[ghostly vocalizing]
[rap b*at playing]
[hard rock playing]
[screaming]
Yes, load it up!
Fire!
[all exclaiming]
[Hank] "The Monstroso Serioso
is a living,
self-updating record
of all of monster history,
from the dawn of time
'til now."
And now.
And now...
[hisses]
I can't believe Aunt Lydia
trusts me enough
to guard the Monstroso Serioso
while everyone's watching the
anniver-scary fireworks show.
Is it really trust, though?
I mean, the snake
won't let us get near it.
Ten to one she's keeping you
inside so you can't
wreck the fireworks.
Hey! That's probably true.
[sighs] It doesn't matter
why we get to be alone
with the Monstroso,
just that we do.
Look at it.
It's pulsing with romance.
And prehistoric monsters,
up top!
[growling]
It's the coolest book ever.
My favorite part is--
[all] The Vampire versus
Human Battle for Peace.
It's a scary story
with a feel-bad ending,
it happened right here
in your home,
and the heroes
are vampires.
You're right,
the Battle's the best.
I just wish we knew
more about it.
The book just says
two humans and two vamps fought
in a test
of stamina and focus.
Vamps won, peace ruled.
Boom drac-alacka.
Welcome back
to K.H.U.M.A.N. Radio,
where we're interviewing
the infamous author,
Kitty Cartwright.
Kitty, you've written
so many books about monsters.
Our listeners
are dying to know,
do you ever worry about
sounding, well, how can I
put this, nutty?
[scoffs] Never!
I'm a truth teller.
I should be celebrated
for trying to save humankind.
The world's monster problem
is out of contr--
-[rumbling]
-[screams]
Will you be quiet!
Okay.
Sorry, my neighbors
are the worst.
Trust me, I'm the most rational
person you will ever--
[grunts angrily]
Right.
Thanks for talking to us.
It's been a real eye-opener,
really has.
Hello? Hello?
[grunts]
Trying to promote a book here!
Donald! We're going to be late!
-[toilet flushes]
-[Donald] Ready in a jiff!
Tennis anyone? [chuckles]
Sorry.
How'd the interview go?
Terrible,
thanks to that cannon.
Ah. It'll be nice for you
to get away from the noise
for a while, Kitty cakes.
[thudding]
-[tires screeching]
-[both exclaiming]
[Kitty screams]
[engine pops]
I want to see the manager!
[screams] Human!
What is she doing here?
[whimpers] I'll get rid of her.
She'll ruin the whole
anniver-scary vibe.
Hi, I'm the manager, sorta.
Huh. Feels good to say.
Can I help you somehow?
And quickly?
Stop f*ring
that infernal cannon!
Oh, sorry, can't!
We're celebrating the most
cherished book of monster
history ever written.
The Monstroso Serioso!
Terrible title.
Still, kind of a big deal.
-[growls]
-[hisses]
You're not the only one
promoting a book.
My latest is a big deal, too!
"The Awful History of
Monsters Volume 3"?
It documents
all the worst things monsters
have ever done to humans.
Cute.
But the truth
is in the Monstroso.
You can't rewrite history.
[chuckles] Is that a dare?
[ringtone plays]
[hisses]
[all gasp]
[Hank] Mavis!
[Donald on cell phone] Kitty?
Kitty!
Can I change
the radio station, please?
[Kitty on voicemail]
You've reached the voicemail
of the Kitty Cartwright.
-Lucky you!
-[dial tone]
[sighs] I'll just wait.
Excuse me, how long
do your celebrations last?
Uh... A week, maybe two?
Two weeks? I've got
three more interviews tomorrow!
-That's great. Okay, bye-bye!
-[screams]
[grunts] All right, that's it.
I'm calling the police!
Unless...
-[Hank] Hello, hi!
-[screams]
[all yelling]
[Mavis] Hey, you!
Come back here!
[Mavis grunts]
[all groaning]
This is how you
rewrite history. [chuckles]
Ha! Kitty, you slay!
What?
[groaning continues]
Oh, yeah?
Fine. [grunting]
Come on. [grunts]
Somebody help us!
-[Kitty screaming]
-[all gasp]
[belches]
Do you have any idea
what this means?
-Nope.
-Not really.
Is it robots?
Okay, I don't know either,
but it can't be good.
Although, how much trouble
can she really cause?
-[bat squeaking]
-Uh-oh.
Mavis, is everything okay
at the hotel with the book?
Strange things are
happening here at the council.
Nobody has
sharp fangs anymore!
See?
[gasps] Whoa.
I can see my reflection!
I look good.
Wait. How can I see myself?
[Hank] That is not normal.
Let's check the book!
It says, "Whomever attempts
to rewrite these pages
will unleash
an unspeakable doom!"
[all scream]
This book is the glue
that holds
our Underworld together!
[gulps]
My fangs are dull
and I can see myself.
Could Mrs. Cartwright actually
be in there, rewriting history?
Is she getting rid of vampires?
I have to fix this!
Heh! What're you gonna do,
climb into the book
and go after her?
[gasps] I was joking!
I have to get her out of there.
