WOMAN: Are you ready?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- Ok, I have a question.
- What's your question?
- What is the little red
thing inside green olives?
- Oh,
it's the olive's tongue.
- Eew!
Sick!
- You asked.
- What's up, peeps?
- Hey, what happened
to your arm?
- Oh, I cut it
really bad
when I was jumping
the fence behind the gym.
See?
- Aah!
BOYS: Oh!
That's--[gasping]
- God!
- Relax.
It's fake blood.
- Yes.
All over my french fries.
- Why are you walking around
spewing fake blood
out of your arm?
- Just testing out
some new scares
for this year's
haunted house.
- What haunted house?
- See, every Halloween,
the upper school does
a haunted house
for the lower school.
- And this year,
I'm in charge.
- We're in charge.
- Cool.
I love haunted houses.
- Me, too.
Can we help
you guys set it up?
- Yes, you can help us
set up the haunted house.
- Dude!
- Too late.
Chase said we could,
so ha!
- Ha!
- You've been ha'd.
- By girls.
- Whatever.
But this haunted house
is gonna be
majorly scary--
not girly scary.
- Hey, can I have
one of your french fries?
Mine are all covered
in Logan blood.
- Sure.
[speaking French]
- Um, I'm sorry.
We don't understand.
- I think they're foreign.
WOMAN: Oh! Ha ha ha!
There you are!
There you are!
[both speaking French]
- Who are they?
- This is Andre
and Monique Chambot.
- Hello.
- They're teachers
from a boarding school in France
here visiting PCA.
KIDS: Hey, nice to meet you.
- I've always wanted
to visit France.
- Yeah, you know,
we love your fries.
- Oh! Merci.
BOYS: No, no, no!
Don't eat that!
- Hey! I need
those monster heads in here now.
Let's go!
Double time.
- Hey.
- Hey, little D.
Hey, Jack.
Happy Halloween, man.
- Thanks.
Oooh, is this some
of the scary stuff
for the haunted house?
- Hey! Uh-uh.
Outta here.
- Why?
- 'Cause I don't
want you seeing
any of the haunted house stuff
till tonight.
So just take
your little roommate and go.
- Fine. Haunted houses
are stupid anyways.
- Yeah.
I've been to, like, 10 of them.
I've never been scared once.
- Really?
'Cause, uh...
this time...
I'm in charge
of the haunted house.
And it's not just gonna
make you scream.
It's gonna make you cry.
- Come on, man.
Why you gotta freak 'em out
like that?
Look, don't let him
get you all scared.
- Raaah!
BOYS: Aah!
- Raaah!
- Aah!
- Great.
That's a great costume.
Wow! Whoa!
- Hey, Mr. Bender.
- Hey.
- What do you think?
Know who I am?
- I believe I do.
Miss Marilyn Monroe!
- How 'bout me?
- Let's see.
Might you be looking for...
a yellow brick road?
- Yes.
See, I always wanted to be
Dorothy for Halloween,
but I want to be scary too,
and Dorothy's not scary,
so Zoey thought
of a great idea.
Look!
- Ha ha.
So you're Dorothy...
but with an axe
stuck in your back.
- Uh-huh.
Can't trust that Tin Man.
- Apparently.
- Hey, love your costume,
too.
- Yeah!
- My costume?
- Yeah.
The bowtie and the dorky shirt.
- You're a big nerd, right?
- Right.
I'm a big nerd.
- Well, we gotta go help
the guys
set up
the haunted house.
- Ok.
- Later!
- Bye.
- Come on, guys.
We gotta hurry.
It's gonna be dark
in 3 hours.
- Oh, my God!
- What?
- There's Tim!
Look at him.
Isn't he gorgeous?
Say he's gorgeous!
- He's gorgeous.
- I know!
And he's dressed up
as a mummy.
That is so creative.
I must make him love me.
