[ music ]
[ tube beeps ]
- Hey!
You guys are back here already?!?
- Huh? - Just--
What happened out there?!?
- Whaddya mean?
- We just went to Inside Out Burger.
- Did you guys not get my text messages?!?
- Text messages... - Uhhh...you mean today?
- I know I got one from you last week. I think...
- Oh here it is... - I guessed I miseed it...
- I'm uh, just seeing it. I'm not getting it.
- Ughhhh. I texted you guys
because I got a call on the emergency hotline
from the Swellview Airport.
Some five-year-old child
climbed into the cockpit of a big jet airplane
and drove it all the way to Toys Plus.
- What? Uhhh... - Oh yeah!
- Oh you did send us that...
That's exactly what you said.
- Urgent... child in danger...
Hurry time is running out... - Blah, blah, blah...
- Hello. why aren't you responding?
- Are you seeing my texts? - Are you seeing my texts?
- Hello? - Hello?
- Just forget it!!!
can you gimme an Inside Double.
- Oh, uhhh...
I actually only got one a'these,
and I was gonna eat it, so--
- PPBBTTHHBBTTHHPPBBTH!!!
PPBBTTHH!!!
- Here, I got you this.
- Thanks.
[ singing ]
- Oh hey Schwoz.
- Ah, hello Henr--
Ooo! You guys got Inside Out B'yerger?!?
- Burger.
- Heh?
- You said "b'yerger"...
or something like that. It's pronounced burger.
- Buh-h'yer-g'yer.
- Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah,
bur-ger.
- Gwah vah.
- Nailed it.
- Okay!
- Hey... what is that?
- Oh, I'm optiomizing the power consumption,
here in the Man Coove.
- Cave. Man Cave.
- Cooooo-- - No--
we're not doin' that again.
- Yeah, c'mon, let's get this story goin'.
- So, what does "optimizing power" even mean?
- It just makes everything work better.
- Huh. - And now...
I'm going to have to temporarily turn off
the electrical power
that operates both tubes and the elevator.
- Sooo... you can say,
"I'm going to have to temporarily turn off
the electrical power that operates
both tubes and the elevator"...
but you can't say burger.
- Gwaaaa--
- Don't worry about it.
- Okay, and...
[ whirring ]
- Hm. Wonder what Schwoz is doin' down there.
Probably something smart.
- BWUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
- OH MY GOD!!!
[ alarm sounds ]
- Uh-oh.
Emergency in Junk-N-Stuff.
- Alright everybody we're live
in five, four, three, two...
- Hellooooo Swellview!
- No way no way no way no way no way!
- Ahhh! - Gahh!
- You're Morgan Maykew!
- Thaaat's me. And I'm here to...
Maykew A Meal!
- Th-that's that's that's Morgan Maykew!
- Yea, he's my favorite celebrity chef!!
- Oh my gosh I have all Morgan Maykew's cookbooks!
- You do?!? - Yeah!
I have Maykew Lunch!
Maykew Say Yum! Maykew Drool!
Maykew Fatter...
- Okay, today we're here at a store
called Junk-N-Stuff! - Ahhhh! Ha ha!
- Love the energy, it's great!
We're here at Junk-N-Stuff--
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[ exhales ]
- We're here at Junk-N-Stuff, with?
- MORGAN MAYKEW!!!
- Right!
But what's you're name?
- Uh, J.J. Grandmaster Boogie the Third!
- Is that really your name?
- No. It's uh--Jasper. Jasper Dunlop.
- So WHY are we standing down here when
Morgan Maykew's up there makin' a big delicious meal?!?
- 'Cuz we're idiots! - C'mon, let's go!!!
- Guys... Hey guys.
- Ah! - Hey!
- I'm pushing the button! - I already pushed it!
- HEY GUYS!
I told you-- I turned off the elevator.
- Well turn it back on man, c'mon!
- I cannot do that
until the system update is finished.
- The tubes!!!
- Up the tube! - Up the tube!
- Get out of the way!
- Guys, hey guys. Guys, guys, guys!
