[upbeat music]
-Whoever gets this next jelly bean
in Munchy's mouth wins.
-I love jelly beans, so I win no matter what.
-How'd you get money for jelly beans
when you still owe me money?
-We didn't pay for these.
We found them on the floor at the bus station.
-Floor food is always free. Life hack.
-I'm here to collect your payment
from your job at the hair salon.
-Oh, about that.
Instead of money, I got paid with a new look.
-I want to be mad, but it looks amazing.
Well, tell me why you turned down the job
that came in today.
-How did you know we turned down a job?
-I made science kid give me
full access to the KidDING app.
-Why would he do that?
-Because I told him I'll
call him by his real name.
-I can't believe Fisher did that.
-Who the heck is Fisher?
-Jaget, you really don't need
access to the KidDING app.
-Yeah, we have a system that works.
-I have a system that works, too.
It's called you do all the jobs
until you replace my dune buggy you m*rder*d.
-But the job we turned down was from Crunchy.
-He tries to hire us all
the time, but he's the worst.
-He's this really rich kid
who's tried to ruin our friendship with Munchy
multiple times.
-Hey, I didn't ask for bedtime stories.
I asked why you didn't take the job.
Here's the answer.
You did. [Notification chimes]
-He accepted the job for us!
-That's right.
I now control the sidewalks and cyberspace.
Cyber Jaget out.
Ooh, ah. [Imitates record scratching]
[babbles]
♪ ♪
-The livestream has started.
The top science-based video gaming companies
are logging on to see the demonstration
of your video game, sir.
-It's showtime, people. Gloria, are you ready?
-I'm always ready. It's kinda my thing.
-Hey, everyone. It's Fisher.
Today, I'm gonna demo the game I designed,
"Periodic Table Takedown."
I was going to demonstrate the game
with my assistant Horrigan,
but he gets motion sickness.
-Something I discovered
on a most unfortunate bus trip to summer camp.
-So I'll be competing against my friend, Gloria.
-Yes, we're friends
who kinda sorta went on
a couple dates-type-things,
but we're figuring it out
and you don't really need to know all this.
Please take over, Fisher.
-Yeah, okay.
Let's play "Periodic Table Takedown."
I created this game, so she
doesn't really have a chance.
-She's about to crush you.
-Enough talking. Gear up.
Fisher has chosen to battle as cobalt,
a powerful, lustrous metal.
Gloria will be potassium,
a risky move considering its low atomic mass.
The fight starts now!
-Fight!
[grunting and impacts]
[energetic music]
♪ ♪
-Wow, you're pretty good at this.
-Yes, I am.
♪ ♪
-Sir, she appears to have the upper hand.
-Oh, don't be ridiculous. I got this.
♪ ♪
Whoa!
-And you're dead.
-What?
This never happened!
-Thanks, Fisher. Let me know
if you ever want to lose again.
-Thanks for coming. That was fun!
That was a disaster!
How could I have lost at my own game?
I'm gonna be the laughingstock
of the science-based video gaming community.
-Plus, you lost to Gloria. And you like her!
[imitates smooching]
-Shut up.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
-Welcome to Crunchyham Palace.
-We've been here before.
-In fact, we're the reason
the last two butlers quit.
-You're welcome.
-I'd love to engage you in conversation,
but it's time for Crunchy's grand entrance.
[gong rings out]
[fanfare]
♪ ♪
-Hello, Lex, Presley, and Munchy.
-Oh, hey, Crunchy. Didn't see you come in.
-I'm so happy you finally accepted my KidDING.
I don't know why you didn't respond earlier.
-The app's really glitchy.
-Yeah, it's so frustrating.
-I thought we were just ignoring him.
When they look at me like that,
usually I've said something wrong.
They'll tell me what it was later.
-Well, when I was you accepted the KidDING,
I gave Hildred the day off.
-It's my first day off in a year.
I'm getting my oil changed, doing my taxes,
and getting married.
-We get it, you gave your butler the day off
and hired us to hang out with you
so you can try to be friends again.
-Sweet, silly Presley.
I gave her the day off because
you're gonna be my butlers.
All: What?
-I said...
you're gonna be my butlers!
-We know.
You already made us change into these outfits.
-[groans]
-♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
-Here's the thing, Crunchy.
