing Race".

Teams arrived here at the end of the last leg

for a mandatory rest period.

Can the Paolos continue to capitalize

on their new found teamwork?

And with only teams left,

will the Weavers survive being outcasts?

The Paolo family, who were first to arrive--

[Cheering]

Will depart at : A.M.

"Travel on foot to Playa Maracas"--

PHIL: Teams must now find this cove

known as Playa Maracas.

Once here, one team member will swim to this buoy

to retrieve their next clue.

Let's go, let's go.

TONY: Don't think about it. Don't think about it.

The way I'm feeling physically

is definitely affecting my mentality for the race.

But I'm still going to try my best to help my family.

All right, who feels like swimming?

I totally respect my mother.

I didn't think she would be able to do half

the physical things she does.

Just stop talking right now.

But there are just things that my mother does

that drives me nuts.

We have $ for this leg of the race.

Let's go.Let's go.

We'd like to think we're the fastest

and strongest, but this race

isn't all about being physically fit.

It's tough to really gauge

what needs to happen in order to get in first.

Certainly it's a learning experience,

but I'd rather not have learning experiences. I'd rather be first.

Playa! Playa Maracas.

Time to get in the old skivvies, baby.

"Travel on foot to Playa Maracas".

It's been a struggle for my dad to be like,

you know, the girls can handle this.

It's a team effort, and everyone needs to step back

and let it be an equal opportunity for everyone.

Are you sure?

Straight ahead, straight ahead.

Can you swim, Brian?

Let's go, Dad!

They're attached to the buoy, Dad.

Come on, Nick.

Come on, Dad!Hurry up, Nick!

Come on, Nick. You got it! Let's go, Nick!

Follow the arrows.

Who's doing it? Dad?

Yeah. But I don't want my good shoes on.

Come on, Dad! You got to use your hands!

Your feet and your hands!

There you go, Nick!

OK, go, Dad, hurry.Go, Wally!

You're a fish! A skinny fish!

Aah! Dad!

Dad! Wrong way!

Come on, Dad!

Dad, let's go!

Let's go, Dad!

Hey, Nick! You've got it!

I got it. Nice job, Nick! Back pedal!

Is he all right? What happened?

I can't-- Uhh! Uhh!

Something's wrong.

Come on.

Why did he say he could do it if he couldn't do it?

I don't know. Maybe he thought he could.

Dad, don't drown! Come on!

I can't. I can't.

Uhh! Uhh!

Is he all right?

They're giving him a life jacket to swim back on.

Dad, relax. Take your time.

All right, guys, here.

Route info-- travel by taxi

to the town of Grecia and find La Iglesia De Metal.

PHIL: Teams must now travel nearly miles to the town of Grecia

to find this church-- La Iglesia De Metal.

A structure brought to Costa Rica

from Belgium in the s.

When they find the church,

an altar boy will hand them their next clue.

Gotta go find a phone.Come on.

I thought he was the strongest out of all of us for this.

That's what I thought. He said he could swim.

Come on, Dad. You're almost there!

Let's go, Dad. You've got it.

You've got it, Dad. Let's go!

Let's go, Dad!

"Find the La Iglesia De Metal--"

Let's go.

Relax. Take it easy.

Give me his back pack. Give it to me.

I want to carry it, please. Thank you.

You could be a little nicer.

Get the clue. Let's read it.

Come on.

Oh, God. I couldn't do it.

"Travel by taxi to the town of Grecia."

Yeah, let's go.In the back.

Come on, let's go!

Hey! Telephone, telephone, telephone.

Take the number.

Are there directions in there?

No. It's tough to figure out.

Here they are.

Guys, don't run. Dad is so tired.

He just swam for us.

Go to town. There should be pay phones.

Come on. Relax.

[Speaking Spanish]

I cannot get a dial tone. You want to try, Beth?

Can we have Tony try?

He might be able to understand them and stuff.

Buenos dias.

Oh, you speak English. Good. Good.

[All groaning]

taxis. We got to go to Grecia.

Yeah, all right.Thank you.

There's numero uno.

Looks like there's more. There's more.

Over here.Nick, let's rock.

Let's go, let's go.

Why do you always sit up front?

So I'm sitting here. What's the big deal?

Come on, Dad.

Oh, good. All right, let's go.

[Speaking Spanish]

Oh, it's English.

Señor, follow that van.Stay with those vans.

Señor, how far is this?

All right, you guys. No peeing...

for / hours.

Rip!

"Travel on foot to Playa Maracas."

Let's go.

We know that we argue.

At least we're not in denial.

We know we have some problems

and we know we need to pull it together

or we're going to be out.

A buoy marks the search area.

Come on, Sharon. You can do this.

She'll dive down. She'll get it.

She'll be bitching when she gets back,

but she'll do it.

Girl power! Come on!

You're doing great.

Back flow! Good idea!

Oh, my God. This is exhausting.

"Travel by taxi to the town of Grecia--"

Let's go, you guys. Come on, come on.

"Search the water for your next clue."

You want to dive?

Yeah, that's you, Rolly.I'll do it.

I've got it, Ma.

It's greater to be hated for who you are

than loved for who you're not.

We're being ourselves and we're being hated for it.

Why make these buddy-buddy friends?

No, we're competitors.

We want to win.

Go, Rolly.

Dear Lord, I just pray for your hedge of protection,

and I pray for you to bless Rolly.

[Weavers cheering]

Come on, Rol!

Thank you, Jesus.

Come on, Rol! Hottie!

"Find La Iglesia De Metal--"

So we need to find a phone.

All right.

Hey, puppy!

Oh, my God.

You OK? You want some--not really.

I'm still shaking.

There's a phone right there.

Is it going through?

Hi! We need to arrange for a taxi.

OK, thank you. Bye.

Get in. Hurry up before they see us.

OK, yes. Let's go!

We want to go to Grecia. Make sure he knows.

Just let him drive.

Oh, Dear Lord. There's a phone.

A taxi, please.

Dear God, maybe we're gonna catch them.

La Iglesia? La Iglesia.

Rapido, rapido!

[Speaking Spanish]

Arnold es numero uno!

Whoa, Arnold!

This is it.

Right here. Right here.

Let's do it! Let's go.

Oh, I see them. Look at that.

Where you gonna go? Un momento.

Dad, go, go!

There they are.

Dad, she's waiting.

There's a funeral going on,

so make sure we're respectful.

Just walk quick.

Is that him right there?

Oh, man.

The metal church.

Detour. "Brush or Barrel."

a Detour is a choice between tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this Detour, teams have to choose

between traditional Costa Rican trades.

The choice-- Brush or Barrel.

In Brush, teams must travel by taxi

over miles to this ox cart factory

in the town of Sarchi.

Once here, they will choose

two of these partially painted cart wheels,

then following the pattern from the painted section

finish decorating the wheels.

When the artisan approves of their work,

teams will receive their next clue.

In Barrel, teams must travel by taxi

over miles to this sugarcane plantation

where they'll load a tractor-trailer

with one ton of harvested sugar cane.

Then they'll transport it approximately miles

to this rum factory.

After they've delivered the cane,

they must search the factory's vast warehouse,

also known as the Toneleria,

and look for the marked rum barrel rack.

They'll search the barrels for their next clue.

First, tell me what you guys think?

I don't know.

Gracias. Detour.

Let's do this one. La Argentina.

The one with the strength.

I'm gonna have more muscles

than I have brains in my head

when I'm done with this race.

Let's do the first one.

Detour.

What do you guys think?

Maybe painting.

We're gonna load sugarcane?

Then what?

Go through some barrels? Or what? Yeah, Ma.

Why did we not decide not to do the sugar?

None of us are painters.

Dude, as far as I'm concerned,

we should always take the strength

over whatever the other one is.

We're going with the sugar.

OK.What do you think?

Let's just paint.OK, fine.

Can we go to Sarchi?

Does she know where to go?

Does she need a map, Dad?

The landscape is absolutely beautiful.

It's a place where you'd love to take a honeymoon.

A little romance?

Yeah, a little romance.

But we're with the sisters.

Yeah, but we're with the sisters. Back to reality.

No romance on this trip.

Go, Arnold, go! Go, Arnold, go!

Whee!

We gotta catch up!

We did bananas. We do sugarcane. No big deal.

