WOMAN: Are you ready?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
MAN: ♪ You can't get
around it ♪
♪ Never get over it ♪
♪ Just get through it ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Can't turn the clock back ♪
♪ Or rewrite history
and undo it ♪
♪ ♪
♪ It's not what you wanted ♪
♪ Or what you meant ♪
♪ But it was no accident ♪
- So Zoey just walked
right in?
- Right in.
- Well, she should have
knocked first.
- Yeah, that would
have been nice.
- And you're sure Zoey saw you
and Rebecca mid-kiss?
- Oh, yeah, they were kissing.
- Are you a thousand percent
sure they were kissing?
- Either that
or Chase was trying
to suck the teeth out
of her mouth.
- So you just stopped kissing,
looked up, and there was Zoey
standing right there
in the doorway?
- Yep.
- Whew.
Harsh.
- Yeah, it wasn't the most
comfortable moment of my life.
- So what did you say?
- He said, "This is Rebecca,
my girlfriend."
- You're sure he said
"girlfriend"?
- 'Cause maybe you
misunderstood.
Maybe he said "grill friend."
- "Grill friend"?
- Yeah.
You know, maybe they just cook
things together outdoors.
- How did you meet this girl?
- Well, uh, she's
from my hometown.
Her mom and my mom work
in the same office
so that's how she heard
about PCA.
- Okay.
- So Rebecca's mom asked my mom
if I'd go out to lunch with her
and, you know,
tell her what it's like going
to school here.
After a while, you know, we
started calling each other,
text messaging, and then we just
started going out.
- I don't like her.
- What's to like?
- You guys don't even know her.
- We don't have to know her.
- You're our friend so we can
just automatically hate her.
- Look, I appreciate
your pointless hatred
of Chase's girlfriend,
but it's really not necessary.
- Oh, so you're okay with Chase
having a girlfriend?
- Sure, why wouldn't I be?
- Man, can you get that ball
in the basket once?
Just once?
- It's not that easy.
You try.
Jerk.
- So talk to me.
- About?
- Come on, man.
Last year,
a week before summer vacation,
you sent Zoey a text message
saying you love her.
And now after summer,
you show up to school
with a new girlfriend.
Talk.
- [sighs]
Okay, look.
You know how they say
some things happen for a reason?
- I've heard that said.
- Well, I think
there's a reason
why Zoey didn't get
that text message.
I think it was something--
I don't know, Karma,
the universe, the Lord,
the Force--
something was trying to tell me
that Zoey and I are meant
to be really good friends,
and that's all.
- You sure on that?
- Yeah, I mean,
look at it like this.
A guy's going to have a lot of
girlfriends in his life, right?
- That is certainly
my intention.
- Well, I don't want Zoey
to be just another one
of those girls that I date
for a few months,
or even a few years,
and then it's over.
I want Zoey to be my best friend
for a really long time.
You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah. I know--I know
what you're saying.
I-I just thought that, you know,
I was your best friend,
but--but if I've been replaced
by Zoey, then--
- Zoey's my girl best friend.
You're still number one, man.
- That's all I wanted to hear.
- You're such an idiot.
- Ah, thank you.
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
- Um, you do know the ball's
supposed to go
into the basket, right?
[laughter]
[whistle blows]
- All right, that's it
for today, people!
Hit the showers!
Reese.
- Yeah, what's up, Coach?
- What's the matter with you?
- I'm just in a slump.
I'll get over it.
- You better, or else
I'll sit you out next game!
- What?
Oh, come on, Coach.
- I got no time
for your whining, Reese!
I'm going to get me
some suh-shi.
- It's pronounced sushi.
- I say suh-shi!
♪ ♪
[scooter horn honks]
♪ ♪
- Why can't I make
free throws anymore?
- Um, maybe because
you're not good at 'em.
[light laughter]
- You know, I could help you
with your free throws.
- Ha ha.
- What?
- I've seen you try to play
basketball.
- Yeah, and I was embarrassed.
