02x31 - Exchange Student From the Black Lagoon / Fortress of Maxumtude

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized superzeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


Eric (sniffing)


(Buzzing, sniffing)


Nope. Whooaaa!


That's not it.


(Loud crash, cat screeches)


(Buzzing, sniffing)


Nope.


(Sniffing)


No.


(Sniffing)


(Deep sniff)


Yes! Two week old barf covered


Pepperoni-and-lobster pizza!


That's the smell!


Aghhhh!


Crazy fish thing! Monster!


Must escape!


Must leave others behind as delicious monster bait!


(Loud horn sounds)


Calm down, needles!


Yes, this is a crazy fish thing monster,


But he's also our newest exchange student!


Really?


Wow, sorry about that, crazy fish thing monster.


Or, you could call me finn.


And I'm eric. Welcome to-


Whoa! Oof!


(Laughing)


Sorry, I kinda leave goo puddles when I'm nervous.


Stinky and gross.


You and eric should get along just fine.


Trevor goo sliiiide!


(Painful impact grunts)


Ignore them.


I was the new smelly sidekick once too.


Just stick with me and everything's gonna be fine.


(Gasping) my gills...


Can't... Breathe!


Yup. Juuuuust fine.


(Gasp)


(Nauseated moans)


Hey! Not hungry?


Still nervous, huh?


Come sit with us!


Mmm, mmm, mmm.


Under the sea-y goodness.


Vana ugh, you again.


So much for lunch.


Vana! That's not fair.


Sure finn's different and freakishly terrifying,


But he's still a sidekick,


We should make him feel welcome!


Aghhh!


I'm gonna go eat somewhere less gross.


Like in the garbage can.


Waaaaah! Ooof!


Ewww! (Gagging)


Sorry. Still nervous.


So, besides sliming,


Which is awesome by the way,


What'cha do for fun?


I like... Comic books.


(Gasp)


And video games.


Aaaaaaaaaagh!


I must own this game.


We totally like the same things!


Hey! We should hang out at the maxum mansion


After school!


Aw...sorry,


I don't have enough water in my breathing t*nk


To hang out.


(Hums) (gasps)


(Chokes)


Ahhh. Slimy.


Oh, sorry. How rude of me!


(Gasping, (refreshed breaths)


Thanks!


You're welcome.


Hey! Why don't you guys come to my house instead?


For sure.


(Slimy slap)



Ewww!


(Slurps)


Wicked!


Kitty wow! Hydrox park!


Funny I never noticed


A huge cube of water in the city before.


Finn okay! These will let you top-siders breathe.


(Deep inhale)


(Wincing) I got to go...


I told you to go before we left.


But look at all the water!


(Grunting)


(Barking)


Kitty it's amazing.


And so warm.


Oh no, wait!


It's cold again.


(Chuckles)


What?


(Snarling)


What's their problem?


Finn human/fish-creature relations


Are kinda tense since that fish-on-a-stick fad topside.


Mmm! I loved those things!


So full of fishy goodness and...


(Snarling)


Go on.


You'll be fine...


As long as you don't deep-fry or harpoon anything.


Ah man!


Duck!


Jumping fishnets!


What was that?!


Topsider fishing boat.


You have to stay on your fins in hydrox park!


Kitty no kidding.


Come on.


This is my house!


Trevor hey! There's treasure!


Oh, it's gone.


No wait! There it is!


Oh, it's gone!


There it is!


Is anyone seeing this?


Kitty I like your room, finn.


Good doggy, good boy.


Little fishy tried to bite my finger off!


Didn't he?!


Oh. (Belch)


Gill finn!


What's going on in here?!


Finn hey dad!


These are my new friends from the sidekick academy.


Guys, this is my dad.


He's the sheriff of hydrox park.


Topsiders... In my house?


Are you here to catch us with hooks and nets?


Or maybe you came to dump all your licence plates


And old boots in our front yards.


Not to mention using our breathing water as a toilet!


Oh, like you could resist!


I stand by my choices.


Dad! You promised to be nice!


(Sighs) I'll try, son.


Wait... Why is it suddenly so warm in here?


Uh...


(Giggles)


I'm watching you.


So, who wants dinner?


(Nervous chuckles)


(Groans)


Relax dad, they're my friends.


Gill humph. Human friends.


I bet not one of them leaves a trail of slime!


Um, trevor does sometimes.


Actually it's mostly dirt-based right now


But I aspire to slime.


Well, that's encouraging.


Eric hey, mr. Finn's dad!


Thanks for supper.


This shrimp is great!


Gill, finn ahhhhhh!


Eric, nooooo!


Gill eric! Those shrimp aren't dinner. They're guests.


You will pay.


Eric I'm sorry! I didn't know what I was doing!


I rarely do!