- I also turned off the tubes.
- The elevator!!!
- Move it! - I'm pushing the button!
- It all just kinda happened.
I wanted an after-school job.
But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
- Ah!
- Now we blow bubbles...
and fight crime. Feels good.
[ theme music ]
- Call it. - Up the tube!
- Aw, my boot! - Ha!
[ music ]
- So Jasper-- you like appetizers?
- Sure! I'll eat whatever you say!
So you're making a sushi appetizer?
- Well it looks like sushi,
but inside it's actually filled
with macaroni and cheese!
- Dang Morgan!
- Why Schwoz?!?
Why would you trap us down here?!?
- I told you I was turning off the power
to the tubes and the elevator!
You knew!
Everybody knew!
- Okay. Well, can you at least
turn the tubes and the elevator on for like ten seconds?!?
- Yeah, just long enough so we can get up there
and be on the show with Jasper?!?
- I can't interrupt the system update.
- B'aaah! - D'aaah!
- All right, Ray, what do you think?
Is there any way that we cou...
Ray? Ray, what are ya...
- [ grunting ] - Oh man.
Hey.
Ray. What are you doin' up there, buddy?
- I wanna meet Morgan Maykew
and be on the TV show!
- You're gonna climb?
Half a mile?
Up the tube?
- It could happen!
- I believe you.
Jasper: Oh stop it! You are not!
Morgan: I'm doin' it!
Okay Jasper...
You wanna try
my special sush-a-roni-n-cheese roll?
- Morgan may I?!? - Hit it.
- Mumblmgmmpf mna mmma gwahm.
- Don't know whatcha just said!
But you better swallow that,
'cuz in a few minutes,
I'm gonna "Maykew" a lot more
of my funkaliscious dishes,
right here ON...
- Television!
- Onnnnn, Maykew A Meal.
- On television!!!
- It's a new day at Red Lobser...
- Did you hear that?
Now Morgan Maykew's makin' Jasper
a bunch of awesome snacks!
- Yeah, and all we get to do
is stay down here and stare at 'em!
- STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!
- What'd you scream?!?
- The stairs!
We can take the stairs up to Junk-N-Stuff!
- Yes! Yessss!
- Dude!
- Yeah?!?
- We're a half mile underground.
- Right!
- And you think we're all just gonna
walk up a half-a-mile of stairs?
- Sure! It could be fun! It sounds fun!
C'mon! Let's go let's go!
- Hey! Ray, come on! Come down!
We figured out a way to get up to Junk- N-Stuff!
- What?!? I can't hear you!
- Daaaaaahhh...
All right. C'mon.
- Ahh!
Come on, come on.
We're gonna take the stairs!
- Oh yeah! The Man-Stairs!
Let's go!
- Hey you comin'?!?
- Oh yeah.
- You lyin?!?
- Oh yeah.
- 'Kay later!
- Okay. Our test is tomorrow.
That means we have seven hours
to learn an entire semester of algebra.
- You think we can do it?
- I think so.
As long as we don't have any distractions or--
[ phone rings ]
One second.
Yeah what?
Who?!? What channel?!?
'Kay I'll call ya back!!!
- What's going on?!? - Hush!!!
- Aw yeah.
- Ahhhh! That's Junk-N-Stuff!
- What's Junk-N--
- It's the store where my brother works!
- You ready for that? - Uh-huh.
- I'm gonna go eat food on television!
- Wait, what about our algebra?!?
- All right boys...
we've got a half-mile journey ahead of us...
- It's exactly flights of stairs.
- We got this!
- Now remember:
The key to not getting tired is to not stop.
- We don't stop! - Can't stop, won't stop!
- See ya at the top boys!
- AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
- Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Ahhhhhh!
- Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Ahhhhh...
- Time out.
- Oh I think I'm dying. I'm pretty sure I'm dying guys.
- I'm going to vomit.
- How how many floors have we climbed so far?
- Five.
- How many more to go?
- .
- Ohhhhhhhhhhh! - Awwww.
- Ohhhhhh.
Oh, this is the best!
