01x12 - Operation: Q.U.I.E.T./Operation: R.A.I.N.B.O.W.S.

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Codename: Kids Next Door". Aired: December 6, 2002 – January 21, 2008.*
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
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01x12 - Operation: Q.U.I.E.T./Operation: R.A.I.N.B.O.W.S.

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Kids next door,

Prepare to be flushed

By the mighty toilenator!

We're under att*ck.

Looks like it.

Don't worry.

The superdefense array

Will handle it.

[ Beeps ]

Aaah!

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Beeping ]

Lousy one-ply!

Ugh.

[ Groaning ]

[ Beeping ]

Hmm. Bucket-release

Calibration...

Spring needs adjusting.

Ugh. Stupid defense system.

I'll show them they can't just

Flush the toilenator

Like a...

[ Beeping ]

[ Grunting ]

Huh?

[ Electricity crackling ]

Aaah! Aaah!

[ Thuds ]

[ Weakly ] the pain.

Wow, numbuh 1.

Your defense array

Even stops losers.

You sure deserve

That kids next door

Defense-prize thingy.

I'm not so sure.

The target still landed

On the property.

There you are.

How come you're not asleep yet?

The departure-trajectory

Coordinator's not working at...

It works fine.

Just look at you.

You've been up six days straight

Messing with that thing.

You ain't gonna be in any shape

To get that award tomorrow

If you don't make

With some z's.

It's a long trip

To kids next door secret

Moon-base headquarters,

You know.

- Yeah, I just have to recalibrate - the dioptric... Aah!

Only thing you're recalibrating

Is your sleep schedule.

[ Muttering ] divided

By the surface area

Equals tangent squared

Root of the sum of the squares

Of the side.

Rest up, boss.

Hypotenuse, and...

[ Snoring ]

Mmm.

Now, listen up.

Nothing, I mean, nothing wakes

Up numbuh 1 tonight.

You dig?

[ No audio ]

[ Clicks ]

- Man: - monster-truck rally!

do you

like monster trucks?

love monster trucks?

the loudest monster trucks

this side of loud?!

well, then don't forget to

bring your air horn,

'cause this ain't your

grandma's monster-truck rally

this is your grandma's loud

uncle's...

[ Clicks ]

Found it!

[ Muffled ] what?

Be quiet.

[ Explosions ]

Nigel!

Oh, man, it's lizzie.

Yoo-hoo, nigel!

Douse those fireworks,

Numbuh 2.

Hey, where's nigel?

We have a date tonight!

Lizzie,

You got to be quiet.

Numbuh 1 is sleeping.

Nigel!!

Wake up!!

I have been planning

This date since...

Shh!

[ Clears throat ]

Why don't you go on a date with

Numbuh 4 instead?

No way!

Ugh!

Sure. Great.

Let's go.

Nuh-unh!

My heart belongs to nigel.

I understand.

Go get numbuh 1,

Numbuh 4.

But I thought you said

Not to wake him.

Ugh!

Right... I'll go get

Numbuh 1.

Really?

[ Whistling ]

Oh, hello, numbuh 1.

[ Imitating numbuh 1 ]

Uh, yes.

Hello to you, too, uh, 5...

Uh, from me, numbuh 1.

Nigie!

Hello, lizzie!

Come on, nigie.

We're going to the point.

No! Anything but that!

Please, no!

I don't want to...

[ Snoring ]

Yes, I have the answer.

I just don't get it.

Numbuh 1's defense grid

Should have

Sent lizzie packing.

Look.

The defense array's off.

So? Turn it back on.

[ Beeping ]

input access code.

Uh-oh, quick,

Give it the code.

I don't know the code.

Well,

I don't know the code.

Do you know the code?

No.

input access code.

I'll go ask numbuh 1.

No!

please input access code.

Do something.

Umm.

[ Beeping ]

incorrect code!

incorrect code!

incorrect code!

incorrect!

incorrect code!

incorrect code!

incorrect code!

[ Steam hissing ]

Quiet!

[ Pounding on door ]

What now?

I'll get it!

Hi. I'm selling skunky scout

Candy to raise money

For troop 177.

No thanks.

