05x06 - Can I Get an Amen?

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05x06 - Can I Get an Amen?

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- Previously on

RuPaul's Drag Race...

Welcome to the new Snatch Game.

- Get your life!

- I can never tell if it's pâté

or if it's giblets for the cats.

- [laughs]

- I just wrote "anus."

- Flip her hair back and forth.

- You're at the Snatch Game,

honey.

- What's that?

- This is about to get real

ugly.

- Girl, look how orange you

f*cking look.

- I'm not joking, bitch!

- I'm not getting "glamour."

- To me, this looks glamorous.

- Celia Cruz

was really generic.

- Jinkx Monsoon, you are the

winner of this week's challenge.

- Thank you very much.

- Detox, shante, you stay.

Lineysha, sashay away.

- [groaning]

- We see Lineysha's message,

and we're all really sad.

We're gonna miss her.

- "Latino shade!"

- Beautiful, crafty lady.

both: She was.

- Detox, how did it

feel up there?

- Girl, you don't even

want to know.

I will never be

in the bottom two again.

Just makes me want to step my

game up even more.

Jinxalicious.

- It was an amazing

performance.

Congratulations.

- Thank you.

- Don't count out Tamar,

bitch!

- What about Tamar?

- [singing]

- Even though I'm doing well,

I'm not really getting the same

kind of emphatic reaction

from the rest of the queens

that members

of Rolaskatox get

when they do well.

- Rolaskatox is firmly intact

and ready for the k*ll.

- Oh, here we go with that

sh*t again.

- I am in it to win it.

To dismiss me, right now,

would be a bad move

on their part

because you should be

taking me as a thr*at.

[snores]

- The winner of

RuPaul's Drag Race receives

a sickening supply of

Colorevolution cosmetics,

a luxury trip courtesy of

alandchuck.travel,

headline logo's Drag Race tour

featuring Absolut vodka...

"cocktails perfected"...

and a cash prize of $100,000.

And tonight, extra-special

guest judges

The Pointer Sisters

and La Toya Jackson.

- ♪ RuPaul Drag Race ♪

- ♪ May the best woman ♪

- ♪ Best woman win ♪

- Ro!

- 'Laska.

Rolaskatox!

- Jinkx!

- Jade!

- We're back in the workroom,

and we're down to eight.

- At this point,

it's all or nothing.

It's balls to the walls,

literally.

[siren wails]

- Ooh, girl!

You got shemail.

My queens...

a ladyboy needs to give

till it hurts.

- [laughs]

- So whether you're saving

the whales

or saving face,

America's next drag superstar

needs to get by with a little

help from her friends...

with benefits.

all: What?

- Hello, hello, hello.

all: Hi.

- Now,

in my illustrious career,

I've had to put on my makeup

without a mirror

or during a power blackout.

So for today's mini-challenge,

you have to apply your makeup

in total darkness.

[laughter]

- I am losing confidence

in myself doing makeup

in the light.

[groans]

- Oh, and ladies,

thanks to these

night vision goggles,

I'll be watching

your every move.

all: Oh!

- Lights out.

all: Oh!

- Oh, my god.

- Oh!

- A table.

- What is this?

- Oh, my god. Ow.

- Whoop, that went into

my eyeball.

- It's all fun and games

till the looting starts.

- Miss Coco, how are you going

to blend your powders?

[laughter]

- Oh, really, Miss Detox?

- I'm certain that,

whether it's light or dark,

Alyssa is still making this face

in the mirror.

- Ladies, I'm watching you.

- Hmm, interesting.

Very interesting.

All right.

[clapping hands]

Lights up!

[all sighing]

- Ooh!

- Do you remember

where we parked the car?

- All right, first up,

Jinkx Monsoon.

Oh, dear god!

- [mock crying]

- Are you ready to take a peek?

- I think I'm ready

for a funeral.

- Whose?

- My career's.

- Oh.

Next up, Detox.

Ooh!

Actually, you look

kind of gorgeous.

I bet you get dressed

in the dark a lot.

Alyssa Edwards.

all: Ooh!

- It's kind of gorgeous.

Alyssa, we're still here, hon.

Over here.

Ivy Winters.

[gasps]

Wow.

It's very drama-filled.

- Yeah.

- Roxxxy Andrews.

Nice, take a look.