Who's with me?
[all] Uh...
We'll guard the book!
Ooh! Nice thinking, Wendy.
Here, hold onto this so you can
find your way back out.
[gasps] Wish me luck!
[all gasp]
[Mavis yells]
[grunting]
Get my robe!
[Mavis yelling]
[grunts]
Okay.
That idea
didn't last five seconds.
[all screaming]
No.
It couldn't be. Is that...
-Dad?
-[gasps]
Yeah, no "dads" here.
I'm the Immortal Dracula,
Drac, for short. And you?
Seriously? It's me, Mavis.
Your daughter.
[chuckles] I definitely
don't have a daughter,
but welcome to my
new hotel, Mabel!
Not Mabel, Mavis!
Wait, new hotel?
What year is this?
I've gone back in time?
Wait, the hotel didn't open
until after I was born.
So Kitty must've altered
the entire monster timeline?
Do you want some privacy?
I've got so much to tell you,
Dad... Uh, Drac.
Boy, is that weird to say.
Sorry, no time for chit chat.
You've come here
in your strange clothes
at the worst time.
We've been invaded
by a fearsome beast!
One, my clothes
are so not strange.
And two, if you're afraid,
the beast must be scary.
So, what's the plan?
I was thinking, wait a bit
and hope it works itself out?
Wow, I never thought
I'd hear my dad say that.
I'm not your dad!
I don't know who he is!
Why don't you go find him
and just leave me be, please!
But this is your hotel!
You have a duty
to protect the monsters in it.
I know, don't remind me!
Wow.
Okay, where is the beast?
[whimpering]
No way.
[cackling]
[all screaming]
Beware my magic light wand!
-[humming]
-[cat meowing and
horse neighing on phone]
-[music playing]
-[all exclaim]
[fart sound]
Ignore the last one.
She has power
beyond comprehension!
She's no beast.
And it's just a phone.
You know, a telephone?
Te-fa-lone?
You guys don't have phones yet.
Bow down before Queen Kitty!
Trust me,
that woman is no queen.
I said bow down!
[baby giggling over cell phone]
Ha! I can't believe
that app finally worked!
All hail Kitty,
Queen of the Underworld!
Hmm!
Get up, Dad... Uh, Drac.
Ugh. You again!
Clovis? She knows you?
It's Mavis.
And, yeah, we're kind of
neighbors in a way.
Not for long.
I'm going to rid the world
of monsters,
starting right here
in this flea-bitten hotel!
Thanks for noticing.
Our fleas are a point of pride.
True, but you can't
get rid of monsters.
It's impossible!
[ringtone playing]
[Dracula grunts]
Oh, dear, I'm going
to miss my tennis match.
But it's worth it
to make the future monster-free
for me and my little girl.
Oh, and Donald, I guess.
Capture them or feel my wrath!
Don't worry, we'll bat
out of here in no time!
Uh-oh.
Or not!
[grunts] I turn my back
on her for a second
and now monsters are
gonna be wiped from history?
Wait, you did this?
[gulps] And now it's worse.
Of course it's your fault!
Look at you!
Why did I listen to a stranger
dressed like a circus tent?
I'm no stranger.
I'm your daughter!
Or I will be, eventually.
I hope.
Okay, that's where
you're wrong.
My child would never
mess up this badly.
You'd be surprised.
[sighs] Of all the days
to be imprisoned.
My horror-scope said
I'd engage
in some kind of cool
"battle for the ages" today.
I was looking forward to it.
[gasps] It's 1898.
When the vamps and humans
battle for peace.
Wait! You're one
of the vampires?
Maybe.
Too bad I'm locked up!
Huh. Tell me about it.
[all gasp]
[gasps] Pedro,
quit pawing the book!
Ah, I'm sick of this page.
It just keeps
re-writing itself.
I want to find something fresh.
[Wendy] Seriously, Pedro!
[both grunt]
[Pedro screams]
Pedro!
-I know, big guy.
-[sobs]
I'm worried about him, too.
He has my favorite watch.
[Pedro screams]
Oh, man.
What page did I land on?
Really hope this isn't the page
with the big space meatball
that wipes everybody out,
'cause that'd...
-[growls]
-Aah!
Uncle Lance?
[laughs]
Wha... Come on!
Gimme the family handshake!
-[grunting]
-[Pedro laughs]
[Dracula sighs]
There must be another way out.
You gonna help?
There's no point.
It's impossible.
Nothing's impossible
when you're a Dracula.
That is a great line.
Who told you that?
Uh, you did, Dad.
Nice, but I'm not your dad!
You're not acting like him,
that's for sure.
Come on!
[mocks Mavis]
"You're not acting like him,
that's for sure."
I do not sound like that!
[grunts]
I hope he's okay.
I really miss him.
-Pedro?
-[chuckles]
No, my watch, he's a him.
[Donald] Kitty, hon?
You didn't happen to fall
into a space and time wormhole,
did you?
[Wendy] Don't move.
[laughs]
I cr*ck me up!
-[metal rattling]
-[shrieks]
What the...
