[ Whirring ]
[ Whirring ] [ Beeping ]
Kevin: Mwah!
Gwen: I can see you're having
fun.
Kevin: Nah.
Fun was the th hole.
Remember that miracle sh*t I
made off of Abraham Lincoln's
face?
Gwen: Through Lincoln's face.
Kevin: Video or it didn't
happen.
Gwen: I still say you should
be penalized two strokes.
Kevin: It's just a game.
Why can't you just relax and
have fun with it?
Gwen: Because some of us take
games kind of seriously.
Julie: Let's go.
Me and Gwen are four strokes up.
Last sh*t is Ben's.
[ Click ]
Ahem!
If it wouldn't be too much
trouble.
Ben: Huh?
No trouble at all.
What am I doing?
Never mind.
I'll figure it out.
Julie: We're winning, and
Ben's on the death hole.
There's no way we can lose.
Gwen: Against Ben?
There's always a way.
Ben: Let's get this over
with.
[ Beep ]
[ Click ]
[ Beep ]
[ Beep ]
Brainstorm: Brainstorm!
[ Beeping ]
Straightforward puzzle.
I posit that a simple
application of physics and
angular mechanics should provide
a more than adequate solution.
Or in more colloquial terms...
[ Ricochet ]
[ Twang! ]
[ Tink! ]
[ Rattle ]
Game over!
Julie: A hole in one on the
death hole?
That's -- that's cheating.
Gwen: That's Ben.
Brainstorm: Winning.
It's what I do.
Julie: No.
Best two out of three, right
now.
[ Rumbling ]
Brainstorm: Vibrating the
course?
Hmm!
Hardly sporting.
Almost as déclassé as driving a
ball through our th
president's proboscis.
Gwen: We're not doing it.
[ Rumbling continues ]
Techadon!
Kevin: Always good news.
Julie: I still want a
rematch.
Brainstorm: If memory serves,
our previous techadon had a
weakness -- a weakness for...
[ Beep ]
Goop: Goop!
[ Squish ]
Kevin: [ Screaming ]
Julie: [ Grunts ]
[ Whoosh ]
Gwen: It's an alien w*r
machine.
You don't want to do that.
Julie: Fine, but I still want
my rematch.
Gwen: Later.
Gwen: Later.
[ Grunting ]
It's locked on Ben.
[ Whoosh ]
Goop: Goop worked on you
once.
Once.
It'll work on you again.
Kevin: [ Grunts ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
Kevin: The Techadon's control
module.
Ben: It's like the black box
on an airplane.
Maybe there's a record of who
programmed it to come after me.
Kevin: I'll get what data I
can and safely dispose of it.
Gwen: Why do you say "safely
dispose" when we all know you've
already lined up a buyer?
Kevin: Because it makes me
sound less greedy.
Julie: According to this,
there are two miniature golf
courses within miles of here.
When's good for you?
Ben: I kind of thought we'd
focus on the k*ller robot.
Julie: When's...Good...For
you?
Gwen: We'll take Julie home.
Gwen: We'll take Julie home.
Meet up with you later.
Super-competitive.
Gwen: She's a tennis pro.
Of course she's
super-competitive.
Mad.
Ben: If I don't ask why,
you're going to tell me anyway,
aren't you?
Gwen: It's the way you won.
Everything comes too easily for
you.
You always win.
Ben: That's not true.
Okay, I guess it is kind of
true.
Gwen: That summer riding
around together with grandpa in
the rust bucket, you never
seemed to take anything
seriously, but then everything
would always somehow work out
for you in the end.
I hated that.
Ben: In my defense, I was
years old.
I'm way more mature now.
[ Slurp! ]
Gwen: It took a while, but I
eventually figured out that,
deep down, you do care, you do
take things seriously, and you
work hard at what you do.
Ben: Swish!
Gwen: You just always make
everything look easy.
Ben: Back when we were kids,
did you ever think we'd become
friends?
Gwen: No.
I thought you were gonna drive
me insane -- me or grandpa.
Probably both.
Ben: One time, grandpa said,
when I was old enough, he was
going to give me the rust
bucket, that I'd have to drive
it to school every day, take my
date to the prom in it.
I was totally convinced.
Gwen: I know.
Pranking you was my idea.
Ben: It was?!
Oh, man. That was evil.
I spent a week stressed out of
my mind.
Gwen: But once again, you got
the last laugh.
You're , and you've got a cool
sports car.
Kevin's got one, too.
Everyone has a car but me.
Everywhere I look, all I see are
cars.
Ben: You really want a car?
I've got an idea.
Gwen: Not the rust bucket.
Ben: Then I got nothing.
You could drive mine sometimes
if you want.
Kevin: Bad news.
That was no ordinary techadon.
