[♪♪♪]
You stole my name, Pops.
And it won't be over
until I get my revenge!
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
Hey, Benson,
what's with the fancy spread?
Mr. Maellard said he needed
to give an announcement.
You could all learn a thing
or two about boss appreciation--
[TABLE CRASHES]
[SIGHS]
Mr. Maellard!
How nice of you
to visit us today.
No time for bootlicking, Benson.
Take a seat.
As you're all aware,
park attendance
has been declining for years.
With no visitors, I'm basically
just paying you boys
to babysit Pops at this point.
They're doing
a bang-up job!
With that in mind, I've decided
to shut down the park.
Come on, man!
What?
No visitors?
Well, what about, uh...
That guy?
Wait. Not yet.
One ugly guy
plotting revenge on my son
for the last four years isn't
enough to keep the park open.
You guys all had a good run,
but I'm afraid you're all fired.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I got to go rig a yacht race.
Wait!
[LIMO DOOR CLOSES]
Mr. Maellard! Mr. Maellard!
Benson,
get ahold of yourself!
Please, just give us
one more sh*t.
It's all I've got...
[GROANS]
Aw, jeez.
Look, it'll take a week
for the paperwork to go through,
but if you can get attendance
up, I might reconsider.
But I'm talking about
real park visitors,
not a bunch of weirdos
hiding out in the bushes.
Thank you, Mr. Maellard.
Thank you so much!
One week, Benson.
[TIRES SCREECH]
Thank you, Mr. Maellard!
Not yet. Ooh!
Maellard sent us this turnstile
to keep tabs on our attendance.
Now, ideas for bringing in
more visitors.
Anyone?
Battle boats...
Have something to share?
I was thinking the paddle boats
are kind of lame,
so maybe we could--
Whoa! Let me stop you there,
'cause I see where you're
going, and I like it!
BOTH:
Battle boats!
Like bumper cars
but on the high seas!
Slap tires on the sides,
give people lances for jousting.
I don't think
that's a good idea.
Hold on, Skips.
Now, obviously,
battle boats is a terrible idea.
We all agree on that.
But we've got just one week
to save the park.
So no idea,
besides battle boats,
is too stupid.
Now, come on.
Let's get some visitors
to the park!
[♪♪♪]
BENSON:
Well, this was a disaster.
Low turnout
is one thing,
but how did we get
negative visitors?
Guys, in hours, Maellard's
gonna shut the park down!
No more ideas at all?
We could update our résumés.
Good idea.
Oy.
This is it.
I'll miss you all.
[BLOWS]
Oh, come on, guys...
[SNIFFLES]
Let's have some fun
on our last night, huh?
Wing kingdom? My treat?
[ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
[♪♪♪]
RIGBY:
You don't get it, man.
Oh, yeah!
I remember that.
[BURPS]
Shh! Shh!
Hey! Hey!
I want to say somethin'.
Here's to the best crew
I've ever worked with!
[ALL CHEERING]
Yeah, Benson!
And you know what?
I'm just gonna say it--
Maellard is a jerk!
Yeah!
He's my father,
though.
And people are jerks too.
Why wouldn't you want to come
to our park?
I mean, look how pretty it is
tonight.
You know what my favorite part
of the park is?
That tree right there.
Wait. That's not--
Or...
Where was it again?
Come to think of it,
where are we?
Yeah.
I've worked here for years.
I've never seen this part
of the park before.
That's because
this isn't your park.
Yeah!
Remember stuff somewhere else.
You're holding up the line
for the gazebo.
How'd we end up
in East Pines?
How many wings have we had?
Quick, guys--
Let's trash the place!
Hup! Hup!
[GRUNTING]
That's actually pretty solid.
Get them out of here!
Hey! Stop!
Cut it out!
[GRUNTING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Nice threads.
What's the secret?
Why does East Pines
get visitors when we don't?
It's the uniforms,
isn't it, Gene?
[SIGHS]
Yeah, Benson.
It's the uniforms.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Ha! So you admit it!
What're you talking about?
It's too late.
We know your secret.
Let's get out of here.
[LAUGHTER]
Hey. Hey!
Quiet!
We only have more hours
to save the park.
Now...
Who's ready to stay up
all night designing uniforms?
