01x03 - A Monster Headache / Days of Golly

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♪ We are splitsboro kids


♪ And we go to sidekick school


♪ Learning to be second best


♪ While playing by the rules


♪ Maxum man is missing


♪ Now we rule the school


♪ Flyin', smashin', bashin' stuff ♪


♪ And lookin' super cool


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ That's the life for me


♪ Half-sized super zeros


♪ With full-sized hero dreams


♪ I'm a sidekick, sidekick


♪ What an awesome gig


♪ Just like superheroes (just like superhzeroes)


♪ But only half as big


♪ Sidekick!


♪♪♪


♪♪♪


(expl*si*n)


Hey trevor.


Uh, you know you're at the science fair, right?


Maybe?


Cool! What is it?!


Uh, I don't really know.


I found it on the shelf at the mansion.


People in galaxy worlds colliding! (Screaming)


Sparkly...


Vana and lame.


My project is gonna take first place,


And get me into the nationals!


(Growing whoosh)


(Electricity fizzles)


(Mechanical whirring)


That is like the best comb ever!


Trevor, did you really forget about the fair...


That I reminded you about last night...


And this morning...


And on the phone five minutes ago?


If you fail...


Again...


Then you won't be able to come


On our ingesting slime creatures for later analysis


Field trip!


What? I love eating slime!


One project coming up!


(Humming)


Trevor (panting)


Plants!


Plants are scienc-y.


Huh?


Pamplemoose troublemeyer!


Let'z zee what passes for zience in your tiny brain.


It's the important and... Growing field of...


Science... Plant...


Vell, I do love za gardening!


(Inhales)


(Plant belches)


(Siren wails)


Trevor yes! Best science project ever?


(Groans)


Why would you bring a pamplemoose poisoning plant


To school?


Well, I could ask, why didn't you bring


A pamplemoose poisoning plant to school? Huh?


Vana if he doesn't wake up and grade my project,


I won't make the finals!


Trevor okay. But why do I care?


It was your project that poisoned pamplemoose!


And...


And you're going to fix this. Now!


He looks better.


Maybe he didn't breath in too much plant stuff.


(Loud belch)


(Gasps)


What?


Maxum brain ahem. What have you done now?


Eric there was an unfortunate trevor poisoning-pamplemoose-


With-this plant-incident.


And we need to know how to cure him.


Hmm. There may be something in an old maxum man file.


Hi there green thumbs,


Welcome to maxum manscape lawn care:


Super gardening for super heroes!


Chapter , plants with attitude.


Most evil super villains are also evil super gardeners,


So it's good to learn about their evil plants.


A plant's just like a human,


But with leaves and not human at all.


It just wants to eat,


Just don't let it eat you!


(Gasps, screams)


This is the rare and deadly evilmakayouz plant


Found only in the dunes of the really, really,


Really hot sands desert.


Really.


Careful now, one spore will make


Even the most righteous of us evil...


Except me of course.


But worry not. If you are infected,



The cure is just a quick trek


Through an extremely dangerous desert to find...


The magi-fungi!


Ahhhh!


You may want to wear super gloves!


Eric okay, let's split up.


Two of us go on the awesome adventure to get the cure,


And two of us stay here and take care of the sickly


And gross pamplemoose.


(Maniacal laughter) (sneezes)


So who's going to...


Stay here...


(Giggles)


(Maniacal laughter)


(Squawking)


I said turn at the sand dune, not into it.


Turn at, crash into... Same thing!


(expl*si*n)


Hm.


Ugh! Just, give me the map!


No way! I'm the best map reader reading guy there is!


You're not the best anything!


You're the worst everything!


Now try reading it. (Chuckles)


Okay... We go that way.


Pamplemoose I know you haff doomzday devices here!


Give zem to me!


Eric stop flying and get back in your pot!


(Crash)


(Effort grunts) you know?!


You could try to make this a little easier.


Whoa!


(Maniacal laughter)


Eric! Are you okay?


Do you need a thousand hugs?