It's not that we don't want to be your butlers.
-It's just that we don't know to be butlers.
-But I've always wanted to learn.
Both: Munchy!
-Listen up.
I'm throwing a dinner party tomorrow night
for some new friends.
-He's going to show off his magnificent table
that was just restored.
-It's from my great-great grandfather.
He threw a family out of their log cabin
and used the wood to make it.
-Sounds like your whole family is awesome.
-Hildred, don't forget to
teach them the butler dance.
They'll be performing it tonight at dinner.
-What's a butler dance?
-It's a dance my butler
does on special occasions.
Hildred, show them.
-With pleasure.
[grand orchestral music]
♪ ♪
-Oh, delightful!
I'll leave you butlers to your training.
Hildred, don't leave until
they're ready to take over.
-I'll get some supplies.
And tell my fiancé I'll be late to our wedding.
-This is the worst.
-No, this is perfect.
If this dinner party goes well,
Crunchy will have new friends
and he'll stop bothering us to be his friends.
-Okay, I guess we're gonna
learn how to be butlers.
-[posh accent] Indeed, madam.
Both: Ooh!
-So butler-y.
-The trick it to talk like a stuck-up cat.
♪ ♪
-Okay, sir.
I've run the diagnostic on your video game.
I've identified the problem.
-Good! What is it?
-It's you.
-What?
-Sir, there's nothing wrong with this game.
Gloria just outplayed you.
-But that's impossible. I created the game.
I can't lose to someone
who's never played before.
-We have a livestream recording
that proves you can, sir.
-Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
We're gonna alter the program
to help me b*at Gloria in a rematch.
-[gasps] You want to cheat?
-Is it really cheating
if I give myself an advantage
in a game that I created?
-Yes.
-Then yes, I want to cheat.
♪ ♪
-I feel pretty good about this.
Hildred was a great teacher.
-I don't want to be proud of this job,
but that's a good-looking table.
-[posh accent] Me-ow.
-For the last time, I'm not interested.
And please, stop calling, Grandma!
What have you done to my priceless table?
-We set it according to Hildred's specifications.
-Then what do you call this?
-A fork.
-Yes, it's a fork, but it's
the wrong kind of fork.
This is for shrimp, and we're having scallops!
I'll just clear the table so
you can fix your mistake.
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Stop! That took hours!
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, no!
-Stop! Please, stop! Oh!
-You will grow from this.
♪ ♪
-Okay, Horrigan.
Is everything ready for
Operation I'm Going To Win?
-You mean Operation Fisher's A Dirty Cheater
Because He's Afraid To Lose To Gloria?
-I like my way better, but yes.
-All you have to do is give me the signal
by scratching your nose
and I'll activate the cheat code.
-What if I have to scratch my nose for real?
-I'll the know the difference,
sir. It's my job to know.
-Okay, I'm ready for my rematch.
I grabbed you something to drink
so you could wash the taste
of losing out of your mouth.
-I've got a feeling that this
time's gonna be different.
But also, thank you. That's very thoughtful.
-I'm fine. Thanks.
♪ ♪
-Okay, we've reset the table.
How long until the guests are showing up?
[doorbell chimes]
-My guess is right now.
-I'm on it. Let me get into character.
[clears throat]
[progressively more posh] Good evening.
[progressively more posh] Good evening.
[posh accent] Good evening.
[normally] I'm ready.
-I can't wait to see which
fancy people Crunchy invited.
-Could be billionaires, could be celebrities.
-Hello, dummies.
-[posh accent] May I present Tabitha?
-Tabitha, what are you doing here?
-I got an invitation to a fancy party
in a fancy neighborhood.
I'd have to be as dumb as you to turn that down.
What are you doing here?
Besides not giving me bubbly apple juice?
-Well, actually, we're here--
-Don't care. Just give me the juice.
-Okay.
[doorbell chimes]
-Butler Munchy, don't you have to get that?
-[normally] No, I propped the door open
with a fancy statue with no arms.
-Hey, Bub, where's the grub?
-[posh accent] May I present Big Tubby?
-Wait just a lickety split!
You're the awful kids that
cheated at the hot tub contest
I was already cheatin' at!
-You're eating here tonight, too?
