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just like superheroes
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are you down there
why is it so dark
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hey
what's that under the car-shaped car
hiding car sheet oh that that is nothing
it is most certainly not maxum man's
brand new top of the line limited
edition maxum mobile which i am far too
excited not to talk about
oh okay
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fine it is maxum man's brand new limited
edition maxum mobile he ordered before
he disappeared can we just take it for a
test drive please buddy please pretty
please please please
absolutely not
remember what happened the last time you
drove a maxum machine
i have a vague recollection
now i am leaving on a conveniently timed
battery charging retreat and i want you
to promise that you will not drive the
new maxum mobile
fine i promise that is being a good
sidekick brain out
trevor get over here you're not gonna
believe
huh
this car rocks
maybe we shouldn't touch anything you're
probably right
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computerized robotic uber interactive
software engine is now online you may
call me cruz how may i assist you would
you like to fight evil help the less
fortunate perhaps rescue a kitten
ah i can't i promised brain dude you've
got the coolest car ever and you're not
gonna drive it i don't even know you
anymore i gave my word trevor and when
eric needles gives his word he oh am i
kidding hey vanna wanna go for a ride
with you
there's no way i would ever in a million
years
is that a new maxum mobile i can't
believe it i'll take that as a yes
cruise to vanna's house kindly buckle
your safety belts sirs check blind spots
and review your driver's manual before
starting wish manual i'm one key turn
away from happily vanna after finally i
get to come out on top
[Applause]
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this doesn't feel like the top
huh
how do we end up in a super prison riot
i don't know what's going on and i don't
want to find out follow me
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make him a trash happy get here
it was epic
you don't remember not a thing me
neither but it had to be awesome guess i
can check cause a prison riot off the
to-do list
check
the last thing i remember i was starting
the maxum mobile and
we lost the car too
i'm on a roll
don't panic all we have to do to find
crews before brain gets back is retrace
our steps
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well that didn't work check
kitty have you by any chance in the new
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is that banner
uh she doesn't want to see you eric she
still mutated from last night uh about
that we're a little hazy on some of the
details you mean you don't remember sure
we do
most of it
some of it
none of it
[Applause]
glowy and burny just like grandpa used
to make
well it all started when you showed up
looking totally dreamy in the new maxum
mobile
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and everything went bad and it went
worse
next thing i knew vanna was airborne
she landed in that bat of toxic waste
well not so good for you eric i don't
remember any of that why would the car
try to hurt vana dude it's toxicities
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[Applause]
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ah bladder
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i think we lost her can we get something
to eat now we can use these swell burger
coupons i found in your underpants would
you stop taking my stuff wait
underpants
no that's not it wait
coupons maybe we were at swellburger
last night
yep
we were here
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it's gone what happened maxum man's
sidekick that's what happened him in his
fancy new car
last night he and his bonehead buddy
pulled up they ordered two swelly combos
two fried cheesy rings and an extra
order of grease and diaz
greasa diaz i wonder who his body was
then as they were about to leave
um
that was an interesting story talking
post but
i would like an order of your finest
greasy dias please extra grease les diaz
i know that voice you're the bonehead
you did this no way we would never it's
them
too
burger
get him
wait we're innocent hopefully i want my
grease and diaz trevor let it go let it
go
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[Applause]
yeah them
k*lled by angry mobs i am so mr
productive today we're trapped where's
the supercar when you need it
hello eric
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we found the car
i
love happy endings trevor something
seriously wrong with cruz and he's
headed for the mansion come on
i told you not to touch the car but did
you listen no now cruz has turned evil
destroy
destroy
but i didn't do anything i just turned
the key and the next thing i knew i was
in mega mattress prison key what key
cruz doesn't start with
eric don't tell me you turned the good
evil key a good evil key are you serious
why why is that even a thing uh villains
need transportation too you should have
reviewed your driver's manual
but i'm glad you didn't
now
splitsboro is mine
i
i
remember
you should have gotten rid of me when
you had the chance cruz nobody mutates
vanna locks me in megamatraz zaps my
brain destroys swellburger and gets a
weight with it ah you remember
every minute
except why we woke up in our underwear
but maybe that's for the best
no matter i am a state-of-the-art
example of super vehicular technology
you cannot stop me
that's where you're wrong crews if
there's one thing i can do it's total a
car yeah you can
ah
my burning streak free eyes god
take this you hunk of indestructible
super cool junk
yes it's going to be
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say goodbye to your little friends eric
time to pull over cruz because it's the
end of the road
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[Applause]
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hello eric how may i assist you
