[ music ]
- Great party man.
And congrats on that promotion.
- Thanks, pal. Henry? Piper?
Get down here!
Paddle home safely, now.
- You know I will...
Ow!
- Ha ha ha!
- Whoa... your party got crazy.
This place looks like Jasper's house.
- Hey, was that my new kayak?
- It was.
That guy won it during my party.
- How? Playing badminton? - No.
I bet him he couldn't guess my weight
within a hundred pounds.
He nailed it.
- Well, it's my kayak. Is he gonna give it back?
- I doubt it. I don't even know who he is.
Lil' guy just showed up.
- Lotta randos last night, huh?
- Oh, yeah.
But it's not every day I get promoted
from Project Manager to Junior Project Manager.
- That seems like a step down.
- That doesn't sound like a promotion.
- Well if I didn't get promoted
then why did we have a party? Ha!
You can think about that
while you're helping me clean this place up.
- Uh, no, no, no, no...
- Yeah, that's gonna be a "no" from me, dog.
- We party as a family.
We clean up as a family.
- You specifically told us
that we were not invited to your party.
- Yeah, you locked us in Piper's room all night
with two burritos and a gallon of milk.
- Then mom stumbled in later and took the burritos.
- True.
But you know what else is true?
That I don't care.
Boom! Ha! Let's get cleanin'.
- Ugh...
- I invoke The Chore Wheel!
- [gasps] Henry--you fool!
- You sure about that, boy?
- Oh yeah I'm sure.
I'm wheeeel sure.
- Honey? Get The Wheel.
Honey!
- Ah, I'm awake! I'm awake!
What time is it?
- I invoked The Chore Wheel.
- [ gasps ] Henry--you fool!
- I'll spin first.
- How's that burrito?
- It's saving my life right now.
- Come on, come on... No, no, no...
- Eat ice cream!
- Aw, come on!
- How is "eat ice cream" even a chore?
- We got a ton left over from the party,
someones got to eat it. All of it.
- Yeah, that's not gonna be a problem.
- Alright, you're next Henry.
- Okay, here we go, here we go...
Okay c'mon, please no "Clean Up Party."
Or "Read A Book." Or "Gulag" whatever that means.
- Yeah, you definitely don't want gulag.
- No, no, no, no...No!
- "Clean Up Party!!"
- Eat that, sonny boy!
- Yes!
♪ Henry has to clean up
♪ Because he invoked the chore wheel ♪
♪ Henry has to clean up
♪ Because he invoked the chore wheel... ♪
- Guess who's cleaning that up.
- Not me, that's all I care about.
[ all laughing ]
♪ Henry has to clean up
♪ Because he invoked the chore wheel ♪
♪ Henry has to clean up
♪ Because he invoked the chore wheel... ♪
- Great. Now open your mouth!
- Goooooaaaaaaalllllll! - Goooooaaaaaaalllllll!
[ phone rings ] - It's Henry.
You're late. - Yeah, I know.
My parents threw a rager last night
and they won't let me leave 'til I clean it all up.
- You know, you're missing
a lot of important work here, Henry.
- What do you want me to do, dude?
There's tons of party trash here.
- Just use Schwoz's Super Sucker.
- Hmm?
- Just use Schwoz's Super Sucker.
- What's that?
- It's a vacuum he modified
that can clean up any mess in minutes.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah!
It uses black hole technology to shrink objects
down to the sub-atomic level
and then just sucks 'em right in.
Isn't that right, Schwoz?
- That's how a five-year-old
would describe how it works but yes.
- He says I'm right.
Any-Ray... it shrinks and it sucks
and that's all you need to know.
- Sweet beans. Can you bring it to my house?
- Uhh no, I can not.
- Uh... may you bring it to my house?
Will you bring it to my house?
Please? Simon says? What's going on here?
- Schwoz also invented
an electro-magnetic delivery cannon
that can send objects very quickly
over long distances.
- Or very dangerously over short distances.
- We'll blast it to ya.
- Blast it? - Yeah!
- Okay, uh, is Charlotte there? Because she's normal.