There's Argentinas, right there.

Right there. Go.

Come on, come on, come on.

There it is, right there.

We're going to do it better than anyone else.

The other team's here. Let's go!

Come on, come on, come on. Let's go!

Tony. Right there.

Is that everything?

Yes. Go!

Go, go, go.

Come on, come on, come on.

All right, guys.

Aah!

This whole pile's gotta go?

The whole pile.

Hey, you guys sling 'em up

and I'll make sure they're straight. All right, guys. Good job.

All right, guys. We gotta move faster. Come on.

This sucks.

[Woman speaking Spanish]

I don't know what she is doing,

but it is ridiculous.

Do you know where we're going?

Come on.

I just want to get out of here.

This is insane.

[Woman speaking Spanish]

I don't know what she is doing,

but it is ridiculous.

We're so far behind.

WALTER: Do you know where we're going?

What is she doing?

[Woman speaking Spanish]

Straighten these out, Meg.

Come on, guys. Keep going.

You're doing good.

Mom. You're not helping.

Straight. Straight.

I gotta come down and help youse.

No, Mom.

[Groaning]Easy, Ton!

Who wants this?

Huh? Gracias.

OK.

"Brush or Barrel?"

Let's paint. We all are good at painting.

Do you know where Sarchi is?

minutes. minutes.

I don't think we're all going to be able to paint

at the same time.

We can't do too much thinking, Chrissy.

You just look at the design and you paint.

Over there. OK, there we go, guys.

Well, we'll just have to paint fast.

Come on, Dad.Oh, there it is.

WALTER: OK, let's paint 'em just like that--

all the way around, I guess.

This is going to take forever.

I think if we can just repeat the pattern.

Is that the church?

I don't see the other teams here.

We're so far behind.

We're in last place.

Let's go. Here--here we are.

Wait up for me!

Hola, señora.

Metal!

"Brush or Barrel."

We're doing Brush.Vamanos.

Do we like to paint, guys?

We can do more of the monotonous stuff

than the strength stuff.

Pull 'em, Megan. Like, towards you.

Guys, we're almost there.

Watch out, Nick.I got you.

Good job.

All right, guys, we gotta move faster. Come on.

Aren't these something?

Take it easy.

Aah! Easy, Ton!

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Watch your-- watch your head. OK?

OK. OK?

MARION: We have enough now?

No! No.

Sticks are going up my butt.

They're gonna smell like sugar.

Who's that, baby? Who's that?

We really did that awesome fast.

How are they done with their pile already?

Come on. Come on. Just pick it up.

It's like Aunt Susan's house.

I feel like I'm out looking for pumpkins.

Oh, my God. Does this have to be really nice?

Just do the best you can.

It doesn't have to be perfect.

WALTER: And I'll just go as fast as I can.

Don't worry, but do your thing.

We're doing our thing.

Oh, right. Yes, right here.

Oh, great!

Oh, look.

Hey. Oh, look. There's oxen.

The other team coming?

Yeah.Great.

Hey, guys.

OK, so let's pick out two.

Come on, guys, start painting.

You know, we should work inside-out,

so you don't smudge it with your fingers.

Start painting, girl!

Big area, blue!

Mom, move!

Stop picking-- what are you kidding me?

From there. Not from here!

[Man speaking Spanish]

Quick! Quick! Beep! Beep!

♪ Ay yi yi yi

[Tony singing in Spanish]

We're going to enjoy painting.

There it is. Maybe we're still in the race.

I hope so.

Go! Gracias.

Yes, it is. Just keep going.

Wheel? Here's a wheel.

WALTER: You guys made good time.

Thanks, Wally.

What's going on? No!

Guys, guys, stop for a second.

You said, right there is yellow.

Will you guys come over here and start helping with ours?

We will in a second. We gotta finish our own.

Tricia, you're not even staying in the lines.

I am in the lines!

Tricia, I don't want to have to redo your stuff.

Shut up. I don't want to work with her anymore.

Come on. This could be a matter of last place.

It's a pretty real deal.

Cigarette factory. Hola!

Now there's that Toneleria.

All right, let's go!Gracias, señor.

Find the marked...racks.

Your clue is in one of barrels?

Let's go down.

Could be up there.

Here's marked barrels. Marked rack.

It's right here.We gotta roll them out.

All right. Get 'em all out.

There's nothing in these. That's why I'm like--

I think we gotta use those tools.

Fire away, bro.

I don't think we're doing this right.

How we gonna get the damn thing out of what's inside of it?

The clue is on the barrel.

Are you kidding me?Here. Hold on. Hey.

I've got it.

[Laughs] It was down in the barrel.

MEGAN: We are not smart.

Here we go. "Fly to Phoenix, Arizona."

PHIL: Teams must now fly to Phoenix, Arizona.

Once teams land, they'll choose one of these marked cars

and travel miles to the Bondurant Superkarts School

where they'll find their next clue.

MEGAN: Back to English!

Hey, we gotta get back to our cabs.

There's a taxi.[Burps]

Come on, Meg! Hustle.

I'm a coming.

[Speaking Spanish]

Gracias.

The other team's coming around.

Oh, I see the plant.

What's the clue now? Brian, wake up.

When we get there. Relax. Mom, what?

What's the clue? What do we gotta do?

He can't read it yet!

D.J. Has it.Oh, that's right.

What do we have to do?Find the Toneleria.

TONY: Toneleria. Right there. Turn left.

Come on. Move it.

Here. Right here. Right here.

Do you roll 'em--Gotta roll them out.

MARION: Just pull it out. Pull straight out.

Yeah, right. Oh, yes. Got it, got it, got it.

Last freakin' barrel.Read it.

"Fly to Phoenix, Arizona."

MARION: Phoenix, Arizona?

What the hell we going to Phoenix, Arizona for?

I want to go to New Zealand!

Why don't you finish up the white ones?

Dad, there's one more white one.

I know. Just do it.

Don't worry about me.

We will worry about you.

All right. We're done. Doesn't it look beautiful?

Sí, sí.

Yay.

So let's read it over there.

"Fly to Phoenix, Arizona." Let's go.

[Speaking Spanish]

Got pokey and pokier behind us.

Hey, who says I was slow?

It may have been all him.

Yeah. I wasn't very fast at all.

I'm using a skinny one to outline

and a fat one to color in.

You're kidding me. We're like doing it perfect?

OK, all that needs to be done now is the white, right?

Mr. Artisian, are we OK?

Gracias.

Thank you, señor.

"International Raceway."

Well, that's fine.

OK, come on. Let's go get our taxi man.

Why do they keep doing these stupid racetracks?

How did they finish?

They got here, like, minutes after us.

Maybe this is when our perfection kills us.

We b*at the Desperate Housewives!

Cool!

Pull over, bro. OK.

Let's go.

MEGAN: International departures right here.

We need to get to Phoenix, Arizona.

Our best bet is Delta.

Getting into Atlanta.

Hello. What's the earliest flight

from Atlanta to Phoenix tomorrow morning?

:.You guys want to do that?

Tell me right now--Yes. Yes.

Thank you. Gracias, señor.

Bronx showed up.

Which one you want to go to?

TONY: Delta.

Hey!

This flight leaves through Atlanta

and then it goes to Phoenix, Arizona at :.

Tomorrow morning.Is it full?

Sounds good to me.

Would you like to purchase the tickets?

Yes.

Please, sir, please.Oh, come on, please.

For security reasons, we need to close the flight. It's too late.

Give me a break.He's an idiot.

He won't do anything. The ticket counter's closed.

The guy's a moron.

They would just talk nice, they might get further with them,

but they both got nasty mouths.

Let's go to Taca and see what they can do.

Man, they were pissed off.

Thank you very much.

Let's go.

Hurry up, hurry up.

TONY: We'll go to Taca.

Is it open?Yeah, it's open.

Is this Taca?Yes, sir.

Let's go.

Bye, Arnold.

Here we go. Where?

Where? Where?

Oh, Florida team's here.

Over my dead body. That team is not going to win.

Thank you so much.

They don't even have a flight.

There's a flight?

Thank you.

Let's go through. Let's go. Let's go.

We're going to do the same thing.

Thank you so much.

From New York to Phoenix, :.

Perfect. Perfect.

Team Florida is on the same flight.

