transformers
is
[Applause]
this is a waste of time we're never
gonna find that all-spark fragment
the signal was coming from this sector
and if we can track it so can the
decepticons
what's there hurry
i know those cars
they're street demons me and sorry watch
them race on tv all the time
amateurs i'll show them a real street
demon
one side gentlemen fastest thing on the
wheel's drawing through
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
so you want to drag do you not now those
drivers need help but i can catch this
guy
[Music]
i think
think calm thoughts
and don't move
hey
could i get your autograph
it's for my human friend sorry
looks like this one needs a repair shop
you mean a hospital
you mean a prison ward matter of fact i
am arresting both of these rocket
jockeys
been after them for weeks they're part
of an underground racing circuit you
mean they race in tunnels
underground as in illegal as in they
race in the streets and don't care who
gets hurt
that's not what sorry told me
what purpose does this street race serve
what else they get a couple million
pay-per-view customers for their pirate
broadcast then it's kaching kaching big
bucks
hey you tried to nail again a blue car
did you
how'd you know
but we've gotta find that blue racer if
i could just use my old turbo boosters
not a chance last time you use those
things you nearly flattened sorry and
prime it's not fair nothing on earth is
faster than me unless
he's not from earth think about it only
a decepticon could be that fast perhaps
but then why didn't it att*ck us why did
it just run a couple of organics off the
road in any case we can't have you
causing more accidents with your turbo
boosters
you lied to me you knew those street
demon races were illegal so it's not
costing us anything
how does pay-per-view not cost anything
uh fine i pirated the signal big deal
you said so yourself those races are
illegal
so if they break the law that makes it
okay for you to do it too
lighten up bulkhead we're supposed to be
the fun bots remember yeah but we still
got to set a good example she looks up
to us
hello she looks up to everybody hey
don't worry big guy i'll straighten the
kid out
quick show me those races but what about
well done keep the volume down so it
doesn't come back
great detroit master disaster here with
the hottest straight racing action in
all the motor city
see that blue racer has he been in all
the races i guess
can you figure out where those
broadcasts came from
piece of cake
the broadcast came from a piece of cake
never mind
[Music]
this is where sorry said the signal was
coming from
here they come
and here i go
what in the name of henry ford
where did that clown car come from
[Music]
go show that buttinski that my races are
by invitational
now
[Music]
okay
why'd you guys all stop
[Music]
hey wait back off william
[Applause]
nice let's hit him again best day in my
life when i found this baby
[Music]
so
you want to play rough
try this on for size
don't move a muscle or a piston or
whatever it is you order about things
move
your master disaster from tv
ah
a loyal paying customer
well
loyal anyway
so what do you know about that blue
racer that just kicked the chrome out of
me
my store attraction
you could say he doesn't make a move
without me
so you know the driver or is there a
driver what do you mean
you can't have a car without a driver
well
present company accepted anyway forget
about him
the next real race is at 2 a.m under the
elevated roadways near dixon werner you
in
will that blue buzz b*mb be there
will you show up if he is
slag yeah in that case you can count on
it
with that autobot in the race we'll
triple our audience of course if our new
friend happened to suffer a tragic
accident
we could make even more
[Music]
i hope this isn't too hot
aren't you gonna get that
what
oh uh nope see i've got this weird cell
phone contract can't take any calls
after six o'clock i definitely have to
switch sorry bumblebee you should have
been here i couldn't b*at the blue racer
even with my turbo boosters oh and uh
keep bulkhead busy for another hour
sorry
either
hello
let's swing to megatron the r spark
fragment signal i was tracking has
disappeared again
rubbish all spark fragments don't
disappear
keep searching
and all spark fragment
that blue racer is behind this
[Music]
sorry
you would not believe what happened i'm
gonna be in the next race but you still
gotta keep okay distracted until i
i'm real disappointed in you two oh
lighten up bulkhead sometimes you just
gotta bend the rules this isn't bending
and shredding
but what if i told you i'm positive that
blue racer is a decepticon and that
blitzwing is nosing around the races
looking for an all-spark fragment
and i bet i can find it too
but only if i run in tonight's race
please
well
okay
but only if you promise you won't go off
on some wild grease chase without me
i promise
where'd you learn that
from you
all right
so
who's running this racket hey i get paid
real good to be in these races
why should i tell you huh
because with all the charges they got
against you the next time you go racing
you'll be using a walker i can't name
names but if you happen to be in the
vicinity of dixon vernon it too
not that you'll ever get there in time
hey relax
i know lots of shortcuts
this is why i hate machines
[Music]
you're not leaving without me
[Music]
it's too dangerous
what about the stuff you said about
bending the rules
uh
yeah yeah i did say that but you still
can't go
and you gotta promise you won't tell
bulkhead oh don't worry i promise
okay
come on what's the matter don't you
trust me yeah like i trust myself
[Music]
we got lots of new subscribers for
tonight's race
good news travels fast
just like you
huh he's even sleazier in person
look what just rolled in
[Music]
you don't fool me decepticon
i'm picking up an ospark fragment
but not from him i'm gonna check it out
sorry wait
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
huh
okay fellas we're on in two minutes
[Music]
quick let me in hey give that back your
little faith
you stole something
like you're such a shining example mr
across my fingers just go
the race only starts when i say it
starts
[Music]
what'd you get yourself into now
bumblebee
i guess it's time for me to
chill outs autobots
this is an all spark fragment
that's what black swing was hanging
around
that was
ah
wow
uh
[Music]
that was fun let's do it again
concrete
turn left
turn left
turn left hey if i want a backseat
driver i'll call my
mother-in-law that's benzone's car
oh isn't that cute
they're twins
readings indicate that one of them has
the all spark fragments
i will destroy them both
why would i pull a bald-headed skull
like that
[Music]
hey
you know that's coming out of my
paycheck
how come your interior's so much cleaner
than mine
maybe because it's not on fire
[Music]
he's still coming maybe this will slow
him down
what is happening why can't i control
myself
not said i ever could
see
this is how master disaster fixed his
races by making the blue racer do
whatever he wanted
well that's the trouble with bending the
rules they usually snap right back in
your face
and now to finish this
never give up
never surrender
[Music]
a little warning next time
oh lucky i landed on something soft
okay blitzwing
put up your hands
my pleasure
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
listen up guys
blitzwing is around here somewhere
oops
[Music]
i told you to stay out of the way
where do you get the idea that you can
just do whatever you want
i can't imagine
mister you just been cancelled
i think we all agree that this device
and it's all sparked fragments
are best kept in a safe place
and i promise from now on no one gets to
bend the rules um yeah and while we're
on that subject
you're cutting off my pirated satellite
tv why
because it's time i started setting a
better example for you
well don't try too hard
i might not recognize you
hey you
[Music]
thanks who is that guy
[Music]
02x05 - Velocity
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The show is set in its own stand-alone continuity, separate from any other previous Transformers continuities.
The show is set in its own stand-alone continuity, separate from any other previous Transformers continuities.