[upbeat music]
-Oh, Cash, I have something for you.
-You have something for the cow?
-Yes. She's given us so much milk
and happiness over the
years, I got her a hay bouquet.
Or as I like to call it, a bouq-hay.
-I would have called it a
moo-quet, but you do you.
-"Either way, I love it.
Thanks, Lex."
-What was that?
-That was my cow voice. I
was pretending to be Cash.
-That didn't sound like a cow.
-A dolphin maybe.
-"I thought it was pretty good."
Thanks, Cash.
-Oh, I love to hate this place.
-Hey, Munchy.
It's your brother's girlfriend, Buckles.
-Ex-girlfriend. She broke up with him again.
This time it was because he
chewed his food too quietly.
Buckles likes guys who make big chewing noises.
-So you ready for the big going away party?
-Who's going away? Is it you?
-Oh, you wish.
I filed a complaint with the city
that this cow pen is illegal.
So now animal control is
taking the stupid cow away.
So let's celebrate! I brought extra hats.
One for you.
Your loss.
Sholly.
-Animal control officer
Sholly reporting for duty.
Now where's the cow?
-It's the big, smelly animal right there.
-Ahh, there you are. Thought you could hide.
-You can't take my cow. This is her home, okay?
And she's my friend, and I use her milk
to make everything at the Mooery.
-Too bad. You need a permit to have this creature
in your restaurant, which you do not have.
So I'm taking her to the cow pound.
-Well, can I just get a permit?
-Of course you can.
-Okay.
-But it takes six to eight years.
-Hey, this isn't fair. You can't take Cash.
-Yeah, Buckles just wants
the Mooery to go out of business.
-Yeah, then everyone
will have to go to her place,
Froyo Yo-Yo, where they
put a yo-yo in every froyo.
-That is true. It's also
true that this cow is leaving.
Sholly, take her away.
-Love to. Let me get my crate.
I might have brought the wrong size crate.
I'll come back tomorrow.
-Everyone's an idiot.
-I can't lose my cow.
-You're not going to.
Cash isn't going to the cow pound.
Not on my watch.
Isn't that right, Cash? "You know it."
-Why are you doing a dolphin voice?
both: Right?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
-I can't believe you might
actually discover a new color.
I'm so excited, sir.
-Horrigan, science isn't about being excited.
But I have a name picked out for the new color,
and it's Fisher Blue.
-I can see the name on a crayon already.
-Okay, go downstairs and get my science tongs.
-Right away, sir. Bennigan!
-How can I help you, sir?
-Go downstairs and get Fisher's science tongs.
-Right away, sir.
-Horrigan?
-Yes, sir.
-Who was that?
-That's Bennigan.
-Follow-up question. Who's Bennigan?
-Well, you know how I'm your assistant?
He's my assistant.
This way I can send him to get your supplies,
and I won't have to miss a
moment of the experiment.
-I'm not sure if that's necessary.
-Don't worry. It'll save a ton of time.
-Your science tongs, Mr. Fisher, sir.
-Hey, you hand those to me,
and I'll hand them to Fisher.
Now, go sit on your stool.
-Yes, sir.
-I got your science tongs, sir.
-Thanks.
[upbeat music]
-Hey. Why did Lex wanna meet us here?
-No idea. I got her text
when I was in the middle
of a k*ller ukulele solo.
[clanging]
What was that?
-Is that the skunk your dad's always feeding?
[cow mooing]
-Hey, Presley.
Do you mind if we hide a cow in your garage?
-♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
-First off, Lex, I'm proud
of you for stealing a cow.
Second off, what are you thinking?
-We can't let an innocent cow
be taken away from its home.
I love animals too much,
Especially ones with big, beautiful eyes.
-Yeah. We couldn't let that
guy from the city take Cash.
He was coming to get her today.
-Cash would do the same for us
if she had a mind capable of forming plans.
-So you guys took the cow
out of the Mooery last night
and snuck her into Presley's garage without me?
I thought we were friends.
-Well, we can't keep a cow in my garage forever.
What's the plan?
-Ty and I figured it out.
We'll remodel my room into a barn,
buy some chickens to keep Cash company...
-And we'll all take plans milking her,
which will keep the Mooery in business.
-And we just have to keep this up until Ty
gets that cow permit in six to eight years.
[cowbell clanging]
-Someone's coming.
-We gotta hide Cash.
[cowbell clanging]
-Jaget. What's with the cowbell?
-I'm on a mission from Buckles.
I'm looking for a cow,
and everybody knows
they're attracted to cowbells.
-Wait, wait, wait. I thought Buckles dumped you.
-It was mutual.
Anyway, she texted me and
said if I track down the cow,
she'll get back together with me.
-So why'd you come here?
-'Cause I think you rotten kids
might have something to do with it.
[together] Ha-ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha.
-Why are you all awkwardly laughing?
And aren't you supposed to
be at the Mooery, Milk Man?
-Um...we deliver.
Yeah, no, I just dropped off a bag of butter.
A butter bag.
[cow mooing]
-What was that?
It came from the garage.
-Ha-ha.