Son of a bitch!

You ever hear don't mess with a good thing?

Right now we have a good thing.

Then we should mess with you because you're a bad thing.

I'm kidding. I'm sorry. It's bad humor.

Come on. This is taking way too long.

Gracias. ¿Sí?

Oh, jeez.Clue, por favor.

"Fly to Phoenix, Arizona."

OK, let's go.

Airport international!

We need to go to Arizona.

You guys were the last team there period.

We were already in sixth place.

That's because it definitively

trying to knock a team out.

[Gasping]

That's what we're trying to do. Any team.

Right now it's a game.

We like you.

We've been nothing but friendly to you.

Let's be friends.

We can be friendly, but right now it's the final five.

Well, you don't have any Yields left, and we do, sweets.

Go, go, go, go.

Delta is closed.

What other airlines?

Taca airline?

Do you see anyone?No.

Can you find out how soon we could get to Phoenix, Arizona?

Yeah.

Do that one, please.

They're all down there.Except for the Linzes.

Oh, my God! We caught up.

We got an early departure, so--

We're going to hunker down.

Harumph!

OK. Let's get better seats, closest to the door.

We're on America West.

Hi! We have a : flight into Phoenix.

Could we get closest to the front with the seats?

What happened?

What do you mean?

We had tickets.

We need to get on that flight.

I don't understand.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

Chris, we're never going to get in before the other teams.

Never.

Our luck just sucks.

Our luck sucks.

We need to get on that flight.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

We're never going to get in before the other teams.

Never.

We need a flight to Phoenix.

But you have to hurry.

OK, we'll take that.Good luck.

OK, let's get a cab.

Come on, girls.

We have to get to Newark Airport.

If we can make this flight, you guys.

Come on.

We need to get there, quick.

Where are we going?

What are the sisters doing?I don't know.

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

Stop!

OK, come on, come on.

We've got to catch this flight, guys.

Do you guys see anyone?

Down there America West.Let's ask her.

We need tickets. Run.

Find out how soon we can get into Phoenix, Arizona?

Just book us on that.

OK. Here we go, girls.

What's going on with the sisters?

Hopefully we'll get first place.

Let's do it.

PHIL: All teams are now making their way to Phoenix, Arizona,

via Newark, New York, and Atlanta.

Once teams land, they must choose one of these marked cars

and travel miles to the Bondurant Superkart School

where they'll find their next clue.

Parking on the roof.

So we got to do some running.

Come on, come on.We might be early.

I have a good feeling about this.

Whoo-hoo!

There they are!

I never thought I'd love them so much.

Oh, man, it's hotter than snot.

Everyone in?

Go to your right.

Find Bondurant Superkart School.

OK.

We're trying to get--

To the Bondurant Superkart School at Firebird International Raceway.

Can you give us exact directions, please?

Just take the I- right there and it will go east?

It'll go east? Thank you.

Just watch for east, guys.

It's right there.OK.

We counted the cars, and they're all there so we're first.

We made it first.Unbelievable.

We are smart women.

Whoo-hoo!

We have to go to a parking lot.

Down. Down.

Come on. Where are we going?

I don't know. Come on.

You've got to run.

Go, go, go.Over there, back to the left.

Hurry.

Keep it up, Dad. OK.

Looking for the Bondurant Superkart School.

west?

East.

east to the right.Good job, guys.

Yeah, that was good hustle.

Come on. Right here.

I can see them from here.

The cars? Yes.

Come on.All right, go, Mama.

Then we go east? East on .

There it is right there.

Thank you, Lord.

Right here.Mom, Mom!

Where are you going?

Look for the markers.

Oh, my God.

Holy crap.

Let's go this way and work down.

I think it's over there, but whatever.

Terminal parking two.

We have to go to the roof of it.

I think we're in a good position at this point.

This is where we find out.

Over there. Let's go.

Right up there.Yeah.

Do you see them?I see them.

Here, Nick. Give me that map. You drive. I've already been looking at this.

Let's go!

Here is is the Bondurant Superkart School.

We go east on .

Who knows if someone is here before us.

East--exit east exit.I saw that.

Hey, Ma, this is what you signed up for, all right?

You have to walk.Oh, my God.

No, you got to do things in order.

Oh, you're an idiot.

We could just run around the place and be fine.

What is that Yukon right there?

Oh, I see it. Look at that.

All the way down there.

Again! I'm not going to listen to any one of youse.

I hope to God you never get married, D.

I really do, because nobody will put up with your nonsense.

I don't know why your father just

doesn't knock your damn head off your shoulders.

Mom, please shut up.

You'd better have a talk to him,

because I'm going to slap him across his face.

Stop it now. All right, D.

You guys know where we're going?

east.Damn it!

It's always going the wrong way.

We're just going to take , right?

Right here. Nothing but the dust.

Bondurant!Bondurant, there it is.

Right there, right there, to the left.

Straight ahead. Left.

Let's go.

Go!

Clue box!Right here!

Road Block.

A Road Block is a task that only one person may perform.

In this Road Block, that person has to suit up

and get behind the wheel of one of these superkarts.

Then they'll have to complete a grueling -lap race

in sweltering heat to receive their next clue.

You've been wanting to do it, right?

I'll do it.Let's go!

Whoo-hoo! OK.

You have to wear a helmet, gloves, and a jacket.

The only time you have to come in and stop is at lap .

You look so cute.Let's go, Michelle!

Whoo!

Let's get you going a couple laps

before everybody gets here.

This is great. I would have done it if she didn't do it.

She really wanted to, though.

Go!

Whoo-hoo!

Come on, step on the gas.

Gonna have to get the hang of it. times? Holy crap.

OK, come on, Michelle.

Go!

Go! Kick it, lady, kick it!

She has the whole track to herself.

The green grass of Arizona.

Bondurant right here.

Here it is.

"Road Block.

Who is ready to start their engine?" Walter.

This is a good one for him.

It not like he's trucking around this thing on foot.

Arizona.

There it is.

Thank you, lord.

If this is a thing where you have to drive a car around

and it's a Road Block, I'm going to do it.

OK, good.

Wait, I see cars parked up there.

OK, come on.

Hey. Hi.

"Drive a Superkart laps around the racetrack."

Let's go. It's OK.

Welcome to the Bondurant School.

My husband was k*lled by a race car,

so I need someone to be very compassionate with me.

It's just really hard for us.

It was just a year ago,

and it was real horrible.

You're going to do fine. This is the go-cart that you're going to be driving.

OK.

I don't want her driving one.

She'll be set up with a helmet.

I'll be fine, sweetheart.

Just relax, OK?

Team ready?

Ready.

All right, let's go this way.

Mommy, be careful.

Just don't worry about it.

I think the next lap is going to tell it.

Get out, get your water.

Suck it down, Michelle. We're ahead.

You've got to maintain.

Time to go, baby.

Whoo!

Girl power.Oh, it's the girls.

The pink ladies are here.

Go, Dad!

Don't get in an accident.

Come on, let's go!

Come on!Wally's out there.

She's gonna cut Wally off.

Oh, yeah, she outraced Wally!

Well, she's got so much wider.

You're going to do good, Mama.

Remember to breathe, all right?

Don't hold your breath out there driving.

It could be fun, but racing on the track,

we'll never like that ever again

no matter how fun it is. It's not fun to us.

She's doing it for us, I don't know.

She's just being the mom, I guess.

You know I could freakin' cook bacon on this road.

Yeah, it's degrees right now.

It's not a big deal. Do some catching up.

"Road Block."

You want to do this, dude? Yeah.

Go, Michelle!

for her.

Let's go, Wally!

Whoo-hoo!Go, Mama!

She's getting lapped. But it doesn't matter.

I know, I know.

We just don't want to be here--

I know.

You know what, just keep remembering.

It's got to be hard for you.

Your dad would be proud of you guys.

Just think about that.You know he's watching.

Your dad is proud of you guys.

I hate the Desperate Housewives.

They're just so annoying.

And they lie.

Oh, here's Cincinnati.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s here.

There you go, buddy!He is flying.

Drop him, Bone!

Tom's like a buck .

Walter's a good--Oh, if that.

It's going to go by weight.

Dad is going to be a lot slower

because he's a lot heavier.

What exit am I looking for?

Wild Horse Pass Boulevard, Sundust Road.

