[WHIMPERS]
Bad show.
He's so weak.
What did Anti-Pops
do to him?
It was the same thing
he did to Earl.
Like, he almost erased him
from existence or something.
Let's just do what Earl said
and get Pops to the Seer.
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Now approaching Planet Nielsen.
RIGBY: That's a planet?
It looks like
some weird appliance.
I got a bad feeling
about this.
Welcome to Planet Streaming.
Would you like to upgrade
for an ad-free experience?
Only . a month.
Planet Streaming?
I thought this was
Planet Nielsen.
Planet Nielsen is obsolete.
Everything is streaming now.
We're currently showing
. billion forms
of online content.
Would you like to start
your free trial?
We just need
your credit-card num-ber.
It's them.
Take them to holding.
Ahh. Does everything
have to try to k*ll us?
Reel to Reel?
Disc Masters.
It truly is a small universe
to see you here.
This is Black and White,
sworn brother
of the Format Wars.
We need to get you
out of here.
But we need to get Pops
to the Seer.
The Seer? Ha ha.
No one sees
the all-knowing Seer.
But the Seer
always sees you.
So, can you take us
to her, or...
Yeah, we can take you,
but first,
he needs medical attention.
Follow us. Hurry before
Streaming sends reinforcements.
Brace yourselves.
Be kind. Rewind.
Reel to Reel,
what's the--Ding.
Frozen burritos.
Get that guy in here STAT.
Come on now.
Come on. Chew it.
Yes, chew it up. Come on.
There you go.
He's stable.
After ccs of Salisbury steak
and a little rest,
he'll be good as new.
You're a doctor?
I was a doctor
in the resistance,
before the Format Wars,
before Streaming took over.
Took over?
I've got it all right here.
NARRATOR: Planet Nielsen--
a place where all universes
can be seen under one roof.
Here we have
highly trained analysts
watching and tracking views
of the various universes
throughout the galaxy.
Hangin' With the Plartians--
million viewers
ages to .
Business was booming
for Planet Nielsen.
Advertisers
would pay top dollar
to know how many people
were watching each universe,
until Streaming came along
and took over.
Streaming didn't care
what people were watching
because it already knew,
thus rendering
the Nielsen system obsolete.
Hopeless and jobless,
Streaming banished the workers
to the bowels of the city
forever,
where they tried to preserve
the ways of the old formats,
because what happens
if you want to watch
your favourite universe
when the Internet is down,
or if you want to see
the glorious quality of a DVD
instead of
the poorly compressed video
of Streaming?
The world may never know.
Now that
you know the history,
you understand
why the old formats
must put an end
to this torrenting tyrant.
Why couldn't
Streaming be stopped
by this all-knowing Seer?
She just relays information
about what she sees.
Whether or not
she has actual powers
is kind of a gray area.
Everything's a gray area to you,
Black and White.
Ouch. Reel to Reel
getting a little too real.
Indeed. sh*ts fired.
[expl*si*n]
They know
the Chosen One is here.
We've got to
get to the Seer now.
What about Pops?
I'm all right.
Uhh. Take me to the Seer.
Run. Go.
I'll hold them off.
I hope they're hungry.
Always follow
proper heating instructions.
[BEEPING]
For the formats.
[YELLING]
[GROANS]
Come on. This way.
[KEYBOARD KEY CLACKING]
Thirty-four share.
Eight million households.
to .
Thirteen share. One million.
Twelve share.
Two million households.
to .
[GASPS]
They got free coffee.
Work perks.
Work perks.
Stop.
Nielsen employees only.
What are you doing down here?
It's okay, HD.
They're with us.
[BOTH GASP]
The Chosen One.
And it's the five Disc Masters
as well.
DVD? You're here, too?
No. DVD is dead.
What?
Yeah. I'm HD DVD now.
I got upgraded.
New voice chip and everything.
High-definition, baby.
Now I'm the most superior
physical format to date.
Take that, Dad.
