03x26 - Point of No Return

[bunniefuu]

No, he didn't!

No, he didn't.

He did not!

No, he didn't!

Sounds like he did, Rae.

Hang up the phone.

All right. He
didn't do it, girl.

Bye.

Rae, when you come home,

the least you can
do is talk to me.

Say, "hi, dad."

Hi, dad.

So what do you
want to talk about?

Well, uh...

What happened in school today?

Well, Tyrone asked
Amanda to crystal's party,

but he is still going
out with Beverly!

So I was, like, "no, he didn't."

And then Chels
said, "yes, he did,"

and I was, like,
"no, he didn't."

Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae, Rae.

I'm sorry, I meant what's
happening in your class.

Ohh, right. The
other part of school.

Nuttin'.

Oh, wait! Wait, wait, wait.

My math teacher
did give me a note.

Let me get it for you, dad.

Ok.

Oh, hey, what's up, girl?

Do you have any
books in this book bag?

Of course, I do.

Here. Oh, wait. That
was the travel iron.

My bad. Comes in handy, though.

What was I looking for again?

The note.

From your teacher?

Ohh, right.

Here it is!

Wait, wait.

Well, it says that your math
class will be starting trigonometry.

Trigo-what?

Ahh.

And it says that you have to buy

a special scientific calculator.

What? There's no
more room in here!

Rae, do you even
listen in class?

Oh, of course, I do, dad.

How else would I know that Tyrone
was datin' another girl? Please.

Rae, your education is important,
and you need to get this calculator

even if it does cost... $100?!

What?!

For $100 I could pay a
nerd to do my homework.

Really?

I only used to get 10.

I mean, um... Here's your money.

Thank you.

Let's go.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now ♪

♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪

♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Rae, the calculator
department's on a different floor.

In a different store.

In a different mall.

Hey, hey. As long as we're here,

we might as well
see what is new.

Hey, you know I'm down.

Eddie, I don't know
where you get the Patience.

You always end up
shopping with us girls

and you never complain.

Yeah, well, it's a sacrifice
I make for my friends.

Excuse me.

Yes, that is
definitely your color.

Come on, Rae, let's
go get your calculator

so we can find an outfit
to wear to crystal's party.

Bam!

Whoo!

I'm gettin' it!

Rae, it's 89.95.

Actually, Chels,
with sales tax that's...



I thought you were bad at math!

Oh, no, no, no.
This is not math, ok?

This is shopping.

And I'm gettin' it!

Just gotta find one in my size!

Rae, come on. You
cannot afford this top.

Yes, I can. My dad gave
me $100 the other day,

and I am gettin' it.

That money is
for your calculator.

Yeah. Rae, what are
you gonna tell your dad?

I'm not gonna tell him anything

because I'm gonna buy
the top now, wear it tonight

to crystal's party,
then return it tomorrow.

Yeah! Then you can use the
money to buy your calculator.

That's brilliant!

Chels! And wrong.

Why is it wrong again?

You can't buy
something and party in it

if you know you're
gonna bring it right back.

Yes, I can. You know
why? 'Cause I'm gettin' it!

And it's the only
one in my size.

Come on, baby.

Aah!

Are you ok?

Just a little internal bleeding.

I'm really sorry. Uh... Frank.

It is pronounced frahnk.

Frahnk.

I would like to
purchase this shirt.

Oh, really?

Goody.

No one's ever bought
a blouse here before.

Keep in mind that the
mannequin is not included.

Oh. Yeah.

Of course.

Just take this top off.

Here ya go.

Aah!

That's gonna leave a Mark.

I'm sorry, frank.

It's frahnk.

Well, it's that
time of year again.

Oh, no. I have to get my sh*ts?

No.

Uh... dentist?

No! Tomorrow is the


at carrington's
boys' department.

It's time for our annual
father and son shopping trip.

No!!

Son, what is wrong with you?

Gimme a sh*t. Pull my teeth.

Anything...

But our annual father
and son shopping trip!

I thought you liked our annual
father and son shopping trip.

Yeah! When I was 5.

Now I'm too old!

All my friends go
shopping by themselves.

Name one.

Uh... pete.

Pete who?

Pete saladbowl.

How come I never
met Pete saladbowl?

Because he's always
out shopping by himself.

Rae, did you get it?

I sure did! And I'm about
to go upstairs and try it on!

I mean... I mean try it out.

See if it works.

See? You see that? You always
let Raven go shopping by herself.

No, no, no. That's different.
She's older and more responsible.

Look at her rushing up
there to do her homework.

I am so proud of you, Raven!

It fits!

I mean... It... calculates.

So, uh...

There's no escaping this
nightmare, is there, dad?

That's the spirit.

Wow, Chels, listen...

Rae, would you come on?