So I did some research,
and I realized
making free throws, it's just
basic geometry and physics.
- Yeah, you should let her
help you.
- I am not going to let Quinn
help me with my free throws.
- Why not?
- 'Cause Quinn's a spaz.
CHILDREN: [chanting]
Quinn is a spaz.
Quinn is a spaz.
Quinn is a spaz.
Quinn is a spaz.
Quinn is a spaz.
Quinn is...
- I am not a spaz!
- Quinn is a spaz.
Quinn is a spaz.
- I am not a spaz.
- What's up, boys and girls?
- Hi.
- Hey. Hey.
- Aren't you going introduce us
to your new girlfriend?
- You know, that's exactly
what I was about to do.
Uh, people, this is Rebecca.
Rebecca, this is--
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Let me see if I can do this.
Lola, Quinn, Michael,
Logan, and, uh, Zoey.
We already kind of met.
- Yeah, sorry for barging in
like that.
- Oh, it's totally cool.
- Uh...
so you guys know the cartoon
me and Michael do
for our webcast?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, Chase and Michael.
- All right,
well, um, check this out.
This morning, I submitted our
newest one to toonjuice.com.
- Wow.
- Come on, man.
That site gets, like,
a billion submissions a day.
They're not going to accept
our cartoon.
- Oh, yeah?
Then why did I get an email
from the guy who runs the site,
saying he thought our toon
was really good?
- No way.
So wait.
You're saying that
our toon is going to be
on toonjuice.com?
- Well, he didn't say that,
but he did say that there
was a possibility.
- Wow.
- Oh, my God.
- That's awesome, guys.
- What's the big deal
about Toonjuice?
- Dude, at least three toons
that got on that site
were made into TV shows.
- All right, all right.
Calm down.
I mean, we haven't gotten
accepted yet.
- Oh, but you guys
definitely will.
Your stuff is awesome.
- Aw.
Who's nice?
- Aw.
- [gags]
- So, Lola, have you ever
thought about being a model?
- Um, well, no.
I'm more into acting.
- Oh, well, that works too.
- What do you mean?
- Well, it's just you're just
so pretty.
I mean, actually
all three of you girls are.
Must be something
in the water here at PCA.
I better start drinking it.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- [groans]
- Toss it here.
- Sure.
You sure you don't want me to
help you with your free throws?
- One lucky sh*t
doesn't impress me.
Please help me.
- Sure.
Come along.
- Where we going?
- You want to ask me questions,
or you want learn to make
free throws?
- All right.
I'll bring the balls.
- You won't need those balls
for a while.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
- [groans]
I'm going to go do
some laundry.
- Hey, toss this T-shirt in?
- Right here, baby.
- You guys busy?
- Nope.
- Hey, Rebecca.
Come on in.
- Wow, awesome room.
- Oh, thanks.
- You paint that?
- [scoffs]
I wish.
No, my dad got that for me
when he was in Vancouver.
- Oh.
- Hey, did Chase hear from that
guy at Toonjuice yet?
- No, not yet.
But I know they're going
to say yes.
Chase and Michael
are so talented.
- I know, their toons rock.
- Yeah.
Anyways, um, speaking of Chase,
I hear you guys
are really close friends.
- Oh, yeah, Chase is, like,
the best guy friend
I've ever had.
- Yeah, well, not anymore.
- What do you mean?
- Stay away from Chase.
- What?
- Did I stutter?
I said stay away from him.
We clear? Good.
- [scoffs]
Okay, listen--
- No, I'm talking,
you're listening.
You've been at PCA with Chase
for two years.
You had your chance.
- Uh, look, I don't know
who you think you are, but--
- I think I'm Chase's
girlfriend, and you're not.
So leave him alone
and stay out of my way.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
- [scoffs]
I don't understand.
What happened?
- Rebecca told Zoey
to stay away from Chase.
- Get out.
- I'm serious.
- I don't believe it.
I mean, she seems so nice.
