02x05 - Badger

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[Music]

so this one time I was at the park you

know just hanging and there's this guy

there and we were sh**ting this and he

seemed kind of cool but I thought maybe

just maybe he might be a cop so I asked

him are you a cop and he said to me no

I'm not a cop he swore he was not a cop

5 seconds later he pulls out a g*n and

there's cops and helicopters and cameras

and vans everywhere and they're like

you're selling meth the guy totally lied

to my face did they throw me in a

dungeon and the cop starts sweating me

and I'm crapping pineapples cuz I'm

obviously screwed and then boam sa good

shows up he like get out of here cop cuz

of the Constitution shut your mouth so I

just sit there for like 2 days and then

I'm back on the street where I'm

supposed to be burning one with my

homies um you know like burn burning one

means like uh burning stuff like like

trash so if you ask anybody if he's a

cop and he says no he's probably lying

because that's what cops do they lie and

if a cop hassles me I got the number

right

here saw good man cuz I called saw

Goodman better call

S oh the log can be slippery let me

handle it for

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