Sundust. Sundust.

We've got to get off here, D.

Bondurant, see here.

All the cars are over there already.

Let's get out. Go.

Come on. Let's move it.

All right, come on.

"Who's ready to start their engines?" Only one. That's me.

Let's go.All right.

Come on, Michelle!

[All yelling]

She's got four to go.

Let's go, Dad!

[All cheering]

He's fallen behind, it seems like. He's gotta keep going.

He must be haulin'.Good job, Mommy.

We're on . He passed her.

There you go, buddy!

Bone's a born race car driver.

Here's Bronx, they're here.

Everybody's here.

Come on, D! Come on, D!Come on, D!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, all the way down.

Let's go, let's go!

Come on.

There's a pit stop coming up.

Got to be careful of Bone.

He's like lapping people.

Let's go, Dad!

She's on her last one.

[Cheering]

Come on!

Come on, Michelle!

Come on, Michelle!Whoo!

Thank you. Let's go.

Drive yourselves to the next Pit Stop.

PHIL: Teams must now drive themselves miles

to Fort McDowell, a ,-acre reserve

that is home to the Yavapai Nation in the heart of Arizona's desert landscape.

This ancestral tribal land

is the Pit Stop for this leg of the race.

The last family to check in here may be eliminated.

OK. Let's go.Let's go.

Chrissy, ask them.

Do you know where the ranch at Fort McDowell Adventures is?

OK. He's going to get us his map.

We have to get there like the fricking wind.

Come on, Chris, hustle!

OK, we have to take one second

and look at the map.

I found it.

OK. Come on. Get in. We're wasting time.

Michelle, let's all look at this map here.

Don't tell me what to do right now.

I'm asking for your help.

OK, I will look at it.

You're going to need take --

We're going to have to take--no, cut it out.

Chrissy, no.Come on, you guys, think.

We can't screw this up.

Why don't we take --

OK, we just passed coming here.

east, if we're taking it. east.

Are you sure, Michelle?

Yes or no? Yes.

Yes.

Come on, Wally!

Let's go, Dad!

ALL: Go, go!

Why are you looking over your shoulder?

I like his turns.

Goes through those corners faster than we would.

Look at how far Bone is.

He could catch up.

This is the .

Go.

Watch out, Mama.

He's champing on her tail.

Not hard turns, bro.

[Shrieking]

Ohh!

OK, so one more.

Watch out, Mama.

Guy's champing on her tail.

Not hard turns, bro!

Ooh! Oh!

What was that?What happened?

What happened?I don't know.

This is scary.Ooh, that was close.

She's fine. Thank God.

Thank God.

Go, Mama!

Good job, Mama.That was scary.

I think I'm going to throw up, you guys.

Halfway, Mama.

Mommy, we gotta do catch-up now. The Desperate Housewives left.

Go!

There you go, yeah!

Oh, man, they caught up.

They're going to catch up to us.

Is the lead team finished?

Yeah, that lead team is done.

Keep it up, dude.

[Laughs]

We have to go to the Pit Stop, guys.

OK, we're on , right, Sharon? Yes.

We need to get off and ask before we get too far.

Are you guys sure you want to exit?

No. Yes, let's exit.

Ask these people.

Excuse me![Honks horn]

Have you ever heard of Fort McDowell Adventure Park?

Arghh!Let's go back.

Seriously?

Are we all in agreement on this?

Don't you think so, Chris?

Yes, I do, that's what I originally said.

OK.

Go, Wally!Whoo-hoo!

Good job, Dad. It's time to shine.

Great job. Here is your next clue.

Thank you. Thank you.

"Drive yourselves to the next Pit Stop."

Do we know where we're going now?

Get back on going back.

We'll see if we can find somebody who might know.

You mean you don't know which way we're going?

I think we have to get up here and ask. You know?

Whoo!

Good job, Mama.Let's go. Hurry!

Good job, Mama.Good job.

Great job. Thank you.

Let's get out of here.

Drive yourselves to the next Pit Stop.

You guys, that was so hard.

Good job.Come on, let's go.

I need my atlas. I need my atlas.

Look under "f" for Fort McDowell.

OK, Rebecca, you're going to get on .

north. You did good, Mama.

I was about dead. But I just said, I can do this.

But it's over.

Nice job!Whoo-hoo!

All right, we're right behind them.

Let's go, in the car, let's go!

Yeah! Ha ha!Hey, nice job, bro.

The Bronx team is behind us, Florida's right in front of us.

Yeah!All right, here we go.

"Drive yourself to the next Pit Stop,

the ranch at Fort McDowell Adventures."

right here. For McDowell casino.

We've got it.OK, you want to go to .

All right. Good job, Tom.

All the way. All the way.

There's nobody on the track. Let's go.

Un-freakin' real. Unbelievable.

How many more does he gotta do?

laps down.

Should have done that from the beginning.

Should have done what?Step on it.

Here, .

Oh, yeah, that's the one we need.

This is the best route for sure?

Yes. This is the only way in, Trish.

This is nice. They're freaking out because they pass you.

I know.

You're going to write that one in the book.

-year-old guy pass a -year-old woman. Wow.

Great accomplishment, boys.

I think this might be it right there.

There is , yeah.

Desperate Housewives are going to be first, gosh darn it.

[Grunts]

, Nick? Yeah.

All right, this is it.

Did it look like those things were moving fast?

It felt like they were going fast. You were going fast.

I think you probably lapped people twice, three times.

You just made up some good time.

Bro, I'm going to start managing you,

you're going to start making me some money.

You were just en fuego.

Fuego.

If you see a motel, stop.

Go in the Ramada.

It'll take just one minute to stop in here.

Go quick. Go.

Which way is it generally?

OK, let's go.

Let's go!OK, let's go, Dad.

People are honestly on our tail.

I don't think he realizes it.

No, let's just go.

What, Dad?

Take your time.

We have a phone.

We were doing it and you're running out the door.

Where are we going?

To . This is ridiculous.

Well, were you calling the right place?

Do you want to go back in and use the phone?

I don't know.

Come on, come on!Let's go! Come on!

Come on! Let's go!

Take the jacket off. Let's go.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

"Drive yourself to the next Pit Stop--

the ranch at Fort McDowell."

All right, let's go.

Guys, I know where that is on the map.

Tony, you've got to drive.

Take north.

You know what? We better keep going.

This is not over yet.

Fort McDowell... Adventures!

[All cheering]

Is that a team right there?

Yeah.There's the other team.

Oh, my gosh!

There's the other team.Yeah, there's the other team.

Nice, Alex.

Fort McDowell Adventures! It's right there.

Oh, thank you, Lord!

There it is.Now just stay with them.

This is it!

Hey, that looks like a ranch if I ever saw one.

Yes!

That's Desperate Housewives.

Oh, praise the Lord.Stay right.

It's going to be a foot race.

Oh, my gosh. The other teams are here.

Go! Let's go!Come on!

I don't know, I think it's across.

You guys, come on. We can't screw it up now.

This way.Let's go up through here.

[Cheering]

Ow!

[Cheering]

Welcome to Arizona.

Oh, thank you.

Godlewski family...ALL: Yes!

you're team number one.

[Cheering]

Now I have some good news for you.

As the winners of this leg of the race,

you have won a trip for four to Belize from Travelocity.

[Cheering]

You are going to be staying at the lodge at Chaa Creek.

Now this is an adventure center.

It's a rain forest reserve and a spa.

Ohh!

Nestled in the foothills of the Maya Mountains.

So you guys are going to have the best time.

[Cheering]

Oh, hi, Phil!Hola.

Weaver family...

you're team number two.

Yeah!

Every day we're conquering new things

and experiencing, like, a new togetherness

and every step that we've taken

has been a goal that we've accomplished together.

Saddle up!

Linz family...

you're team number three.

All right!Nice!

Who was the driver today?I was.

Put the young man behind the wheel?

Yeah. You bet.

Have you got a license?

Yes.

north or east.

North, D.J.

Start thinking about what you guys want to put on.

I'm not putting on anything, Ma.

Throw some clothes on, because if we're not eliminated,

we're staying in.I'll look like a jerk.

Well, I don't care.

You have no clue where we're going.

There's a liquor mart. Should I go there?

Yeah. Hop out.