If I knew those shrimp were guests


There's no way would I have eaten them.


Or at least not so many!


Finn! Your dad can't send eric to fish jail!


He'll get eaten alive! Literally.


(Snarling)


I'm sorry, kitty,


Eric's crime carries a life sentence.


And since he only has a few minutes of air left,


That won't be long at all.


Now, for the rest of you -


Aghhh! Ahh!


Get out of hydrox park!



Oh, my poor eric.


He must be so scared, running out of air.


(Blowing)


Eric no!


Wicked balloons, dude!


Okay, eric. Power thrust!


(Farts)


Well, I'm all out of ideas.


Finn I'm sorry this happened, eric.


Maybe my dad's right.


Maybe fish and humans just aren't meant to be together.


That's not true.


I may have been afraid of you at first,


But we're friends now. Sidekicks, right?


Look out!


Aghhh!


Thanks, eric. You are a friend.


Save your air. I'll talk to dad.


(Inhales, stains, plays the harmonica)


Finn eric!


Oh, right.


Vana ugh, why is it always me


Who has to save eric's butt.


Because he plays a mean fart harmonica.


(Muffled harmonica playing)


(Reel cranks) agh. Hey!


I got some thing!


Vana kitty!


Aghhhhh! (Splash)


Woah! Whatever.


Gill so! Thought you could free my prisoner, eh?


Looks like we'll have three floaters in a few minutes.


Finn no dad! You've got to let them go!


What?!


I know they smell different and look different.


But they're my friends!


And friends forgive each other.


(Chocking)


Dad, can't we all just swim along?


(Groans)


(Screaming)


Gill they're fish food.


(Screaming)


Look out.


(Screaming)


(Gasping for air!)


All right!


Gill you...!


You, with your last breath


You saved my life.


Maybe I was wrong about humans?


(Licks)


No. I was right.


(Gasp) guys! I'm here to save you!


No need, trevor. Everything's great now:


Humans and crazy fish-monsters living together in harmony.


What's that? Nothing!


(Screams of panic)


(Flopping, gasping for air)


Wow. That was quite an adventure.


You could call it that.


But at least we learned an important lesson!


Um, what was that?


(Gasping for air)


People and fish should um... (Licks his lips)


Anybody else hungry?


Totally! I was just thinking that.


Ya huh!


♪♪♪


(Evil laughter)


(Evil laughter) ahhh!


(Air hissing)


Whoooaaaaaaaa!


Eric... (Sobbing)


Buddy...


Oops.


Whoooooaaaaa!


Ha! Ha! Now to finish...


Both woah!


Xox trespassers! Prepare to be destroyed!


Oh, it's you. Um... Hi?


Eric mr. Troublemeyer.


What's with all this maxum man stuff?


Um... Art project?


(Watch rings)


Maxum brain eric. I am detecting an intruder alert


And it is not at the mansion.


It is at the fortress of maxumtude!


(Gasp)


I've been searching for that secret lair for years! Er...


Maybe that's where maxum man's been since he went missing!


What? What?


What? What?


What? What?


Trevor stop saying what and let's go!


I think I remember pamplemoose showing us a news story


About the fortress, at school.


First stop - the school!


Yes, but more importantly,


Shotgun!



No way! Guests get shotgun!


Soon the fortress of maxumtude


Will be turned into the fortress of trash-itude!


(Cackles)


Trevor I thought we said no hair pulling.


You were the one who hair pulled!


(Chuckles) oh ya.


Oh, that's right, the school is closed for the weekend.


What a disappointment.


Oh well, better just turn around and head home then.


(Screaming)


Whoopsie. Guess that wasn't the cruise control, heh heh.


Well, no harm in checking out that first clue


While we're here, right boys?


Announcer welcome to lifestyles of the super and fabulous!


When your favourite hero is all supered-out


It's time for a super-vacation. Right, maxum man?


Maxum man that's right, anonymous voice.


But you won't find this superhero


At just any vacation spot.


I relax in the isolated splendor


Of my fortress of maxumtude!


It sounds great, maxum man.


Can I come?


Maxum man (laughs)


Of course not, golly gee kid.


The location of the fortress of maxumtude


Is super-top secret and if you found out,


Well, something might happen to you.


You don't want anything to happen to you now,


Do you golly gee kid?


I sure don't!


I should think not. Toodles!


(Engine revs, tires screech)


(Screams)


I'm okay.


Eric well, that was no help.


(Alarm wails)


Pamplemoose eric! Trevor!


And trevor's father for some weird reason...


What are you doing here?


Um, we're trying to find the fortress of maxumtude.


(Gasp) the fortress!


What is your interest in the fortress?


What do you know? Who have you talked to?


Tell me everything you little-


(Chuckles) oops!


