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the one from the blueprints brain Henry
got from all those bad guys in no man's
land yes the one that can take away
Rey's superpower that same why would you
build
because Ray told me I couldn't and I
hate it when people tell me I can't do
something I thought he said you
shouldn't build it yeah well he
shouldn't pinch my cheeks and steal my
cereal every morning but I guess we all
do things we shouldn't do
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see turkey legs just makes me feel more
manly see that's how I feel about
grilled cheese what oh hey schwas give
me some of that cereal no
what
are you building the Omega w*apon again
yes the one that could take Rey's
superpower the same why do you keep
building that well why do you keep
pinching my cheeks and stealing my
cereal every morning because you're so
cute when you get mad now give me some
of that sweet booty crunch
stop everybody stop
oh look he's so cute look at his face
I'm not cute you're cute we're all cute
okay we're all cute
wait why are you and Henry both dressed
like half a ghost oh
these are togas we are fighting the time
Drinker yeah chased them all the way to
ancient Rome it's some pretty good food
there oh nice we watched a bear fight a
flock of turkeys yes we did it the
turkey's actually won
stumbled across some pretty good statues
all right you can all roll your eyes and
groan now
when the city of swellview finally
builds me my own statue of captain man
we will roll our eyes and groan harder
yes exactly so considering everything
I've done for this city it's the least
they could do for me you already have
your own holiday they just opened
Captain Man Stadium there are streets
named after you which makes driving very
confusing right now
anyway capture the time jerker we took
his new time Ray he built
the same way any Dark Matter fluctuator
does you just point and sh**t I don't
mean this
uh to uh right about now
did you guys keep it down I'm sleep
learning
learning what are you talking about
learn to fight while you sleep
and also Spanish
it's a 100 Hour audiobook that teaches
you to fight while you sleep those books
don't work yeah they do and I want to
learn to fight so I go on a mission with
you and Ray before I head off to college
well I think you've got plenty of time
Jasper because we don't graduate high
school for another year right guys
right
guys does he not know
not know what
I was gonna tell him tell me what you
tell him uh I can't I'm just learning
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okay what's going on
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Henry
we're graduating this week
what
we did it guys
okay this is just sad
Henry
we are graduating from high school
but you aren't hmm
but you aren't hmm
I know you can hear me
you're just using our thing as a defense
mechanism
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it all just kind of happened I wanted an
after school job but then an
indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick
oh we blow bubbles and fight crime feels
good
foreign
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what do you mean I'm not graduating how
could I not be graduating you've missed
too much class fighting crime over the
years you don't have enough credits to
graduate I mean honestly when was the
last time you were at school the other
day when I broke my arm and Rain Schwabs
came in with the trebuchet
ago what
can anyone tell me I'm not graduating
school's been sending you warning
letters every week for a year did you
open any well I just tossed them aside
because I assume they're bad news
well good news you still have
Perfect Teeth yes thank you Charlotte my
teeth are great but also are you about
to move away and go to college yeah I'm
leaving for dystopia the day after we
graduate you're going to college in
dystopia no that place is a crime
written toilet and it's on the other
side of the world I know you can speak
dystopian when did you learn this how
much have I missed I'm taking a gap year
to run a charity in dystopia after that
I'm going to Harvard what about Jasper
is he going to dystopia too uh no he got
into Harvard which sounds like Harvard
but is a very different School hey you
gotta roll are we all packed up for one
night in the desert yeah you load up
your car and I'll wake up Jasper whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa One
Night in the desert is an all-night
party for graduating seniors only I'm
graduating too huh going to Florida
State don't start
you're my younger sister how could you
be graduating already I did bad things
spent a lot of time in summer school
ended up earning enough extra credits to
graduate early news
Ray I got a big problem here I'm
thinking of time Henry okay
prom song
want your deal
my deal is that everyone's graduating
from high school except me so you'll
need to graduate from high school to be
a sidekick I don't want to be a psychic
for the rest of my life and you won't be
you can take over and be a full-on