Uh...i'm all right.


I was just trying to replant him.


Pamplemoose you don't plant me.


I plant you!


Agh!


(Groans)


Uh, eric, we're trying to make him less planty, not more.


Right, makes sense.


So I should get rid of the fertilizer?


Moo! (Fart, splat)


Trevor water!


Need water!


You should have thought of that


Before getting into a water balloon fight with a cactus!


Well, you should have seen the way he was looking at me!


(Gasp) I saw that!


(Gasp) maybe there's water in this plant?


Trevor, stop!


That's the antidote we were looking for!


The magi-fungi!


So thirsty!


(Grunts) got it!


Let's get it back to the mansion


So we can cure pamplemoose


And he can finally grade my science project!


Uh, that might not be so easy.


No problem.


I aced my escaping from quicksand quiz.


(Roars)


Oh, I didn't study for this.


Kitty you put our getting more and more evil by the second


Plant-mutant teacher outside, alone,


With no restraints?


And you thought that was a good idea?!


Sure. Plant's love sunlight!


It helps them grow!


Oh, riiiiiiight.


Are you eating part of him?


It tastes all pamplemoosey -


And a bit citrusy.


(Farting sound)


Agh! My science project will never


Get to the nationals now!


Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!


We should totally confess our deepest, darkest,


Awesomest secrets!


Because you see,


It'll help pass the time while we're getting digested.


Okay, once I saw kitty waving to me,


But I just ignored her.


(Gasp) burn!


I invited eric to come over to my house,


Then didn't answer the door for hours!


I once wore socks... With sandals!


Sometimes I think about building a giant b*mb


That would explode the entire universe


Unless everyone gave me their eternal devotion


And all their candy! (Chuckle)


Ooh... Shared too much.


(Rumbling)


Hey! The giant lizard hates mushrooms!


So. Who doesn't?


Time to get us out of here!


(Lizard groans)


Gahhhhh!



Now, let us never speak of that conversation


Ever again.


What conversation?


Vana thanks...


Trevor seriously, I have no idea what you're talking about.


Pamplemoose you vill never catch me.


(Crazed laughter)


Eric ahhhh!


(expl*si*n)


Okay, letting pamplemoose out for air wasn't my best idea.


Best idea?!


That might have been the worst idea of all time!


I mean... Well, I guess he did need some exercise.


Oh, where did he go?


My sidekick sense is telling me he went that way.


Kitty I kinda think he went this way.


Kitty, you can't tell me you fell for that old decoy trick.


I think I'm gonna go with my gut here.


Kitty but he's right there!


Gut feeling. You gotta trust me on this one.


Gut feeling!


How about using your brain?


Or your eyes?


Or any other parts of your body


Not telling you the wrong things for once?!


I try!


But it seems like no matter what I do


I end up messing things up


Way worse than they were before!


(Sighs) I know you've been trying.


It's-it's just that...


You might wanna try a little more thinking


Before doing.


Hmm. Sounds a little unorthodox,


But I'll give it a sh*t!


You just watch.


I'm totally going to make up for everything I've done wrong.


Now let's go grab us an evil plant man.


What do you say?


I say you're cute!


What?


What? I mean, let's go!!


(Engine whirrs)


Eric (screams)


Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!


Kitty he really likes destroying stuff.


What's your plan?


The days of me messing up are over!


This is so gonna work.


(Crazed laughter)


Eric, wait!


Huh. I guess plant monsters and water don't mix.


We're toast.


Aaaaaaaaaagh!


Huh. Eaten by two monsters in one day?


What are the odds?


Agh!


Yeah!


Hurry eric, we need the antidote now!


Stand back!


No! That didn't work before!


Think!


Oh, I'm thinking all right.


If at first you don't succeed...


(Gasp) that's using your beautiful thumb shaped head!


Eric hey, professor!


Eat this!


(expl*si*n)


You did it!


Yeah. Um...


Can we just forget all the stuff I did before 'cause-


Done!


But no! I wanted to apologize-


♪ La, la, la, la can't hear you!


