last time on total drama world tour
thanks chyna we had a blast
just not the kind associated with fun
especially
for cody who found himself in a love
potion-induced semi-coma
courtesy of his wife sierra
and since the show is still short on
cashola
we had a two-for-one sale on losers
one of whom was assisted by a certain
repeat offender
we're down to the final five who won't
make the final four
and how will i punish chef for helping
someone cheat
again find out right now on total
drama world tour
dad i'm doing fine you guys are
on my mind you asked me what i wanted to
be
and now i think the answer is
i'll get there one day
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oh
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smiling whistling this is the happiest
i've ever seen you what can i say
it's like all of my problems were shoved
out of a plane speaking of failed
romance
you want me to hit the common area so
you two lovebirds can start building
your nest together
yeah right as if stop it
plainly was right you two are so lame
for each other
oh thank you sweetie
it feels like silk too now you just
relax while i mix you some soothing tea
i love you too now that cody's drinking
the love potion tea instead of
me it's finally working he's already
weakened the knees around me
a few more cups and he'll be the perfect
husband
i love saying that i feel like a wet
noodle in a blender
don't worry this will have you up and
running in no time
nice dress it's traditional masai
warrior garb
and it came with this whoa
watch it trust me that's the least
dangerous thing that'll happen to you
today
welcome to beautiful tanzania
home of the serengeti plains and over 70
different kinds of animals
that can k*ll you what is that noise
sorry we're late what's with the cans oh
i didn't have time to finish the just
married banner
you like very walking dinner bell for
lions
you okay in there cody
pure poetry guy i can see married life
is treating you well
due to the temporarily weakened
condition of my husband
i just love saying that i'll play for
the both of us
okay challenge time part one combines
two of africa's most popular sports
soccer and cricket i call it
suck it to me to me being you
of course um is chef expecting a
blizzard
behold the penalty parka plus
pence created specifically to help
people sweat out their
cheating ways looking hot
chef each player must run one at a time
from the starting line to that pile of
african saffoo plums
grab as many as you can carry and run
back and you'll be doing all of this
while your fellow competitors pummel you
with soccer ball
ooh pummeled by a soccer ball how
painful
you were saying next take the plums you
brought back
and whack them with the cricket bat to
smash those gourds open
like this
whoever cracks their gourd open first
wins a reward that will be
mooi helpful in the next challenge now
positions people wifey you're up first
kickers get ready
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let's do this ready steady
serengeti
duncan top that
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heather here go
i knew he wouldn't kick a ball at his
crush
harsh dude but hilarious
and then there was one bring it on
alejandro
my brother carlos is a professional
soccer player
remember first person to smash through
gets the advantage
and
seems like the universe is none too
pleased with your meddling either chef
hey i'm used to smashing things with the
bat no middleman
unlike the demon alejandro's girlfriend
is a
batting fiend oh yeah
they're meant for each other shut up
chris okay
this is ridiculous
and the winner of our first challenge is
ever
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the rest of you have 10 seconds left to
cr*ck your gourd
and trust me you want what's inside
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feels good last one
here goes
broken but not a gourd no success for
cody or sierra will make it much harder
for them to deal
with this
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shouldn't we be running right now yes
you
should be scared part two of our
challenge
is a genuine african safari
and the prey
why only the most dangerous and
chauvinistic
animal of all
but you shoved his dirty butt out of the
plane in london
i know he's like a one-man cockroach
infestation
but when a certain blonde whose name
rhymes with
blainly ratted zeke out chef went a
hunting and found the scrawny lunatic
down in the hold i should warn you
though he's
totally feral thanks to all that time
with the animals whoever nabs the beast
formerly known as ezekiel
wins invincibility and first class seats
to our next destination
with the player of their choice blah
blah blah where is my reward
in a second uh go to your guards and
check inside
they contain what you'll use to hunt
with oh
yes do you know how many windows i've
broken with one of these
what's the pocket for magic beans
clothes
tranquilizer balls sling them with
enough velocity
and they burst on contact numbing the
area and releasing a hearty dose
of sleepy time goodness watch as
this intern demonstrates
see it's like paintball only with naps
now stand back people we're going to
give the violent psycho a head start
hey frosty release the beast
it doesn't even look like him yeah well
it sure smells like him
okay since heather won the first
challenge she gets six tranq balls
alejandro you cracked yours open so you
get
three duncan two hey i should get three
i cracked my gourd too technically you
b*at your guard with a cricket bat
and sierra says neither you nor cody put
a dent in your guards
you get these and one ball each no sling
sh*t
nope you're just gonna have to throw the