Forgive my brother.
His picture quality
isn't as clear as mine,
so he forgets things.
I'm Blu-ray,
and I'm obviously
the most superior
physical format to date.
Whatever. I still have better
sound definition than you.
Tell that to my ten gigs
of extra storage.
I would, but I think
someone's surface coating
is a little too thick
to understand.
Well, at least
I'm not the one
with the ability
to roam any region
and still went
crying home to Daddy.
You leave Father out of this.
Whoa, whoa, kids.
Don't scratch a disc.
We need to get Pops
to the Seer.
Right. Sorry. Follow us.
Allow me.
My bit rate is faster.
Your face is a bit rate.
Seer, we have brought
the Chosen One.
Ah, yes. Pops.
I've been expecting you.
You... know who I am?
Of course I do.
I know each
and every one of you.
You don't know me.
Oh, Muscle Man,
always so brash.
You know who else
is always so brash?
Uh... who?
Come on. You know.
I don't know what
you're talking about, lady.
My... mom.
Whoa, bro.
That's right.
I've been watching you guys
since the very beginning.
I know everything
about you.
Everything?
Sure.
You all work at the park.
You and Rigby
are the slacker duo.
Benson's
the grouchy manager.
Skips is immortal.
Funny stuff.
Anyone could've known that.
Oh, yeah?
[♪♪♪]
Whoa.
Whoa.
You started off
really strong.
But when Mordecai
started dating Margaret,
things levelled off a little.
I was always
more of a C.J. fan myself.
Every Halloween
was a spike in interest,
but lately, that's been
a little weak as well.
Eh, Rigby going to
high school helped,
as did Muscle Man
getting married.
Everyone sure loves weddings.
And whole going-to-space thing?
Whoo. I was not expecting that.
I'm curious to see
where things go now.
But then again,
everything must end eventually.
End? What will end?
Your universe, of course.
Many universes
have come and gone.
It's the natural order
of things.
Yours lasted longer than most,
but now your universe,
your lives, the park--
everything--
it's all going to end.
[ALL GASP]
It can't end.
Ah, but that's what
this has all been
leading up to, Pops--
the final battle
with your evil twin.
[GASPS]
[expl*si*n]
We can't hold Streaming
much longer.
We got to get Pops
out of here.
[ALL GASP]
Not today,
you dumb data boxes.
You cash-hungry coffins.
Aah.
Aah.
[ALL PANTING]
How are you so calm?
The universe is ending.
It's not my universe
that's ending. It's yours.
It's a shame that I won't
be able to watch it anymore.
I've really grown
quite fond of you all.
Personally, I wish you had
a bigger role, dear.
HD DVD: Uhh, it's like
an oversaturation
of the marketplace.
Time to cancel
our subscription.
We're almost there.
[CACKLING]
Streaming?
Hello,
HD DVD and Blu-ray.
And you've brought all
your remaining formats to me.
Finally I can add you all
to my queue of destruction.
No.
Reel to Reel.
He was the original.
[GRUNTING]
Black and White, no.
You can't stop him.
Aah.
Fool. There's no escape.
Streaming is the future.
[CACKLES]
Ohh.
[POWERS DOWN]
You can make it,
Black and White.
There's still a market
for you.
In space-- [COUGHS]
no one can hear you... stream.
[POWERS DOWN]
Quick, while
he's still buffering.
Go.
Go.
[ALL PANTING]
Now you must go to
where it all began, Pops--
to your home planet--
Lolliland.
That's where the final battle
will take place.
Do I really
have to fight my brother?
You've fought him before,
and you will fight him again.
And your universe
will reset itself.
That's how it's always been
and how it will always be.
There must be another way.
Uh, sometimes
doing something different
makes all the difference,
but then again,
everybody loves reruns.
Oh, no.
Go now, Pops.
Make it
a jolly good show.
Eileen,
enter the coordinates.
You got it.
My favourite planet.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
08x27 - Meet the Seer
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.