[ Gasps ]

Tell me that's not

Laura limpin.

[ Humming ]

[ Growling ]

Aah!

Aka, the big badolescent.

You... Buy...

Skunky scout candy...

Now!

Okay, okay,

We'll buy a box.

One box?!

Thank you

For helping to support the

Skunky scout tradition, ma'am.

Whatever.

Man, numbuh 5 is getting

Sick of this.

Not yet, you're not!

The common cold will change

That, kids next d...

[ Inhaling sharply ]

Shh!

Ugh! Gah!

Ew.

Aah...

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

Huh?

Numbuh 3, the window!

Aah!

Aah!

Ugh!

[ Groaning ]

Ugh.

Aar!

Shh!

Whoops. Arrgh.

Old stickybeard's returned

To make ye pay for me past

Misery, lassie.

Oh, why tonight?

Well, I bowl on tuesdays.

Anyhoo, prepare for a loud,

Noisy battle to the...

Sugar me gumdrops!

Is that skunky scout candy

I spy?

Yeah.

Help yourself...

As long as you eat

It quietly.

Aargh.

Ooh-ohh-hoo-hoo!

[ Laughing ]

[ Snorting ]

[ Clears throat ]

Aargh.

Now, that's better.

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

Aaah!

Ugh!

Do that again!

Oopsie.

[ Laughs evilly ]

I did it!

Shh!

Shh! Shh!

Oops, sorry.

But i,

Professor triple extra large,

Have created

The perfect snow cone.

Snow cone?!

Let me try!

[ Groans ]

Numbuh 1 owes me big time.

Gimme! Gimme!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Hey, it's mine!

No, it's mine.

I saw it first!

Hey, guys.

[ Singsong voice ]

You're lizzie's boyfriend.

You're lizzie's boyfriend.

Am not!

Are, too!

Am not!

Are, too!

Am not!

Are, too!

Guys!

[ Snorting ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Guys, shut up!

[ All gasping ]

[ Muttering indistinctly ]

[ Groans ]

[ Burbling ]

[ Gasps ]

He's sleepwalking.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Spits ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

Aaah!

Aaah!

Ugh.

Man, that was close.

Hey, keep it down,

Numbuh 5.

I am trying to get some

Sleep here. Ugh!

Ohh!

Aah!

thank you very much,

fellow kids next door,

for giving me

this prestigious award.

I'd like to point out

That I created this defense

Array for my team,

Because I wanted them to be

Able to sleep soundly at night

without fear of intruders.

[ Snoring ] [ snoring ]

[ Snoring ] [ snoring ]

Ah, shut up.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Your public awaits,

Mr. Mogul.

[ Chuckling evilly ]

[ Sustained cheers

[ And applause ]

[ Chuckles evilly ]

Children...

Children...

I'm pleased to announce

The arrival of a brand-new

Rainbow monkey

Within the hour.

A brand-new

Rainbow monkey?!

I must be dreaming!

Ahh!

[ Sustained cheers

[ And applause ]

[ Cheers and applause fade ]

[ Sniffing ]

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Whoo-hoo-ooh-hoo!

[ Cheers and applause resume ]

New rainbow monkey!

Huh? Huh?

Rainbow fun!

Rainbow love!

How dare she!

Silent, simon.

That girl may be exactly

What we're looking for.

See how she sniffs out

The rainbow monkeys?

Rainbow cheer!

Rainbow joy!

Simon, I want that girl on board

First thing in the morning.

Extra super very good,

Mr. Mogul, sir.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Laugh with me. Come.

[ Evil laughter ]

Silence, simon.

Yes, sir.

[ Snoring ]

- [ Snoring ] - oh, yes...

[ Snoring ]

[ Blubbers lightly ]

[ Sniffing ]

Aah!

New, new rainbow monkey!

♪ Rainbow monkey!

♪ Rainbow monkey!

♪ Oh, it's very darling

♪ Super

Chunky?

Whoa!

Huh?

Whoa!

[ All yawning ]

[ Gasps ]

Whoa.

Wow!

Why, hello there,

Young lady.

Allow me to introduce

Myself.