And I'd like to talk to her.
- Sure, I'll put her on.
[ high voice ] Hey, Henry. It's me, Charlotte.
How about those teachers at school, huh?
Real, mean-os.
- Ray, I know it's you.
- No waaaay, it's your bestie, Charlotte.
And I think you should just
let Ray and Schwoz use the cannon
and be thankful they're even giving you the Super Sucker.
- Fire from the hole!
- On its way, kid!
- Okay, when's it gonna get here?
- Probably before I even finish this sentence...
comma...
which is technically still going,
another comma,
because it's taking a little longer than I expected it to--
- Ahhh!
- Goooooaaaaaaalllllll! - Goooooaaaaaaalllllll!
[ upbeat music plays ]
- Henry.
- Ah!
- AHHHHHHH!!! GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND!
- Wait, wait, b*ating on it won't help.
- Then what are we supposed to do?
Charlotte: Get me outta this thing!
- We don't know how, we're freaking out!
- Okay okay okay okay, we just need--
just need to calm down and deal with the fact
that Charlotte just got sucked into a black hole thingy
and is in that vacuum
and I don't know what else to do let's just b*at it!
- Ahhh!
Give us back our friend!
- How is this helping me?!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ahhh!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
- You guys, where am I?
It's hot, I'm surrounded by trash,
and it smells awful.
- Did that thing send you to my house?
- Uhhhh here,
there's a switch that says "Unsuck".
Let's turn it on and see if we can get her out.
- What was that?
Did the vacuum just break?
- Uh...no?
Nothing broke.
Oh my god, it just broke!
- Is Henry doing that thing where he says something loud
and then quietly says the opposite?
- No, no I'm not! That's exactly what I'm doing.
- Alright, we gotta get her out of this thing.
- Yes! Get me outta this thing!
- Okay, I don't know how,
but I'm gonna figure out a way to get you outta there. Okay?
- You better!
I'm sick of being trapped in here.
- What the whole truck-o'-butts is going on?!
- Okay, people have got to stop sneaking up behind me!
- Were you just talking to that vacuum cleaner?
- Ha! Umm--
- Can you not hear me?!
SHOULD I TALK LOUDER?
- No! - Shhh!
- Henry, what is going on?
- Uh well... See I was--
I was--vacuuming with this vacuum...
- That's not our vacuum.
- Yeah, where'd that come from?
- Yea it came from the um...
- And why is it talking?
- Because it's uh...
- Helloooooo?!
- Oh. My. God.
That vacuum is haunted.
- Yes! - So haunted!
- There is a ghost! Inside that vacuum.
I'm just as surprised as you are.
- So surprised.
- Ghosts aren't real.
- What's going on out there?!
- I told you. - No way...
- Okay, ghost...
Henry's mom, dad, and sister just found out that...
that you're here... - Uh-huh.
- In a vacuum... - Uh-huh.
- Bein' a ghost.
- Seriously?
- Y-yes.
They seriously know that you are a ghost.
Inside a vacuum.
Because that's the only possible explanation
for what is going on here.
- Oooooh. I'm a ghost.
- Ahhh!
- I want that haunted vacuum
out of my house right now!
- I'll go throw it off the New Jandy Bridge!
- Yes! - No!
- Well, then we'll burn it!
- No don't burn it!
That's a terrible idea.
- Well now we're definitely going to burn it.
- No, no, no... - What a terrible idea.
- Stop!
That vacuum is gold.
Pure internet gold.
You get me?
- Whaaaaaat are you talking about?
- I'm talking about hiring a ghost hunter to come here,
and then recording them yanking the ghost out of the vacuum.
- Ummm... - Yeah, ummmm...
- We'll have the first proof that ghosts exist.
We put that up on the web...
- We'll be famous...
- We'll be better than famous.
We will be internet famous.
And that is the longest-lasting fame that there is.
- I'll finally be able to quit my new job...
- I'll look up local ghost hunters right now.
I'm sure there's plenty.
- Or, or, or...
orrrr...or....