My bad.


After watching this newsreel nine million times,


I've been able to discern only one clue!


Toodles! (Engine revs, tires screech)


(Screaming)


Pamplemoose this bumper sticker!


I believe if we cr*ck this code,


We cr*ck the secret of the fortress!


(Whirs, beeps)


That's great! Thanks for the clue, professor.


Let's go!


Um, yeah... About that.


(Rumble, crash) whoa!


(Screams)


Mr. Troublemeyer that takes care of him!


I mean, um, oh my.


Who would leave such a dangerous thing lying around?


(Cat screeches)


Now we need to cr*ck the bumper sticker code.


And I know just the person who likes to cr*ck stuff.


Yahhh!


Oh vana!


Can you cr*ck this code for me?


Of course I can.


Kitty! Do stuff!


(Groans)


It's a set of coordinates!


We can plot the location on a map!


All right! Now we know where the fortress of maxumtude is!


(Gasps) whoops.


Maxum man's legendary oasis!


Kitty, pack our bags.


You, uh, can't come.


We're not coming with you.


Phew!


We're gonna b*at you there!


(Gasp)


(Blast)


We're getting really close.


Also, I don't know how to read a map.


Eric actually, we are pretty close!


Nothing can stop us now!


(Loud crash)


Someone is trying to stop us!


Give it up, boys!


Eat lipstick!


(Blasts)


I'll save a spot by the fire


After we b*at you to the fortress, needles!


(Tires screech)


Trevor? It's spit ball time.


Isn't it always?


(Deep breath)



(Spitting)


Look out!


Whoa! Whao!


Mr. Troublemeyer (cackles)


Pamplemoose!


I thought I was done with you.


Sorry pampy,


The only place you'll be going


Is the fortress of smash-itude!


(Cackles)


Feel the wrath of the pamplemoosedan!


And it gets great mileage!


He can't get there before us!


I have to use the bathroom!


Don't worry.


I'll just give him a little nudge


To show him it's not nice to sneak up on people.


(Groans)


Aghhhh! (Crash)


That won't hurt him, will it?


Of course not.


It won't even scratch his paint... Much!


(Groans)


(Deep breath, spitting)


Look out!


Whoooa! Whoooa! Ahhh!


Aghhhhhh!


Woooooooa! Ha ha!


(Deep breath, spitting)


Whoa! Ahhhh!


Aghh! Oof!


Gross!


Ewww! What are you doing?


It's eric's saliva.


How else can I make a clone?


(Metallic rasp)


(Laughs)


Oof!


Aghhhhh!


(Buzzing)


(Screaming)


(Laughs, honks)


What?!


Oh look, we're here.


(Tires screech to a halt)


These are the coordinates.


Where's the fortress?


There must be a secret entrance hidden somewhere!


Vana and if anyone's gonna find it,


It's going to be me.


Pamplemoose (crazed laughter)


Move it, kitty!


(Effort grunts)


Only my years of research


Will reveal the fortress' location!


(Grunts)


Ha! I knew it!


Yeah! Way to go, dad!


(Chuckle) oh, looky there, would ya?


(Whirring, gasps)


All whoa! Cool! Ya!


Eat dust, suckers!


(Crazed laughter)


Hello. Son? Anybody?


Awwww!


Master xox I know you can't see this,


But I'm shaking it anyway!


(Panting)


Eric that shack's gotta be the secret entrance


To the fortress!


Vana too bad you won't get to see it!


Ha! (Panting) (slap)


Oh-oh!


(Slap) hey!


(Slapping)


Hey!


Trevor!


Hey!


(Snarls)


(Slapping)


That's one of my hands...!


Enough! Aghhh!


We all deserve to bask in its glory!


But, mostly me!


(Fighting grunts)


(Grunting)


Someone has to give in!


(Grunting)


(Gasp)


(Cackles)


Maxum man!


Watch as I turn your precious fortress of maxumtude


Into the fortress of ash-itude!...


Oh baby, I am so on a roll today!


(Whirring, beeping)


Eric it's just a grungy old cabin!


What?!


Um. What was that, eric?


I can't believe this rotten, shack


Is the fortress of maxumtude!



Who would want to break into this?


And what set off the alarm?


(Alarm sounds)


Eric aw man.


I thought I was finally going to see maxum man.


(Shocked gasps)


I mean, today.


(Relived sighs)


Trevor well, I think after all that fighting


And v*olence and competitiveness


The real lesson to be learned here today is -


Shotgun!


You wish!


Oh, like you're b*ating us home. Kitty?


(Groans)


Run!


Last one home is a schnitzel-fluggen!


All that for nothing!


You will pay for this, maxum man!


You will pay!


Trevor come one, dad. Hurry up!


Coming, son!


(Wind gusts)