balls hard enough to make them burst
which will be hilariously unsuccessful
i'm
sure and go
tracking prey is like stealing cars the
more lookouts you got the better the
results
what say we team up to find the twerk
yes we should hunt ezekiel together as a
pack
forget it you'll just get in my way i am
going it alone
then i salute your bravery and bid you
good hunting and i bid you
good losing how far do you think she'll
get
not far without these i stole them in
the huddle
are you sure you haven't been to jail
mom always said i was good at arts and
crafts
and relentlessly tracking down prey
now i just need something stretchy
of course cody's emergency
he always keeps a pair handy just in
case do i know
my hubby or what
gotcha geek face what the
my tranq balls
oh my gosh uh oh okay nice kitty pretty
kitty
stay where's my a*mo
alejandro
who will survive king of the jungle or
queen of the fumble
find out right after this on total drama
world tour
yo check this out definitely human look
there's some drool ezekiel
wait let's keep calm we'll set a trap
and lure him in
good idea niggles oh
quicksand
ezekiel it's nap time
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jerk stole my a*mo cody's stuck in that
tree
never thought i'd die in quicksand mud
maybe
even a gutter but this look
ezekio hey
over here buddy
that's it
sh**t duncan now
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see i'm helping don't make me go it
alone
i am no thr*at cody and i are just
friends
well it doesn't take long to fall under
his manly spell
okay i'm going to get a big stick
we'll hook it under the straps and lift
him out of the tree
we are friends right remember chyna
help me out and i'll keep her hands off
you
sierra look what i just found the track
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did you hear that something's moving
fast it must be ezekiel
ready your tracks on my camera one
two three
it's song time
hello hey
anyone in there did you or did you not
steal the car
i was framed half an hour of you guys
sleeping
oh yeah that's gonna be great for
raiding i want a song
matter where the tranq balls hit you and
how groggy you might be
now sing
well it's a beautiful day on the
serengeti
the perfect time to snag a pup
i'll find zeke and win this dumb game
as soon as my leg wakes up going alone
just makes you look sad
and pathetic plus you'll die without a
trace hey
we teamed up and almost had a zeke i can
see the zits right on his face
really we were that close almost
gets you nowhere around here you're a
loser duo that's all
loser is what the lion called you when
you couldn't find your balls
dragon balls that is i wonder where they
went
i better sing or i get kicked out i got
something
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well it's a beautiful day on the
serengeti
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as soon as my leg wakes up my leg
my head
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somebody better catch the zeke fast
because the plane is taking off
in exactly one hour with or without you
man you are right but if you've learned
your lesson
drew's want to watch the trackball
m*ssacre on the wide screen
hey get back here and stay away from my
hot tub
i'll help you find him on one condition
you have to vote for heather or
alejandra the only alliance i have
is with my husband got it
i fully intend to kick your butt and i
yours
but for now i suggest we work together a
temporarily
to ensure we're kicking each other's
butt in the finale
i'm listening we simply continue to act
awkward around each other in front of
the others
while we secretly combine our powers and
that has to stop but i am in on the
alliance
excellent i have the perfect plan to
keep duncan busy
and capture ezekiel as you see we just
lead them even i'm not that ruthless
who cares about votes and alliances and
the million-dollar statue of cody made
of prize money right now
monkeys stole my husband
cody wifey's on the way
his shoe he's closed
cody are you okay
much better actually i knew my love
potion would cure you eventually
did you say love potion
careful it really likes me
likes likes you
oh no you didn't
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take your stinking hands off him you
darn dirty ape
now let's go find ezekiel so
duncan still in the game even though
gwen's gone not your best move
okay what are you trying it whoa
ah sick these are rank oh no
those must be serengeti bloodberries are
beautiful to look at but their juice
smells just like fresh blood
ah disgusting i'm gonna go wash off
are you sure this is gonna work trust me
oh we did it
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whoa congrats alejandro you are on your
way to first class
i would have had a sh*t if you didn't
steal all my a*mo oh
you guys are so cute now quick
grab duncan let's get the heck out of
africa before zeke wakes up
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all righty then one vote for heather
one for alejandro one for duncan
one for sierra and the lucky loser is
duncan kind of expected that
i've gotten out of bigger champs than
this
i'm gonna miss that delinquent now
alejandro
who you bring into the big leagues it's
a tough call
but cody what
now that i know heather can be persuaded
it's time to focus on breaking the bonds
of sierras and cody's matrimony
that rat i fake agreed to an alliance
and this is how he repays me
he is so going down things are getting
crazy 14
down and only four remain who will
almost die next
find out right here on total drama
world tour what
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03x21 - African Lying Safari
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