Ben: It looks just like the
ones we fought before.
And does it matter?
We smashed it.
Kevin: The other ones were
off the shelf, a standard battle
robot anybody can buy.
The robot we fought tonight was
a custom job created by the
w*apon masters of techadon.
It must have cost a fortune.
Somebody's put a hit on you.
Ben: I'm not worried.
Kevin: You should be.
The Techadons will keep coming.
Each one will be stronger than
the one before, and they won't
stop until you're destroyed.
[ Whoosh ]
[ Whoosh ] [ expl*si*n ]
[ Beeping ]
I'll take it down with goop.
Kevin: Bad idea.
Each robot learns from the one
before.
This one's gonna be harder to
stop.
Ben: They're not so tough.
They're big brute robots.
And I've got my own big brute.
[ Beep ]
Rath: Rath!
Let me tell you something,
custom-made techadon robot
designed specifically to destroy
me, you may be big, but rath is
even bigger!
Except for the part where you're
taller and heavier than me.
But that doesn't matter, 'cause
the bigger they are, the
harder --
[ grunts ]
Rath doesn't remember how the
rest of that goes.
The bigger they are, they harder
they fall!
That's what rath was gonna say!
By that logic, you being bigger
than rath is a disadvantage!
[ Screams ]
[ Clanging ]
[ Clanging ] [ Grunts ]
Whoa!
You -- you broke Mr. smoothy.
[ Screams ]
Custom-made techadon robot
designed specifically to destroy
me, you can hurt me!
You can hurt the things I stand
for!
You can even hurt my feelings if
I had any!
But no one, and I mean no one,
hurts the smoothy!
Cosmic clothesline!
Ophiuchus suplex!
Flying ophiuchus suplex!
From the top rope!
Ursa major body slam!
[ Grunts ]
[ Grunts ] Reticulum armbar!
[ Clank ]
Gwen: [ Grunts ]
[ Clang ]
Rath: And stay down!
Ben: You couldn't find out
who's sending them?
It wasn't in the Techadon's
memory?
Kevin: Custom jobs, remember?
Gwen: Then let's pay a visit
to these w*apon masters of
techadon.
They must have records of who
they sold these things to.
Kevin: Doesn't work that way.
Nobody talks to the w*apon
masters.
Someone with a lot of money pays
for a mobile techadon
fabricator.
It keeps churning out k*ller
robots until the job is done.
Ben: So we find the
fabricator.
Kevin: The control console
might be broadcasting back to
it.
Gwen: You two get on it
before another one shows up.
Ben: Where are you going?
Gwen: I'm gonna find whoever
ordered the hit.
Kevin: Never happen.
It can't be done.
Ben: "Can't be done."
Stupid thing to say.
Unless you're trying to goad her
into doing something impossible.
Kevin: Picking up techadon
energy signature somewhere in a
three-mile radius of here.
Ben: Three-mile radius, huh?
Kevin: Don't want to hear it.
I don't see any way in.
Ben: I can think of a way.
[ Beep ]
Big chill: Big chill!
[ Whoosh ]
Ow!
I can't phase through it.
Kevin: And I can't absorb it.
Big chill: It's
indestructible.
Kevin: Come on.
If there's one thing you're good
at, it's breaking stuff.
Big chill: True.
[ Whir ]
[ Beeping ]
If the stuff doesn't break me
first.
Gwen: Need a spaceship?
No problem.
But ask dad for a car?
But ask dad for a car?
"Maybe for graduation."
Gwen Tennyson.
What brings you out to these
parts?
Gwen: I think you did,
Vulkanus.
Did you hear that someone put a
hit out on Ben?
Vulkanus: Eh, tough break for
Tennyson.
Any clues to the perpetrator?
I mean, the list of people that
want to see him dead is awfully
long.
Gwen: True.
But the list of people who hate
Ben and can also afford a custom
techadon fabricator's a lot
shorter.
Vulkanus: Yeah.
I am stinkin' rich, ain't I?
Gwen: Call it off!
Vulkanus: Couldn't even if I
wanted to.
It's auto-programmed.
It won't stop until Ben is gone.
If I were you, I'd head home and
spend some quality time with
Ben.
Your last moments with him.
As for me, I'm gonna stay here
and celebrate.
Argit: Couldn't help
overhearing your situation.
Gwen: Argit.
Argit: Hangin' out here while
the Techadons hunt Ben down?
Vulkanus, you are one trusting
guy.
Vulkanus: Trusting?
Argit: You're missing all the
action when Ben bites the big
one.
If he bites it.
Vulkanus: What do you mean,
"if"?
Argit: Let's face it, tubby.
Ben Tennyson's gotten out of his
share of impossible situations
before.
Gwen: This is none of your
business.