Do you know where the ranch at Fort McDowell is?

Thank you. It's back the way we came.

All right, so now we should be on the right path.

Right.

Just keep going.

Fort McDowell Adventures, right here. Make a left. Go in.

Right here, make a left.Are you serious?

Swear to God. Go left and go straight in.

OK, to where?

To the --

I'm kind of thinking it might be elimination.

Give it our best sh*t.

There's a turnoff over here.

There it is!Right, right.

We're the last team, by the way.

How many cars are there?I think they're all there.

MARION: Let's take everything up, get dressed.

Let's freakin' move it.

Fort McDowell Adventures. Is that what we want?

I would say so.Yeah, this is it.

All right, look for signs.

An arrow.

All right, guys. This is it.

Mom, you got to hurry up.

Just take it easy, guys. There's nobody here.

Everybody, start running.Guys, we can do this.

There's another team. Go, go, go.

Come on! We still might be able to b*at New York,

you guys, they're right up here.

Come on!

Come on, Dad!

Welcome to Arizona.

Thank you.Thank you.

Thank you.

Paolo family... Yes.

You look ridiculous.

You are team number four.

[Cheering]

I don't believe it!

Tony, I had no idea what kind of support you had on this race.

And now it's very evident.Unbelievable.

You just got here? Put your clothes on.

Put clothes on.Put clothes on!

It might not be an elimination round.

Don't step on the mat.

I'm going to cry right now.

It's OK, guys. We did good.

I don't want to be out yet.

Don't worry. Let's just put clothes on.

OK, let's just go.

Welcome to Arizona.Thank you.

Bransen family--

Don't cry. I am!

You're the last team to arrive.

We know.

But I'm...

pleased to tell you, however... Oh, my God!

this is a non-elimination race.

And you are still in "The Amazing Race".

There is some bad news, of course.

I do need to take all your money away from you,

so if you want to hand that over,

and you will not be receiving any money

at the start of the next leg of the race,

and you need to start the next leg of the race

with zero dollars to your name.

In addition, unfortunately,

I need to take away all your possessions--

everything except the clothes

that you're wearing on your back,

which are quite substantial, and your passports.

OK. That's fine.

All right. Thank you, Phil!

We don't need money or clothes or items

to get us to win this race.

We just need to work together as a team.

Whatever needs to get done will get done.

PHIL: Stay tuned for our next episode.

PHIL: This is Fort McDowell Yavapai Reservation.

Nestled in the foothills of Arizona's majestic Four Peaks,

it is the ancestral tribal land of the Yavapai nation.

This ,-acre Native American Territory

was the seventh Pit Stop in "The Amazing Race."

teams arrived here at the end of the last leg for a mandatory rest period.

The Bransen family arrived last at the Pit Stop

but were not eliminated because this was the second

of several predetermined non-elimination legs.

However, they were stripped of everything

but the clothes on their backs and their passports

and will not receive any money at the start of the next leg.

Will the Bransens be able to overcome their loss

and keep themselves in the game,

and can the Godlewskis continue their success

and remain at the front of the pack?

The Godlewski family, who were first to arrive at : A.M.--

[All cheer]

Will depart at : P.M.

Drive yourselves to Mesa, Arizona.

Teams must now travel miles to Mesa, Arizona,

and find Williams Gateway Airport.

Once there, they'll make their way

to Fighter Combat International.

Inside, they'll find their next clue.

OK, we've got it.Let's go. Let's go.

Go, go, go. Come on, guys.

It's getting down to the nitty-gritty

and there's only teams left.

And the strong teams are going to emerge.

And we all know where we're strong

and when we're able to funnel that into a solid unit,

we're unstoppable.

Go. Which way was Mesa, guys?

It's east!

All right! Well, that was smooth.

GIRLS: Drive yourselves to Mesa, Arizona.

Come on, troops!

Keys, please.

We're leaving today in second place

and we're excited, and we're going to make this an enjoyable experience

and not let what other people say get us down.

They don't like us because we're different from them.

And truthfully, I'm glad that we're different from them.

So be it, you know?

LINDA: Go, Becky.

Find Fighter Combat International.

And let's go.

Mesa, Arizona.

I heard they've got rattlesnakes over there.

This is a very tight race. Little mistakes happen and the tides turn.

We've taken some hits in this race.

We lost the battle but we haven't lost the w*r.

I don't like losing battles.

I don't roll with punches.

I punch.

All right. Let's pass some teams up.

MEGAN: Mesa--where? Mesa, Arizona?

teams have $ for this leg of the race.

, , , . One, , .

Let's get going.Let's go, guys.

Hey, Ma, you want to hold on to this?

MARION: The dynamics of the game's changed the last few rounds.

The pressure's on all the time.

You just can't take anything for granted.

You could be first, you could be last.

The main thing is, right now for us, is to stay in the game.

What's the name of the airport?

Williams Gateway Airport.

teams have $ for this leg of the race.

One team has zero.

I wonder who.

All right, let's go. Thank you!

Fifth moving to first. Quickly!

We only need $.

Anything can get done, if we just all work together as a team

instead of getting frustrated

and that's just what's going to happen no matter what it takes.

We are headed to the casino down the road

hoping that I'll make some quick money.

Hopefully, it works.

Yeah.I know.

This is Power Road , girls.

MICHELLE: Go that way, Sharon. Turn. You're going to have to turn.

OK. Well, God, Michelle.

Say something! Sharon!

You guys are navigating, I'm not.

I'm simply driving.

Do you want to look at the map?

Airport, where is it?

Look here. Look here. You go up there to the left.

This is it.Take a left.

You took that turn marvelously.

Pull into the gas station?

No, no, no. No stopping.

We could be going completely the opposite way.

Try and ask this guy.

Do you know where Gateway Airport is?

[Police siren]OK. Oh, nuts.

Oh, sh**t!

It's fine. Just tell him you're asking for directions.

Hey, officer.

We're kind of lost.

Gateway Airport.Gateway Airport.

We're racing other cars to get there.

OFFICER: Turn left. Go east at Power Road.

MEGAN: Thank you.Yes, sir.

Appreciate your help. All right.

That was a good one to tell a cop, we're racing other cars.

The sign. What's it say?

Mesa, miles. miles?

, Mom. .

Fighter Combat International.

Maybe we'll go on a helicopter ride.

Yeah. Real fun. Helicopter ride.

Yeah, that'd make it fun for you.

What are you, nuts?

Here's our casino.

Plenty of cars in the parking lot.

All right, team. Game on.

Ready to work it?

Hi. We have a question for you.

We got all our money taken from us and we have to get money.

We're in a race.

You might lose it anyways, you know.

GIRLS: Gracias. Thank you!

Thank you very much.

OK. What about these three?

We're in a race and we have no money. We need to make money.

I know, I know! [Laughter]

Thank you so much.

WALTER: It doesn't hurt to be cute, young, and female

if you want to beg for money.

Older men are not a real turn-on

for people to open their pocketbooks,

so I just try to keep a nice distance.

Thank you so much.Oh, my God! Oh!

Those twenties helped a lot.

Yeah!Thank you!

LINDA: OK. Everybody is going to look.

Williams Gateway.

The airport. Just turn left.

[All talking at once]

Fighter Combat International!

LINDA: Good. Stop.

Go.Great job.

We gotta take a number. One.

[Cheering]

Yes! Yes! [Laughs]

Oh. Stop. Stop.

MEGAN: There they are! There they are!

Straight! OK. It's all right.

Second. We're in second.

There is somebody right now.

And there's the Florida team.

All right. Let's go.Jump out.

Where are those tickets?

There's a sign right here.

Got it.

We're smart.No.

OK. Look around here.

Oh, I see it right ahead.

Oh, it's the Desperate Housewives.

Oh, we don't want them to see us.

Guys, we b*at them here.

Aah!

Did they just pass us?sh**t.

Go! Grab a thing! Grab a thing!

Go, go, go.

Oh, man. Talk about driving around. .

What?

I don't see it. Don't see any of it.

It's got to be here someplace.

I'm just gonna park right here, then.

MARION: Go close to the building.

Park it right here.I'm parking. Walk feet.

TONY: D.J., D.J., come here.

Yeah, where's the number?

Here. Team number .Number .

So now what?

Run up and grab our number, guys.