♪ La, la, la, la eric is perfect!


♪ La, la, la, la...


Finally, I can get my prize


For my amazing project.


Pamplemoose this year's winner


Of the national science fair competition...


Trevor troublemeyer and his rare plant and antidote!


What?!


Yes!


(Sprays)


(Crazed laughter)


(Angry groans)


What?


♪♪♪


Narrator maxum mansion, home to the world's greatest superhero,


Maxum man!


Look, it's maxum man's trusty sidekick,


The golly gee kid,


Giving his super a helping hand!


Sidekick lesson number ,


"The a grand entrance."


(Jackhammer rattles)


(Buffer buzzes)


Making a super first impression


Is half the battle when facing a rampaging villain.


(expl*si*n)



Arachni-thumb give me all your pens!


Bank teller take them arachni-thumb! Take them!


(Evil laugh)


I coulda used a couple fingers instead of just thumbs!


Golly gee kid thumb up, villain!


Maxum man grand entrance accomplished!


(Moans)


Narrator sidekicks - they're the pot scrubbers of justice!


Pamplemoose so you see class,


Perfection does not just happen, it takes work.


Trevor (snoring)


Zat is it, troublemyer!


You vant to sleep?


Now you sleep... Forever!


(School bell rings)


Vee continue this tomorrow, yeah?


Trevor (loud belch) good pizza.


Nice one, I think I felt spatter.


You guys are super gross.


Hey, I'll get that for you!


Eric! Waaaa!


Wowowowowowo!


My turn!


(Panicked screaming)


Kids food fight!


Argh! Mystery meat takes forever to get out of my hair!


Ahhhhh!


Painful... But tasty!


(Screaming)


(Food splatters)


Mooo.


Can't we have at least one lunch


That doesn't end like this?


(Effort grunts)


Wait, I've seen that before...


Hmmm...


Not that... Nice abs though.


It was in the sidekick video!


But that means the janitor is...


All the golly gee kid!


I knew it! You're the golly gee kid!


Kitty what was maxum man really like?


Vana why is the greatest sidekick of all time a janitor?


Trevor this isn't my locker!


I'm just the janitor!


I have never been, nor will I ever be,


Nor will I ever have been will be, the golly gee...


Golly gee kid (recording) hello, golly gee kid here,


I'm not able to save you right now... (Beep)


(Deflated sigh) all right, I'm the golly gee kid.


Well, duh. Even I got that.


Golly gee kid so I told maxum man I wanted to be a superhero.


I bet you have some pretty cool stories


About saving the world.


Oh, you bet I do!


One time, maxum man stumbled into the mansion


Covered in alien eyeballs!


Well, he handed me his costume!


And I washed it times!


And the alien came back to get his eyeballs?


The suit was destroyed?


No, no. It was pretty clean after that.


Wow, good story. Right guys?


(Snoring)


(Rooster crows)


(School bell rings)


(Yawns)


And he told stories all night,


Then his car wouldn't start.


He asked me to give it a push...


All the way to school.


Man, that dude has the worst luck ever!


Hey, kind of like you!


And you know what?


Your stories are pretty bad too,


Just like the golly gee kid.


You are soooo alike!


Kitty nuh-uuhh.


Sure you're cute just like him.


And you're maxum man's sidekick like he was...


Oh, and you both act, move and think the same way.


But that's it.


Hey! I'm not a washed up sidekick


Who fights mildew instead of super villains.


I'm not like him at all!


I accidentally wore your shoes home.


They fit perfectly!


(Sniffs)


It's like they're mine, but yours!


(Gulps)


(Sighs)


Okay! Maybe we are the same!


The golly gee kid was a sidekick just like me...


But he had a dream, a dream to be something more,


Something better the dream to be a superhero.


And that's my dream too!


Golly gee kid! Wait for me!


(Sing songy) you and him are same-zies!


You and him are the same-zies-


(Pained cry)



Golly gee kid so why are we at supers-r-us?