Why don't you just keep out?
Argit: I'm just saying, if I
spent that kind of dough, I'd
want to see for myself that I
got what I paid for.
But, you know, that's just me.
Vulkanus: You're right.
I need to see it.
Argit: Right. Make sure.
Argit: Right. Make sure.
Vulkanus: Yeah, make sure.
Ever consider a career in the
fast-paced, high-salaried world
of the professional con artist?
Gwen: Thanks for the help.
Gwen: Thanks for the help.
Argit: Anytime, red.
Kevin: [ Screams ]
Big chill: Keep away from
them.
[ Grunts ]
Kevin: I'll do better than
that.
That.
[ Grunts ]
Powerful than the other ones.
Kevin: Yep.
Big chill: And nothing I've
used before is going to work on
this one.
Kevin: Nope.
Big chill: Am I forgetting
anything?
Kevin: Probably.
Probably something bad for us.
[ Thudding ]
Kevin: [ Grunts ]
Aah!
[ Thud ]
[ Thud ] [ Ting ]
Big chill: Oh, my head.
Whoa!
The ground.
The ground.
[ Rocket whistles ]
Kevin: [ Grunts ]
Big chill: Need to cool
things off.
Ultimate big chill: Ultimate
ultimate big chill: Ultimate
big chill!
[ Crowd screaming ]
Too many bystanders around here.
Come on, techadon!
You want me!
You want me!
Come and get me!
Just what I was looking for.
[ Rocket whistles ]
Well, deserted, anyway.
[ Beep ]
[ Beep ]
Echo echo: Echo echo!
[ Beeping ] [ Grunting ]
House.
[ Laughs ]
It's over, Tennyson!
You don't stand a chance!
Give up while you still have
your dignity!
Echo echo: Dignity?
You're talking to me about
dignity?
Vulkanus: This is gonna be
sweet.
When this is over, I'm gonna
celebrate it right.
I'm throwing a riot!
Gwen: How are we doing?
Kevin: Still alive so far.
How about you?
Figure out who ordered the
Techadons?
Vulkanus: [ Laughs ]
Boo!
Weak sauce, Tennyson!
Weak sauce!
Kevin: It's only focused on
Ben.
Ben.
Try and get between them.
[ Grunts ]
Gwen: Oh, sure!
[ Beep ]
Ultimate echo echo: Ultimate
ultimate echo echo: Ultimate
echo echo!
Gwen: No, and even if I did,
there's just gonna be another
one.
They're gonna keep coming and
coming.
Kevin: If it makes you feel
any better, after it finishes
you off, I'm gonna pound
Vulkanus like nobody's business.
Ultimate echo echo: That does
not make me feel any better.
Wait a second.
How does the techadon keep
finding me?
Kevin: Visual lock.
Ultimate echo echo: Not on my
face.
I keep changing form, but it
still knows me.
Something else.
Got it!
I can't b*at it, so I'm not
going to try.
[ Beep ]
[ Beep ]
Kevin: What are you doing?
Kevin: What are you doing?
Ben: Something clever.
Ultimatrix.
No Ultimatrix, no target.
Gwen: Cool.
Ben: Hey, Kevin, you still
got your old I.D. Mask?
Vulkanus: No!
Don't just stand there!
Get him!
Tennyson's right there!
He's right there!
[ Clank ]
You have got to be kidding!
Ben: You don't look happy to
see me.
Vulkanus: [ Grunts ]
How did you do that?
What did you do?
Kevin: Techadons are K*llers,
but they're not exactly known
for their smarts.
What did you expect?
Vulkanus: I spent enough
money on that thing to buy a
small solar system.
What did I expect?
Kind of expected it to --
I don't know -- destroy you.
Gwen: Maybe you should go
back and demand a refund.
Vulkanus: Don't tell me what
to do!
Gwen: Or what?
You gonna send a techadon after
me?
Kevin: Burn.
Vulkanus: This isn't over.
Ben: You know where to find
me.
I'll be waiting.
Kevin: No hard feelings,
right, Vulkanus?
Vulkanus: Get your hands off
me!
Kevin: Just trying to be
Kevin: Just trying to be
friendly, sort of.
Looking at me for?
[ Weapons click ]
Ben: Problem?
Vulkanus: What did you do?
Ben: Tag. You're it.
Ben: Tag. You're it.
[ Whoosh ]
Vulkanus: Tennyson, I wish I
could hate you to death!
Kevin: We got lucky.
Ben: I wasn't worried.
Figured I'd get out of it
somehow.
Come on.
We promised Julie another round
of golf.
Of golf.
You drive.
03x03 - Greetings From Techadon
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A year after Ben defeated Vilgax, he's known the world over as a hero and must learn to master the powers of the Ultimatrix.
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