We're gonna be late for
the party of the century!

Seriously. And if we
get there next century,

we'll be too old to dance!

Um, relax, people, ok?

Thank you! Some relaxation,

'cause a party ain't a party

till the shirt shows up!

Bam! Whoo!

Yes! Just like I saw it,

only, of course, better.

Yeah, yeah, you're
beautiful. Let's go to the party.

No, wait, wait. I gotta put
on the finishing touches!

Oh... no! No! No!

No! Where did it go?
Get out of the shirt!

Get out!

No!

Can we talk about this
on the way to the party?

What?

Eddie! I can't go
to the party like this.

I have to get this stain out!

Oh, uh, Rae,

don't worry. That
stain'll never come out.

Chels, it has to come out.

'Cause I have to
return it tomorrow

so I can get my money
back to buy the calculator!

Ya had to get it.
Well, now you got it.

How am I gonna return
it with this big stain on it?

Toss it and run.

I want my money back.

Toss it, grab the
money, and run.

You know what?
This is all my fault,

so I'm gonna stay here
and try to get this stain out.

You guys can go to
the party without me.

Ok, bye! Bye!

Hey, y'all ain't goin' nowhere!

I knew it was a trick!

Is it coming out?

Yeah! Great.

She means the stain.

Oh... No.

This stuff sprays
out really well.

It must be the ez-flow nozzle.

Give me that!

It actually looks like the
stain's getting bigger to me.

Oh, it does!

Oh, no! Maybe this
is a stain enlarger!

Chels, stop it!

I'm gonna have to put it
in the washing machine.

Oh, wait. You mind if I
put my drawers in there?

No!

Well, she gonna
do the load anyway.

Hey, Rae.

Is the stain gone?

Yep. It's gone.

I'm glad I didn't put
my drawers in there!

Well, what happened, Rae?

I don't know. I used extra-hot
water 'cause it was extra-stained,

and it extra-shrunk!

Now you need an extra
$100 to buy that calculator.

I can't tell my dad about
this. We gotta start stretching.

Oh, I don't know how
that's gonna help, but ok...

Hey, Chels.

I was talking about the top!!

Oh. That makes more sense.

Yeah!

We gotta wet it and stretch it,

and it'll go back to
its regular size. It will.

Rae, how much longer
do we have to do this?

I think we overstretched.

No, you guys, you
have to overstretch,

because when you let go, it's
gonna snap back into shape.

All right, let go,
but stand back, ok?

Ok. Ok, go!

Wait, wait, just
a little bit longer.

Just give it a second. Come
back to me. Come back.

Oh, snap! It's
not snappin' back!

We gotta start over.

Oh. Oh, here, Rae. You
can borrow my lipstick.

Not that part!

You know what? Maybe if
I put it back in the washer,

it will shrink back
to its normal size!

Oh, yeah, and then
we can go to the party!

The party's been over for hours.

You know what?

I know you guys are mad at me.

But when we look back on this...

We're gonna laugh! Ha ha ha ha!

And laugh! Ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm gonna put it in
the washing machine.

Well, it took all night,

but it looks as good as new.

Let's just return it
and get out of here.

I know. 'Cause if my dad knew

I spent that calculator money
on this top whoo! He would be...

Right over there!

Oh, my goodness!
That's right, I forgot!

Today's their annual
father/son shopping trip!

We gotta hide
before he finds us.

Dad, this is so embarrassing.

I hope no one I
know sees me here.

Cory, there's lots of kids
here shopping with their dads.

Dad... they're babies.

What about that kid right there?

He's about your age.

Him? He's the dad.

Oh... Come on.
Let's just look around.

Oh, my goodness.
That was a close one.

I just wish this was over and
the shirt was out of my hands!

Wow, Rae! Now
wish for a calculator.

Follow that rack!

Hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it!

Oh, man!

No! Give it back!

No! Get down here!

I worked too hard
for you! Give it back!

No!

Aah!

I... am... so sorry!

You!

A-are you ok?

Aside... From the
excruciating pain...

From this hot, boiling coffee,

I feel just peachy.

Um... it was an accident, frank.

It's frahnk!

Now, how am I gonna
get this stain out?

Oh. Well, frank, I can
tell you what not to do...

No, why... Did I ever
leave house wares?

Now, you will excuse me...

Because I'm going to go
down to my car right now

and I'm going to have myself

a good cry.

Let me just get... dut... dut...

Buh... uh... dut...

Now what?

Follow that elevator!

So, uh, ladies,

what brings you to
the boys' department?

Where else do you look for boys?

Hey, Cory.

What do you think of these?

How embarrassing.
Hate to be that Cory kid.

Yeah, me, too. How embarrassing.

Cory, did you hear
me calling you?

Now, they say
these are irregulars,

but I say, who cares? Nobody's
gonna see your underwear, right?