- Yeah, so do panda bears
till they slice you open
with their claws
and eat your guts.
- Do pandas really do that?
- Yes.
- But they're so cute.
- So is Rebecca,
but that didn't stop her
from coming in here and
basically threatening my life.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, she threatened you?
Okay, that's all
I needed to hear.
[device whirring, beeping]
I'll be back in 10 minutes.
- No, no, no, no, no.
Just put it down.
- Okay, what did Rebecca
say exactly?
- I don't know--something like,
I better leave Chase alone
and stay out of her way.
- Ugh, that's so nervy.
- I know.
[sighs]
What am I going to do?
[device beeping, whirs]
Put it down.
♪ ♪
- Okay, I thought you were going
to help me with my free throws.
- This is helping you
with your free throws.
Now, try and catch the chicken.
- Why?
- It's an old trick.
It's how they
used to train boxers
to teach them balance
and agility.
- Is that a real chicken?
- It was a real chicken.
- Okay.
I'll catch the chicken.
♪ ♪
- Whoops.
You lack balance and agility.
♪ ♪
You're getting close.
You're almost there.
Quick, sneak up on him.
Serpentine, serpentine.
- What?
- Squiggle back and forth.
♪ ♪
- [lisping] No, I wanted to work
at my dad's lumber company,
but he says I'm not his
"cup of tea."
So, I basically spent my summer
vacation building this.
- What is it?
- It's a scale model
of my dream house,
made only out of cotton swabs
and white glue.
[scoffs]
- Rebecca!
Rebecca.
Oh.
- [screams]
- I am so--
Oh, here's some--
Here, here's your roof
and your walls and--
Oh, uh...
here's, uh--
here's some more pieces and--
- [panting]
- And...
Call me.
Rebecca!
Zoey.
Have you seen Rebecca?
- No, but, uh, listen,
we need to talk.
- You know the cartoon
me and Michael made?
- Yeah.
- Toonjuice said yes.
- No way!
- Yeah, it's going up
on their site next Monday.
- Oh, my God, that's so great.
- Thanks.
What's wrong?
- Uh, uh, nothing.
- Okay, I got to go tell
Rebecca.
Oh!
Oh, I am so--
Oh.
Here, here.
Call me.
Rebecca!
- Why do I even have dreams?
[crying]
♪ ♪
- Okay.
This is a tennis-ball cannon.
- I know what that is.
What's the point of this?
- It's going to teach you
hand-eye coordination.
- Why do I have to--
- Just catch the balls.
♪ ♪
Good.
Now keep doing that.
♪ ♪
It's not that difficult!
You can do better than that,
come on!
- [groans]
♪ ♪
- There you are.
- [giggles] Here I am.
- You said you were going
to be in the lounge.
- I was just on my way.
What's up?
- Come here.
Come here. Come on.
- [giggles]
Where are you taking me?
- Guess what.
My cartoon got accepted
by toonjuice.com.
- Your cartoon got accepted
by toonjuice.com.
I told you it would!
Oh, that is the most awesome--
[sniffs]
Why do you smell like perfume?
- Huh?
Oh, it's probably from Zoey.
I just told her,
and she hugged me.
Can you believe my cartoon
got accepted by--
- Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
You told Zoey before you
told me?
- W-w-what?
Is that bad?
- You need to do this.
LOGAN:
This makes no sense at all.
- It makes perfect sense.
See, part of what makes players
miss free throws
is that people are watching,
which makes them nervous.
LOGAN:
So?
- So, if you can force yourself
to walk around the PCA campus
like this,
nothing could ever make you
feel nervous
in front of people again.
Trust me.
[Logan groans]
Okay.
♪ ♪
- There.
Now...
let's take a walk.
♪ ♪
Hey, guys.
- No, don't talk to them.
[girls laughing,
boy whistles]
I will hurt you.
- Nice out, right?
- It's not nice out.
- I think we're going to go
for some ice cream.
Anyone want to join us?
- I don't like ice cream!
- I can't believe
you told Zoey first.