- Ohhhhhhhhhh!
- This is the worst!
- Okay, people of Swellview!
We're back live.
I'm Morgan Maykew, and I'm here with...
- Meee!
- Jasper. - What's up?
- Jasper let me ask you something.
- It's a real store.
- Got it.
Do you like soup?!
- Oh-ho-ho. Do I?!
- Well... Do you?
- Yes...
that's why I said "Do I?!"
- Well do you want to try
some of my famous pizza soup?
- Oh-ho-ho!
Do I?! - Just say yes or no.
[ phone rings ]
- Ahh!
- My phone...
I got it.
Hello...
Hello. What?
- Hey, I'm watchin' the show,
but I don't see you and Ray up there yet.
- Yeah, it's...
we're still climbin' up the stairs.
- Ah. So, what floor are you guys on now?
- Uh...
.
- Whoa...
you're not even half-way up yet?!?
- Wh--?!? Yes we are!
We only have like a hundred more floors to go!
- Nooooo-- if you guys are on
then you have more floors to go.
So, you're not half-way yet.
- You know what?! You're just mean.
- Mean? It's just math!
- Yeah well it's mean math--goodbye!
Put the show on, I wanna see what's happening.
- All right. Gimme a sec...
Here we go, the show...
- So to make Pizza Soup,
we pour the pizza sauce in. - Ohhhh yeah!
- Oh man that looks so good! - I know!
C'mon we better get up there
or we're not gonna get any Pizza Soup!
- Yea yea, we gotta keep going!
C'mon Schwoz, let's keep climbing!
Schowz let's keep-- - C'mon you guys!
- Dude where's Schwoz?!?
- He was...
he was with us, he was right there!
- No he wasn't!
Dude I haven't seen Schwoz in like ten minutes!
- Schwoz! - Schwoz!
- Schwoz!
- Schwoz! - Schowz!
- There he is! We got it!
Schwoz what are you doing?
- C'mon man we gotta get up. - What are you doing?!?
- Eh, I think dying.
- You're not dying man. You're not dying.
C'mon we gotta go.
- C'mon we're gonna go meet Morgan Maykew at Junk-N-Stuff!
Don't make it weird Schwoz.
- Come on buddy let's go!
I think I can I think I can!
- Think about Oprah... what would Oprah do huh?
- Let's go! - Come on we're a team!
Don't make it hard for me man!
Team work!
- Team work makes the dream work!
- No man left behind!
Ahh, he's too heavy...
- Right.
- And a little parmesan cheese.
- Ohhh!
- All right, Jasper
tell the folks at home
what you think of my Pizza Soup.
- I love it!!!
- Whoa there, pony--
how 'bout tastin' it first?
- Sure! I'll use the spoon.
- Brilliant.
- Move it! Move!
- Woah! Woah woah! Hey hey hey--
- What?!? Lemme in there!
- Sorry, the store's closed--
we're sh**ting a live TV show.
- I know that! Jasper!
Jasper, let me in!
- Wahhh!
- No! No, I didn't say that.
- Hi Morgan, I'm Piper
and I watch your show all the time!
- Actually, we already picked this young man
to be our special guest today, so--
- So?!? When you went to the White House
you made dinner for the President and his whole family
and Jasper is family to me.
- [ coughing ]
I am?!?
- Well duh!
He's at our house all the time!
Not enough! But a lot!
- Well then, okay I guess.
Uh, if you're hungry, I just made some Pizza S--
- Yeah it smells great! - Careful, it's way hot.
- It's okay, I like the burn.
- Give me some.
- I'll tell you when I'm done.
- Like...like it wasn't bad enough
that Jasper gets to be on the show
and eat all that delicious food?
Now they got some random little brat on there?!?
- That's my little sister!
- Well whoever she is, she's eatin' my soup!
[ phone rings ]
- Yeah what, what's up?
- Hey, did you guys see
that Piper's on the show now?
- Yes we see that Piper's on the show now!
Computer: System update completed.
[ elevator chimes ]
- Oh yay!
The elevator and the tubes are working again.