- Oh, no, ma'am.

- Jade Jolie.

Ooh!

Young boy, first time in drag?

Miss Coco Montrese.

You've got that highlight under

those eyes, don't ya?

- That's bad, Ru.

- Well...

laughs]

- Girl, what was those colors?

- Alaska.

[both screaming]

No, it looks perfect to me.

[laughter]

The winner is...

Detox.

Face, face.

Ladies, it's always darkest

before the dawn,

and now it's time to share

your light with the world.

Now back in the '80s,

music's biggest superstars

formed super-groups,

like "Band Aid"

and "USA for Africa."

They lifted spirits

and raised money.

So for today's main challenge,

you'll be writing and recording

the newest inspirational anthem.

Can I get an amen?

all: Amen.

- No, I mean, actually

that's the name of the song:

Can I Get an Amen?

[laughter]

Yeah.

Now, you'll be writing lyrics

in three teams.

Detox, since you won

the mini-challenge,

you get to decide the teams.

[laughter]

So who's your first

team of three?

Alaska and Roxxxy,

get your asses over here.

- Rolaskatox formation.

- Formation.

[laughs]

Okay, and I think

that the rest of the groups

are already

paired together...

- Oh.

- The way that I want them.

- Oh, oh.

- So we have Jade, Ivy,

and Jinkx.

And we've got Coco and Alyssa.

- You are a shady bitch.

Me and Alyssa had a very heated

argument,

and these girls know that.

- I'm a little thrown.

Once again, here we go.

- You can see

the storm clouds gathering.

[imitates cat hissing, snarling]

- All right, ladies.

Later, you'll be recording with

my producer, Lucian Piane.

[cheers and applause]

- And the dress code?

Flashback, '80s ladies.

[cheering]

All right, gentlemen,

start your engines.

And may the best woman win.

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- Do we want to start it off,

olr do we want...

- Yeah.

- If Coco's gonna act like that

when I give her a team,

then show me what you can do

with this f*cking first verse.

Have at it.

Okay, so Alyssa and Coco,

you guys are gonna do verse one.

Jinkx, Jade, and Ivy,

you guys are gonna do verse two.

- Okay.

- And then, Rolaskatox,

we're gonna be doing the bridge.

Listen to this a few times

and get to work.

That's all.

- "You guys are

the first verse."

Which means we'll be

the first take.

I'm so over these girls.

I'm done.

- What's the "T"?

- I don't need y'all

to g*ng up on me.

You, you, or you.

- I wasn't instigating sh*t.

- [giggles]

[laughs]

- The challenge for this week

is to write lyrics

to a "save the world"-inspired

drag anthem.

We have to have an '80s look

put together,

and we have to perform the song

in front of Lucian.

It's a doozy.

I'm gonna alter

some of these words.

- ♪ And some buffoonery ♪

Can I get an amen?

That would make it funny.

- No.

This...oh, this is horrible.

I need to finish this.

- I feel like Coco's over it.

And it's kind of

wearing me down.

I'm trying to overcompensate

for not having a voice,

and I'm really channeling

my inner Glee personality.

♪ How in the hell ♪

♪ You gonna love

somebody else ♪

♪ Amen ♪

- Let's start throwing out

some...

just, like,

some one-liners.

♪ If your feet are sore ♪

♪ The beard grew back again ♪

- ♪ Stealing ♪

- ♪ Girl, that's okay ♪

♪ Just keep on shaving ♪

- I like the "rhinestones are

a girl's best friend."

Then you say, "They're cheap."

♪ So you don't

have to be stealing ♪

- Um...

I need my headphones.

I would have been really fine

if it was just Jinkx and myself.

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- Lately, like,

I've been feeling like Jade

just needs to

step it up a little bit.

- Just keep your head up

and you can achieve.

- It's so close.

- We don't have to rhyme

the last line with anything.

- Oh, it doesn't?

- No.

- When your own friends

don't believe in you,

it makes you just kind of,

like, second guess yourself.

So I'm just feeling

a little underestimated again.

- ♪ It'll get better someday ♪

- I'm not worried whatsoever

about myself

or Rolaskatox.

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- [scat singing]

- We're gonna f*cking

nail it.

I have an idea for a line

that I think

we should put in somewhere.