You know, all this talk about garages reminds me
that Presley wrote a song about you.
-I did?
I mean, I did.
-A song about me?
It's about time.
-You're gonna love it. One, two, three.
[upbeat ukulele music] Help
me get the cow out of here
while he's distracted.
-♪ There's so many letters in Jaget ♪
♪ J is for jumping, which he's very good at ♪
♪ A is for apple, which I saw him eat once ♪
♪ G is the middle letter of his name ♪
♪ Unless there are two Gs,
I've never seen it written ♪
♪ E is for everyone ♪
♪ Hurry up, I'm almost out of letters ♪
-Ahh!
-Wait a second. You kids did take the cow.
So that awesome song was just a distraction?
-♪ S is for sorry ♪
-I can't wait to see the look on Buckles' face
when I tell her I found the cow.
She's gonna sorta smile.
Hey. What are you doing?
-We can't keep him in there.
He has a terrible fear of
being trapped in small spaces,
especially garages.
-Let me out of here!
-Don't worry. Lex will know what to do.
-You kids are in trouble.
-Wait. Where's Lex?
-Let me out of here!
I need space.
I can't even spread out my arms.
All right, I can. But it's not much clearance.
-Hey, calm down.
-Who said that?
Was that you, cow?
-"Of course it was me.
There's no one else here."
-I knew talking cows were real.
[upbeat music]
-Horrigan, I need the prism.
-Yes, sir. Bennigan, I need the prism.
-Yes, sir. Arbie.
-Yes, sir.
-I need the prism.
-Yes, sir.
-Well, hold on a second. Who is this?
-I felt I wasn't maximizing
my time with Horrigan,
so I hired my own assistant.
-Here's your prism.
-Hey, you're my assistant. Hand that to me.
-Now go sit on your stool.
-Yes, sir.
-Your prism, Mr. Fisher, sir.
-Bennigan,
we've been over this.
Now go sit on your stool.
-Yes, sir.
-I got your prism, sir.
-Thanks, Horrigan. This is saving a lot of time.
-Okay, when we open this garage,
Jaget will most likely go crazy.
-Most likely? He's gonna spring out of there
like a cobra sh*t out of a circus cannon.
-Wait. Why don't I get any protection?
-Well, Ty, we need Jaget to go after someone,
and we voted and chose
you since you're the weakest.
-Wait, what?
-No time to explain.
Let's open this.
[phone dings]
It's Lex. She's in the garage.
And Jaget thinks she's the cow.
She has a plan but needs a little more time.
[phone chimes]
She also says we owe her an apology
for making fun of her cow voice,
because it's working great.
That seems wrong.
-So what you're saying is, I'm a cow.
-"No. One more time.
"I'm saying you not wanting
to be trapped in this garage
"is the same as me not wanting to be trapped
in the cow pound."
-Whew.
You're making a lot of sense, cow.
-Moo betcha.
-[laughs]
Moo betcha? That's funny.
You're a comedy cow, huh?
-Okay. Lex says it's safe
to open the garage but don't blow her cover.
-Okay. Let's have Ty go first just in case.
-Good idea.
-Why does everyone assume
I'm the weak one? You know, I work out twice a--
-No time.
-And that's why you should never feed
a Gremlin after midnight.
-What's happening?
-Life.
Turns out this cow really gets me, and I get her.
-Wait. So does this mean
that you're not gonna tell Buckles Cash is here?
-About that. I got good moos and bad moos.
That's a little joke Cash taught me.
-What's the good moos?
-I'm friends with this cow now.
So I'd never turn her in.
both: Yes.
Wait. What's the bad moos?
-I already turned her in.
[together] What?
-Yeah, before you locked me
in the garage, I texted Buckles
and let her know that Cash was here.
She'll be here any minute.
-Wait. So Buckles is on her way here?
Run for your lives!
both: Weak one.
[upbeat ukulele music]
-♪ There are so many letters ♪
♪ In Jaget ♪
♪ J is for jumping ♪
♪ Which I'm very good at ♪
♪ A is for Apple which ♪
-Stop playing the stupid baby guitar.
-Oh, hey, Buckles.
-Where's the cow?
-In the garage.
-Well, thanks for finding it, Jaget.
You know, once we ship that thing off,
I'm gonna let you buy me dinner.
-Okay, I'm ready to find that cow
and take her to the cow pound, and--
oh, my goodness, is that Jaget?
-Sholly, what are you doing here?
-I'm looking at you; that's what I'm doing here.
But what I'm really doing
here is looking for a stolen cow.
-Wait. You two know each other?
-Of course. We're both
heroes that work for the city.
I control the crosswalks.
He controls the animals.
Together we're unstoppable.
-We're also tetherball teammates.
-Our team name is the Tether Bros.
Let's show her our thing.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
both: ♪ Everyone knows we're the Tether Bros ♪
♪ When there's a ball on a
string that's where we goes ♪
♪ Tether Bros, ha, Tether Bros, ha ♪
-Knock it off!
We have a cow to capture and a Mooery
to run out of business.
Open it up.
[imitates lightsaber whooshing]
-I'm ready.
-Ha-ha, thought you could hide from me?