- Wh--what for real?!?
The elevator and the tubes are fixed?!?
- Yeah! So I'm just gonna head up to--
- 'Kay bye!
- C'mon, let's go!
- Yeah and we better get there before the show's over!
- Last one there's a rotten finger!
- What are you doing?!?
- I'm goin' down! - I'm goin' up!
- What are ya, stupid?! - What are ya stupid?
- Kid, it's stupid to go down!
- Man, it's stupid to go up!
- Henry, listen to me, okay?
Junk-N-Stuff is up there, okay? It's up! Up! Up!
- Yeah I know,
but the elevator's fixed now okay?
And it's downstairs in the Man Cave!
It's down! It's down!
- So?!?
- So, we're going to go downstairs, we're gonna
get in the elevator, and we're gonna go up to Junk-N-Stuff!
Come on let's go!
- Dude, we're on floor number !
So we only have like more to go!
- Yeah but it's way easier to go down than up!
- You fool!
- Oh my god!
- You'd rather go DOWN a floors
than up ?
- Yeah, I would
because it's easier and faster!
- Why?! - 'Cuz gravity!
Yeah, gravity, man! Gravity is our friend!
- Well good luck to you
and your new "gravity girlfriend"
ME?! I'M goin' UP,
and I'll see you in Junk-N-Stuff later,
when I get there before you!
- No! No! Wrong!
- Oh, wrong? Oh yeah? - Wrong!
- I will bet you money you don't make it before me!
I'll bet you a thousand dollars!
- You're on! - Out of my wallet, right now!
- Shh. Wait!
- What? What? - Shhh!
- My school counselor
she taught me a way to stay calm
in a high pressure situation like this.
- Well what is it, tell me.
- Here's what I do: close your eyes...
- Yeah...
- you put your thumbs on your temples...
...and you go LUH LUH LUH LUH
LUH LUH LUH LUH.
You should try it.
Close your eyes.
- LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH--
Oh! Oh! Ohhhhhh!!!
[ panting ]
- Oh Henry!
I knew you would come back for me...
- Hey Schwoz!!!
- I felt so frightened and alone on the
stairs all by myself...
Oh Henry?!?
- Soo good. - Look at that...
- Look at that.
- Hey! - Charlotte!
- Try our sundaes! - They're so good!
- Yea, try 'em!
- Oh...
but shouldn't we wait for--
Okay!
[ panting ]
- Ah! A'haha!
I did it!!! I made it!!!
You lose, Kid!!! A'ha ha ha haaaa!
Come on... this is not happening...
Hey! Hey, can ya hear me?!?
No, c'mon... COME ONNNNNNN!!!
Aw man!
There's no way I can run back down
flights of stairs before Henry...
Hey wait a minute...
I'm indestructible!
A'ha ha haaaa! Yeah!!!
WOOOOO!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...
Hey Schwoz!
Ahhhhh!
- Yes! Yes!
I made it!
- Ahhhh!
- Wh...what is that noise...
is that...
- Ahhhhh!
- Oh my God. Is that?
- Ahhh--
- Ray?!?
- Yes!
Yes! Ha ha!
I'm ohhhh-kay!!!
Did you just jump all the way from the top--
- Sorry kid can't talk! Gotta b*at ya upstairs!
- Wh--?!? Raaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!
- So...?
- Door at the top was locked.
- Ha. - Shut up.
- 'Kay.
- So you got any weekend plans, or...
- Uhh...
- Okay, thanks so much for joining me
for another fun and fantastic food-filled feast on...
- The planet Earth!
- Noooo. On...
- Maykew A Meal!
- On Earth!
- Aaaaand we're out.
And that's a wrap!
- Wh...wh...
- The show's over?!? - Yeah.
- What food is left-over?!?
- Is there any food left-over?!?
- We ate it all. - We ate everything.
- Oh, Ray you would've loved the pizza...
- Oh my gosh, too good! - The spaghetti tacos...
- LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH...
- LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH...
[ oven bell ] - Mmm.
04x17 - Up The Stairs!
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.