'Cause you're tired of being a janitor


And ready to be a hero!


Sounds good doesn't it?


I guess...


But a new costume?


These are pretty flashy.


Look, step one to being a superhero


Is look like a superhero.


Just think of this as a new beginning...


On maxum man's account.


Armand, ditch the cheap stuff!


It's the perfect costume! Mine!


It's been on back order for years!


(Whispering) so what's next on the super old man


Super makeover super show?


Phase two should start about...


Kitty (screams)


Now.


Vana help. I am a helpless person in need of... Help.


This is awful. Did eric write this?


Ahem, I too am in need of help!


I yearn to be returned to my dearest eric,


So I may bestow upon him the biggest hug of all hugs!


I may have rewritten mine a little.


Hey, that mother and daughter are in big trouble,


I bet they could sure use a superhero to save them.


They sure could!


Wow, that is really high up.


Trevor! Maybe you should head to the school


And start working on (whispering) phase three.


(Whispering) you got it, bud.


What's phase three?


Oh right.


Huh?


All right golly gee! Be that hero!


(Effort grunts)


Or not.


Move closer!


What?


Nothing! You're doing great!


Lower.


(Sighs)


Vana boy, I sure am in danger all the way up here,


Where it is dangerous.


(Huge effort grunts)


Lower. Lower.


(Effort grunts)


(Groans)


(Effort grunts)


Thank you!


Thank you, golly gee kid...


For saving me.


I still got it.


(Gasp) you're safe now.


Hi kids! Brush your teeth!


Hey, stay in sidekick school!


Remember, teeth are for eating


Not hitting with hammers.


(Whistling)


Look how happy he is!


I know, but I don't want to see him hurt.


Maybe he wasn't ever cut out to be a superhero.


But he has to be!


He was maxum man's sidekick!


There's got to be more for him than being a janitor!


I'll prove it.


Trevor's set up phase three.


(Crash!, Rumbling)


Golly gee kid! Where you be!


That's trevor now.


He's portending to be a villain


So golly gee kid can get some confidence.


Golly gee kid stand back!


This villain is mine!


I told you he'd make a great hero!


You want fight? I like fight!


(Rumbling)


Okay, trevor's made some interesting


Super villain choices.


I respect that.


Trevor trick or treat!


Er, I mean, I'm gonna do something evil!


What do you guys think? I got it on sale!


Trevor!


But if that giant, really mean guy isn't you,


Then who is he?


Golly gee kid! You mine!


Prepare to face the golly gee kid


(Beep) (rip)


Don't look behind me.


Both okay.


That's brute brutal, master xox's evil sidekick!


My arch enemy from the old days!


Uh, you sure you can handle this?


I'm as sure as I've ever been.


(Bones cr*ck)


♪♪♪


No! That's sidekick stuff! Be the hero!


Oh... Right.



(Roars)


(Roars)


I can't let it end like this.


Brain, get me master xox on the phone!


Xox! Why are you calling for another bad guy?


Brute brutal smashy smashy time!


Now feel fists of strongest


Super villain in world! Huh?


(Laser beams)


Master xox super villain?


(Laughs) I think you mean sidekick, don't you?


Brute brutal mmmaster xox! Um...


This not how it looks!


It's a good thing I got an anonymous call


Telling me my sidekick overstepped his bounds.


Brute sorry?


Brute just want to try make something of self.


What's the sidekick's number one rule? Mh?


(Groans)


Sidekick is just sidekick.


That's right!


And never forget it!


Now get back to the lab!


(Sobbing)


I'll destroy you all later. Bye now.


Kitty calling in xox was a great idea, eric.


There's nothing meaner than a ticked-off super.


I love you.


Eric what? Kitty what?


Golly gee kid I think you have great things in store for you,


Things that don't involve a mop and bucket.


You really think so?


Golly gee kid nope. Not really.


What about you? You gonna stick with the superheroing?


Absolutely! You've inspired me.


But maybe I should do a quick clean up first.


Guys? A little help?


(Sighs)