Think again. We're taking you away.
I can't wait to see the look...
Boxes.
What is this?
-As a professional animal control officer,
I am almost positive that is not a cow.
-You said the cow was in the garage.
-[gasps] I'm as surprised as you are.
I guess we've tried all we can.
I think you said something
about me buying you dinner?
-Where is the cow?
-Uh...
-[grunting]
Come on, guys, we gotta work
together to get Cash into the basement.
-How did I get stuck on this side of the cow?
-We had another vote.
-What?
-Guys, you better get that cow moving.
The boxes we set up didn't fool Buckles.
-Well, grab some cow and push!
-Three, two, one.
[grunts]
-We're all set.
When this laser hits this prism,
we're gonna crate a new color.
I just need my science goggles.
-Right away, sir. Bennigan, science goggles.
-Right away, sir. Arbie, science goggles.
-Right away, sir. Jack, science goggles.
-Right away, sir. Colonel, science goggles.
-Right away, sir. Ronald, science goggles.
-Right away, sir. Fisher, science goggles.
-What is happening? This is out of control.
[together] I agree, sir.
-I just wanted to do my experiment,
and now my room is filled with assistants.
Let's just go back to the way things were.
Just the two of us.
-Could I spend more time with you
and less time retrieving your tools?
-Yes, I promise.
-Very good, sir. Bennigan, you're fired.
-Arbie, you're fired.
-Jack, you're fired.
-Colonel, you're fired.
-Ronald, you're fired.
-Fisher, you're fired.
-Everybody, out.
-You heard the man. Come on.
♪ Go, go, go out ♪
♪ One more assistant and we're done ♪
-Tell me where it is.
-I don't know.
-Why are you laughing? You think this is funny?
-I can't help it. You're poking my tickle spot.
[cow mooing]
-What was that?
-That sounded like it could have been a--
I wanna say goose?
-It was a cow. Follow me.
This town's full of idiots.
I smell cow.
-No. I've lived next to
these people for a long time.
They're just a smelly bunch.
-Do they have hooves? Because I see hoof prints.
-It's fresh.
-Well, we follow these
prints, and we'll find the cow.
Come on.
-Pardon us.
-Excuse us, ma'am.
-Coming through.
-You have a lovely home.
-You know what I hate more than cows?
Kids in lab coats. Come on.
-Oh, hi, Buckles. Want us to deal you in?
-Gimme the cow.
-Cow?
I don't know anything about a cow.
[cow mooing]
-Then what was that?
-Uh, me.
I was down to one card, so I said moo-no.
-This better not be a bunch of boxes.
-See? Just another blanket.
-Thanks for coming by.
-Someone must have put a cow under our blankets.
-Arrest this cow.
-On it.
-Sholly, we've been friends and Tether Bros
for a long time. Please don't arrest that cow.
-The city is pretty strict
on animal control issues
but pretty loose on doing favors for friends.
I'll do whatever you want.
-What is going on?
-This cow and I have bonded.
-Jaget, tell your strange
friend to arrest this cow
and I'll get back together with you.
-Really?
-No, Jaget.
Don't you remember?
This cow is your friend. Look into her eyes.
[gentle piano music]
♪ ♪
-You're right. She is my friend.
-No. Look into my eyes.
The eyes of your on-again-off-again girlfriend.
♪ ♪
-Your eyes are nice too.
-No, remember the connection you had
with Cash in the garage?
You said you wanted to
drive cross-country together
all the way to Hawaii.
-How'd you know that?
-Just guessing.
-You have to choose. It's either the cow or me.
♪ ♪
-You know it's right.
-Come on, Jaget.
-You don't even like this girl, and...
-Please do the right thing.
-It's a talking cow.
[indistinct chatter]
[tense music]
♪ ♪
-Knock it off!
Your shouting isn't gonna make
me choose a cow over Buckles.
-Thank you.
-'Cause I came to that conclusion on my own.
-Yes!
-Sholly, drop the case.
-And get me a permit so Cash
can be at the Mooery legally.
-No problem.
I actually have a bunch of permits in my pocket.
See you this weekend on the tetherball court.
♪ Everyone knows we're the Tether Bros ♪
♪ When there's a ball on a
string that's where we goes ♪
♪ Tether Bros, ha, Tether Bros, ha ♪
-I'm sorry, Buckles.
But me and this cow have a connection,
and I couldn't let her be taken away.
-I understand.
-Really?
-I understand that you're an idiot.
I can't believe a guy chose a cow over me again.
-I'm proud of you, bro.
-We're all proud of you.
-You saved my cow. Free milkshakes for everyone.
all: Yes.
-Okay, bring it in.
[cow moos]
-That's right, Cash. You're part of this too.
[upbeat music]
I'm glad everything is back to normal.
-Not everything.
-So I never order sour cream,
but when it comes with my food I always eat it.
Does that answer your question?
Cash, why aren't you talking?
-Lex, it's time to go to work.
-"Tell me more."
-There you are.
So let me tell you about
the time I tried to eat honey
from a beehive like a bear.
02x06 - Stash the Cash
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After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.
After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.