Come on, please. Come on
quickly. Come on, stop.
What are we doing here, Penelope? Looking
for Amanda? I want a sandwich.
We all want things. Please.
Very well. I'll go fetch you a sandwich.
Wait here. Hi,
hi. You are. You are
Amanda. Penelope.
Hi. What's your name? Preston.
Hi, Preston. It's nice to meet you.
Can I get a picture with you?Of
course. Amanda. Hey, would you mind
taking a picture of me and my friend
Preston here? Happy to.
There you go. Thanks, Amanda. Hey, do you
want to come hang out backstage? I would,
but I'm waiting for my sister to bring me
a sandwich. Oh, well,
here's a sandwich. Thanks,
Amanda. Amanda, I really got to get you
into makeup. Oh, OK Well, see you around.
Yeah, All right. Preston here. Where did
you get that sandwich, please? Amanda
gave it to me. Well, that was very what I
just took a picture of. Me
too.
Penelope penalty. Are
you OK?
Please.
Mine is a man and I've got my father's
credit card.
Thank you guys. I am in a great mood
today because you guys are an amazing
audience and we have so many great
sketches to do and just.
Hey. Can
I help you?
Where are all these people?
This is this is ATV show that that's the
audience. So
we're we're on my television. Uh-huh.
Is there something I can help you with?
Oh, OK, so someone here ordered a pizza.
Oh, do you know who?
Is this really ATV show?
Sorry man, I ordered the pizza. Here you
go. Excuse me? You
see, Mom, I'm on TV.
I'm not nothing.
Oh man, I ordered. Thin crust.
This is thick.
Bummer. Now what am I going to do? I'm
allergic to thick crust.
Here, come with me. Back in a SEC.
Where are we going? Follow me.
Hey, Barney. It's coming.
Hey Barney, it's me.
Oh, hey, Amanda. How you doing?
Hey, Steve Drake, All right.
I'm allergic to thick crust. Me too.
That's why I wanted thick crust. Can
you help us? We're glad to.
See how this baby looks?
Great. Let me have it.
Don't worry, sorry.
Open the door, stick around.
We'll be back in a second and this stuff.
This party is great, but my big toe is
so boring. My big toe is boring
too. It doesn't have to be.
What can we do?
Look, my beautiful big toe.
My big toe is a ballerina.
My Victoza rock star.
Come on, big toe. My
big toe is a welder.
Awesome.
Totally say girls, what you doing?
Hey,
what's going on here?
Perfect. My big toe's a fairy Princess.
My beautiful big toe comes with some of
what you see here.
This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.
When you have a beef, don't take the law
into your own hands. Take it to Judge
Trudy, OK?
Get vertical. All right. Very
good. I am judged,
Trudy, you're a judge. You're just a kid.
And you fold the pen to be very
itchy. We know what's with all
description. Our son there put itching
powder in all of our clothes. Yeah.
Keep it in our socks and underpants.
See. It was funny. It sounds funny to
me. Now I see here that your
parents punished you by taking the TV out
of your room.
I do
not allow potatoes to be thrown in
my courtroom.
However, squash is acceptable.
Squash.
Mr. Holland, I I see here that, you know,
I find your constant scratching very
distracting. I'm hereby order you to
stop. We can't stop.
Bailiff, please handcuff Mr. and Mrs.
Ichima Scratch.
Then he's distracting his hand behind
your back.
Right here, by fighting in favor of the
plaintiff, Lewis Holland and I ordered
YouTube to put a brand new 35 inch TV
in this boy's room. Don't do
that, silent itchy people. Furthermore,
I sentence you two to play dodgeball with
three bitter Marines. Like
dodgeball, we're handcuffed. You should
have thought of that before you itched.
Let the games begin.
The litigants for our next case are
entering the courtroom. I wish I'd gone
to college. Nikki
Papadopoulos tell the court why you're
here. Well, I like to play my stereo
really loud, and my mom asked me to turn
it down a little.
Is this true, Missus Papadopoulos?
What I say Is it
true that she has his son? He had to turn
down his stereo. What?
Little help here come get help.
Yeah, it's crazy. Why don't you know if
you're trying to turn down this? There
you go.
Answer the question what?
Answer the question.
Yes. Yes. I asked him to turn down his
stereo. He plays it so loud he was
damaging my hearing. Be
quiet. What?
Be quiet.
I don't have to take this. I am Helen
Papadopoulos. I'll pop your
doppelis.
Look all, I'm sending
what?Bang, bang,
bang, which means hush.
Adopoulos what?
To carry a very old woman piggyback for
the next three years.
What? Dismissed. Bring me the dance
lobsters.
Thanks. Thank you, guys. All right, In
the past few weeks on The Amanda Show,
we've shown you 2 episodes of a new show
called Moody's Point.