- Or what?
- If you just let me finish...
Orrrr...
we could call my boss.
- Why would we call your boss?
- Is he a ghost hunter? - Yep.
- Is he? - YEP.
- Well, I don't see him listed on this website
of licensed Swellview ghost hunters.
- Well, that's because he's an amateur.
You know? So he'll do it for free.
You know? For the experience.
- Free? Daddy like.
- Fine. Just get him over here.
- Yeah, I'm calling him right now
don't tell me how to live my life, Piper. Okay?
Hey, ghost? What's it like being dead?
- It's...fine?
- I knew it!
- C'mon, Ray... pick up pick up...
[ phone rings ]
- Rayyyy-llo?
- Okay... um...
I need you to come over to my house,
pretend to be a ghost hunter,
so you can distract my family,
and then I can get Charlotte out of Schwoz's vacuum.
- Is your--
- Yes, my mom is here.
- See you soon!
- Wait wait wait, lemme talk to Schwoz!
- Schwoz!
And I need you to blast me to Henry's house.
- Hello? Schwoz?
- Schwozzzup, Henry?
- Hey umm, I accidentally sucked Charlotte
into your vacuum.
- Just hit the "Unsuck" button. No biggie.
- Jasper and I smashed it.
- Oof, that's a biggie.
- Yeah, can you come over to my house and fix it?
- Yah, yah, yah, just scoop up all the smashied bits
from the vacuum, bring them to your bedroom
and I'll meet you there.
- Okay, okay, cool. Is Ray on his way yet?
- Oh yah yahhh.
He should be there by the time I finish
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss...
- Ha ha ha!
Caaaaaatch meeeeeee...
- Ahh!
- Would it have k*lled you to catch me?
- Yes.
- Yeah you're probably right...
- Okay, attention spans are short--
so I want that ghost outta that suck box in five.
- Henry, get over here and participate.
- Uh yea I'm just, you know, I'm still cleaning up...
remember The Chore Wheel?
- Oh wow, was that today?
- Yeah Mom,
and um I just got to dump these vacuum parts
in the upstairs trash can
it's my favorite one don't ask questions bye...
- I'm picking up a message...
the ghost says that...
Henry's Mom should switch seats with her husband
and sit next to me.
- Go, honey!
Charlotte: Uhhhh, no, I did not say that.
- Oh well then uh it must have been a different ghost.
- So there's more than one ghost in there?
- ...sure.
Let's, uh, hear from a different ghost.
- Okay, I'm a...
different ghost...
what's up?
- This guy's legit.
- Schwoz? Where are you? Are you--
Ahh!
- You got the smashee piece-ees?
- Is that my dad's robe?
- I got bored and took a shower.
- What if my parents saw you?!
- That would have been hilarious.
- Just...
here are your smashee piece-ees.
- Oof.
I'm gonna need some tools.
- Tools? Um okay,
I guess I can sneak into my garage
and get my dad's tool box--
- Relax, I got it.
- Schwoz, did you hide your toolbox in my bedroom?!
- Do you want me to answer that question,
or do you want me to fix the vacuum?
- Both, Schwoz!
- Ahhh.....
Yes...yes...
the spirits definitely want you
to keep giving me a hand massage.
- Fascinating.
- Are there any ghosts from Japan in there?
- I can get you a ghost from any city you want, darlin'.
- I don't think you can...
- Uh, I'd like to hear from the Japanese ghost.
Charlotte: [ sighs ]
Konichiwa.
- Okay, enough!
We're not paying you to talk to ghosts.
- You're not paying me at all.
- Look! I'm gonna hit record again,
but this time I want to see you
rip one of those ghosts right out of that vacuum.
Ya got me?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, in a couple minutes.
In the meantime...
Who wants to hear from Jamaican superstar Sean Paul?
- Uh, dude...
- I'mmmmm... not actually dead yet, mon.
- Yeah, he's still alive.
- Huh...
- Dude, did you hide anything else in my room, dude?
- Why would I only hide one thing?
- Schwoz, are you close?!