Sweet!

We might be first.

Number . All right.

Well, I guess we're gonna go hit some more casinos.

Go.Come on, guys.

Go on.

[Indistinct whispering]

Me, me, me! Good.

A Road Block is a task that only one person may perform.

In this Road Block, that person has to take off

in one of these fighter planes

and on orders from the pilot,

take control of the plane

and perform a -degree loop in the air.

Once they've completed the loop,

they will land to receive their next clue.

Oh, God.

Meg, you can do it.

Thank you. Perform a -degree loop

to receive your next clue.

[Indistinct]

OK.

Perform a -degree loop to receive your next clue. Holy crap.

Sharon's doing the Road Block.

Perform a -degree loop to receive your next clue.

Wow. Yeah!

Have fun. Brian's going to do it.

Me? OK. Yes.

Take control of a fighter plane

and perform a -degree loop--

oh, my God-- to receive your next clue.

Eek. Oh, my gosh.

MAN ON RADIO: Rolly, Megan, and Sharon are gonna go first.

Good luck, girl.Good luck, chickie!

You've got to be kidding me. I'm not doing this.

Have fun.

Good luck! Oh, my gosh.

LINDA: Dear God, please help him to do well and be safe.

Oh!

I just hope she can get it on the first one, dude.

So do I.

Here we go, baby. We are ready.

MAN: Canopy's coming down. Watch your fingers.

Don't mess up, Megan.

Come on, Sharon.

There they go.

[Cheering]

That is beautiful!

Unbelievable.

Air Biscuit is off the ground.

Air Biscuit has lost consciousness.

[Laughing]

Oh, man.

All right!

PILOT: You all set, Rolly?Yes, sir.

All right. Here we go. We're going to do some aerobatics.

All right?Let's do it!

Whoo-hoo!

Is that Rolly?Yeah.

PILOT: You're going to like this one.

Here we go. Grab...

Up over the top. Kind of fun, isn't it?

Oh, yeah.

And there's Sharon.And there's Sharon.

PILOT: We're going to do some maneuvers.

All right!

Let's go!

Whoo!

Oh, baby!

Oh, my God!

And now we're just going to slide backwards.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

And there's Meg.

PILOT: All right. Here we go. Up for our inverted spin.

All right.Now we're coming back.

Oh, my God! [Laughs]

PILOT: Inverted.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

[Laughs]

All right. Coming down. There we go.

MAN: She's inverting and going straight down.

It's making me sick.

Nice.

PILOT: And combat flight.

Contest starts in , , , , one, go.

SECOND PILOT: OK, you have the controls.

Let's pull back on the stick. Pull back.

Pull harder, keep going, keep coming.

Now be gentle on it.

OK, keep pulling back on the nose.

We gotta keep coming back.

You need to pull a little bit harder. A little bit harder.

All right. That's good. You got it. Good job.

We got it?You've got it.

FIRST PILOT: Combat one successful completion.

Yee-haw!

Good job, Rolly!

[Applause]Here goes Sharon.

SHARON: Do I go?THIRD PILOT: Yep.

, feet. knots.

There's Gs right there. You can feel that.

Whoo!

There's , feet.

Come right back down here. And there we go.

Whoo! Did I do it?

Yeah, you did it.

Whoo! Whoo!

FIRST PILOT: Combat stage complete.

Oh, Sharon!

Whoo!

Good girls.One and .

Who is ? [Indistinct]

Aw, Air Biscuit.

Come on, Megan. [Laughs]

Come on, dude.

All right. SECOND PILOT: Go ahead and pull back.

There you go. You're looking good.

There's Megan.

MEGAN: Oh, man.

SECOND PILOT: There you go. Lean your head back.

Keep pulling. Keep pulling. OK. There you go.

There's your smoke trail.

Got it.

All right. Beautiful.

I have control. Combat complete.

Oh, yeah.

All right. Excellent job.

Whoo!

Yes!All right. Bring it in.

Be ready because they're coming in

and you're going out.

I'm nervous.

TONY: Just relax.

ALEX: Brian, do you know how scary this is?

Just you and that joystick between your legs.

Watch it.

MARION: Bye, Brian. Have fun.

LINDSAY: Good luck, Lauren.

D.J.: Good luck, guys! He better not screw up.

I want the clue.

LINDA: Good job, Rolly!

[Cheering]

LINDA: Good job, Rolly!

Come on, Rolly! Come on, boy.

Drive yourself to the Grand Canyon.

PHIL: Teams must now travel miles

to one of America's natural wonders-- the Grand Canyon.

They'll have to find Lipan Point,

a lookout at the canyon's widest section,

to receive their next clue.

Find Lipan Point. Yes. Go.

Sharon! Come on! Whoo!

Let's go! You can talk later. We have a race to do.

MEGAN: Oh! Oh, that was so cool.

Drive yourselves to the Grand Canyon and find Lipan Point.

OK. Let's go.

Got the keys?Yep.

Hey, they're right on our tail.

To the right?

Keep going that way.Get out into the road.

Which way?

Find Lipan Point.OK. Whoo!

[Hooting]

Oh, Rolly, I was so proud of you.

I just got tears in my eyes.

Am I going the right way?

I don't see any trucks behind me.

Everybody ready?

MEGAN: Oh, my God.

Nice job, noodle.

Pretty fun?Oh, my gosh.

It was so cool.

All right. So directions I want from Nick and only from Nick.

All right. I've got a route. north.

No problem.

We're going to be going . Follow these guys.

Everyone's together here. All right.

For a road trip.

♪ Road trip Road trip.

Whoo!

Yay!

Get up there and loop-de-loop!

TONY: I am so freakin' nervous.

PILOT: Pretty intense look there, Brian.

Oh, my God. This'll be crazy.

SECOND PILOT: Here we go.OK.

All right. You have control now.

FIRST PILOT: , feet. I wouldn't pull so hard.

Who did that one?

TONY: That's Brian. He screwed that up.

He did a loop straight up like a clown.

Damn it. What was he thinking? He had it.

I see him, straight up.

Yeah, I see them.

That's Brian. He screwed that up.

Damn it.

PILOT: You didn't make the parameters. Next.

SECOND PILOT: OK, whenever you're ready, go ahead and loop.

OK. So I just fall down?

Straight back. Straight back.

Don't lean to the left. See how we're turning left?

LINDSAY: Oh, my gosh. Oh, no.

Whoo! Did I mess up?

You gotta look outside.

FIRST PILOT: All right. You've got the airplane. Start. Good.

That's better.

Find your smoke and come right down your smoke line.

All right. Good. Complete.

Combat complete.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

All right. That's a big smile on your face.

Thank you, God.

SECOND PILOT: Ready to pull up? Go ahead.

OK, that's much better.

OK. A little easier on the stick.

OK. Pull it back, pull it back.

Now stop pulling. OK.

Very nice. Combat complete.

D.J.: They're both done.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!MARION: They both did it?

Good.

[Cheering and applauding]

D.J.: Yeah!

TONY: Yeah. Let's go, baby.

All right, Lauren!

All right. They're cheering for you out there.

Better be.

TONY: Come on, Brian.

Drive yourselves to the Grand Canyon.

Let's go. Come on.

Find Lipan Point. That's it. Let's go. Take this. Go!

Get in.

Maybe we should ask the Paolos

if they know where Lipan Point is on their map.

Ma, roll down your window.

Where's Lipan Point?

They don't know where it is either.

They want to stop and call. You want to stop with them?

Nope. We have to b*at them. Do you understand?

I know, D., but we don't know where we're going.

Let's get to the Grand Canyon first

and then we'll see what happens.

Marion? Relax. What?

I don't know if they're going to get off

when we get off or what.

Wow, look at that.Look at that.

I know. It almost looks like a picture, doesn't it?

That's awesome.

Who is this?

Desperate Housewives.

That girl just looks so angry.

[Giggling]

They're throwing garbage.

Who's that? Florida.

No, that's not right.

Probably their apples.

Rebecca, stop.

Clue says drive yourselves to the Grand Canyon.

That should be a good Detour.

Yeah. Maybe ride some donkeys.

[Laughs]

Excuse me.

Do you guys have a cell phone I could borrow quickly?

He does.

Would you dial this number for me?

Thank you very much.

Yeah, thank you.