What are things? So now we're going to
take a look at a brand new episode where
Moody tries out for ATV commercial and
well, you'll see what happens. OK, here
we go. Everybody Moody's Point.
Good morning, Dad. Good morning, Moody.
I've got your breakfast already.
Ribs from a
pig. I don't think I
can eat. Too nervous. Oh, that pig
is good and dead. Honey, he can't hurt
you now. No, I'm nervous because they're
sh**ting ATV commercial at my school and
I'm auditioning for the lead girl. Oh,
yes, your mother was a
wonderful actress before she
disappeared in that hot air balloon.
You think I could be a good actress like
Mom was?Your mother was an actress.
That's what I've heard. Well,
just remember, Moody, that acting is a
lot like taking a shower. Just use plenty
of soaps and shampoos and you'll be fine
as long as you take off your socks and
dance the 50 do.
More ribs, I'm fine.
That I could not see you doesn't matter.
That I could not see
you. Can you look?
All right, I have some better. Let's
sh**t. Not need you. It doesn't matter
that doesn't matter that I could not see
you.
Yeah, just be honest.
Does my breath smell fresh? No.
Here, try using Gargasol. It'll make your
mouth feel like a carnival. Hey, guys.
Hey, Spalding. Hey, Moody. I was just
rehearsing my lines with Bree. She's not
good. I'm not even auditioning.
Are you saying I'm fat?
OK, kids, everybody take a seat and we'll
start the auditions, OK? All right.
Spalding, I just want to tell you I could
never have the courage to audition for
this commercial without you being here.
Hey, I'm nervous about auditioning too.
Come on, you're the best actor in school.
You know you'll get the part. I just hope
I get through the audition without
freaking out. I'm sure you'll do great.
Ow, sorry.
Jeff, be honest. Does my breath smell
fresh?
Here, try using Gargasol. It'll
make your mouth feel like a carnival.
How's my breath now?
Cool. Let's get closer.
What's the matter?
Moody, we got the parts, both of us.
Me too. I guess missies audition
wasn't as good as she thought. No, it was
OK. But she had this bizarre allergic
reaction to the mouthwash. Allergic
reaction. Come on, go go, go get
the car.
OK, places actors into
positions. Don't be so
nervous. I'm just so glad you got the guy
parting this. There's no way I could do
this without you.
Hey, we'll be great together. Watch out
for this cable.
Spalding. Oh my God, do you think you're
gonna hang?There's no
way I could do this without you.
Calling my mom. We're here.
Mom, I wonder what you tell me.
Modi, Get Me Out of this
balloon. I'm freezing.
Brody.
Moody's point, We'll be right back.
And now back to Moody's point.
Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine. This kid can't do this. I can't
do it without him. I can do it. I can do
it. Just just give me some air,
OK? Let's give this another sh*t.
Let's go.
Action. Just be honest,
does my breath smell fresh?No.
Try using Gargasol. It'll make you
young.
Cut action.
Jeff, be honest. Does my breath smell
fresh?
Mouth. Mouthwash.
Moth. Moths no
more moth so.
Too many noodles.
The love of concussions? Cut Get
this kit to a doctor.
Let's go booty.
Don't worry. We'll get you another
leading man. No, I can't do it without
Spalding. Sure you can. No, I can't.
You can. I can. You can. I can't.
OK, what if we get that guy?
I can do it. Hey, kid.
Can you act? Can I not act?
OK, let's sh**t a commercial.
Is it gonna be OK? It'll be just fine.
You must see some pretty horrible
injuries. Yeah, I've seen some disgusting
stuff. Motorcycle accidents, shark
att*cks. But I'm a paramedic. We're
trained to handle anything.
Oh my.
Bree, is Moody going to be OK without
me? Yeah, they replaced you.
With sternum. Sternum.
No.
How's my breath now?Cool.
Let's get closer. Please.
No, I
can do the commercials.
Cut.
I wish children didn't exist.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Goodbye. Yeah, that was so
pointless.
Thank you. OK, I had such a
great time doing the show tonight,
Amanda. Yeah, yeah. I was hoping I
can get an autograph. Oh, sure. After the
show. I would love to do an autograph.
Hi. Just make it out to David. Oh, do you
have any paper?Oh no. Oh, here.
Just use my head.
OK.
Two days,
right? From your good friend Amanda.
From your
good friend Amanda, Yeah.
And now, right, David, you're a great
guy. David, you're
a great guy. Yeah, And
if I have the time, I'd like to take you
out to lunch and pay for it myself. And
if I have the
time, I'd like to.
I, I what's what's the matter? I I ran
out of head. Oh, well, you know what?
That's OK. This is great. Thanks. Oh, no
problem, David. Oh, I'm not David. This
is for my friend.
OK, nothing weird about that.
Well, that's our show. I got to go
dissect the puppet. See.
Amanda, please.
02x08 - Episode 8
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A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).
A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).