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bye
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this is
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c
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way i'll get there one day
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oh
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good evening i'm jeff and this is my
most
excellent co-host bridget and we're
coming to you live
because we need your help to raise money
for a seriously worthy cause
i know what you're thinking huh or or
maybe you're thinking
what either way think back to the last
episode
when the total drama plane crash-landed
in jamaica
a tragedy one that could have been
averted if only
they'd had more gas but our host sadly
had blown the show's budget on
decorating his personal quarters
hey i get why chris couldn't resist the
gold line hot tub
unless we raise more dough for fuel our
friends could be stranded
in jamaica forever total drama could be
canceled
we could be canceled too which is why
tonight
we're bringing you total drama the
telethon
the phone lines are open so please for
the love of total drama
call now and donate
please welcome our first special guest
the drama brothers
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the show you need to say this show
you gotta tell this show
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that you care
jamaica they're trapped down in jamaica
they can't even
you party it's so unfair
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you gotta help now we're on the brink
the crew
gets fired if this ship sinks it'll make
a difference
in their lives
give us cash or this show dies
this show total drama
save this show
you know you wanna save the show
that you love
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save this show
total drama save
this show so call the number
save the show with love
and 500 000.
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shave the show baby just give it some
dough
give it some love and some dough
that's right you need to give us 500
000 in the next half hour hi
i'm blainely stacy andrews o'halloran
and i'm your co-host i'm sorry i thought
you were the roving reporter
i'm thrilled to be here tonight
co-hosting with jeff and bridget
i thought she was going back to her old
job at celebrity manhunt
she tried they said no i'll keep you
posted on the total as your calls
and your cash pour in this is the number
call now we have gifts for a donation of
just
25 you'll get a commemorative box of
delicious and nutritious yummy happy go
time fishtails
strictly decorative do not eat meat
after legal male provinces keep out of
reach of children
and for 50 bucks you'll get a special
commemorative total drama t-shirt
sure it looks like a plain teeth but
when you get it wet
it's a wet team if you get a busy signal
keep trying
you'll get through eventually
if loyal viewers like you don't start
donating paronto
everyone here is gonna get canned and
for the g*ng in jamaica
the nightmare truly begins our goal
tonight is
500 000 and thanks to your donations
so far we've raised a grand total of
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nothing oh come on
let's welcome our first guest and
encourage her fans to call in
good idea she didn't recognize her own
boyfriend for six episodes
and she loves to be called her hotness
it's
lindsay hi lindsay
tell us about the gifts you've brought
for those who donate in your name
i was supposed to bring presents oh
lip gloss that's right for a donation of
100
you'll receive one of the remaining 400
tubes of lip gloss
lindsay brought to wear this season
supplies are vaguely limited so
call now look at the bones
lindsey's got a lot of fans yeah
katie and sadie are talking to each
other and harold is checking on movie
times
alien bonsai three is playing around the
corner which means our new fundraising
total is
203 and 200 of that came from harold's
mom
in exchange for his promise to clean the
garage i'm very thorough
extortion nice one bro but we've got a
long way to go people
come on you guys i need this show i mean
without it
i'm just an open-shirted chillaxer in a
suit and tie world
maybe harold's on to something would
anybody like to see an
episode of total drama fugitives
if you're interested call now we won't
show you any more until we get
10 000 in donations
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sweet all you ezekiel and duncan fans
keep dialing they're still missing in
action
or are they 10 000 look
we just hit 10 000. first the latest
sighting of ezekiel
allegedly on the plane
how about our favorite angry punk loyal
fans have sent in hundreds more duncan
siding tips
so tonight we're gonna show you the two
best leads
if you're a duncan fan and think these
are real cast your vote with a donation
no matter how small
our first clip was sent in by a young
viewer from texas
okay that was so duncan duncan in a
jumpsuit
but my clip is for real check out
total drama fugitives italian style
that's gotta be duncan do the viewers
agree plainly
we got hundreds of calls during the
fugitive segments
and their donations have added a
whopping 100 bucks to our grand total
our next guest is bound to bring in some
cash
he loves kissing cod and uses the word
mama
60 more than the average teen it's dj
dj's here to auction off a special prize
every donation tonight earns you a
raffle ticket toward
a dinner which i will personally make
and enjoy with you
maybe we need to sweeten the deal um
dj makes you fudge for dinner and
cookies
but it's dj everyone
loves dj yeah but you know what people
love most about dj the animal stuff
jeff i haven't heard a fly since i came
home maybe your curse only applied in
the game
well let's check it's time for
dj's world of animals what
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okay mr nibbles back to your home
all right
i gotta fly little buddy and so do you
it may have been a short season for dj
but it was a long season for the animals
and now they want their turn if you want
to see dj pet an animal
call in now
wow how'd you know that would work i
know what people like
i really don't want to do this what if
you just try petting that
little billy goat hey there little buddy
we're up to 50 000 and i know how to get
us to a hundred
beasts of the world prepare to take your
revenge
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ah
we'll be right back i think remember
give it till it hurts
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tyler tyler they're stealing my lip