Do I know you, sir?

Ok.

Dad! I cannot believe you
just talked about my underwear

in front of those girls!

Oh! I'm sorry, son.

I can see how that can
be a little embarrassing.

A little?

Don't worry about it. I'm
sure they forgot all about it.

Want me to go over
there and talk to 'em?

No, please, dad!

You are making it worse!

Dad, I have my own bank
account, I do my own taxes.

I am incorporated in 3 states.

I think I can handle
picking out my own stuff.

You know what? You may be right.

I'll tell you what.

You can go shopping on
your own for 30 minutes,

then I'll come back and
see how you're doing.

Thank you.

Meet you at the cashier.

I'll be there. And...

No talking to strangers. Dad.

I know, I know. It's just...

I love you, son.

I seriously do not
know that man.

Security.

Yes, I got it!

Good, Rae! Can we return it now?

Not till I figure out a way
to put the sleeve back on.

Aw, it never ends!

Oh... tough break, Rae.

The tailor's out to lunch.

No problem. I know how
to work a sewing machine.

I'll do it myself.

Uh... are you sure, Rae?

It looks pretty professional.

Chels, a sewing machine
is a sewing machine. Ok?

Thank you!

Oh! I sewed myself
to the machine!

Oh, my goodness, you guys!

A little help here, please!

Are you sure you can't
get outta there by yourself?

I can't. I am sewed in!

Oh... It's safe. Let's go.

What, what, what?

You guys, come back!

We have been up with
you all night, little missy!

Yeah, Rae. We're gonna
go home and take a nap!

Wait, wait, but y'all remember,
we're gonna laugh about this!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Bye!

Holler!

Yoo-hoo! Hello! Frank!

There's a customer in here.

He wants his suit altered.
Can you do that for me?

We'll take you now.

There's a maniac out
there trying to get me.

And now I think I'm
seeing her everywhere.

Ok...

Yes!

Hello.

No!

Are you the seamstress?

Si.

Great. Do you speak English?

Si.

Ok! Do you understand
what I need you to do?

Sew.

Perfect. Can we get started?

¡Si!

Oh... uh, great.

This is a nice suit, isn't it?

¡Si!

Um... w-what's your name?

Sue.

Sue. That figures.

So, sue, when will
the suit be ready?





Ok. So, am I done?

Shoo!

Shoo. Ok. Um...

I'm gonna take the suit off and
leave it in the dressing room.

See you soon, sue.

Who?

Uh, you... Sue?

Si.

Check it out, dad.
So how did I do?

That's a lotta stuff, Cory.

Don't worry, dad. You know why?

'Cause everything was on sale.

And I even got some irregulars.

What?

These aren't mine. I'm
holding them for a friend.

Nice cover, son.

But you know what? You
did a good job shopping.

I think you might
be ready to go solo.

You mean it, dad? Seriously?

You mean no more father
and son annual shopping trips?

Now it's the...
End of a tradition.

I'm gonna miss it.

Yeah.

Me, too, dad.

It was fun.

Yes!

But on the plus side,
I'm happy to report

that I have 2 such
responsible kids.

'Scuse me.

Hi!

My nightmare continues.

Ha ha ha. Nice to see
you again, too, frank.

It's... Whatever.

I'd like to return
the shirt, please.

Really? Is there
a problem with it?

No. Not at all.

It's in perfect condition.

Well, if it's perfect,

why do you want to return it?

Uh... because...
It wasn't exactly...

Really what I was looking for...

The occasion I had to wear it.

Very well.

Really? Mm-hmm.

That's it? Yeah.

I can get my money back? Mm-hmm.

Oh... yay!

Don't dance... Yet.

What you need to show me

to get your money
back is the receipt.

Uh... receipt.

Mm-hmm.

I don't think I
have the receipt.

Oh... No receipt?

Well, then, I only
have one word for you.

Next!

Uh-uh! No! I ain't
playing. Step back, ok?

Actually... I left
it in the pocket...

Now that I think
about the situation.

Let me just get it for you,

'cause I really need to
give you this top back.

Just wish I could
get the receipt!

Here it is... Right
here. That's it?

It would appear so.

It must have, you know,
shrunk when I washed it.

You did what?

I had to get rid of the stain!

The stain?

Raven? Dad?

What are you doing here?

I'll tell you what... she's tried
to pull the wool over my eyes.

She wore this, she stained it,

she washed it, she shrunk it,

and now she has the audacity

to come and try to return it!

Frahnk, why? Why?

Raven, is this true?

Si?

Oh, dad. How many more
dishes do I have to do?

Well, let's see.

The shirt cost me $100

plus $100 for the calculator.

And at a nickel a plate,

you'll be done by...

You'll be done by the
time you finish college.