[screams]
[belches]
Did you see that?
Of course I saw that!
What do we do?
Stay like this 'til everything
goes back to normal.
Uh-huh.
[Mavis]
And this is the kitchen.
How do you know
this place so well?
I grew up here.
Or I'm supposed to,
unless Kitty messes with it.
[rumbling]
[Kitty] Again!
This hotel is going down.
Kind of think
we should move now.
[yelps] Or not.
[Mavis gasps]
[Kitty laughs]
[both] Holy rabies!
We have to stop her!
You can't! It's too dangerous!
What?
Why do you suddenly care?
Because you're my daughter.
Eventually.
Although, how you got here,
I have no idea.
You know the hotel
better than I do.
And I came up with that cool
"holy rabies" saying
this morning.
Total no-brainer!
"No-brainer,"
is that a zombie thing?
[giggles] I'll explain later.
First, we have to stop this.
[baby giggling over cell phone]
Monsters!
We can't let her do this!
She's trying
to rewrite history!
I'm not rewriting it.
I'm erasing it!
You can take yourself
apart now.
[continues giggling]
We're monsters, not cowards!
Are we really gonna let
one annoying human
with a dumb cell phone
destroy everything?
-[Kitty grunts]
-[giggling continues]
[all whimper]
[laughs]
Too bad, so sad.
Hey!
This is for monsters past,
present, and future!
[Kitty in sing-song voice]
Never leave home
without a backup!
[ringing]
[all gasp, whimper]
And now, I'm gonna
demolish the rest of
this horrific hotel,
and all you monsters with it!
I can see myself!
And I look good.
We still have to fix
the mess Kitty made.
History needs to play out
the way it's meant to,
with a four player test
of stamina and focus.
The Vampire
versus Human Battle for Peace.
My horror-scope did also say
I would learn a new game today.
It's hopeless.
The battle is two vamps
against two humans.
[Dracula] Well,
we're two vamps, aren't we?
I'm vamp number two?
This is huge!
Wait, who's the other human?
-[Donald whimpers]
-[gasps]
Kitty-bootle!
-Oh, there you are!
-Donald?
Okay, seriously,
how do you know
all these people?
A test of stamina and focus...
New game...
How many rackets
are in that bag?
Four, why?
[gasps] Do you play?
I challenge you
to a doubles game of tennis.
What's in it for me?
Um...
Winner gets the hotel?
You b*at us
and we'll fly away forever!
-Wait, what?
-Deal.
It's your funeral!
We got this.
You know how
to play tennis, right?
We're history!
[giggling]
All I'm saying
is a roadkill burger
will legit
change your life, dog.
[chuckles] For real.
Tennis anyone?
Welcome to the match
of the century!
Where the very existence
of monsters
rests in the claws
of our very own Count Dracula
and some
weirdly-dressed stranger.
I'm no
weirdly-dressed stranger!
I'm your niece!
Nice try, stranger!
I don't know any geese!
And here come the humans!
[monsters booing]
-[cell phone rings]
-[monsters gasp]
So hit it over the net,
and don't let it bounce twice
on our side?
You've got this.
Red blood, black hearts,
can't lose!
Spoken like a true Dracula.
I'm in!
I'm out!
Game on!
Ow!
Oh, you're pretty good
at this game, Skip!
Humans lead!
Ow!
And we're tied.
-High-five!
-[monsters cheering]
Uh... Hello five to you, too.
Ow!
Uh, yeah, I can't do this.
Yes, you can!
In the future,
you're the greatest vamp ever!
And if we don't win this,
there's no future for any of us
and you won't be my dad!
[hisses]
[yells]
Oh, boy.
-This is no time for
the downward Donald, Donald!
-[monsters cheering]
-[Kitty grunts]
-[yelps]
[gasps]
[both grunt]
This is it, Skip!
The end of monsters!
[groaning]
[slow-motion] Mavis!
The Vampires win!
[yells]
[all cheering]
Yes!
The future of monsters
is saved!
Which, I guess, means
I owe you five clams, Skip.
[Donald] Oh, no, is that
the wormhole thing again?
Wait, how do we know
it's safe?
Now you sound like my dad.
I wish I could stay,
but I really gotta go!
Take care, Mavy Wavy!
Hey, that's, uh,
that's kind of catchy.
[screaming]
[belches]
Where did the time go?
Why am I using
my backup phone,
and why are we
in this horrible place?
Okay, come on, sweetie,
let's go home.
[gasps]
Yes!
I did it!
History is saved!
Sure, I put it in jeopardy
in the first place,
but it's saved!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
So, you think
it's safe to move again?
Another couple of hours
and we'll know for sure.
Smart.
I was so wrong.
This is not awesome!
[Pedro screaming]
[music playing]
[vocalizing]
01x22 - Drac to the Future
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Series takes place four years before the events of the original CGI film and follows Mavis and her best friends as they have fun adventures at the hotel while Dracula is away on business with the Vampire Council.
Series takes place four years before the events of the original CGI film and follows Mavis and her best friends as they have fun adventures at the hotel while Dracula is away on business with the Vampire Council.