♪ And you can ♪

♪ Follow your dreams ♪

♪ Just get some shaving cream ♪

- ♪ Yeah-heh ♪

[laughter]

- ♪ I want an amen ♪

[wails]

- I love Roxxxy and Detox

as friends...

- ♪ Ah ♪

- But the importance of me

sticking out from the pack

is extremely huge

right now

because I'm the only part

of Rolaskatox

who hasn't won a challenge.

- Can I get an amen?

- Hello, hello, hello.

all: Hello!

- How are my little

singer-songwriters doing?

- ♪ Yes ♪

- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

- All right.

Coco and Alyssa.

- Hi, Ru.

- Cocolyssa.

Now, who sings?

- I'm gonna try to take it to

church a little bit.

- All right, what about you,

Alyssa?

- I don't know if I'm gonna be

able to take it to church.

I may take it down the street

to the Jack in the Box.

- Can I hear a little bit?

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- Yeah, you can.

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- ♪ Amen ♪

- Whoa, okay.

- We got auto-tune?

- All righty, then.

- Can we get auto-tune?

- Alyssa in

a dancing challenge,

she's bringing home the trophy.

Alyssa in a singing challenge...

she ain't bringing home sh*t.

- Now how is this gonna

inspire people

in the context of your song?

- We did ours kind of towards

straight people, you know?

- Oh.

both: "Lost and confused.

"I had to smile deep within.

When I realized

these women were men."

- Um, look at those

lyrics again

and put some fun in there.

All right, kids,

you get back to work.

I cannot wait to hear

the finished product.

- Okay.

- Ivy, Jade, and Jinkx.

[overlapping greetings]

- It's like Wilson Phillips is

back together.

Now, who sings in the group?

- I grew up singing, doing,

like, classical music.

I was classically trained.

- I sing professionally,

actually.

- What about you, Jade?

- I sing in the car.

I think I'm just gonna have to

freestyle it and just...

- Well, this is a competition.

You know, you got to plan

something out.

- Jade?

She's just kind of floating by.

- Jinkx, you and Michelle

aren't coming together

on a style angle.

What do you think that's about?

- I think we used the word

"glamour" in different ways.

But I think this next runway,

I'm going to get right on there.

- There's a lot

of show-stopping queens

around here.

You need to steal the spotlight.

All right, get back to work,

and I cannot wait to see you.

- [sighs]

- Rolaskatox.

- What's going on?

- Hey.

You're doing the bridge

and the last chorus.

What message have you

all written?

- ♪ If you can't get a gig ♪

- ♪ Go ahead and buy ♪

♪ A lace-front wig ♪

- ♪ So just tuck your junk ♪

♪ And hit that f*cking runway ♪

- Now, you're gonna make this

the g-rated version, right?

All right,

get back to work,

and we'll see you out there.

- Thank you, Ru.

- All right.

All right, ladies,

gather around, my children.

Tomorrow, on the main stage,

we will debut your

Can I Get an Amen?

music video.

And our extra-special guest

judges will be

three amazing women

who appeared on the original

We are the World:

Anita and Ruth,

the Pointer Sisters.

[cheers and applause]

And La Toya Jackson

will be here.

- La Toya!

- Oh, my god.

So excited to have them here

when I know I'm

on top of my game.

- And for the runway, I want

you to put together a look

that shows off

your favorite body part.

- Oh.

- 'Cause, honey, if you can't

love your body part,

how in the hell you gonna...

well, you get

the picture.

Just don't f*ck it up.

Okay?

All right.

I'll see you later.

- Coco, there's a lot of

pressure on you

to start this out.

- Yeah.

It's great.

Thanks, Detox.

- For what?

- [giggles]

[laughs]

- Ooh.

- Amen.

- The main challenge

for this week

is to record a song about

how drag can save people's lives

and change the world.

- Hello, ladies.

all: Hi.

- Okay.

We're recording the track,

and we're recording

a live video.

Coco, there's a lot of pressure

on you to start this out.

- Yeah.

- All right.

- It's great.

Thanks, Detox.

- What, honey?

- I said, "Thank you."

- For what?

- Nothing.

Go ahead.

- Is something wrong?

- No. Not at all.

- Well, apparently there is.

What's going on?

- We're ready.

- Yeah, I'm pissed off.

I'm the first one up.