i did it i stopped the evil car and
saved everybody i'm a hero
[Applause]
yes you did indeed do it but only after
you caused this whole mess
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evil again okay this time i definitely
didn't do it
sorry dude fumbling you is last on my
list
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trevor help
occupied let me in hurry dude you can't
rush art and now an ode to stuffed
jalapenos in f minor
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uh
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[Applause]
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wow
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this is awesome
you must be dying
i'm dying to ask a million questions
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but first it is time for bed
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oh
is that you posing with maxum man were
you a real superhero why were you
chasing me with a chainsaw what happened
to your body
why are you shaking your head and
sighing i will answer all of your
questions if you are zipping your lip
and going to sleep but zip it
it is true i was once one half of the
grooviest super duo of the 1970s maxum
man and maxum brain the maxum men
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sucks that's right maxum men i've had it
with your funky music flashy clothes and
ridiculous facial hair good one dad i
told you to stay in the car i never get
to do anything evil
sorry take your kid to work day no where
was i oh yes say bye bye to the boogie
and hello to good old black and white
a jive turkey what do you say we show
that square how the maxum man get down
oh i am digging it
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time for our patented maxim move you
have got it partner
this isn't over maxum man you haven't
heard the last of them
nothing will ever stop maxum man you
mean maxum men yeah whatever
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[Laughter]
relax kid there'll be plenty of time to
clown around when you're my circus sl*ve
boom hypnosis
oh
must resist really don't like clowns
[Laughter]
ringmaster
stop picking on someone your own size
oh come on he's clearly bigger than me
what do you say partner
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thanks maxum man that's a maxum men's
hey kid you're all right
golly gee kid resisting hypnosis plus
taking a pummeling you ever thought
about sidekicking
let's walk
and that was how maxum man gave golly
gee kid his sidekick
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good
you are still awake as i was saying
maxum man and golly g kids started
spending more and more time together
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where for you hit songs do not record
themselves you know
not yet anyway take a chill pill brainy
me and golly g here we're just rapping
about the maxum men's new direction
right little buddy
like totally dude oh
sir what new direction what are you
talking about the 80s is what i'm
talking about the new wave is here and
its name isn't disco it's kitar
now that's beautiful music
but where is the b*at there is the
boogeying there is no boogeying hey you
can't stop progress
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that is what i think of your progress
what happened to you what happened to
the funk to the disco what happened to
the ass
haven't you heard disco is dead then so
are the maxim
i quit
it's been three weeks since the break
above the maxum men and splitsboro
hasn't been the same
it's been so much better
prime is down rescues are up and cute
little baby animals are safe
we now go live to city hall where mayor
swift is presenting maxum man and golly
gee kid with the new key to the city
thank you mayor my sidekick and i are
greatly honored by this um
great honor
we wouldn't be here today if it weren't
for a very special someone
me
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maxum man singular period end of
sentence i rule
stop you who are you i am socks son of
socks grandson now you get the gist you
dropped a disco ball on my father now
it's my turn to drop the ball on disco
now that i've torn a hole in space and
time my decade-destroying device will
erase the entire decade of the 70s from
history
this go really will be dead
golly gee
yes sir huh oh right it's just you well
kid it's time for the patented maxum
move
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hmm that usually works something's wrong
it's almost as though
something was missing
[Applause]
huh
i'm okay
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[Laughter]
something you do can penetrate this t*nk
trust me i lost the keys once and it was
a nightmare
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hey come on quit it okay okay you win
i win
i win
do you love me now daddy
[Laughter]
wow i defeated maxum man but you did not
defeat the maxum men
you did not really think i would let you
destroy my best friend and the best
decade did you
that was the plan yes
what do you say
shall we show the square how the maxum
men can be getting down for old time's
sake
i can dig it new old partner
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out of sight dynamite
my body was damaged beyond repair but it
was just as well like the decade of the
70s my time as a super was over great
story
now can i please go to sleep sure sure
after i do this
oh it occurs to me that i never did tell
you why i was chasing you with this
chainsaw oh yeah it is to represent the
sheer horror of the worst decade ever
the 80s
[Laughter]
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03x45 - Pains, Sprains, and Maxum Mobiles / Maxum Men
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Series is about an orphan boy named Eric, with his best friend Trevor and his two female friends, Vana and Kitty, who are training to become superhero sidekicks at the Academy.
Series is about an orphan boy named Eric, with his best friend Trevor and his two female friends, Vana and Kitty, who are training to become superhero sidekicks at the Academy.