superhero when I retire in 30 years
30 years
okay you got me more like 40 years I'm
in fantastic shape I don't want to be
stuck in swellview being a sidekick for
the rest of my life
oh I'm sorry I didn't realize you were
stuck and swellview with me
I I guess I didn't realize it either
I've been too busy down in the man cave
for six years answering emergency calls
to call C I'll answer it let's go to
emergency voicemail
Henry and I aren't done here yet
emergency voicemail is full
really yeah remember that girl Mika who
saved you when Jack fertileman trapped
you inside that escape room uh we saved
her but yes
well she leaves about 10 messages a day
asking if she can help you guys fight
crime
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here if you need me here if you need me
hey this is Mom can you call my sister
back she's losing her okay I don't know
what miles told you this is a vice mayor
oh oh that's probably about my statue
press play Press Play I you and Kid
Danger to come to my office right away
you hear that
you just said he's gonna give you my
statue
he didn't say a single word about a
statue what else could it be about
literally anything
release release
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maybe I can talk to the vice mayor and
you can pull some strings and let me
graduate or something no no no no no no
no Henry no no no no why no the vice
Marilyn grants One Wish per meeting okay
so if anyone's gonna be rubbing his
little belly and getting worse granted
it's gonna be this guy who's Henry
uh
um
okay
come back coming back
where's the best mirror on vacation with
my mom what
he told me to play this for you when you
get here
get danger Captain Man captain man
whatever I'm the vice mayor not the
recorded twice mayor I'm just gonna keep
going fellas this year is Bose hey
Captain Man and Kid Danger hey future
Bose hey bass bows that's me I marry
Bose's mom yesterday which means I get
to go on vacation
with her not with bows so he's your
responsibility now what watch him feed
him change his diapers whatever I'll be
back in two days his b*mb assures me
that she'll know if you try and swap
mile for another kid try that dang it if
you keep him safe and mostly unharmed
there might just be a statue of you in
your future if you know what I'm saying
and what I'm saying is I'll give you a
statue
see you in two days now turn this thing
off or look away
unless you want to see me in the tiniest
Beach legal swimsuit in the world
come on buddy dude no we can't just take
this kid back to the man cave
so we just uh find some excuse to dump
him with Jasper shiper
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Charlotte I feel like you could have
cats have the bag you know someone named
Charlie great can't wait to meet her
Jasper schaiper and Henry let's go dude
no we can't stick this kid with any of
those people because they're all one
night in the desert even Schreiber yes
she's graduating already the four shoe
she's graduating before she works she
took a lot of summer school and I can't
stinking believe this is happening to me
careful you could have severely injured
by chances of getting a statue
I wait all year for one night in the
desert and we get a sandstorm well at
least we still got this cave all to
ourselves and we're still graduating
tomorrow
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you doing in that sand Bank just trying
to find a place to learn to fight while
I sleep and also Spanish but people keep
waking me up
hey man I was here first
you are not even graduating I'm crashing
One Night in the desert okay
started High School 10 years ago I'm not
waiting another three to graduate
I was never here
you know what's your problem shape then
you haven't even graduated yet only
because the system's biased against dumb
people hey be quiet I'm trying to learn
do you want to find a different cave yes
teacher
Albert Einstein LeBron James the Polk
what now these people graduated from
high school
positive all those people who graduated
from high school
oh my God is that my statue
oh wow I thought it'd be bigger shut up
I don't care just open the crate I want
to see my statue there's no statue
inside huh well then what is this thing
whoa is this the man cave
who's that oh this is Bose he's the vice
mayor's stepson we gotta watch him for a
couple days
who's this guy shiper Jasper oh no
that's uh
wow I did it again
nice to meet schwoz and I want to dig up
a memory wiper
honey what is the memory wiper do oh I
might not need it right that's right
okay
wait wait which was
what is this thing is for the meeting
Kid Danger set up with the mayor of
Naperville
oh no
no what kind of meeting
not today he's been recruited to be a
superhero
for a Naperville
go get the memory wiper schwas let me
know if you take the job okay
oh yeah
listen uh
I can uh I can explain
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in the man cave captain man was upset to
find out that kid danger set up a
meeting to be recruited by the mayor of