I'm nervous as hell.

- Cue track.

[lyrical music]

- ♪ I lost all hope today ♪

- You lost all hope there,

didn't you?

You literally did.

Okay.

- ♪ So I went to a local bar ♪

- Coco, remember to use your

headphone in the other ear.

For the camera.

Got to see your beautiful face.

[lyrical music]

♪ ♪

- Uh, missed my cue, sorry.

[laughs]

- Just catch up.

- ♪ When I realized

these women were men ♪

- Coco, what's going on?

- I'm good.

- Coco and Alyssa had

very strange chemistry.

They seemed like

they were on different planes.

Let's move on.

[lyrical music]

- ♪ Your beard ♪

♪ Grew back again ♪

♪ Girl, that's okay ♪

- Why are you looking down

and, like, not performing?

- Sorry.

[laughs] I was just trying

to focus on the words.

- Confidence and owning it

is a good idea.

- ♪ All your dreams

in front of you ♪

♪ Just don't sashay ♪

- ♪ No misbehavin' ♪

- That was awesome.

Ivy, great job.

Ivy's got the energy,

the performance,

and the voice.

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- I feel that Jinkx

is the weakest

because all these girls

with the gimmicks

are getting by, and it's kind of

pissing me off.

- ♪ Amen ♪

[glass shattering]

- You guys have the bridge,

so you know this is, like, the

most inspired part of the song.

- Uh-huh.

- ♪ When life is ♪

♪ Bringing you down ♪

♪ Put on a shiny

sequinsed gown ♪

- Are you saying "sequin" or...

- Sequinsed dress.

- "Sequin dress," I think is

what you mean.

- I say "sequinsed dress."

"Sequinsed" is more than one

sequins.

A "sequins" is one little

circle shiny little sequins.

Is it wrong English?

Sequin?

A sequin is one.

Sequins is plural?

Sequinsed.

- ♪ If you can't get a wig ♪

Oh, f*ck.

♪ So...a lace-front wig ♪

- Detox, don't swear during

a recording take.

all: ♪ Can I get ♪

♪ Oh, can I get an amen? ♪

♪ Can I get ♪

♪ Oh, can I get an... ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ Somebody else ♪

- We'll stop there.

Both of you are doing what,

right there?

- The second part.

- No, are you crazy?

- [laughs]

- You guys changed keys

before the song changes keys.

Just...ugh...a train wreck.

- [laughs]

- Detox and Roxxxy

are joking around too much,

not taking it seriously.

That's unacceptable.

- So now it's time to do

some freestyling

over the choruses, ladies.

Do whatever you think works.

- [laughs]

- I'm going Beyoncé

on Destiny's Child.

I can't be Kelly Rowland.

♪ Can I get a wha-oo? ♪

♪ Ooh, can I get an aah ♪

[wailing]

- Next.

- ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Where my people at? ♪

♪ Where my people at? ♪

- ♪ How you gonna ♪

♪ How you gonna love

♪ someone else ♪

♪ Beside yourself? ♪

- ♪ A-A-amen ♪

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

♪ Just love yourself ♪

- ♪ Love someone ♪

- ♪ Can I get a, get an amen ♪

- Give yourself a big round

of applause.

That's a wrap, ladies.

- Ah!

- Whoo!

- "Love yourself."

- That was so much fun.

- Girl, I thought you was about

to go off.

- No, girl.

- Do you feel like

she was instigating it?

- Yeah.

And then try to play like,

"Oh, I didn't do anything."

- What's the "T"?

- I'm fine.

I'm totally fine.

- Well, I was thinking if

you're gonna say my name,

you've been throwing

dust and shade.

- I said, "Thank you."

All I said was,

"Thank you, Detox."

- Well, thank you for

what though, miss thing?

- Well, she feels like

you were instigating.

- I wasn't instigating sh*t.

I'm not trying to be dusty.

I'm not trying to sabotage

anybody in this competition.

If you feel that way,

I'm sorry you feel that way,

'cause that's not the case.

- I'm giving dust,

I'm giving this.

I ain't said a word.

I'm just standing here.

- You haven't said a word,

but you said a lot to Alyssa

this whole...

- I don't need y'all

to g*ng up on me.

You, you, or you.

- Miss thing, I'm not ganging

up on anybody.