- [growls]
- See, in the Wizard of Oz,
Dorothy was from Kansas,
and I'm from Kansas,
so this cannot be
a more perfect costume
for me, don't you think?
- O...k.
- Yeah. So what's
your favorite vegetable?
I like corn.
You a corn guy?
- Excuse us just for a sec.
- What?
- I think you're coming on
a little too strong.
- But I have to marry him.
- Ok, but you just need to--
- Blaah!
- Oh, hey, Chase.
- Hi, Chase.
- What--you weren't scared?
- Why would we be scared
of a magician?
- A magic--no, no, no.
I'm a vampire!
- Hey, Mr. Magic.
- I am a vampire!
You guys want to see
my receipt for the costume?
- No. I just need you
and your little girlfriends
to come give me a hand
in the tunnel of doom.
- Come on, let's go help him.
You can do a magic trick
for me later.
- I am not a magi--
bleeeh!
- Hey!
Cool haunted house!
- Yeah.
- Looks really scary--
Hey, you.
What's your name?
- I'm Tim.
- Well, Tim,
you should not be
in a mummy costume.
- Why not?
- 'Cause Mark's dressed
as a mummy.
- Who's Mark?
- I'm Mark.
- Why would you choose
a mummy costume
when you knew Mark was
going to be a mummy?
- How could I have known?
- I wrote about it
on my blog.
Now go change!
- Why should I go ch--
- Go!
- All right! Man!
- I'm really sorry
this happened.
- Whatever.
- [sighs]
Now...
let's finish
your head bandages.
Sit.
- All right.
- Ok, but why do I
have to wait for it?
But how come you--
ok, just tell me why--
ok, ok, fine.
I'll do it. Bye!
That Logan's always
ordering me around.
One of these days--
- [grunts]
Aah!
- Aah!
- Michael?
- Yeah, it's me!
Why are you screaming like that,
giving me
a heart att*ck?
- Sorry.
But you look really scary.
- Thanks.
Hey, you better go
get your costume on, man.
The haunted house starts
as soon as it gets dark.
- Yeah. Shouldn't you
be there setting up?
- No.
Logan's got me waiting
for some delivery truck
bringing more stuff.
- Oh, uh...
sorry I almost gave you
a heart att*ck.
- It's cool.
It's just my heart.
There.
It's goin' again.
- Ok. Close your mouth.
There we go.
Now, I'm using
a powerful super-adhesive glue
so these bandages
can't come off.
[Mark mumbles]
There. Done.
[Mark mumbling]
- Ooh, that's good.
You sound just like a mummy.
[Mark mumbling]
Oh, I got some glue
on my fingers.
Better go get
some solvent.
Be back in a sec.
[Mark mumbling]
- Man, it's hot in there.
- Yeah. And scary.
I think Logan's taking
this haunted house thing
way too seriously.
[Mark mumbling]
Ooh, there's Tim.
- Yeah. He finished
putting on his mummy bandages.
- How cute is that? Hi, Tim!
- [mumbling emphatically]
What?
- [mumbles, groans]
- Where's he going?
- [groans]
- I don't know.
Why don't I go find out?
Wish me luck.
- Luck.
- Tim!
Tim!
[honk]
- Where's that delivery truck?
[speaking French]
- Uh...hi.
What's up?
- Uh...uh...uh...
'ospital?
- Hospital?
- Hospital?
- Oui. Oui. Oui.
- Oh, no!
See, I'm fine.
I'm not hurt.
It's just a costume.
Halloween.
- Yes, yes.
Hospital.
- Oui, oui. Hospital.
- No! No! Halloween!
I'm not hurt!
[overlapping argument]
Help! Help!
- Yes, yes, we help.
[yelling in French]
- Tim!
Hey!
Here I am!
- [mumbling]
- Tim!
I've been chasing you
for, like, a half an hour,
yelling your name.
You didn't hear me?
[Mark grunting]
What?
Oh, you want to kiss me?
[Mark groans]
Tim!
Are you all right?