ALL:
Uniforms! Whoo!
[♪♪♪]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[NARRATOR READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]
[NARRATOR READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]
[NARRATOR READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]
[NARRATOR READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]
Synergy, solution,
bottom line, X Factor.
[NARRATOR READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]
Well, guys, this is it--
Our last day.
So I don't know--
Rake some leaves or something.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Oh, great!
Guys, the uniforms!
ALL:
Uniforms!
Ha! Maybe it won't be
our last day after all.
Weird they put them all
in separate boxes.
Looks like there's
some kind of warning.
[♪♪♪]
Blah, blah, blah.
Do you want to read
or do you want to save the park?
[♪♪♪]
Oh, my. These didn't
turn out well at all.
I don't understand.
They looked
so cool
on the computer last night.
Smile, bro!
My friend Scottie
is gonna love this.
[GAME BEEPING]
[VIBRATING]
Heh.
Classic. Mm-hmm.
Check it out!
Your picture's going viral.
Stop talking!
Whoa, Benson-- Look!
We've got visitors.
[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
Huh! Looks like the uniforms
are already working.
Hey, there's more.
[♪♪♪]
[HORN HONKING]
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
RIGBY:
Whoa! This is crazy!
Dude, whatever
they're paying you
to wear those ugly uniforms,
it's not enough!
Ha! They're even more heinous
than that internet picture.
Aw, what? Muscle Man!
These people are here
to make fun of our uniforms
because of your picture!
Whatever.
Any publicity is good publicity.
Hey, I want a picture
with double-wide!
Get off me, bro!
[LAUGHTER]
All right,
let's all settle down.
We're glad you're visiting
the park--
Oh! Who threw that?
[LAUGHTER]
Aah! No more pictures!
Now seems like
a good time to leave.
Agreed!
They're getting away!
Hey! I'm not done
making fun of them!
MAN:
Get 'em!
[CROWD CLAMORING]
Hey, guys! The houndstooth
codpiece was a great idea,
but it's making it hard to run
from this angry mob.
Ditch the uniforms?
Bingo.
Okay, fine!
But it's a colossal
waste of money!
[♪♪♪]
There they are!
[ALL GRUNTING]
Uh, guys...
What's going on?
Those clashing colors
and styles are highly unstable!
Run!
[♪♪♪]
[ALL SCREAMING]
It's a black hole
of ugliness!
It only sucks in ugly things.
Aah!
[YOWLS]
Aah!
Yeah, but we're safe.
We're not ugly.
Oh, yeah, bros!
We got nothing to worry about!
We have to find a way
to plug that hole!
Agreed. In the meantime,
Muscle Man,
try to be more...attractive?
[GRUNTS]
[SQUEALS]
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
[POSSUMS HISSING]
[ALL SCREAM]
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
Fill it in!
[ALL GRUNTING]
Look at these dweebs.
I'm a male model,
and even I know
you can't fill up
a magical portal.
Yeah, losers.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Guess they were ugly
on the inside.
Bros! Bros!
I think I might be
the right size and shape
to plug up that hole!
I'm too, you know,
"appearance challenged"
for this world anyway, right?
ALL:
Uh...
[ALL GASP]
Stop trying to protect
my feelings, bros!
It's science!
I'm gonna let go!
ALL:
No! No, no, no!
No!
[CHUCKLES MANIACALLY]
Gotcha!
I've waited
a long time for this.
Huh?
Time to see
what's on the other side.
[SQUEALING]
[ALL YELL]
What is this?
Who are you?
You took my life away from me!
Now I'm gonna return the favor.
[LAUGHING]
[MUSCLE MAN SQUEALING]
Huh?
Aah!
MAELLARD [CHUCKLES]:
Well, I don't know
how you did it.
We have never had
more visitors.
Oh, papa!
Does that mean...?
That we'll be open
for years to come!
Yes!
This park is wonderful!
[SIPS]
Oh, this tea is wonderful too.
Thanks for noticing the tea,
sir.
How did you all think of it?
Well,
we just asked ourselves:
"What do we have
that other parks don't?"
[CHUCKLES]
Finally,
the attention I deserve!
[SOBBING]
I'm so happy!
[CHUCKLES]
[♪♪♪]
06x24 - Men in Uniform
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.