- I don't need that.

- I'm not ganging up

on anybody.

- I said what I had to say.

- When you're on stage

and you say,

"Thank you, detox,"

snotty like that...

when I see this and I see

eyeballs flying at me,

I'm gonna f*cking say something.

- Girl, I didn't even

look at you.

Who eyeballs were flying at you?

'Cause my eyeballs

didn't fly nowhere.

- Coco always wants to say

that she's very positive

and looks at the best

of everything.

- Oh, my god.

- Yet she's been

playing the victim

the last couple of weeks,

and I'm just

pretty much over it.

- Ro!

- Laska!

- Tox!

- ♪ Elimination day ♪

- The theme for today's runway

is "best body part."

It's imperative for me to burn

the building with the look,

because Coco wasn't herself,

I'm not a singer,

and I didn't come to

this competition

to be in the bottom three.

- What are you featuring today?

- I'm gonna show off

my whole body.

I've had so much done

to my body,

I might as well show it off.

- What all have you had done?

- I have had a little bit

of plastic surgery

here and there.

I've had my hips

and my ass done.

I've had my pecs done.

Underneath my eyes done

and my brow area done.

My six-pack done.

- You've had a six-pack done

with silicone?

- Uh-huh.

My cheeks done and my lips done.

My chin done,

and my jawline done.

My shoulders, I've had...

- Your shoulders?

- My muscles are all silicone.

And then I've had a little bit

done on my bicep here.

- [laughs]

You're a silicone maniac.

- The only thing I haven't

had done

is my knees and my nose

and my big toe.

I'm like walking tupperware,

girl.

I'm part of the Glad family

of products.

[laughter]

- How do I feel about queens

who've had plastic surgery?

Jealous.

If I had my way,

my upper lip would

look like this.

- It wasn't

the most pleasant experience

for coming out for me.

[laughs]

- Did you have anyone

in your family

who was supportive of you?

- It really, like, ruined

my world for a while.

I had, like, really

dark times as a kid.

I parted from my family.

We parted on bad terms,

and I really just

didn't have anyone.

I didn't have any friends.

I didn't have anybody.

I was just very lost.

And I wasn't happy with myself.

- You don't need to waste time

trying to impress the people

who aren't gonna accept you

for who you are.

- Right.

And I think when you get older,

you just really appreciate

things so much more.

You know what I mean?

Like, I'm glad that...you

know, I don't regret anything.

I pride myself on

where I'm at now

and the person that I've become.

I'm much stronger,

and I love myself much more.

You know, when Ru says,

"You have to love yourself",

you definitely do, so...

'cause if you don't love

yourself,

how the hell are you gonna love

anyone else?

[laughs]

- I thought that Detox

was trying to be

a little malicious

when she put us together.

- [laughs]

[RuPaul's Cover Girl]

- ♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

♪ And what? ♪

- Welcome to the main stage of

RuPaul's Drag Race.

Michelle Visage,

can drag change the world?

- Yes, just you and me.

- [laughs]

Santino Rice?

- We're gonna make music

her-story tonight.

- ♪ I cannot wait! ♪

It's Anita and Ruth,

the Pointer Sisters.

"I'm so excited."

- Oh, and you better

not hide it.

- And my queen,

Miss La Toya Jackson.

Third time as a judge.

- That's right, three times.

And it never gets a dull moment

when I look at you.

- How's life with La Toya?

- You'll see.

- Good.

This week,

our queens were challenged

to record and perform

an inspirational anthem.

And tonight,

they're ready to wow us

with their favorite body part.

Ooh.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

And may the best woman win.

Commence shakedown.

First up, Coco Montrese.

It takes a lot of guts to wear

that outfit.

- I'm giving them a Coco

they've never seen.

I'm showing off my heart.

- She's got a "heart on"

for you.

- I love that little shy thing

she does like Prince.

[laughs]

- Alyssa Edwards.

She's showing off her poochy.

She's not ashamed.

- I'm showing off my legs,

and they are wearing

the runway out.

- That's how you wear

that caftan dress.

- That's what I'm saying.

Take that, Honey Mahogany.

- Jade Jolie, rainbow bright.

- I'm featuring my arms.

I try not to carry over



so I'm very proud to have

the petite arms that I have.

- She forgot to shave.

[laughs]

- Ivy Winters.