- [grunting]
Uhh!
- Ok, wait there.
I'll find a way
to get down there
and help you.
- Uhh!
Uhh!
[howling]
[birds screeching]
- And now...
your nightmare begins!
[eerie groaning]
You are about to enter
the most evil place on Earth.
- Bleehh!
- Hey, Chase.
- Hey.
- Dude, you're ruining
my haunted house.
- I'm scaring the children.
- You a magician?
- No, I'm a vampire.
- Zoey, will you please
make him be quiet?
- Come with me.
- You think I look
like a vampire, right?
- Yes, you're very scary.
- I know.
[whispers] I'm scary.
- Now...
walk this way and enter
the tunnel of doom!
[howling]
[thunder]
[screams]
- Um...
is there
someplace else we can enter?
- Why?
Scared?
[eerie groaning]
- No.
- Good.
This way, then.
[screaming]
Boo!
- Don't you scare them
too much.
- Relax.
[thunder, screeching]
- Ok.
This is a little scary.
VOICE: Jack.
Jack.
Jack!
Jack!
- Ok, that's a lot scary.
Why is that creepy voice
saying my name?
VOICE: [echoing] Jack!
- It's just Logan
messing with you.
VOICE: Jack.
Jack.
[screaming]
[thunder]
VOICE: Jack!
[screaming]
- Let's get out of here!
[kids screaming]
- Are you trying
to scare them to death?
- Yeah, pretty much.
- Turn on the lights right now!
- No!
- Yes!
- Zoey!
- It's ok, Dustin.
- No!
I can't find Jack!
- What do you mean?
- He was right beside me
just a minute ago.
Where'd he go?
- Logan?
- He's probably still
in the tunnel.
- No, he's not.
Tunnel's empty.
- What?
I didn't do anything
to the kid.
- Then where is he?
[thunder]
[evil laughter]
[howling]
- Jack!
- Jack?
- Jack!
- Hey, Jack!
- Where's Jack?
- Where is that kid?
- I don't know, but this is
getting a little weird.
- A little weird?
Dustin's roommate is missing.
That's worse
than a little weird.
- I'm gonna look
in the tunnel.
- He's not in there.
- Well,
that's the last place he was,
and somebody's gotta
find him.
- Dustin, come back here.
- Just let him look.
It can't hurt.
- Well, I don't want him
to disappear, too.
- Look, there's no way
a little kid could
just disappear
in that tunnel.
- Unless someone
made him disappear.
- What?
- Is this your idea
of a funny prank?
- 'Cause if it is,
you're taking it way too far.
- Oh, come on!
- You come on.
- Where's Jack?
- Look, if I'm lying,
then--
- Then what?
- Then I hope I wake up
tomorrow not great-looking.
- He's telling the truth.
- Totally telling the truth.
[Dustin panting]
[thunder]
Dustin, what is that?
[evil laugh]
What are you holding?!
- It's...
it's the hat Jack was wearing.
[voice cackles]
- Mark!
Mark!
Mark!
Mark!
Have you seen a mummy?
- Uh, sorry.
- That's not helpful.
Mark!
- I'm not injured.
It's Halloween!
Oh, man!
[both shouting in French]
- Ok.
How could Jack
have lost his hat?
- I keep telling you,
I don't know!
- You designed
this haunted house.
- So where's Jack?
- Look, I promise you
we'll find him.
[evil laugh]
ALL: Aaaahhh!
- What happened
to the lights?
- I'm scared!
- Just wait, wait, wait.
Here.
[sighs]
It's ok.
- Did you turn off
the power?
- No!
- He couldn't have.
He was standing
right next to me.
- Ok, you know what?
A kid's missing,
the power's out.
I'm gonna go get Dean Rivers.
- I'm on board with that.
- It's locked.
- What do you mean?
- What do you mean,
what do I mean?
I said the door's locked.
How many definitions
of "locked" are there?
- Ok, just calm down.