Can you tell me where Lipan Point is?

Should I be coming in on or ?

Thank you. OK, .

TONY: west into north.

It's got to be along that .

I hope so.

LINDA: Vehicle fee, $.

Let's tell the person we give the fee to, for the next car,

to give them a complete history lesson.

I'll do it. No. Don't.

Why? I will.

[Cackles]

This will take us right there?

Should we ask them?

We can just follow them. I mean--

Those people behind us want to know a history,

but they're going to act like they don't.

Thank you.A nice long history.

[Cackles]

Hey, can we have all the information--

RANGER: Boy, they were talkin' a whole lot of smack

about this vehicle behind them.

I bet they were.Thanks, man.

RANGER: Have a great day.

That's interesting when the guys says

they're talking some smack about us.

Now we have a reason to Yield them.

MEGAN: Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah, I see them over there, Sharon. Go left.

Wow. Look at that.

OK. Find that clue box.

There it is.Where?

Park, park. Go.

Good eye, Rachel. Wow.

ALL: Wow!

I'm in awe.

RACHEL: Yes. It's another clue.

Make your way to Page, Arizona.

PHIL: Teams must now travel miles to Page, Arizona,

and find Glen Canyon Dam.

Once there, they'll choose a guide

and make their way to the top of the dam

to receive their next clue.

LINDA: Come on.

Turn!

Oh, that would be awesome.

Come on, get out here.Oh, wow. Come on.

RACHEL: Well, duh.

All right.

MEGAN: Wow. Look at that.

Make your way to Page, Arizona.

Let's go.All right, let's roll.

Let's go. Back in the car.

Lipan Point.

Oh, my God, you guys.

Oh, look at the view.

Come on, come on, come on. Stay with the group.

Find the top of Glen Canyon Dam.

[All talking at once]

You guys want to look for a second? Holy cow.

OK, we gotta go back out.

Holy crapola. Here's your money sh*t.

Enjoy the seconds you're going to get to see it.

Grand canyon.Grand canyon.

north. I'm really excited to see

the largest pothole in the world.

TONY AND MARION: Entrance station, one mile ahead.

No problem.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, we're back in Jersey again.

We're not doing too good right now.

Thank you, Mom.

Oh, my gosh. This makes me nervous.

Climb to the top of Glen Canyon Dam. Let's go.

It's so pretty.

Suck it in. Let's go.

I'd rather get a good lead.

[Whistling]

We're the last team.Oh, my God.

Come on, come on.

Find the top of Glen Canyon Dam.

Oh, man.Isn't this gorgeous?

All right. Let's go.

TONY: Page, Arizona.

REBECCA: What does that say?

RACHEL: Carl Hayden Visitors Center, / mile. Go.

LINDA: Oh, I'm going fast now.

RACHEL: I like being separated.

Go, Mommy.

The Weavers are just speed demons on the road.

They want that extra second ahead of anybody.

We'll whoop their ass at any Detour.

MEGAN: They're done. Ding-dong the witch is dead.

Carl Hayden Visitors Center, / mile.

Ooh, we're going over the bridge.

RACHEL: There it is!

Good, good. Come on, guys, get out.

MAN: Quick, quick, quick, quick.

Out, out, out.

OK. Go.

[Laughter]

Let's do it.

Marcus. I'll be your tour guide.

Let's go, buddy.Follow me.

I'm Kathy. I'll be your tour guide. Follow me.

Oh, we got Kathy.We got Kathy.

Come on, girls.

Where's the restroom?

Oh, my gosh. Guys, can you please just go?

The double doors, to the right.

[Groans]

Ow! Stop.

[Snickering]

You hear that echo?

Did you hear that echo?

All right!

Stay with Marcus.

That is crazy.

[Whistles]

Isn't it incredible?

No running on the dam.

Whoo!

Oh, my God![Laughing]

GODLEWSKIS: Ohh!

Hurry up. Come on, guys.

Let's do it.

Detour, nice.

Bearing or Bailing.

A Detour is a choice between tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this Detour, teams have to choose between tasks

taking place on Arizona's majestic Horseshoe Bend.

The choice-- Bearing or Bailing.

In Bearing, teams must travel by motorized raft

to this section of the water,

where they'll choose one of color-coded cards

with a unique compass coordinate.

Then, using a compass, they'll have to follow

the coordinate to their next card.

They must find locations in this manner

and collect the same colored card

at each location to complete the task.

They can then exchange the cards for their next clue.

In Bailing, teams travel by motorized raft to this section of water

and choose a submerged boat.

Then, using only their hands and the tools provided,

they must bail water out of the boat to make it light enough to carry.

Once they've gotten the boat across the line in the sand,

they will receive their next clue.

Bailing. Bail.

It says find your submerged boat.

I say bail. All right. Bail.

Then let's do it.

Want to bail? Let's go.We're bailing.

Go.

[All giggling]

[Grunts]

[Laughs]

OK, never mind.

Oh, my God.

Why are they so rude to us?

We want to stay ahead of the nasty team.

Shh. She's coming.

Desperate Housewives were so rude.

They're just idiots.

Bearing or Bailing.

Bearing. Bearing.

I'm a good navigator.

[Indistinct]

Life jackets.

My understanding is you folks are going to tell me where to go.

Go that way. To the submerged boat?

Put on your life jacket.

OK, guys. We lifted men.

wounded soldiers.

We can bail a boat.

Follow that boat.

Florida coming, too? Yep.

Guys, everybody needs to wear life jackets, please.

Just look for a raised flag

and then we'll find a marked box from there.

Wow. This is unreal.

Look at this, you guys.

It's so beautiful. Something you'd never do.

You guys look at that side.

I'll look on this side.

There we go.[All talking at once]

sh**t. They're doing compass.

The Weaver family is going with that Detour.

The big dogs are going with the other.

The more challenging Detour.

ROLLY: Degrees.

All right, now. Find degrees.

Right there.

Come on.

We want to go right there.

Where in the world is the yellow boat?

Do you see a boat?

I hope that the Paolos are behind us.

We haven't done anything wrong today.

Yeah.

I told you. That's why I said stop back there.

Mom! Whatever. We're in dead last.

So where is it?We came up north.

So far out of the damn way.

Oh, my God, we screwed up.

Ugh!

We're so far behind.

It's over here.Oh, damn it.

MARION: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We screwed up.

Son of a bitch, we should have gone straight up.

Ugh!

We're so far behind.

This is where we've got to go.

We can still catch up.

Not out yet.

I just don't like to lose.

Are those yellow boats?

There's the boats right there.

Oh, right there, right there, right there.

Unh! I'm king of the canyon!

Go, go, go!

Whoo! Let's go!

Straight ahead over here. Over here.

[Cheering]

Come on! We're over here!What the hell is this?

Guys, we should take our time.

Don't let any more water in than we have to.

Go right around here.

Get closer. Slow down a little bit.

Come on, guys. We can do it.

Here you go.

Good.

Glen Canyon Dam. Oh, good God.

We went the right way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think we can still catch up, I really do.

We actually might be doing better than we realize, who knows?

Quite frankly, I am really enjoying this.

Look how gorgeous-- D, are you taking this all in?

Isn't this beautiful?

You're doing good.

You're doing it. We're almost there.

Hey! Alex!

Tricia, trade with me.

Put it between your legs and go, go, get in hurry up!

Go from the inside-out. Get in.

Drop it!

We're done!

You can do it.

Let's go. Rip it up.

Drive yourselves to the next Pit Stop. Lake Powell, Arizona.

PHIL: Teams must now drive themselves miles to Lake Powell,

and find an area known as Antelope Point.

There, they must choose a boat

and search the lake for this houseboat.

This is the Pit Stop for this leg of the race.

The last family to check in here may be eliminated.

Whupped ass!

The Weavers!

[Screaming]

degrees.

Right over there.

Bearing or Bailing?

We're going to bail.Do you think?

Do you know how to use a compass?

Not really.OK. We'll bail.

Guys, we have to dump it.

Press down with your body weight.

Tip it.

Go, go.

Push, push, almost.

A little bit more. , --

get on this side.

No!

End! Let's go.

Go! All right! All right.

Upside-down! Upside down! Push!

All right!

No, they're done. Ugh!

Go back. Go, go!

All right.

Put your foot up.