Ray is dying down there
and Charlotte is running out of ghost voices.
Charlotte: Yeehaw! I'm Janey, the dead cowgirl!
You can't see me,
but I'm a riding a pretty ghost pony, y'all.
- Wait--Janey the cowgirl's not dead.
- Just--did you fix the vacuum piece or not!?
- Yah yah yah. It's finished, here.
- Yeah, yeah okay.
- Now, go downstairs,
and when no one is looking, you---
- Ow, this thing's getting kinda hot, dude...
- Yah, the piece-ees were too smashied for me
to fix the cooling system.
- What? Wait, so it's gonna get hotter than this?
- Yah, and eventually it will melt or catch fire
and Charlotte will be stuck in that vacuum
until I can order a new part from China.
- What?! How much time do we have?
- Like, four minutes,
unless you drop it on the ground or something.
- Too hot!
- You have two minutes.
- What are you doing?
Stop playing taco taco turkey
and put that back on the vacuum downstairs.
- Yeah well, how are we supposed to when it's so hot?!
- Wait no no no, dude! Don't put it on my bed!
- It's too hot. - You can't just put it...
- How about you touch it... - You're gonna catch it...
- It's a very nice duvet.
Very comfortable to sleep on.
- Just use these oven mitts!
- How many things do you have hidden in my room, dude?
- Wouldn't you like to know...
- YES.
- You only have seconds left
before that part melts
and Charlotte is stuck in that vacuum for - weeks
while I wait for the part to arrive from China.
- A soda fountain?
Dude, that takes pipes and plumbing
and when did you do all this?!
- ......
...
- Let's go!
- Ahhhh!
- [ laughs ]
- So what you're saying,
ghost of William Shakespeare...
is that writers are garbage,
and actors are the real heroes.
Charlotte: Yes, actors are the real heroes.
- Truest word I've ever heard.
- Far superior.
- Dude, they're too close to the super sucker.
How am I supposed to get this thing on the vacuum
without anybody seeing me?
- I have a plan to make them close their eyes.
- Don't take your pants off.
- Okay I have another plan to make them to close their eyes.
EVERYBODY CLOSE YOUR EYES!
- What are you doing--
- CLOSE YOUR EYES,
IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES! CLOSE YOUR EYES!
LISTEN TO ME! BUT DON'T LOOK AT ME
BECAUSE YOUR EYES SHOULD BE CLOSED!
- What are you talking about?
- Umm...
- No, Jasper's right! Everybody close your eyes!
The ghost is about ready to come out.
- Which one? William Shakespeare?
Janey the cowgirl?
The Japanese ghost that could only say "konichiwa?"
- Yeah, I thought she'd be able to say more than that.
- Just--everybody close your eyes!
- I don't wanna close my eyes.
I want to see the ghost come out.
- If you don't close your eyes
the ghost will steal your soul!
- No way...
- YES WAY I WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL
NOW JUST CLOSE YOUR DANG EYES, PIPER!
- It knows my name!
- I ALSO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE NOW CLOSE YOUR DANG EYES!
- Okay...
now everybody keep your eyes shut
until I tell you to open them.
- That's right keep em, closed!
- What was that?!
- Ahhh!
- It's the ghost! I'm bringing it out now.
Everybody keep your eyes closed
until I tell you to open them.
[ air hissing ]
[ all screaming ]
Don't open your eyes!!!
Nobody open your eyes,
there could still be more ghosts in there!
[ machine humming ]
- Oh god no!
[ machine humming ]
- And three...
two...
one...
- Is it over?
- Are the ghosts gone?
- What happened to my phone?!?!
- Those are all...
great questions.
But I am actually late for my next...
ghost thingy so...
This house is clean.
- Uh...the ghosts are gone. That's gooood.
- No it's not!
My phone is fried
so I don't even have any video of the ghosts!!!
- And the house is dirtier than it was before.
Who's gonna clean this up?
- I invoke the Chore Wheel!
[ all gasp ]
- Dad--you fool!
05x14 - Charlotte Gets Ghosted
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