- Ivy's a real pinup.

- I decided to make a dress

completely out of paper,

pictures of my face.

[laughs]

- I love that dress!

Just don't get near

the shredder.

- No.

- Or an open flame.

- Jinkx Monsoon.

- It reminds me of

the really old Hollywood movies.

The glamour movies.

- My look tonight

is rich, white bitch.

And my attitude tonight

is so over it.

- Waiter, can you wrap

that ass to go?

[laughter]

Roxxxy Andrews.

- Bam!

- Oh, hey!

- An element of surprise.

- Give me body.

- I've learned to love

every single piece of my body,

and I want them to see it.

- She's so shy.

No, she's not.

- Ooh.

- Alaska.

- That sweet little girl

who caught our eye.

- Well, I was going to come out

in ass-less chaps,

but they were at the cleaners.

So I'm showing off

this bone right here.

- There is purple ice

in Alaska.

- [laughs]

- Yes.

- Hi.

Detox.

It's just so simple and elegant.

- I know.

- It's a simple...

all: Oh!

- Say "yes" to cr*ck.

- The minute I turn around

and show them that ass, honey,

it was

♪ Over ♪

Body-ody-ody realness.

- She got that dress

from her cr*ck dealer.

- Peek-a-ru!

I see you.

- [laughs]

- Welcome, ladies.

It's my honor to present

the world premiere of

Can I Get an Amen?

[synthesizer fanfare]

♪ ♪

[piano music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

♪ If you can't love yourself ♪

♪ How in the hell you gonna ♪

♪ Love somebody else? ♪

♪ Say amen ♪

- ♪ I lost all hope today ♪

♪ My car broke down ♪

♪ I'm empty ♪

♪ So I went to a friendly bar ♪

♪ There was a show ♪

♪ This one's different ♪

- ♪ Lost and confused ♪

♪ I had to smile from within ♪

♪ When I realized ♪

♪ These women were men ♪

- ♪ Your beard ♪

♪ Grew back again ♪

♪ Girl, that's okay ♪

all: ♪ Just keep shaving ♪

- ♪ All your dreams ♪

♪ In front of you ♪

♪ Just don't sashay ♪

all: ♪ No misbehavin' ♪

- ♪ Don't let ♪

♪ The weight of the world ♪

♪ Flatten your weave ♪

all: ♪ Just tease it out ♪

♪ Turn Adam to Eve ♪

- ♪ When life pulls you down ♪

♪ Put on a shiny ♪

♪ Sequinsed gown ♪

- ♪ If you can't get a gig ♪

♪ Go buy yourself

a lace-front wig ♪

- ♪ Just tuck your junk ♪

♪ And hit that runway ♪

all: ♪ It'll get better ♪

♪ Some day ♪

all: ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- ♪ Can I get ♪

♪ Oh, can I get an amen? ♪

- ♪ Can I get ♪

♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

all: ♪ If you can't ♪

♪ Love yourself ♪

♪ How in the hell ♪

♪ You gonna love ♪

♪ Somebody else? ♪

♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

all: ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- ♪ Where my people at? ♪

♪ Where my people at? ♪

- all: ♪ If you can't ♪

♪ Love yourself ♪

♪ How in the hell ♪

♪ You gonna love ♪

♪ Somebody else? ♪

- ♪ Love somebody else ♪

- ♪ Amen ♪

all: ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

all: ♪ If you can't ♪

♪ Love yourself ♪

♪ How in the hell ♪

♪ You gonna love ♪

♪ Somebody else? ♪

♪ A-amen ♪

- [laughs]

- Nice work, ladies.

The single is available

on iTunes.

And a portion of the proceeds

will go

to the L.A. Gay & Lesbian

Center's

homeless youth services.

Yes.

Now it's time for

the judges' critiques.

- How do you tuck your junk?

[both laugh]

- No!

Worry about you!

- [giggles]

- [laughs]

Ladies, this week

you worked as teams,

but tonight you'll be judged

individually.

Starting with Coco Montrese.

- I was a little confused

with the top.

I wasn't sure what it was

showing me.

- Coco, we lost you

in that number.

- I know that the two of you

have had your differences

in the past.

What was it like working

together as a group?

- I thought that Detox

was trying to be

a little malicious

when she put us together.