- Well, I was looking for you.
You said you'd be in the lounge,
where you weren't,
but I went there, and I just
happened to run into Zoey.
- And you just had to tell her
your big news
before you told me,
your girlfriend?
- Look, I think you're making
way too big a deal out of this.
I mean, if you--
- I don't want you talking
to Zoey anymore.
- What?
- Ever again.
- Becca?
- Hey.
Did you tell Rebecca about--
- You think you can tell me
who I can and can't talk to?
- You heard what I said.
- Wow.
Look at that tree over there.
- I can't believe you.
- [scoffs]
Look, Chase,
I talked to some people
around here.
I know you used to like Zoey.
Is that true or not?
- I'm over it.
- Good, because
I'm your girlfriend now.
And you can't be all buddy-buddy
with a girl that you used
to like.
- [sighs]
I--
- Go tell Zoey you can't
be friends with her anymore.
♪ ♪
- This isn't working.
- Yeah, you're right.
- And I've done
everything you said.
I chased a chicken.
I got pelted by tennis balls,
and I wore this stupid dress
all over campus!
[grunts]
- Okay.
Try tucking your elbow in
tighter when you sh**t the ball.
- Elbow?
- Mm.
Hey.
The elbow thing works.
♪ ♪
- Yep.
Actually, that was
your only problem--
just the elbow.
- Awesome.
Wait a minute.
Then--then why did you
make me do
all that ridiculous stuff?
- Because you called me
a "spaz."
- Huh?
- I don't like being called
a spaz.
Never did, even as a child.
I hope you learned
a little lesson here.
- You made--
But--How--
[growls]
You little--
- [laughing]
WOMAN: ♪ Tell me what's on
your mind ♪
♪ Time, your mind ♪
♪ Time ♪
♪ All that's come between us ♪
♪ Make up your mind ♪
♪ Time, tonight ♪
♪ Time ♪
♪ ♪
- Oh, hey, Chase.
- Can I talk to you?
- Um, I'm not sure
if that's the best--
- I need to talk to you.
Rebecca has a big problem
with you and me being friends.
- I know.
- She said--
You know?
- She came to my room and told
me to stay away from you.
- Yeah, she sort of said
the same thing to me today.
- Did you explain to her
we're just friends?
- Yeah.
- And she said...?
- That if I want her to be
my girlfriend
that I can't--
I can't hang out with you
anymore or talk to you.
- [sighs]
Okay.
I get it.
Look, the most important thing
to me
is that--is that you're happy.
- Me too.
So I dumped her.
♪ ♪
Uh-huh, dumped.
As in, "see ya."
- Oh, my God.
Was she really upset?
- Uh-huh.
- [chuckles]
Good, that little skunk bag.
- Zoey Brooks, such language.
- Well, she was horrible.
- Yeah.
I kind of figured that out.
[chuckles]
Can I have a grape?
- One.
So, question...
- Ask me.
- Doesn't it bug you that
people think guys and girls
can't just be friends?
- Yeah, people are dumb.
So, hey, can we make a pact?
Next time I get a girlfriend
or you get a boyfriend,
can we promise each other
to never let it affect
our friendship?
- Promise.
- Promise.
- Oh, and one more thing--
- Yes?
Ow!
What up with the v*olence?
- That was for scaring me.
You made me think you were going
to stop being my friend.
- I told you I dumped her.
- Well, you should have started
with that.
- Ah, you could put an eye out.
- That's the goal.
- Oh, you've done it now.
The grape w*r is on.
- Bring it.
- You have a pretty good arm.
- You throw like a girl.
- Better than being one.
Ow, that's my chest plate.
Hey, look--
Ow.
Ow.
You better run.
WOMAN: ♪ Yeah, yeah, you ♪
♪ Just gotta let it loose ♪
♪ If you want to play,
come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[bell dings]
MAN: Mmm.
QUINN: You won't need
those balls for a while.
03x02 - Chase's Girlfriend
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Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.
Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.