-Well, I didn't come here to
watch a pig whistle showtunes!
[laughs] [notification chimes]
-It's Crunchy.
He says, "Hit the gong, you idiots."
[gong rings out]
-Greetings, future friends!
So glad you could come to my humble home!
Who am I kidding? It's not humble.
It's the size of a mall.
-He ain't kiddin'!
I took my Christmas card pictures out front!
-Crunchy, how do you know Tabitha and Big Tubby?
-We've never met.
See, when you didn't respond
to my KidDING requests,
I spent a lot of time on your
app reading the comments.
-There's a comment section?
-Yes, and the people on there are savage.
-So I invited everyone who
gave you the worst reviews
here tonight.
-Wait, what?
-Since you clearly are not
going to agree to be my best friends again,
I'm going to give an evening
so awful, you'll never forget it.
-So this whole dinner
is gonna be full of jerks who don't like us?
-That's right.
Revenge is a dish best served
by the people you're trying
to get revenge against.
[doorbell chimes]
-[normally] Oh, no. More jerks.
-Not jerks!
Both: Jerkelvoss!
-I can't imagine a worse combination of people.
-Fancy Jaget in!
-I stand corrected.
♪ ♪
-Jaget, what are you doing here?
-As your new boss, I called Crunchy
to let him know to be as hard on you as possible.
-He sounded super-mean,
so I invited him to dinner.
You know, 'cause I hate you.
-So now, I'll be here keeping an eye on you kids.
And eating fancy soup!
[slurping loudly]
[glass rings]
-Thank you all for coming.
We've never met, but we
all have one thing in common.
Bad experiences with these three.
-You're ding-dang right there!
[chuckles]
-Later on,
these three will be performing
an elaborate butler dance.
But for now, let's go around my beautiful table
and say one thing you don't like about them.
-What? Why would you do that?
-You're a butler, not a talker-backer.
-[clears throat] Hello.
I'm Dutch and this is my sister, Greta.
-And I'm Greta, and this is my brother, Dutch.
-These kids stole our gift card
after we b*at them fair and square
in the sand castle competition.
-For the record, we won that competition,
but were disqualified.
-For the record, nobody cares. Now serve me soup.
-I'm Tabitha.
I hired these three to make a boy jealous,
which they did, but not how I wanted them to.
-[normally] So even though
you got what you wanted,
you're still upset?
-That's right. Don't try to understand me.
-Howdy.
I'm Big Tubby of Big Tubby's Tub-O-Ribs.
I used to sell hot tubs
and hired them to make a commercial.
Next thing I know, they force
me to give hot tubs to orphans!
Orphans!
After my hot tub store went belly-up,
I opened Big Tubby's Tub-O-Ribs
'cause Big Tubby loves ribs.
-I'm Jaget, and I have the saddest story of all.
Imagine the most beautiful dune buggy.
Now imagine it on fire,
screaming as it burns to a crisp!
Now stop imagining, because it happened.
And they did it.
-For shame on you.
-Hey, my dinner roll is stale.
-Oh, they're not for eating.
They're for chucking at them.
Join me, won't you?
-Wait, what?
-Well, I'm sorry--
-Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[laughter]
-Wait!
What is this?
-It looks like a drop of soup.
-That's right.
And it nearly soaked through the tablecloth
onto my priceless table that my ancestors built
from a stolen log cabin.
How did the soup get there?
-My guess is because Big
Tubby is eating soup with a fork.
-Hey, there's no wrong way to eat soup.
-You three are a complete disaster.
What made you ever think you could be butlers?
-You made us do it.
-You leave me no choice.
In order for you to learn to be proper butlers,
I'm f*ring Hildred and hiring you
to be my butlers full-time.
[notifications chime]
-We're not accepting that job.
-You don't have to, because I just did.
[notifications chime]
-Stop doing that!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
-I can't be a full-time butler!
I didn't even want to be a part-time butler!
-There's so much I wanna do with my life.
I haven't even been on a helicopter!
-I never got to go to Paris. It's in Las Vegas!
You can get a lemonade in a giant glass
shaped like the Eiffel Tower!
-And I've never hugged a dolphin!
What do we do, what do we do?
-There's not much we can
do. Jaget won't let us quit.
-And we still have to do that stupid butler dance
at the end of dinner.