- Truly, I was not.

I just think that you got

in your head

a little bit too much

yesterday.

- Coco, you have to stay

grounded in your own foundation.

All right.

Alyssa Edwards.

- You are absolutely gorgeous.

Your singing...

[laughs]

That's kind of a bit different.

[both laugh]

- It's clear you do not sing,

but that did not stop you.

You were very funny

and still in it.

- Next up, Jade Jolie.

- The singing, it was a little

bit of a let down.

- It was almost as if you were

dying for this song to get over.

- I don't know what's going on

here,

hair coming out of the hips,

hair coming out of a boob.

What?

- Next up, Ivy Winters.

- Hi, mama.

- I love your dress.

- Thank you.

- Are those your pictures

on there?

- They're all my face,

body sh*ts.

- Oh, that is so clever.

- You can carry a tune as well.

I liked your harmonies the best.

You stood out.

- Next up, Jinkx Monsoon.

- I love the way you held that

long note.

That just put all the icing

on the cake for me.

- Look, I'm gonna give you

a tip.

You don't need to contour

so hard.

Though we have

a touch of crazy in us,

you don't need to

look it.

- Next up, Roxxxy Andrews.

One question.

Is that your skin color?

Is that all painted on?

- That's peanut butter.

- Yes.

- Peanut butter.

- Peanut butter, peanut butter.

- It was so hot from the moment

you stepped out there.

And when you threw that

cape off, it was on, honey.

- In the video, as a group,

it was rough, because

no one was harmonizing

and it got

a little monotonous.

- What's going on with you

and Detox?

- Rolaskatox.

- You got this little sisterly

thing going on?

- We're just becoming

best of friends,

and Alaska as well.

- Remember, this is

a competition.

Cliques can be dangerous.

- All right, next up, Detox.

- Stunning shape tonight,

and a real payoff

when you turned around.

- I get worried about you

relying on crutches.

Last week you lip synched for

your life,

and you did

your little jaw thing,

and it's funny.

Let's not k*ll it.

- All right.

Who's gonna ask her?

Al-as-ka!

- Hi.

- I loved the lyric

when you said,

I think it was,

"tuck my junk"?

Yeah, I...

How do you tuck your junk?

- After the show,

I can show you.

- [laughs]

- I'm almost getting bored.

Something's missing, Alaska.

In your singing performance,

you were hiding behind glasses,

almost so we don't

get to see you.

I don't know why

you're holding back.

Don't worry about your group,

whoever you're with.

No!

Worry about you!

We want to see what Alaska has.

Bring it.

- I get a sense that you hide

behind shticky character.

There's a level of vulnerability

that you're not allowing us

to see.

You are in a relationship with

Sharon Needles,

and she's got the shtick,

but there is a heart there.

And I want to get to the heart

of Alaska.

Are you hearing any of that?

- I'm...

um, I need to show you

the real me

and...and show that

to you every time.

To hear that I don't have

a heart,

and I don't have vulnerability,

that's extremely hard

for me to hear.

- All right, ladies,

while you untuck

in the Interior Illusions

lounge,

the judges and I

will deliberate.

All right.

Just between us siblings,

what do you think?

Let's start with Coco Montrese.

- Child, that highlighter

was higher and lighter

than I've seen in many a time.

- Yes.

- I don't think she's focused,

and that's her problem.

The stronger people are gonna

take over

and win at the end of the day,

and that's what's happening

right here.

- Alyssa Edwards.

- I loved her look tonight.

She was showcasing legs

and face.

- She does that walk.

Every time she goes somewhere,

she points to the...

- Yes.

- Spot she's gonna go to.

- "I'm going over here."

"Now I'm going over here."

"Back here."

- I love it.

- Her singing was

a little off balance.

- She's not a great singer.

Don't judge me!

Don't judge me!

- But I think she compensated

for that with her movement.

- Let's move on to Jade Jolie.

Oh, my goodness, that outfit.

- It just was a miss

on so many levels.

I don't even know

where to begin.

- I don't really remember

her vocals.

I guess I wasn't impressed.

- Forgettable.

Just forgettable.

- Moving on to Ivy Winters.

- Tonight, on the runway,

was very creative.

- I like when she added

the harmony to the song.

I thought that was very good.

- The girl can sing.

She really surprised me.