JACK: Help me.
- Look!
- Help me.
- It's Jack!
- Help me.
- Dude, where are you?
- Aah!
KIDS: Aah!
BOTH: Aah!
- What's happening?!
- Lost them.
Good.
Crazy French people.
Oh, man!
- Mmm.
The Blix.
[music playing]
- We gotta get out of here.
- Why don't they have
phones in basements?
- We gotta find Jack.
- Look, tell us
the last thing that happened
before he disappeared.
- Well,
we're in the tunnel
and we heard somebody calling
his name in a whisper...
like,
"Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack,
Jack, Jack, Jack.
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack,
Jack, Jack, Jack."
- Well, who was calling
his name?
- I don't know.
- Ok, so you were
in the tunnel and--
VOICE: [echoing]
Dustin.
Dustin.
Dustin.
[evil laugh]
- Zoey!
It's gonna get me!
- No, it's not.
- What are those lights?
[thunder]
[screams]
- Ok, that was freaky.
- Yeah.
- Wait, where's Dustin?
- Oh, man.
Dustin!
- Dustin!
- Look, no, I do not need
to go to the hospital.
I don't know what you guys
are saying,
but y'all are really starting
to get on my nerves.
- [grunting]
- Aah!
[all screaming]
- Oh, the att*ck of King Tut!
Here he comes.
- [grunting]
- I don't know who you are,
but I love you and your costume.
- [grunting]
- Oh, Tim.
- [groans]
- There you are.
I thought you were hurt.
Why'd you keep running from me?
[Mark grunting]
- 'Sup, Tim?
See you later, Tim.
- Where you going?
- Back to my room
so I can throw
my French book
in the garbage.
- So, Tim,
looks like we're alone.
Perfect time
for that kiss.
- [grunting]
- Here, let's get
this tape off of your mouth.
- Uhh! Uhh!
- Wow,
it's really on there.
- Uhh!
Uhh!
- There you are.
- Quinn, not right now.
- What were you doing?
- Trying to get
the bandages off his mouth.
- You can't do that
without a special solvent.
Move.
- [groaning]
[groans]
[gasping]
- There.
- Mark?!
Mark?!
- Where have you been
for the past 3 hours?
- Running away from her.
- Why?
- She was trying to kiss me.
- Ok, Quinn, now.
Wait a minute.
- You were trying
to kiss my sweetheart?
- Yeah, but, well, see, I--
- You are dead meat, woman!
- Aah!
- Come back here
and face my wrath!
- Aah!
Aah!
- I hate Halloween.
- Zoey, come on.
It's ok.
- It's not ok.
My little brother
and his roommate
are missing.
- She's right, man.
This is bad.
This is like bad bad.
[thunder]
- Oh, the lights.
VOICE: Logan.
Logan.
- Oh, my God!
VOICE: Logan...
- Leave me alone!
- Look out, man!
Don't let it get you!
- No way.
I'm getting out of here.
[evil laugh]
[grunts]
- Dude, the door's locked!
- [grunts]
VOICE: Logan!
[screams]
- Aah! Help!
- They're gonna get you!
You got 5 seconds left, man!
Run! Run! Run!
- Go!
LOGAN: Help me!
- Well, he's gone.
- Turn on the lights.
[kids cheering]
- What happened?
- Did he fall for it?
- Totally.
- Yeah.
I think he may have had
a stroke.
BOTH: Yeah!
- That's what he gets
for trying to scare us.
- Yeah.
DUSTIN: Do you think
he learned his lesson?
- Logan?
- I doubt it.
- Well, come on,
it's Halloween.
Let's party it up!
[cheering]
[music playing]
♪ ♪
WOMAN:
♪ Yeah, yeah, you ♪
♪ I just gotta let it loose ♪
♪ Don't walk away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[ding]
MAN: Mmm.
ZOEY: You're a big nerd, right?
[electric buzzing]
02x04 - Haunted House
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Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.
Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.