-I mean, I will rock it, but
I won't be happy about it.
-Hey, wait. That's it.
We use the butler dance to our advantage.
-Yes.
We go on tour as dancing butlers!
-No, we use it to get Crunchy to fire us.
That way, we'll get out of this job
and there's nothing Jaget can do about it.
-How is dancing gonna get us fired?
Because again, I'm gonna rock it.
-Well, what does Crunchy love more than anything?
His table! We're going to destroy it.
But we have to make it look like an accident.
-Let's do it.
Boop.
-Boop.
-No.
Like a stuck-up cat.
[clears throat]
[post accent] Mm, boop.
-[post accent] Mm, boop.
-[post accent] Mm, boop.
All: Boop, boop.
♪ ♪
-Okay, we're live in three, two, one.
-Welcome back to "Periodic Table Takedown."
Today, we have a round two between me and Gloria,
who got very lucky last time.
-Lucky is finding an onion ring in your fries.
I kicked your butt.
-And the fight starts... now!
-Fight!
[grunting and impacts]
[energetic music]
-[gasps]
♪ ♪
You're about to go down.
-Yes, sir.
♪ ♪
-Oh, I've got you now.
-Jag-Jitsu prepares me for all situations.
[battle cries]
Yes!
-No!
-I worked on a celebratory
dance for the people at home.
-I can't believe you won again!
How is that possible?
-I guess I'm just better than you.
-I know!
That's why I had Horrigan
create a cheat code for me!
-You what?
-[chuckles uncomfortably]
I mean you got lucky again.
-I can't believe you cheated!
I've never been so hurt and upset in my--
-Oh, give it a rest, little missy!
-[chuckles] What's going on?
-Nothing. There's nothing going on.
-You don't tell him, I'm going to.
-Ugh, fine.
Before the first match,
I had Horrigan create a cheat code.
And I just used it again.
-Horrigan, you double-cheated?
-I couldn't resist the drama of it, sir.
Both of you doing the exact same thing,
and me being the only one who knew?
Dance, my little puppets!
-I'm sorry, Fisher, but Jag-Jitsu teaches us
if you're not cheating, you're not trying.
-I'm sorry for cheating, too.
I just wanted to impress those
video game big sh*ts online.
And if I'm being honest, I
wanted to impress you, too.
-Well, you weren't the only
one trying to impress somebody.
-Ooh, you two like each other!
[imitates smooching]
both: Shut up!
♪ ♪
-We finished first!
Both: Jerkelvoss!
-Oh, ding-dang it!
If I knew it was a race,
I'd have chewed with my mouth open to save time!
-You did.
-Oh, you're finally back.
-I saved you a roll.
-[chuckles]
-Sorry. We were just
preparing for our butler dance.
-Oh, delightful. You may begin.
[grand orchestral music]
♪ ♪
[energetic electronic remix]
What? What are you doing?
Get off my table!
♪ ♪
[wood creaking]
[gasps] It sounds like it's cracking!
Get off!
[wood creaking]
-It's working!
-Let's all jump at the same time!
♪ ♪
[wood creaking loudly]
-It's going down!
-You broke my table and souped my face!
-We're so sorry.
-We got lost in the music.
-Guess we're just not good butlers.
-Hey, Crunchy.
You look funnier than a necktie on a peach pie!
[laughs]
-Oh, you got a little something on your...
everything!
Both: Jerkelvoss!
-Oh, I think Soupface is gonna cry.
All: Aw.
-Soupface!
All: Soupface! Soupface! Soupface!
-Stop it!
It's not funny when you jerks are jerks to me!
-Disagree.
-This is extremely funny.
-I cannot believe you three.
-I only hired you so I can have my revenge,
but you messed it up 'cause you're such idiots!
-Hey, hey, hey! They work for me.
You can't call them idiots.
Only I can call them idiots.
-Thanks, bro.
-Quiet, idiot.
My employees will never work for you again.
Unless you pay double.
-Never.
-Then I stand by the first thing I said.
Let's get outta here.
Jaget and his g*ng of dune
buggy-destroying idiots out.
-Later, jerks.
-It's been awful.
-I'm keeping this suit.
02x17 - Dinner for Jerks
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After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.
After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.