- Jinkx Monsoon.

- There was, like, 20 different

eras going on tonight

in this glamour.

The belt was from the '80s,

the dress was, like, the '50s.

There are so many things

that are consistently a mess.

- But she can sing.

Jinkx has some pipes.

- Very strong and powerful.

Liked it very much.

- Roxxxy Andrews.

- When it comes to sexy,

she was the top for me.

- She could not sing a lick,

and that did not stop her.

She was hilarious.

- Moving on to Detox.

- She kind of phoned it in

in the song department.

- Can't remember

the performance.

The dress just

took my mind away.

- [laughs]

- cr*ck is back,

and that was that.

- Alaska.

- Every time

she comes out here,

she's got the same

little wiggle,

the same little, "Hi."

I'm bored.

- I think, truthfully,

that she's given us all she has.

Michelle, this is probably it.

Remember,

we're paring everybody off,

and the competition's getting

really strict and hard now.

- Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls,

and, uh, can I get an amen?

all: Amen.

- All right.

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- ♪ Where my people at? ♪

- ♪ Can I get an amen? ♪

- ♪ Bring back my girls ♪

- ♪ love yourself ♪

♪ How in the hell you gonna ♪

♪ love somebody else? ♪

- ♪ Can I get a gay-men? ♪

[giggles]

[laughs]

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

This week's winner is...

Ivy Winters.

[applause]

You've won a Flight 001 package.

Luggage for the queen on the go.

- Thank you so much.

I'm so excited that I won

this challenge,

and I proved to the judges

that I am here for a reason.

- Jinkx Monsoon, you're safe.

- Thank you.

- Roxxxy Andrews.

You are safe.

- Thank you.

- Detox.

You're safe.

But...

and it's a big butt...

- [laughs]

- We expect more from you.

You may join the other girls.

Alaska, you've been coasting

on kooky,

and we want you to go deeper.

You're safe.

Coco Montrese,

this week you wore your heart

on your sleeve

but your mind got

the better of you.

I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are up for elimination.

Alyssa Edwards, your singing

proved you are...

an amazing dancer.

- [laughs]

- Jade Jolie, you light up

our lives,

but this week, you let the other

queens outshine you.

Jade Jolie,

I'm sorry, my dear,

but you are up for elimination.

Alyssa Edwards, you are safe.

You may join the other girls.

Two queens stand before me.

Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare

a lip-synch performance of

I'm So Excited

by the legendary

Pointer Sisters.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me

and save yourself

from elimination.

The time has come for you to

lip-synch for your life.

- Everything that I didn't give

in that video,

I have to pull it

and give it right now

'cause this is my last chance.

- Good luck.

And don't f*ck it up.

[disco music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Tonight's the night ♪

♪ We're gonna make it happen ♪

♪ We're going for ♪

♪ Those pleasures

in the night ♪

♪ I want to love you ♪

♪ Feel you ♪

♪ Wrap myself around you ♪

♪ I want to squeeze you... ♪

- I'm spinning, I'm kicking.

I'm high energy and fun.

I'm just laying everything

on the table.

- ♪ I'll let it go ♪

♪ I'm so excited ♪

♪ And I just can't hide it ♪

♪ I'm about to lose control ♪

♪ And I think I like it ♪

- I can't underestimate Jade.

She wants this just as bad

as I do.

I've got to give this my all.

- ♪ I know, I know, I know ♪

♪ I know, I know ♪

♪ I want you ♪

♪ I think you get to me ♪

♪ I've got to give it up ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- Whoo!

[applause]

- Yeah!

- Ladies, I've made

my decision.

Coco Montrese,

shante, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Jade, I'm so proud of you.

- Thank you so much.

This has been the most amazing

experience in my life.

[cries]

- Keep being tres jolie.

- Girl, I will.

- Now, sashay away.

- Thank you, guys.

I gave it my all,

and if anyone was gonna

send me home,

at least it was a close friend.

This has been so amazing,

and I'm just gonna keep going

and be more fabulous

than I've ever been.

- My drag-nificent seven,

remember.

If you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love

somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

- All right.

Let the music play.

[RuPaul's The Beginning]

♪ ♪

- ♪ This is the beginning ♪

♪ The beginning ♪

♪ This is the beginning ♪

♪ Of the rest of ♪
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