[ Chuckles evilly ]

I am mr. Mogul.

I'm kuki, but my friends

Call me numbuh 3.

Is this where you live?

Not exactly.

You see,

I am the president of

Rainbow monkey, incorporated.

Wow!

You must be the luckiest

Man alive, ever!

I am now, dear.

You see, I've always

Had a dream,

A beautiful dream,

To see a real rainbow monkey.

[ Gasps ]

Rainbow m-monkeys

Are r-real?!

Oh, they most certainly

Are, my dear.

And you know how

To sniff them out.

I use my nose.

Yes, of course you do.

Kuki...

[ Chuckles evilly ]

I need your nose.

Well, yours is kind

Of big and puffy.

[ Laughs ]

You made a nose j...

No. No, no, no, no, no,

Dear girl.

I need your help to find

The real rainbow monkeys.

Hmm.

Why do you want to find

The rainbow monkeys?

Uh, we want to give them

A residual check

For all the toys and dolls

We sold.

Really?

Okay!

How do you like that,

Simon?

Kuki's going to help us.

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Laughing ]

Silence, simon!

Uh, yes, sir.

There she is,

Simon, my boy...

Rainbow monkey island!

It's... It's...

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

All right, kuki,

Tell us where to find

The rainbow monkeys.

[ Sniffs ]

There!

Quick, follow that rainbow.

Let's go make some new

Friends, shall we?

[ Sniffing ]

Come on!

[ Sniffing ]

Wait.

[ Sniffing continues ]

Rainbow monkey!

[ Screeching ]

It's okay.

We're friendly.

Do you want to be friends?

[ Growls ]

[ Gasps ]

You're...

You're beautiful.

[ Chittering ]

Ew. Ew.

Wow!

[ Squeaking, chittering ]

[ Evil laughter ]

What's so funny?

You are.

Huh?

[ Rainbow monkeys screeching ]

[ Gasps ]

What's going on?

Stupid girl!

I didn't want to find

The rainbow monkeys

So I could give them

A residual check!

Of course, silly.

Cash is much better.

I'm not giving them cash.

What I'm gonna do is...

[ Laughs evilly ]

And then...

[ Whispering ]

And the monkeys

Are gonna be...

[ Gasps ]

Anything but that!

Yes, and I'm afraid

You'll be joining them.

Oh, but don't worry.

You can have this rainbow monkey

Doll to make you feel better.

Bye-bye, now, my dear.

No!

[ Rainbow monkeys hooting,

[ Screeching ]

I'm so sorry!

I got us into this mess,

But I promise...

[ Strained ]

I'll... Get...

Us... Out!

[ Groaning ]

[ Panting ]

It's no use.

Stupid rainbow monkey

Flying hat!

Hmm.

Hmm.

[ Evil laughter ]

Wait, wait, wait.

And then she says to me...

[ High-pitched voice ]

"Oh, you're giving them cash."

Just like that!

[ Groaning ]

Hurry up!

[ Laughing evilly ]

- You know, I just can't believe - how easy it was.

And soon, we'll take those

Monkeys,

- And we'll... - [ Whispering ]

And then...

[ Whispering ]

The other one.

[ Evil laughter ]

Who left the door open?

Hi, guys.

What's so funny?

[ Laughing ] kuki!

Well, I don't know how

You got out of your cage,

But you're going

Right back in...

Permanently!

I don't think my friends

Would like that.

[ Growling ]

[ Screeching ]

Oh, they're everywhere!

Get away! Aah! No!

Don't touch me!

Don't touch me, you...

Aah!

Help me, simon!

Aah!

Aah!

This really smarts! Aah!

No, no, no, no!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

- Ugh! - Ugh! Ugh!

Ohhh.

Ohhh. Ohhh.

Oh, I say.

Silence, simon!

Hey, where's numbuh 3?

She said she wanted to get some

New rainbow monkey stuff.

- Oh, those stupid - rainbow monkeys.

Doesn't she have

Every one ever...

[ Distant rumbling ]

Made?

Hey, guys,

Look what I got!

Uh... Never mind.



♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door

[ Electric guitar solo ]

♪ Kids next door

♪ Kids next door
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