gloss
what we're on oh and
we're back live welcome back to the
telethon to end all
telethons time now to check in with
plainly for our new
total you bet jeff drum roll please
we've cracked 300 000 wow
we're almost there i'll accept that now
that the studio's trashed we need to
raise an extra 500 grand to break even
we have to reach a mill now one million
dollars
in 10 minutes i'm sure our next guest
will inspire the viewers to call in
she's definitely inspired me please
welcome the queen of the knuckle
sandwich
lashana
baby let's see lashana's
very unique journey to this moment
lost in egypt paint that a kick in the
pants
i'm a helper get out of the way i'm
gonna seize the
you you've had this coming for three
seasons
on behalf of every competitor who's ever
been hurt by heather
thank you girl you are welcome how did
that first slop
feel listen taking heather out was fun
don't get me wrong but
she's still in the game and i'm here i
wish i'd smacked alejandro
ugh i know he's the worst with that evil
mind and that
silky hair and oh evil
i gotta admit i'm kind of relieved i'm
not the only dude whose chick went soft
for that ali
jerk drew let's move on gifts and stuff
are obviously not working
and this season's total drama is a
musical
so if you want to hear lashana sing
call now i sang enough on the show
can i just dance this time no
uh just cuz your voice is so great
and i know we'd all love to hear what
you'd say to alejandro if you had the
chance
right guys oh yeah definitely just just
sing
yeah yep no need to dance
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you think you got me good okay maybe you
did you think you rule the game i guess
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i know just how to do it whole brother's
going down
i won't be getting up again yes sister
come together now take him down sister
come together now sort them out
sisters come together now make him see
what we're
all about
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together now make
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you'll donate if she stops well
lashawna's gonna keep dancing until you
donate
another 100 grand what no
no it's the only way please
hurry
i don't know how much longer i can keep
this up lashauna fans
call in donations so she can stop
dancing
the bigger the donations the sooner this
will end
four hundred thousand dollars you
nailed it legatus
you know it ginger baby cakes
what's the official tally update plainly
we're up to 435 000 big ones
which is less than half of our new
million dollar goal we're dead
not yet i have an idea but you're not
going to like it
if it will raise money i'm cool with it
i swear okay
the only person more popular than
bridget with the female demographic
is alejandro dude
is this really necessary uh-huh
check it out bridgette audience research
tells us that people loved it when you
drooled over
fabulondra i'm sorry but i have a
boyfriend
i'm not even looking keep those
donations coming
and i'll keep the drama coming bridgette
you have
got to see this
stop it plainly uh has he
got his ponytail in
we're up to 600 000 already
oh the drama thanks for being so cool
about this babe
you're the best it's easy to be cool
when i've got you by my side babe
no no kissing no you
ruined all the drama well we tried
let's see our new tally 721
000 oh so close
we'll never reach our goal now never
give up on my ability to work the fans
introduce our last guest and i'll be
right back
okay our final guest is the only
competitor in the history of total drama
to get
sidelined by injury
ouch fresh from intensive care please
welcome
everybody's favorite maniac izzy
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oh okay uh uh please welcome
um brainzilla
greetings carbon-based lifeform commonly
referred to as bridget
how are you brainzilla's health falls
within acceptable parameters thank you
more importantly she is making cracking
progress on her new time machine
great brainzilla is also close to
patenting a donut maker that fits in
your purse
jeff it's all good to go yo
izzy long time no party greetings
carbon-based lifeworm commonly referred
to as jeffrey
your grammar is appalling thanks man i
try
hey where'd the peanut gallery go
you'll find out soon but first it's time
for a brand new aftermath segment
brain blast
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here's how brain blast works you call in
with donations
and i blitz izzy brainzilla with skill
testing questions
the bigger the donation the harder the
questions and
dudes you're gonna want these questions
to be super
mega major hard
fascinating creatures they can have up
to three thousand teeth uh
jess what are you doing giving the peeps
what they want
when did you last feed these
cartilaginous beauties jeffrey it's been
weeks
one wrong answer from izzy slash
brainzilla and her straps will unlock
dunking her in shark infested water you
can't
do this oh it may seem a trivial waste
of brainzilla's mind bridgette
but brainzilla believes in challenging
her enormous grace elf
if you're a fan of v*olence sharks or
skill testing questions
you're a fan of mine so call now
nice give her a spin babe
i say 78 rotations per minute marvelous
first question geography level of
difficulty
major what's the capital of uzbekistan
please tashkent correct next question
currency exchange difficulty what's the
equivalent of 2789
in yen elementary 21 981
551.82 yes next
now difficulty impossible what's the
square root of 67
child's play eight point one eight five
three five two seven seven one eight
seven two four five
correct wow let's go to the next round
are you okay brainzilla ew
i heart marshmallow sauce okay
that sounds like old izzy oh weird
could be a problem for the peanut
gallery
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hey where'd the universe go the rules
are simple
brainzilla or izzy whoever has to defuse
the b*mb blindfolded as the peanut
gallery are slowly lowered
into the shark t*nk please brainsville
izzy you have to defuse the b*mb now
hmm it's boxy
better hit it with a hammer just to be
sure
okay that was
awesome what i can't hear you over the
ringing
did we reach our goal plainly oh now
give me
you need a drum roll please
one million dollars in one cent
who knows the fans best huh me me
jeff i know them what thanks to your
support
we all still have jobs even plainly
and the show will go on so be sure to
tune in next time
for the continuation of the world's
greatest reality competition ever
total drama world tour
what
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