Drive to your next Pit Stop, Lake Powell, Arizona.

Thanks!

We are definitely in first place, without a doubt.

Get in the car, we get straight there,

and do what we gotta do, no mistakes.

We'll be fine.

They can get lost. Trust me.

We need to catch that boat. Thank you.

Ahoy!

ALL: Boats!

Was the Linzes.

Yes. The Cleavers are lost.

That was Wally and the girls? Oh!

It wasn't Bronx?

Up this road? Yes.

Top of Glen Canyon Dam.

Glen Canyon Dam. This way.

Right here.Which one?

[Horn honks] That one.

Get in. Get in. All right.

I know how to get there. Just go back where we came.

Map's out. The Detours are done!

Unlock it, Beck.

Lake Powell, got it. Right here.

Let's go. We're in a race.

It's right there, Connie, .

I passed the sign.

She saw the sign.Oh, God.

What do you mean oh, God?

There's a yellow thing right there. Where?

Right there in the grass.

Sticking up?

Let's go!All right, guys, ready?

That's where the dam is right there.

Across from the bridge.

There's the trunks. There's the boys.

There they are.

The Paolos just showing up at the dam.

There's the Cleavers. They're just getting here. Come on, guys.

Bronx.

TONY: We're so far behind.

That's the way we came. Just follow that , south.

We're good. Straight ahead.Yeah.

These maps are a little different.

I know. We want to get on ?

I don't know.

Watch for that little sign because it said Antelope. I swear I saw it.

OK.

.

Go straight.

What we're going to need to do

is get to Page and ask.

Turn around then, honey. I'm sorry.

Florida, made a u-turn and we passed them right by.

. Turn in here. Let me ask this truck.

Do you know how to get to Antelope Point?

Thank you so much! OK.

Please, God, let them lead us there. Stay with them.

All right. Let's go!

Keep it up, guys!

Keep it up. Doing good.

Bearing or Bailing?

I say bail. Let's bail.

All right, let's bail.

Right there. Just go to the left.

Good job.

WALTER: We got it. There we go.

Thank you. Good job.

Ok, drive yourselves to the next Pit Stop.

As fast as this baby will go.

[Indistinct chatter]

Right there.

Let's go!

Come on, bail!

We're going to Lake Powell.

So it's probably going to go like this.

Do we understand the map?

WALTER: I don't see it.

Though we could drag it.

Drag what? What are you going to drag?

Try to lift it? We could drag it.

It's heavy, damn it.

Ma, come on.

Then give up. Throw it on the side.

I don't even want your help right now.

Mom! Damn it.

Come on, come on, come on!

You can't turn it upside-down. We tried.

Son of a bitch.

You can't turn it upside-down. We tried.

It's empty, right?Hold it.

Come on.

Let's go.

Thank you.Good luck.

Drive yourselves to the next Pit Stop.

Antelope Point.

Down here? Left in this lot, and then--

park wherever and we'll run down.

All right.

How do we get down to the ramp?

[Imitating Phil] Linz family, you're team number one!

You're damn right we are, Phil!

This has to be it.

Guys, there's no marked boats.

Follow the marked path.

Damn it.

Go, go, go. Come on!

Are you all right? Keep it going.

Marked path. You've got to be kidding me.

I mean, how stupid!

Very, very steep. Be careful, Megan.

Antelope Point.

Let's go, girls!

Follow the marked path to the boat.

Someone get the line.Hop aboard.

Get in, get in, get in, everybody.

Let's go, let's go.

The Godlewskis are behind us.

Keep going down.

Phil, where the hell are you? Go to the left.

There they are.Godlewskis!

Hurry up! Keep an eye--

We're coming.

Let's go.

Who knows how to do this?

I do. Let's go!

Wait. I gotta-- you've got to get out.

OK. Hold on here.

ALL: Christine, no!

[All talking at once]

[Motor starts]

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Come on. This way, guys.

It's like a race between us and the Paolos the whole time.

There's really a / chance

between us and the Bransens.

We just got to get there.

Is it down in there?

Go straight, Sharon. Follow that boat.

Why are they going so much faster?

They're not.BOTH: Yeah, they are.

I think we're gaining on them.

Their boat's heavier.

Damn, they're coming up fast.

Nyah nyah nyah!

Ladies, please! No!

Are you guys sinking?

No!

Go, go, go! Whoo!

Get in the front, Alex.

Nick, go right. Cut it hard.

Oh, there's Phil!

OK.

Stop it.

On the mat, girls!

Welcome to Page, Arizona.

ALL: Thank you.

Godlewski family...ALL: Yes?

you're team number one!

[Cheering]

Now, I have some good news for you.

[Cheering]I'm glad I'm thin!

As the winners of this leg of the race,

you have won a Jay Flight BH,

which is a travel trailer

which comes to you compliments of Jayco.

All right! Whoo!

Of course, you can enjoy that after the race.

Yes, thank you, Phil.

Once again, the poor Linzes.

Grr!

We can't win.

Linz family...

[Chuckles]

you're team number .

All right.That's close enough.

So, listen, these Godlewski girls, they're--

b*ating us up, man.

Maybe they'll be nice and treat to us to one

of their prizes after.

There it is.

Weaver family, you're team number .

Thank you.

You're standing in third place, but you don't look happy.

We're all alone.

We are all alone.

Well, isn't it going to feel better if you win this all alone?

Exactly.

Yeah, but, I mean, it's really frustrating

'cause those people are, like, classless.

It's hard to just cooperate with people like that.

Remember what your mother said?

Your mother said you've got to just run this your own way.

And just--

What it is is, we don't cuss,

and it's just hard to, like,

deal with people like that

and then have them group up against you

and be like the only family

that's trying to live a Christian life, and it's just hard.

Well, listen, hang in. You guys are doing well.

Just remember that, all right?

You can go all the way.

We're gonna do it.

WALTER: Where?Down there.

OK. Keep coming.

Yeeh!

Are you all right?

Yeah. I just like to scream out loud.

I see the cars all parked down there. You see them?

Yes.

Right here.

Gotta go down.

There's no way it's supposed to go this slow.

I just don't want them to zoom past us at the last minute.

Flying!

There's a boat right there.

Oh, my God! Dad!

Be gentle.

We're like not moving. God, I'm sweating, I'm so nervous.

We're coming, Phil!

Oh, my God.

I see Phil!

Bransen family...

you're team number

[Cheering]

Thank goodness.

What? Do you know what left is?

Shush. Relax.

Grab the thing.

You're gonna tip the boat.

I'm not going to tip the boat.

[Men talking at once]Hold on.

I'm off it.

Oh, my goodness. This is frickin' horrible.

Welcome to Page, Arizona.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

It's a hard place to find. Thank you.

Paolo family...

Mm-hmm?

You're the last team to arrive.

We knew it.

I'm sorry to tell you you have been eliminated from the race.

We had a ball. We had a ball.

Thank you very much.

I enjoyed every minute of it.

I had a ball on this thing.

A lot of yelling and screaming going on.

Is this usual family behavior?

It's us. That's the way we are.

For a family that fights so much

and for us to still be together,

there's no greater bond than love.

People think we're k*lling each other,

but the bottom line is we're still together. We stay together.

And no one can take that from us or break it apart.

I heard some stuff going on with your mom there,

but your proud of your mom and dad?

Very much. My mother impressed the hell out of me.

When she said she was gonna give up,

deep down, she didn't give up.

She tried and she amazed me

with some of the things she did. We did our best.

We thought we'd go further.

We didn't get there. But I'm proud. Did good.

My mom really did surprise me.

This race has shown me a different side of her,

and maybe next time we're in a situation, I won't be so down on her.

I did things with my kids, my wife. It's unbelievable.

Being in the race with my family

brought us a lot closer together.

Nothing is going to take this away from me.

This is more than I expected.

The experience and the friendship that we made on this race,

it's going to last a lifetime

and that's more than a million bucks.

PHIL: Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.

PHIL: On the next episode of "The Amazing Race"...

Come on, Chris!

PHIL: Christine Godlewski takes a tumble.

Come on, come on, come on!

We have to hurry.

You mean with her who just fell

on the first little cliff? No, I don't think so.

PHIL: And Nick Linz makes a giant splash.

[Laughter and cheering]

How's that face feel?