Naperville schwaz was off finding the
memory wiper whatever that is
Bose is a little hungry let's see what
happens
sorry I watched a lot of TV
so how long you've been uh thinking
about leaving me look I'm not trying to
leave you okay look I don't even want
the neighborhood yeah what's this crate
doing here the mayor won't stop calling
me okay so I thought I'd just let him
come here and make his case and then I'd
say no and he'd never ask again yeah
okay yeah well then uh hey let's hear
his pitch I mean if it's from neighbor
bill it's probably lame
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[Applause]
you're shut your little mouth
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and finally
what would you say to having your very
own
that's right
you know maybe you should take the job
Henry who's Henry dang it
Tim
where's that memory schwaz
I don't want the job
oh really because I'm starting to
question your commitment to swellview my
commitment to swelling are you kidding
me well you don't seem very committed to
me I'm not graduating from high school
because of how committed I am to this
job oh my friends are leaving I'm stuck
here and swelled you being a sidekick
and saving lives exactly I'll be too
busy saving everyone else's life forgot
to have one of my own you've sworn oath
to defend this city when I was 13. so so
maybe I don't want to do it anymore yeah
because you're obviously terrified to be
stuck here and swells you with me yeah
Ray I am who's ready dang it I think
it's that guy where's that dig deck
memory wiper schwas I don't want to be
your sidekick for another 30 or 40 or 50
years but man that was always a plan
you'd be my sidekick and then you take
over as Captain Man when I retire I
don't want to be captain man okay I
don't ever want to be captain man I will
never ever be Captain Man
it's right there
why are you even here
that's a good question
what are you doing
quitting
hey everyone
I'm Henry Hart
and I used to be kid danger
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and Ray what
I'm taller than you
sir
there there there there there
you are young man honestly Mom I'm not
in the mood right now I just gotten a
huge fight with my boss and I don't even
know if I'm gonna go into failure
okay it's a little harsh your father and
I were snooping in your room and we
found your letters put letters
graduating from high school
advice that is a failure okay listen um
how are you failing all of your classes
what have you been doing with your life
I'll tell you nothing oh well actually
we've been doing nothing because he's a
failure you want to know what I've been
doing my life dad
I'll tell you what I've been doing
saving this town
that's right I'm kid danger
so her son's a liar now too
why would
why would I fly stop it Henry I really
am to Danger here I'll prove it to you
oh okay look I don't I don't have my gum
balls because I just quit but if I
didn't just quit
so you entered out dude
well technically yes but I didn't know
that I was gonna
all right
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if you're looking for Kid Danger I
actually just quit
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okay almost done biting everyone's
memories
just wanted to say you did a great job
of wiping everyone else's memories oh
thank you or maybe this time you could
find it in your heart to just let me go
ah get out of here bless you sir
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oh what a cutie
what you doing
buying a school
fish
that's a good idea I'm gonna ride him
and race him
no it's a it's a skull for people
good idea you're gonna ride him racing
no
I'm buying a fake school so that when
Henry comes crawling back in begging me
for his job okay one last memory to buy
won't take long not a whole lot going on
in the old um
rain
no
Ed
no
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what was the first one
brain
no
wait a minute hang on hang on
I'm gonna get my statue I gotta return
this kid like I found him sitting down
on it
foreign
would it be to alter the memory wiper so
only erases specific memories like only
memories that involve me or things that
I've said or done yeah there is a
setting right here
I'm sorry what
it's easy I can adjust this setting and
it will only Vibe the memories of you
then why haven't we been doing that this
whole time schwoz
because he's so funny
oh no I don't know who I am I've lost
all knowledge of my life and the people
who love me that's true it's so funny
but in his case maybe just wipe his
memories of me
got it
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remember me
foreign
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foreign
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thank you
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foreign
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if not Uncle nonsense be something you
wish
ready
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05x35 - Remember the Crimes
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.